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Romance / Re: Woman Saw Me Walk Past Her And Looked Elsewhere by horhizah(f): 1:35pm On Jan 19, 2019
Daretee:
^^^ guy your signature funny die. Hahaha
Romance / Re: Woman Saw Me Walk Past Her And Looked Elsewhere by horhizah(f): 1:34pm On Jan 19, 2019
You should have gone with an extra pair of shoes since you didn't trust the one you wore. Next time take permission before leaving.

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Politics / Re: Kiki And Laolu Osinbajo Complete Their NYSC, Share Adorable Photos by horhizah(f): 12:26pm On Dec 14, 2018
praizblog:
Daughter of the vice president Kiki Osinbajo and His sibling Laolu osinbajo who is studying law just completed their Nysc as they shares adorable photos together.

See more photos below

Gist from praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/kiki-and-laolu-osinbajo-completed-her-nysc-shares-adorable-photos/


Na rubber shoe this girl wear o cool
Crime / Re: 'How Richard Kpodo Raped Me Without A Condom In Hotel' - Lady Tells Court by horhizah(f): 9:56am On Sep 22, 2018
skinnyzsam:
Wetin she go do for the hotel with am......
If this is true may that dude dick never raise again

Please read the story well before asking.
Celebrities / Re: Sunmbo Adeoye Went Straight To Pulpit After She Had Just Lost A Baby by horhizah(f): 2:58pm On Aug 23, 2018
SEONaijaExpert:
Are those two 2face kids?
Yes they are.
Travel / Re: My Mom Booked A Brazil Ticket For A July 30 Flight But Brazil Has Not Given Visa by horhizah(f): 7:45pm On Jul 21, 2018
There's no cause for alarm, all she needs to do is to call the airline and ask for a reschedule.
If the new date is same price as the old, she won't need to make any payment, but if it's higher, she'll just pay the difference. I'm very sure this will save you a lot of stress.
Family / This Baby Needs Your Help!!! (photo) by horhizah(f): 12:47pm On Mar 08, 2018
Good day nairalanders,
Baby Thierry-Henry Gbeja needs your help (VOTE) to win Cussons Baby of the Year competition.

All ye Arsenal fans, this is the time to prove your loyalty.
Please follow this link to vote and see Thierry on billboards

https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5/entry?id=384980#.Wp73n8m3IdI.whatsapp

Crime / Re: Corper Accused Of Stealing Chicken Flogged With Rods & Cutlass (Disturbing Pics) by horhizah(f): 1:46am On Dec 10, 2017
Mods please do the needful

cc seun
cc lalasticlala

Here is the face of the victim

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Crime / Corper Accused Of Stealing Chicken Flogged With Rods & Cutlass (Disturbing Pics) by horhizah(f): 1:40am On Dec 10, 2017
Below is the story of a friend serving his dear country in Kebbi State.

Please let's make this go viral, jungle justice must come to an end.

