₦airaland Forum

Why is the grave looking shallow? Is there plan to exhume the body and disposing it later?���

Is Lagos state ready for the fall out of going from door to door.? The number of cases will increase and the beds in the isolation centre will not even be close to what is needed

Please as you guys are returning, don't forget to go with your billionaire brother EVANS and his people

Despite other states recording lower turn out than during the presidential elections, Akwa Ibom recorded just about the same amount of voters that it had during the presidential elections. Up Akpabio

Shou oooo. So mama piss get mother in law? . I shock. I no believe. How dem two go dey relate. Mama Jona go don see shege for mama piss hand. I feel for her. Mama piss as daughter in law. Imagine that.

She had a "rally" in port Harcourt town on Thursday with market women and traders, Wike was in attendance as i heard.
She can't vote as she is registered in Otuoke so what is she doing in Rivers State on election day?

I have heard that about 10 court cases are pending as regards to Buhari's certificate. Now that his WAEC, OND, HND and Masters in Strategic studies have found , all plantiff must go on National media and tender apologies to him. The military played a vital role in this saga so it should be overhauled so that they can regain their former glory. As for NTA they actually rubbished a whole Nigerian Army General. Imagine the insult to us Nigerians. Something must be done. There is a limit in freedom of speech.

With this historical win where an opponent unseats a serving President in Nigeria, what does this spell for the upcoming governorship elections especially in the South South and South Eastern States. I have been watching PDP governorship candidate in Rivers States, because he has the backing of the First Lady he has been behaving as if he is the sitting governor of Rivers State. With this historical win of APC I wonder if APC governorship candidates will be encouraged and borrow a leaf from the General's book and win elections in their respective states.

Congratulations to our great General. You have a lot of work awaiting you from the menace of boko haram, light, economy corruption just to mention a few. Roll up you sleeves, gather people with vision around you and steer us to a greater future. I wish you God's guidance as you embark on this glorious journey. God bless you GMB

Tele Ikuru go dey roll for ground now with regret crying "O had I known, had I known, had I known and GEJ go dey fold him Umbrella ready to move back to Otuoke.

Here is an en extract from the reply Jonathan gave when commenting on World Bank's statement that

"Nigeria is one of the top 5 nation that has the highest number of poor"

Jonathan faulted the World Bank report saying"....... "

Nigeria is not a poor country. Nigerians are the most travelled people........If you talk about owning private jets , Nigeria will be among the first 10 countries and yet they say Nigeria is among the five poorest country in the world."

Abeg how clueless can our President be? And he wants to go for a second tenure

Happy New year to everybody. I have been following up on this tread since last year. I am resident in Port Harcourt. My DH has finally agreed to participate in the ivf treatment. So where in Port do we have the highest success rate and where do I start from as in preparing myself? Pls mamas in the house I need help urgently.

I have read a lot of comments made here and i want to point out a few things.
Most nigerian families have at least three or four kids in them. So some of these kids in these type of schools have their siblings in the school with them or in similar schools. And so therefore parents of these kids spend N10,000,000 (ten million naira) or more on their children's education annually. To be able to afford such the parents have to be very very comfortable. The houses these children live in must be very posh and some come with swimming pools, lawn tennis court etc. These kids are not fazed with things like swimming pool and all the rest as they are part of their everyday life. So its wrong to say they can be distracted by having such amenities in their schools. To them ipads, smartphones appear to be necessities and not luxuries unlike for a child from an average home. Most of the time their holidays are hardly spent here in Nigeria, they never write JAMB except for formality instead they sit for IGCEs, SAT and the rest of them and they attend Universities abroad. Tell me if you all were rich as The Dangotes and Otedolas of this world would you send your kids to Umututu grammar school or any average schools around? All over the world there are schools that only the children of the rich and privileged few usually attend. As someone rightly said water usually finds its level. So dont be deceived people money definitely is good.

noperson:
Why do pple lie without doing proper research? If you have really ever applied for the US visa, you will know that it is your application confirmation page info that you book the interview with. So what's with the lie that you filled the visa form 20mins before your interview or your mum filled hers the morning of the interview, so how did you book for the interview in the first place

And this goes to those that allow touts at the embassy entrance to cajole you into refilling your forms at the premises before entering the embassy is waste of money and time. The reason your name is on the check-in list is because all previous applications and interviewees for that date has been processed with your application information and list printed. So you refilling your application prior to entering the embassy does not alter or update the previous information you had submitted

Why do you display your ignorance at all places. You are ignorant of facts and you don't want to be enlightened. What do I gain from lying. I just chipped in on what happened when I went for my interview. I wasn't asked to show any document to verify what I filled in my form that morning. 90% of those who were interviewed while I was inside were not asked for any documents. The V/Os only asked questions based on what was in their computers. It's good to go with documents just in case you fall into the group of the remaining 10%.
@noperson pls find out facts before you start throwing accusations.

