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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 7:52pm On Aug 26, 2021
Uzomarrr123:
since school is not that important

Send ya pikin go ojuelegba let him shine one day like Whitemoney in future

"Determinant" is the keyword!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 7:49pm On Aug 26, 2021
Uzomarrr123:
*pronounce*

But I understand, it typo error from phone
Where did you see 'pronounce" in that post? Or outside your single digit IQ you still don't know how to read?

Don't bother to quote me because I no go respond.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 7:19pm On Aug 26, 2021
CRUISETOPIAVP:

That guy go school at all?
He didn't and he's not ashamed about it.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by horhizah(f): 7:04pm On Aug 26, 2021
Hello guys, please is 3.0cm normal for cervix length in 23 weeks?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 3:18pm On Aug 24, 2021
Uzomarrr123:
o for still hail am…but white money I know is too fake


If biggie for example should say Pere and whitemoney can go and see a movie

Whitemoney will still pretend and shine his teeth and act all his fake love for Pere and go

Pere facial expression self will tell you he’s not happy biggie is saying both shud go and see a movie …when there’s Maria or even saga..

You Whitemoney is fake

Is all good

We move !!!
Lol... coming from someone who thinks Iphone users are richer than android users. Your submission has been received and being reviewed, you will be contacted shortly.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 1:19pm On Aug 24, 2021
Uzomarrr123:
Many of white money and Sammy fans are poor

They will vote thru web only (100votes)

Hehehehe

Dem big boys and girls with premium Dey with Maria and Pere
Funke Akindele must be poverty stricken.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 4:06pm On Aug 16, 2021
Amya:


You mean you're actually rifting through my old posts looking for cheap likes? That's just desperate and sad.
I'm only going through the thread and your name has just been among the most quoted. Have I responded to any of your posts on other threads? Madam, REST and stop replying jambites. Besides, I don't do likes and I hate being quoted. So please try as much as possible not to respond, you will be doing me a great deal of good.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 3:54pm On Aug 16, 2021
Amya:
I'm supposed to find this attractive. *pukes*
You now sound bitter. Tell me you don't have a single person in your life that you care about, say family or friends that looks exactly or even worse than this. Why do I even have a feeling that your are obese.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 3:33pm On Aug 16, 2021
Amya:

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Why will i cry? Lol. You've been in tears for hours. All this because i don't find your fave attractive. If you're this insecure about a person you see on your TV screen, I wonder how insecure you'll be about yourself. Grow up!
And if you are so "secure", you will stop responding to every Tom, Dick and Harry on here. Haba! Even my tired is tired for you. Ignore them and move to the next page.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 3:24pm On Aug 16, 2021
Amya:


Even at 35 i look younger then your WM.
Weak Bar. E no enter, try a better comeback.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 11:57am On Aug 16, 2021
Amya:


One thing about looks is that it's subjective. I don't find your WM attractive and most of the girls in the house don't too. If you do find him attractive, good for you.
Now, from knowing me on nairaland 100 years ago don't mean sh*t. My picture has never been on my profile for one day. People managed to track down my locked Instagram page 2 years ago but they still couldn't see much. Not joking o, but your WM can never see me on the streets and talk to me. E no fit get the liver i promise you! Na only people wey get balls of steel or heavily loaded that can chyke me. Make with that whatever you will amigo.
You didn't need to respond. What point exactly are you trying to prove? That you are beautiful? That you are attractive? Like you said, the concept of beauty and being attractive is subjective. So Amya, Die it.
Don't bother responding, because I have put off my reply option.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 2:22pm On Aug 14, 2021
Senseii:
Jackie Bs boobs looks well sucked
Yes, for a mother that's a sign that she breast fed her son.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 1:33pm On Aug 03, 2021
ThunderSwitch:
[s]Naa I can't be jealous of a dense fat pig without substance tongue cheesy

Not when i have a complete man still contesting!!!

My dear this ur line too weak tongue
Biko try harder!!!!

