talktonase:
i pray the media that made her will not break her...

I pray so oooooo

timidapsin:
Am back again with my videos

Do you remember the pastor that prayed recharge cards into Church members phones 2weeks ago?
if you missed the thread check here=> https://www.nairaland.com/2933381/video-pastor-prays-recharge-card
and the video ==>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsbdAtWXXLY

Well he is at it again, This time he prayed on bottled water and it turned to wine

Hmmm who am i to judge anybody...
Watched video below and share your views in the comment section


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IriHavp25aU

Pls go get a life......#eleniyan

DeathStroke007:
A street bread seller becomes an object of half unclothedness on the front pages of magazines and that's success
You may never know what true success is until you die and find yourself among those who submitted to their creator or those who would be losers in the Hereafter.
The dictionary may define success but it can't define true success..
Quran 3:19,Qur'an 3:85,Qur'an 3:102

Please go get a life...

Ask4bigneyo:
What is a NOUN?

Mumu like u...NOUN is a name of person, animal, place or tin...
Ode Shey u no get Google Abi u neva hear of open university before..wawa kowel...mai katon baki

Ask4bigneyo:
What is a NOUN?

Mumu like u...NOUN is a name of person, animal, place or tins...
Ode Shey u no get Google Abi u neva hear of open university before..wawa kowel...mai katon baki

knightsTempler:


Strangely Buhari only opens his mouth to spit rubbish when he is abroad. Is that not a sign of inferiority complex?

Less than 3% of Nigerians are Criminals & are Exposed to the outside world. This doesn't make the Majority 97% plus, Criminals. A PATRIOTIC President Must make this distinction & PROMOTE the image of his country! It is a SHAME President Buhari has FAILED the nation in this regard!!!

Do u even know what you are saying at all?...3%? I guess it mst be u , ur dad and mum.

Pls ask an average youth (btw d ages of 12-24) why dey wld want any political position...Haaaa! I want to chop my share of the national cake ni ooo...I just askd the guy beside me

Abeg who Iz e-money?.....Nlander all the way

I in lag? I wan sow the same tin make u promot ur tailor nao

Rollingdice:
Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you
could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour's home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking...

Source: Nhyira 104.5 FM, Kumasi,
Ghana - https://mobile.facebook.com/nhyira104.5fm/photos/a.208968822480229.50416.182243201819458/1006058822771221/?type=3&_rdr

The will sha beat you for Evrytin..RIP mum obafemi loves you

sexymoma:
Dear men we wanna inform you that we don't want any val gift this year...
All we just want!!
We want to know our mother in law!! enough of this hide and seek
Take us home oo
Take us home

Na wa ooooo

But iz a welcome idea sha...stories that touches the heart.....

PoliticalThuG:
i dnt understand the joke there, can u explain?

U can't understand ..Shebi na banana island dey born u

johnydon22:
Gravity is not a thing so cannot be quantified with light

I wonder oooo
How could he possibly compare gravity with light??
Just passing by tho

Abeggy what is even wrong with this man sef..... mst he blame jonathan for every thing.......Haba
See iz mouth like d foot-mat wey dey my door post...yeye man

MosakuAW:


E pain you? Why are you giving me explanation?

You said you did not caption this scene yourself and you are not in LAG, that you got this from a source.

OK! What happen to the part of you giving credit to the source rather than your blog. Your source says: http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2016/02/young-
man-spotted-lying-on-ground-in.html and your Moniker on Nairaland is: IamChuzzy

Young man stop deluding yourself. Remove and add the original source if you are not the original source. #Shikena.

ltfw

Hi, pls can I switch from sciences (elect/elect) to business admin?..
I just bought pgd form and would like to switch to biz admin coz of d nature of my job.

Cc BornSad

vicola0281:
ehhh starboi ain't on d list.. rubbish... click like if u think diz topic is trash...

Please who is starboy?

