Chai! I can clearly remember does days in ss2....she was actually ma classmate bt im on d shy type nd d gal too dey form holy nd dey fear me too (i dnt knw d reason back den).....i will be looking at her for a long time even during lesson bt when she wan turn i will look straight immedietely.....
D day i finally get mind approach her be her birthday, i heard it frm her friends....nd guess ma next action....i went nd bought her an expensive wristwatch worth of #4500, nd two slippers (cant remember d exact amount) and a golden chain worth of #1500 (nt real gold ooo)......den comes d part of presenting d gifts, i was sweating allthough d weather is cool.....
I later won her bt through ma friends who re master in toastin galz.....
We still dey see eachother though..

Chai!! I'm applying now as a security in dat stadium.....see as dem gals dey smile sef.... Lols

[color=#000099][/color] I've been thinking a lot bout dis thing called urge, so i decided to fuckin ask how u guys handle it when u are single especially d gals......... As for me, i will just lie flat for bed till d erection subsides......so whats yours??

DAVE41:
WHERE IS HE FROM?
A man fell into a well and was screaming for help. His wife came with a rope to help. Down inside the well, the man looked at the rope and said
......"How much did you buy this rope"?
The wife said N1,500"
"What! The man shouted inside the well. "Return it to the seller now now and go to Mama Queen's
shop down the street. Her own is N300. Hurry up before I die here!!
I beg, which ethnic group do you think this man comes from?
A. Ijebu
B. Igbo
C. Hausa
D. Yoruba
E. Igbira
F. Benue

Na real yoruba man b dat, c as he dey die still de calculate money. I knw blame him sha, na buhari d am

Kookny:


Where can I download these kinda songs? Pls

u can also go to waptrick.com or abegmusic.com

Kookny:

Where can I download these kinda songs? Pls

go to musicbaku.com

Her otu (pu**y) na diamond? Ha d gal wey i de knack free fine pass her nd get better curves pass her.

sholay2011:
Step up your game and watch the actually good American movies. Upgrade from that basic taste. I will recommend:

*Mad Max: Fury Road
* The Dark Knight
*Inglorious Basterds
*Silver Linings Playbook
*Whiplash
*Midnight in Paris
*The Silence of the Lambs

You are welcome.

watched it all xcept
*The silence of d lambs
*Silver linings playbook

LivinaPatrick:
until then confusion is your portion.

just answer

One day beside ma moms shop, 2 gals de battle it out with abusive words. At first i was confused as to y de re fightin until i cam close nd heard wat de re sayin nd realised de were fightin over one cute guy besid dem. D quarrel later advanced t a full-scale fight, bt d funniest part z dat d guy did nt even try to seperat dem. So i decid to ask ladies wat turns dem to d extent of fightin over a guy. And ma fellow dudes wat will b ur reaction if two or three ladies were fightin over u

ayotrey:
i am dozie, i am a perverted guy. i have so many fantasies but dunno how to tell girls about it. everywhere i go ladies keep eyeing me but they dont know whats on my mind. i wanna be a houseboy to pretty girls and basically serve them and wash their panties while they degrade me. but how do i tell naija girls this especially with the way i look? girls think im proud cuz i frown at them anytime they admire they just dont understand what im thinking..

wo de brain wash u say u fine? Dem gals de look at u cause u resemble catoon frm disneyland, nd u need good deliverance cause ya head no correct

hmmmmmm!!!!!!! I dnt hav anytin t say in dis cause dis is nt a weddin. De re just lookin fr publicity dats all nd mind u dats nt a real weddin bt scam

halfricanadian:
Hoodlum dere is nothing wrong with u o

Hoodnigga nt hoodlum

Ma bros wo told u dat u handsome U look lik a catoon sef. Nd u need good medicin cause ya head no correct. No offence

Ma bros wo told u dat u re handsome U look lik a catoon frm Barbie. Nd u need a good medicine cause ur head no correct

seekier:
Mine said I look like future Nigeria president

so u resemble buhari??

Guy, my advice is abi u fit slap with dat ya gunish hand Tak am envelop one heavy slap giv dat ya gf cause she just dey use u do april fool. U no even resemble any artist sef. U just manage resemble Buhari . Abeg no offence ooooo

All ma male friends re into porns. Even d female ones. Mind u im nt perfect, i used to watch it a lot b4 bt i realised its nt beneficial t m. Every one z into it, pls z dere any harm in it?

Crazy 'bout her pu**y nd every other avenue i thought i was whippin dat pu**y till dat pu**y whipped m

I was larger dan life, should've got a bigger coffin bad bi*tches in ma coffin, suck dick till de die

"Gud bi*tch, bad bi*tch got dese ho*es on ma d!ck lik Brad pitt Woah, i seen it all b4 D bi*tch got a man, bt d schemin's on d low how it go? It go Bleep dem other niggas cause im down fo ma niggas ma homies gt d blickers, automatics no clickers huh? Cordeine no liquor man life is a bi*tch, min is a gold digger im f*cked, lets f*ck she said sh on her period nd i say 'yuck' i called another bopper, i beat it lik a copper 2 big chain, one big chopper, bi*tch...." lil wayne- yuck

"uh, cut d top off call it Amber Rose
just bought a big body, time to paint d toes
known to act a donkey on d camel-toe
den tak d camel-toe nd turn it into casserole
2chainz talkin on d flakes phone
Poof!! Just lik dat d whole check gone
so many chains on it look lik ma neck's gone........." 2chainz- Yuck ft lil wayne

"man fucj dis bitch ass niggas, hw y'all doin?
Im Lil tunech, im a nuisance, i go stupid, i go dumb lik d 3 stooges
i dnt eat sushi, im d shit, no im pollution no sbstitution
got a bitch dat play in movies in ma jaccuzzi, pussy juicy........" look at me now-chris brown ft Busta rhymes nd Lil wayne. Lil waynes line

"Off off off" and "No worries" by lil wayne

Well for m its Lil wayne(weezy f baby) and 2chainz. Dis two niggas re cool rappers wit many mix tapes lik "Bounce" "yuck" "Days and days" "Bentley truck" and many other solos.

ErnieSmallzz:
ehnehn Ayam the mummy. Lerrus act it insyd uncompleted building. Oya who will be our child now

let m b una child we de peep as una do am