If e sure for you, post your pictures. If not, miss.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 12:52pm On Aug 03, 2021
SugarDdaddy:
NIGERIANS likes to make mouth a lot which is typical of white money fans. How many of them even have a DStv?
They just come online and give audio 10k voting without proof and this will work massively against white money because people might think he has got huge fans already but what they do not know is that housemates like Pere, Niyi, Maria and liquorose has huge supports outside Nigeria.
When it comes to south africa, the wife of Niyi has got south africa covered, though they might not come online to make noise but i tell you, they are voting massively for Niyi.

White money is save this week but if he goes up with people like Maria and pere.

E go shock some people.

If people from USA can vote then pere is a strong contender for the money.
Not to talk of house mates like liquorose that has that celebrity backing just like what laycon had last year.

All it takes to be top three is for three to five power celeb to declare support for you and 80% of the followers of the celeb will follow the trend and liquorose has got that celeb factor already.
The coming months will be interesting but honestly, the oversabiness of white money fans will be his undoing.
Most of them don't have the Cash and money to persuade voters unlike fans of maria, liquorose, Niyi and pere.
90% of the fans of white money still begs for giveaways online.
No offense though.
Why are you capping yayanpu? Which South Africa Support? I wonder how you took your time to type this exclusive bag of trash. FYI, except you do not consider Funke Akindele and Frodd as celebrities anyways, they have shown their support for White Money and trust me, he's winning this BB Naija S6. Please Pin this comment.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by horhizah(f): 5:17pm On Aug 02, 2021
majorbravo:

Pere is an Ex-military officer. Anyone who has been in the force knows for sure that stealth is the way to find your enemy and take them unawares. Pere didn’t know White Money knew for sure. But one thing Pere was convinced it was that White Money didn’t like him from the start and that White Money would nominate him(pere) so that he(pere) would leave if he(pere) by any chance ends up being the wildcard.

So during the reveal tonight, White Money shouted in his usual manner that he knew it was Pere. Pere immediately got confirmation at that instant that White Money hates him enough to wish he was the wild card. So he responded saying yeah I knew you(WhiteMoney) knew too. This confirmation was Pere’s way of setting WM up for what he had just done in the garden now. To rubbish WhiteMoney’s claim that he knew. It was virtually impossible for anyone to suspect or even guess Pere except that person hated Pere enough to want him (Pere) to be the wildcard.

WhiteMoney fans need to prepare to vote for white money every week. Cos he brought this on himself.

How did Maria know? How did Saga know? Saga said he knew but Pere talked him out of it.
TV/Movies / Re: Meet The Daughter Of Senator Grace Bent In This Year Bbnaija by horhizah(f): 1:10pm On Jul 28, 2021
Bedtec:
BBnaija is an overated non educating silly lifestyle program .... Imagine being awake watching people sleep
This stance is cliché and dead on arrival. No matter how much you try, remember that there were people before you who tried harder, but the show only kept gaining more fans. So please enter the politics section or a section that doesn't require you to watch people who are asleep while you are awake.
Watch the country for us, we will join you after 3 months.
Health / Struggling To Get Pregnant? Get In Here by horhizah(f): 5:03pm On Jul 21, 2021
Hello guys,

I sell very effective aphrodisiacs for both men and women. After about 2 years of doing this, I found out that most women don't just suffer from enjoying sex and reaching orgasm, some women are actually finding it difficult to get pregnant.

I honestly got worried and started researching with a couple of people about how you hardly find people from northern Nigeria battle with infertility. My research resulted in a product that has been confirmed by four people who had difficulty getting pregnant. They got pregnant within 2 to 3 months of taking this product.

Our success rate is 80% and we only tell you to ensure that you and your spouse are medically fit before purchasing as our products are money-back guaranteed, if within six months of using the product you don't take in, we will refund your money.

So hit me up on 09055013811 (WhatsApp, SMS and calls) or send message to cushyaphrodisiacs@gmail.com.