Well done op .....nice info

firstolalekan:
[s][/s]
You are a fruitless f00l
Jobless nonentity seeking attention

@Vanquay #Vanquay

imagine u insulting dis guy coz he told u d truth....if dis is wat university level are producing all over the world i wonder if dai will ever be anytin called cadillac one, range rover sport, or even keke napep i guess will all be riding on customized bicycle wit a knife switch..........please our graduates and engineers should start thinking outside the box....even if we have to steal idea and modify it to somtin bigger...bill gate stole idea and modify it to somtin bigger dat was y he won d lawsuit laid agnst him by steve jobs...........i say kudos to d girl for trying, u did well but well is not good enof try and focus on somtin better or the best,,,dis tin cannot enter into any competition in south africa not to tlk of china or japan

My question is simple.....wat apns if d battery run down? is thai any means of charging the battery? sorry am an accountant@@@@if my ? sound odd

Sunnybobo3:
The allegation by some governors that a former Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, spent $2.1 billion out of the Excess Crude Account “without authorization” is false, malicious and totally without foundation, the minister’s spokesperson said Tuesday.

The governors of Edo State, Adams Oshiomhole; Kaduna, Nasir El-Rufai, had said that the National Economic Council, at a meeting on Monday, found that $2.1 billion of the Excess Crude Account was spent without the approval of the council.

The former minister said no unauthorized expenditure from the ECA was made under her watch in the Finance Ministry, and that decisions on such expenditure were discussed at meetings of the Federation Accounts Allocation Committee (FAAC) attended by finance commissioners from the 36 states.

“It is curious that in their desperation to use the esteemed National Economic Council for political and personal vendetta, the persons behind these allegations acted as if the constitutionally recognized FAAC, a potent expression of Nigeria’s fiscal federalism, does not exist,” a statement signed by the former minister’s spokesperson, Paul Nwabuikwu, said.

“But Nigerians know that collective revenues, allocations and expenditures of the three tiers of government are the concern of the monthly FAAC meetings.

“It is important to acknowledge the efforts of governors who are working hard to overcome the current revenue challenges facing their states without resorting to character assassination and blame games,” it said.

The former minister said she remained ready and willing to respond to legitimate enquiries about issues under her purview as Finance Minister.

“But it is clear that this is the latest chapter of a political witch-hunt by elements who are attempting to use the respected National Economic Council for ignoble purposes having failed abysmally in their previous attempts to tar the Okonjo-Iweala name. 

“It will be recalled that one of such attempts took place in May when some of these governors, hiding under the auspices of the Nigerian Governors Forum asked Okonjo-Iweala to explain $20 billion alleged to be missing from the same ECA.

“The Finance Ministry subsequently issued a news release and published an advertorial in national newspapers on May 25, 2015 giving details of what the Federal Government and states received from the ECA in the last four years. It also provided details of the use of the funds for payment of petrol subsidies for the Nigerian public and SURE-P allocations to the three tiers for development purposes.

“After the publication, the accusers lost their voice. But the latest allegations show that these persons are still in the business of throwing up wild, unsubstantiated figures to damage Okonjo-Iweala’s name. For instance, within the last few months, Governor Oshiomhole and his fellow travelers have asked Okonjo-Iweala to account for “missing” $30 billion, $20 billion and now $2.1 billion. What they don’t seem to understand is that the strategy has lost all credibility because the falsehood is clear for all to see. 

“How can some governors who fought FG’s efforts to leave robust savings in the ECA and even took the Federal Government to court over the matter turn around to make such unfounded allegations?

“The world knows that it was Okonjo-Iweala who pioneered, during her first stint as Minister of Finance in the Obasanjo administration, the practice of publishing monthly updates of all allocations to different tiers of government in order to empower Nigerians with information and knowledge of government revenues and expenditure. This enabled the Nigerian public to ask questions about the utilization of these resources. Of course many elected and appointed public officials were not happy with this development.

“She continued this practice when she returned in 2011 and even added periodic updates on the Excess Crude Account, subsidy payments for verified claims by oil marketers for fuel imports as well as SURE-P payments to the three tiers of government.

“Against this background, the idea that she spent $2.1 billion “without authorization” is simply not credible given that details of government receipts and expenditure are public knowledge.

“We believe that Nigerians are too smart to be hoodwinked by this partisan desperation to tar the name of Okonjo-Iweala.

“In the interest of the country, we advise that public officials should avoid the temptation to politicize economic issues so that balanced analysis can lead to real solutions.”


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/185866-okonjo-iweala-replies-oshiomhole-el-rufai-denies-spending-oil-money-without-approval.html

i laff in togo ha-ha-hah-aahh-ahahahahaha stammering kind of laff