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Please is anybody aware of this charge? I really need some insight on this. Wouldn't want to be exploited

A friend of mine who traveled on d 23rd, and Today told me she was made to pay a 1000naira FAAN fee. I don't know if this is legal or illegal. So can someone please enlighten me as I don't want to look like an ass when I'm traveling on monday.

@poster Most peeps both m/f go clubbing cos we want to sample sometin different with almost no strings attached. Don't go acting like u've never gotten turned on by one of us dudes ur are bashing. And everyday is not christmas so be thankful for the days you were able to get it off, cos am sure that's the reason you keep going back

Sold

Okay lets start from this joke a friend posted on F.B: Election Quiz for Dame Patience Jonathan: If UMBRELLA is UMBLERRA,PRESS is PLESS,then what is ELECTION??

Guess it's different strokes for different folks, for me it wasn't free and fair. Ws a witness to election rigging in portharcourt. Spent some time in jail and had to be bailed with ten grand after much abeg while trying to take pictures albiet naively. Everybody has been bought over both the INEC officials, policemen, and the citizens don't care

Onlytruth:
LOL, I'm laughing at this OP.

Wey you think you dey sef? No be naija? 

All those almajiri you see near polling booth, wetin you think say dem dey do dia?

Someone already addressed your naivete, so I won't even bother.

Sai Jonathan!

was it criminal to have taken pictures? What almajiris? I can't seem to place ur logic

I really do not see myself ever voting again, I feel bad saying this. All I really wanted was to see if my vote counted(I voted opposition) well I guess I have tasted first hand the election realities in Nigeria, the only thing free and fair was the rigging. I don't know why the electorates didn't stay back to see their votes counted thouh I myself didn't initially stay back but went back as an after thought. And I can say the experience was worth it as I am no more disillusional about free and fair election

@beaf,  I went back after casting my vote, wanted to hear the result of the poll. @ sun of god, stop being an Asswipe; why put up my profile pic here.

@ottokx: men it wasn't funny o! see c.s.o dey halla. And it seems to me that the Acn agent was paid off, because by the time I went back to hear the count, she wasn't there. Just some pdp peeps. What drew my attention was tHe main inec official one youth corper gal, telling the guy beside her to make surE they arranged it well and in less than 3mins some guy comes out of the adjacent room with his pocket stuffed fill with ballot sheets and he hands them over to the corper who then stuffs them in the box

Ain't making up no story, I really duff my heart to folks that endanger their lives to get news. It was really sad knowing most of the. Community peeps(c.s.o and some others) were in support of what was going on. According to them I was paid by the opposition and was working against Goodluck and I must be a not so proper ibo man

I was a witness to ballot box stuffing in my ward(alakahia uniport rivers state) I tried to discretely take a picture of the inec officials and one of the riggers accousted me but for the prompt intervention of the policemen I would have become a casualty today. But they later turned around and detained me , claiming that what I had just done was a criminal offence. It cost me 4hrs of jail time, my girlfriend's tears and ten grand to regain my freedom. The next time some Mofo tells me about a breathe of fresh air I will tell him to shove it up his arse. Cause the only thing that is fresh is corruption

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i need a 17" corei5 with dedicated memory

Hi fhemmy, please can i get a 17" core i5 with dedicated 1gb memory, let me know the cost if availabla

@ileke-idi. even if d parts u highlighted is not true, even at that it still doubles d procedure that is for men

Well There's this girl in my class i had a hugh crush on, we ended up being friends and i still didn't make my intentions known so after about 2 years and some quarrels i call her up and tell her my mind and she gives me a full 30min phone lecture about how it would never happen and how she doesn't care about me one bit, so i let her be only for her to text me two weeks after that she needs to talk with me and when i finally give her audience she begins to tell me how she was harsh in the way she rebuffed my request and how she misses me and cares about me but maybe she is scared of the commitment since it would be her first so i tell her to take the whole weekend to think it through. she is the first girl I've used plain english to ask to be my girlfriend and the first girl I have said i love you to, so by monday i hope i'm getting a girlfriend(wink!)

asha 80:
There are no lions in southern nigeria forests let alone the thick forests in calabar.There is also an igbo word for lions but lions never existed there.I am sure what the meant to write was leopards.

It would surprise you folks to know that an almost extinct kind of gorilla exist in calabar and as a matter of fact it is called the cross river gorilla it exists in the only surviving rain forest in nigeria which is found in calabar. you can google it up

A lot of you folks here are instruments of backwardness, instead of you to be celebrating the success of those who have toiled and laboured to get to where they are you question the authenticity of their rewards. And i guess that mirrors the Nigerian society at large, as is also reflected in the case of the Amodu and the Super Eagles. But I ain't letting any of you with your discouraging statements put me offtrack for the first class I'm aiming for in Uniport. Because In my first year in school I have come to realize that hard work pays as is evident my very good hundred level harvest (sooooooo many A's) why will i not be inspired to read more for my 200 level. Because before then its always been stories of how you are not graded by your efforts but I guess that is all bullspit

All of you people screaming for foreign coach, Have u ever thought of the number of foreign coaches at the african Cup of nations, and yet the last two cups was won by an indigenous coach, you guys can all take a chill pill, hard work demands reward, Amodu got us there, He should take us there.

brooklyn99:
@Beaf, ive been waiting for your ugly ass and been wondering to myself "where the hell is that manliness face that i fantasize so much about blowing a load in his face". u piece of shi.t, why the hell are you twisting my words. did i come out specifically to call nigerians pieces of shit or did i pick the offending individual out. freakn homo internet ninja, did i generalize?did i insult the whole population. u know what, i wont even descend to your level U PIECE OF SH.IT!!!!

Guy you must think from your ass, you just make some stupid remark about a whole tribe and you say you did not generalize

sexyZee:
okay

ekeanyanwu.ebuka dats my YM id, or u could give me urs,

sexyZee:
hmmm realli, ^{~~~im blushing~``}

Hmm yes, could we yarn outside public quarters if u permit, Ym me, gracias

sexyZee:
^^^ TANKS.

D ISSUE IS FORGOTTEN

SexyZee, I've been meaning to tell u I like u too But I'm very shy,

Fun

Gestapo don't stop now, more from the interview please

Java works on Samsung, just that you have to download it directly from the internet, if you get via bluetooth it would not be recognised by the phone. But if you have the usb cable there are ways of installing java apps with your pc but it varies according to phone models. I use a samsung u900(soul) and have lots of app on it

Today the SUG of my school UNIPORT grinded school activities to a halt. Why in Gods name would any right thinking person camp "Militants" in a school environmen? Now that stupidity is being dealt with by the rape of innocent students sent to school to try and better the fortunes of this pathetic nation. YAR-A-DULL or whateva your name is return you militants back to your creeks. BETTER YOUR OIL INSTALLATIONS THAN THE STUDENTS TO BE EXPLOITED