All your bedroom needs will be addressed. Men and women inclusive.
Romance / I'm In The Mood To... (pictures) by horhizah(f): 6:28am On Jul 17, 2021
Hello Romancelanders, so it rained heavily last night in my part of Abuja and I woke up feeling mushy, but because of the humane part of me that puts others first, I decided to meditate about the troubles some people have enjoying sex. Some people just have a very low libido or are suffering from serious low self esteem because of the poor quality of the performance in bed.

I bring you good news IN CAPS that GORONTULA or SILKY KOLA as some people call it is miracle fruit that can boost and spice up your sex life without you having to break the bank.

Gorontula fruit cures the following:

*Mild to chronic VAGINAL DRYNESS
*Boosts LIBIDO
*Thickens the SEMEN
*Increases chances of CONCEPTION
*Regulates BLOOD PRESSURE
*Regulates BLOOD SUGAR

Some proponents of the Gorontula theory ✌️postulate that it protects the vital internal organs like the liver and kidneys.

I actually sell this product at the best prices available in town. Just hit me up on : 09055013811 Call or WhatsApp) or @cushyaphrodisiacs on Instagram or send an email to cushyaphrodisiacs@gmail.com.

I'll be more than happy to help you

Celebrities / Re: Skales Marries Hasanity (Traditional Wedding Pictures, Video) by horhizah(f): 11:52pm On May 01, 2021
rocknation62:


No doubt,but what is what doing is what doing well...
"Worth"

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Celebrities / Re: Skales Marries Hasanity (Traditional Wedding Pictures, Video) by horhizah(f): 11:51pm On May 01, 2021
rocknation62:
CONGRATULATIONS bro,it’s a pity you could not SCALE through your musical career!

I hope you have SCALED through your educational career?

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Family / Re: When Is The Best Period To Introduce A Child To Sex Education And How? by horhizah(f): 8:46pm On Apr 22, 2021
JudgeKronos:
None....

Sex education is a fallacy.

In fact, the moment you tell a child the do(s) and don’t(s) about adulthood, na that time he or she will like to experiment the don’t(s) especially this uncircumcised generation....

There is a time in everyone’s life when he/she will turn into what he/she will become......

When that time comes there’s nothing you as a parent can do to stop him/her.

Doyin Okupe comes to mind..... my apologies for mentioning a name... but let the message be passed..

Do your best as a father/mother ....... the rest is an unpredictable phenomenon.

My one cent .
I'm not sure you entirely understand the question. Sexual orientation is different from sex education. Sex education is to basically teach your kids everything they need to know about sex at different stages of their growth. This is to prevent them of being victims of paedophiles and wrong knowledge.
Jobs/Vacancies / Housekeeping Supervisor Job In Jabi Abuja by horhizah(f): 4:22pm On Mar 07, 2021
Hello,

An upscale boutique hotel in Abuja is in need of a housekeeping supervisor with a minimum of 5 years relevant experience.

Interested candidates should call 09055013811.
Celebrities / "Phyno Elevated To The Status Of A God" Nairaland Graduate On Twitter Claims (P by horhizah(f): 9:49am On Mar 01, 2021
I can't laugh, Twitter people are graduates of Nairaland NO CAP.

Romance / How I Lost My Virginity by horhizah(f): 9:29pm On Feb 27, 2021
I actually lost my virginity to my husband without any prior experience of sexual acts or stimulation of my erogenous zones by my ex (Though I had read everything sex related and I mean everything). If there is one thing I can tell, It's that... NOTHING! I'm just tired, I'll post my first time story some other time, in the meantime, make I sell my markets.

I sell Gorontula or Snot Apple (please check my previous posts or Google for further explanation). It's an aphrodisiac that increases vaginal wetness and sliminess, it also regulates blood pressure.

I also sell human hair wigs at the best prices ever.

I sell press-on nails and all kinds of nail care and hair care products.

Hit me up on 09055013811 or cushyarcade@gmail.com

Romance / Open For A Lasting Kinky Gift Or Feeling by horhizah(f): 9:09am On Feb 25, 2021
"I don come again o, I don come with wetin pass gold & silver, them dey call am Baibo"...lol, I'm sure Benin people can relate. Ring Road and New Benin Markets Bible sellers.