@Boss13 please don't be too sure of things you say. I just got my tourist visa and I filled the visa form at about 20 minutes before I went to the embassy for my interview. So when do you suppose secuirity checks were carried out at my bank and office? My mom also filled hers the morning of her interview and she got hers too and she is a pensioner. So pls dont mislead people.

Thank God the Federal Government sacked all resident doctors in Nigeria. if not Dr Enemuo's wife who is a resident doctor would have been treating so many patients from all walks of life. One can only imagine how many people she could have infected with the EVD. Dr Enemuo took a great risk. I don't know why a doctor who hasnt ever seen an Ebola patient before in his life, decided to endanger his life, that of his family and the general public at large by accepting to treat a patient in secret. How much was he paid to have made him overlook so many dangers involved in EVD treatment. Our greediness knows no bound.

LadyG thanks for the book. I just saw it. Baby dust to all expecting mothers. Whatsoever God has WRITTEN is WRITTEN No matter the delay, we all shall smile IJN

@ LadyGuinevire I am interested in the e book. Pls mail it to me @ idyumoh1@gmail.com. Thank you

Why is is that most programme presenters on radio and television always speak with "American" accent. A good number of them have not even gone out of the country yet they have acquired foreign "accents". Are listeners really impressed with these "accents".Thank God for WAZOBIA radio station pidgin all the way

Please help. I remembered I didnt register the sim card of my MTN car tracker as I lost the number sometime last year when armed roobers stole my phone. My car suddenly stopped on 30th Sepyember, 2 days after the NCC deadline. My mechanic has tried all to restart the car to no avail. I am now wondering if the car tracker has been blocked thereby resulting to the ceasure of the car. Please whoever knows anything about it should please help so I can know what next to do

By paying N97 for the shirt it means each parent makes a contribution of N48.5. When you add the N1 given to them they each have N49.5.Then the remaining N1 with you if shared into two gives 50k each and when added to the N49.5 it give N50 and then you will find no money is missing. Simple


Mom Dad
N48.5 (Moms contribution to shirt) N48.5 (dads contribution to shirt)
+ 1.0 (N1 you returned to mom) +1.0 (N1 you returned to dad)
+ .5 +.5 ( N1 with you is shared between mom and dad)
------------ -----------
N50.00 N50.00

Therefore 48.5+48.5=97+1+1+.5+.5= N100
No money is missing

Even in the days of silent movies Charlie Chaplin is more funny than our commedians of today eg Nkem Owoh and silent movies is close to 100 yrs old. Its not age of hollywood but talent and effort behind the movies that matters

I tire for the americana ooo. They really need to step up their game. A good script is a very good start. I watched an american film years back titled "12 ANGRY MEN" it was about jury of 12 people delibrating on a case. They never left the room but the movie was a master piece. Peter Fonda was the lead actor. It wasn't action packed but it was very nice and I believe low budget. So a good script is a very good start. Pls let them do away with the phonetics, its irritating. We know they all grew uo here so where did the phonetics come from. Just have a good command of English and diction.

Nkem Owoh?  He is about the driest actor in nollywood. There is no bone in his body that is funny. Maybe for the OMATAS he is hilarious but he makes me want to gag. I hate his movies. He is always talking more than necessary and overdoing things. If he is a comedian let him do stand up comedies where no scripts are required for an hour or 2 like Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy etc then the real truth shall be revealed.

I am sure some of this so called militants are relations of our politicians who have been smuggled in under the umbrella of amnesty. Hmmm check n seethe real militants are husseling it out somewhere in africa while the fake militants are enjoying yankee.

I ve watched with dismay how a man who can hardly afford 3 square meals the day before become a millionaire in the twinkle of a eye and nobody raises an eyebrow. Many millionaires today are government based emergency contractors who can't even invest these monies except buy houses home and abroad and keep the remaining in banks. Once their backbone in govt is out then thir empire gradually collapses. My question now is can anyone be a geniune millionaire in Nogeria. Can their millions endure the test of time?

Can u mention the tourist attractions? And when is it best to visit?

Is Ghana worth the effort of one taking a trip there for holidays? I m looking for a West African country to holiday in pls let the house help

I don't see what right  Godswill Akpabio has in stopping other parties from campaining in any part of the state they so desire. When he was vieing for the Governors office in 2007 did he not campaign  in Ibibio communities? Why is he now, becos he's in power stopping others from using state owned facilities to campaign. If he's so confident of the outcome of the election let him stop the bullying. He's had 4 years to convince the Akwa Ibomites on why he deserves to go for a 2nd term, let his stewardship speak for him. I live in PH and I love what Ameachi is doing. He deserves a 2nd term. If he wasn't going back for a 2nd term  Celestine Omeiha will have been the next best choice. These are men of vision. SO GODSWILL AKPABIO LET YOUR STEWARDSHIP SPEAK FOR YOU. THIS IS A FREE AND FAIR COUNTRY. LET PEACE REIGN IN AKWA IBOM STATE. 5 people dead. How many more will die before our political class call themselves to order.

I told you we met again on facebook. We broke up because he was not ready for a steady relationship. Too many friends and money to live large.