Anyways me I don come with wetin fit change una sexual and general well-being, them dey call am Gorontula. Sexually it can increase the volume and sliminess of the vagina juice for women and increase libido for men. Then General Well-being-ally, it can reduce blood sugar and regulate blood pressure ( these are scientifically proven facts).
Hit me up on 09055013811
cushyarcade@gmail.com

P.S- MY CUSTOMERS' ANONYMITY IS GUARANTEED!

Romance / Re: Let's Talk About How The Vagina Should Smell by horhizah(f): 4:41pm On Feb 24, 2021
baralatie:
you want the chat to smell like rose or taste like vanilla?
Restored to its natural state.
Romance / Let's Talk About How The Vagina Should Smell by horhizah(f): 12:07pm On Feb 24, 2021
The Vagina is the most sensitive part of the body and should be treated as sensitive and "Fragile". It however baffles me that many women have shunned this and are treating their Vaginas like they would a ball. They insert all sorts of chemicals in the name of eradicating foul smell or tightening. Don't ever allow anyone Vagina-shame you because they think your Vagina is wide. Just the same way men's penis vary in sizes likewise the human head, so does the size and depth of the Vagina. This is for the records

Now to Vaginal care, the only thing that should go in there for the purpose of cleaning is WATER, all those other so called cleaning and tightening agents are HARMFUL.
But if you still think your Vagina is lose or doesn't smell good, my advice is that you get something that'll restore it to it's natural state and such things can only be found in nature or better still in the farm.

There's a tested and trusted solution to smelly Vagina, you don't insert but you eat and it does it's wonder under. GORONTULA fruit also known as Silky Kola or Snot Apple.
I sell 10 pieces of different sizes at 1,500 naira or one mudu at 7,000 naira.
Call or text 09055013811 or email cushyarcade@gmail.com.

Romance / Freaky Monday Mood. by horhizah(f): 7:51am On Feb 22, 2021
Career men and women, you all are doing well, but the question is this, are your bedmatics calculations right?
Gorontula is the formula and y'all know how formulae simplify the situation.
Get in here my people. 10 pieces of different sizes for 1,500.
Hit me up on 09055013811 or cushyarcade@gmail.com.

Romance / Come And Cum O, It Is Necessary. Gorontula Can Ascertain That by horhizah(f): 2:26pm On Feb 21, 2021
Without much ado, I'll like to introduce you to Gorontula fruit also known as Silky Kola or African Chewing Gum. It's scientifically confirmed and unconfirmed benefits are numerous, you sure don't want to miss out. For the purpose of this post, I'll only be highlighting a few of it's sexual benefits in both men and women in bullet points:
-Vagina Sweetener
-Vagina Cleanser
-Vagina Tightener
-Slimy Vagina Juice activator
-Fertility booster
-Semen Quality booster
-Remedy for watery sperm
...And so on and do forth (ati be be lo).

If you are in doubt of the above, just type "gorontula" on Google and come back to scold me for not telling you enough.

I sell 10 pieces of different sizes at 1,500 naira only, and I deliver within Abuja in 24 hours and outside Abuja within 3 working days.

Please call, SMS or WhatsApp 09055013811 or email cushyarcade@gmail.com

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Romance / Re: Gorontula For Slimy Vagina Juice And Thick Sperm With Loads Of Calories by horhizah(f): 8:12am On Feb 21, 2021
Joysticks:
Why E be say Africa native medicine dey look disgusting and smells awful?If you drink am you go squeeze face take swallow am.This one no fit even be medicine.The bad economic and unemployment dey make many people indulge in illegal activities.

Lol... This is a very sweet fruit, and mind you, I am very very GAINFULLY employed. As far as I'm concerned, selling snot apple (that's the English name) is me engaging in Agriculture. I don't sell herbs. Use Google for more information on the fruit if you're interested.

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