Hello Facebook
I am about to be famous
I intentionally waited until today to post this one, because i was waiting and hoping i will get at least a lot more online support. But to see only just 4 shares or rebroadcast is bullshiiiiit from yall.
Well, with or without the support? the truth will be known, This is my story........
On the first day of December i was a little too over excited, though a lot has been going south lately, so over excited that i wore a joggers forgetting my small Imose phone could possibly drop. that mistake ended with me going off communication because i no longer have a sim or means of communication. so the bright beginings ended in gloom and i couldn't sleep.
i took a walk on my street and joined the local vigilante group just a few miles away from my compound. we had a long chat and i was there for a while before i changed location. i did not go home. there was no sleeping that night.
On the second day of December, a few familiar faces crowded my home, and they were ready to investigate the burgling and theft of TWO CHICKENS.
They had no licence and i had no phone to call any relative. so i allowed an unlicensed thorough search of my crib. they checked my fridge first, scooping all my frozen foods to find chicken. Thank God i only had fish alongside many other things but nothing related to chicken. These unlicensed executives without proper understanding or knowledge went ahead to scatter my bags and even went thus far to check my toilet. Jesu!!!!!!!
I allowed this nonsense not because i couldn't shout or show myself , there was absolutely no need to be like them so i just played cool and obeyed every command like zombie. When the search was over , i asked if other tenants would also be checked and i was told that there was no absolute need for that, like really
We proceeded to their town or ogogoro joint to settle the case. listen, here comes the funny part. While at the spot two workers at the poultry brought fresh evidence found in the public waste. They evidence comprised of two chicken legs and a few feathers. nothing else. let me state that this evidence was found by the workers of the poultry with access to other chicken legs and a lot of feathers yet they brought a few. i laughed in my heart and watched the drama unfold.
With the above evidence i was sentenced to two by two flogging , rods and cutlass whipping. I took this torture with dignity hiding my true identity . they finally woke a sleeping lion.
I was flogged until i got enough scars then they went further to drag me across town screaming "Ole fowl" this i could not bear. UNDER duress i confessed to the theft and was charged the following fee
10000 for community
8000 for the poultry owner
and additional 3000 for the burgle
I paid them this fee knowing they will pay back , and i was evicted from my house. Lord have mercy. So from that Saturday i was asked to pack on Sunday even with my broken bones and mind. i packed the most i could ALONE. i only left my fridge and mattress so i could plan. These bloodclot came to my house on Monday morning while i was licking my wounds and taking meds. they threatened to flog me again and also took my 15000 caution fee given to them by the stupid agent who called them in the first place. I told them that one is enough to bring out the worst side of this smiling devil .
i fought them for my money and got every penny though not from them but a loyal relative Omabor Omatsola Franklin.
This is my story, this is what i get for serving Nigeria in the far end of Makuku kEBBI STATE. I was the only the only corp member that stayed back ask google. this is what i get for going to school. This is what i get for working with Edo state government house and Vibes FM.
is this what i get for attending Uniben? Ekenwan for that matter. Please i beg you this time , @ekus Aliogo Ugochukwu write my story and share because this time i cannot stand alone. post it anywhere. we no go gree oo we no go gree. we must sail this fight to the best end.
Ayiri Emami Linda Ikeji's Blog Human Rights Campaign CNN @bbc Nta
I choose to say no this time
no to jungle justice
no to community violence
no to unlicensed assault
no to community pass government.

https://www.facebook.com/omasan.junior/posts/1700149223348663

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Travel / Re: Nairalanders Visit Araromi Seaside In Ondo, The Largest Coastline In West Africa by horhizah(f): 2:16pm On Jan 01, 2017
Adeleye Adeniyi, my amiable Class Rep, So you dey Nairaland...
Niyinficient:
Nairalanders in Akure the Ondo state capital made a trip to the largest coastline in West Africa in Araromi seaside in And State.....

Getting down to the site, a 3hr drive from akure, one would wonder if our leaders who go on various vacations to the Carribeans are so dead to this precious jewel waiting to be explored! We bring you pictures!

@paulsibility, @temitopar, @ajoskele @leshluap


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by horhizah(f): 12:35pm On May 24, 2016
samjadinero:

They might think you just pulled numbers from the atmosphere.
Worry not though. No one has received invite yet.

I just discovered that the NYSC certificate number was not needed, but the exemption certificate number, and I made the mistake of filling my certificate number there... Hmmmm... I pray they ignore that part.

Good luck to all prospective officers. smiley
samjadinero:

They might think you just pulled numbers from the atmosphere.
Worry not though. No one has received invite yet.

I just discovered that the NYSC certificate number was not needed, but the exemption certificate number, and I made the mistake of filling my certificate number there... Hmmmm... I pray they ignore that part.

Good luck to all prospective officers.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by horhizah(f): 8:37am On May 24, 2016
Will I be knocked out? I didn't put the letter "A" before my NYSC certificate number.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Police Service Recruitment 2016 by horhizah(f): 1:29am On Apr 02, 2016
How do we submit the guarantors' forms?

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Food / Re: Guy Accidentally Pays N1.2Million For A Plate Of Amala And Soup by horhizah(f): 1:08am On Mar 02, 2016
This is a very fat lie, you can't pay more than 400,000 per transaction... and By the way, was the guy sleeping? Before punching his pin, didn't he see the amount displayed on the screen of the machine?

This must be a huge joke!
Religion / Re: RCCG Suspends Pastor Over Pasuma’s Invitation by horhizah(f): 2:25pm On Sep 01, 2015
allanphash7:
I love your courage to have mention me and spit those shiit out but all d same i wont exhange abusive words with you cos i knw dat its immoral its not religion dat taught me to be that but its moral. I can see how your silly religion teaches you immoral




Great week ahead honey


lmao..... dude your english is just as sick as you are!!!... you need to watch your language too!!! u dont know a thing about morality, else you wouldnt refer to any religion as silly.. you can stick with whatever crap you believe in, but you shouldnt refer to any religion as silly.. Now, thats how to be moral.. IF YOU REFER TO MY RELIGION AS SILLY, YOU HAVE DONE MORE THAN ABUSE ME!! OPONU OSHI(I am sure this rings a bell, cos i know you've been called that many times)!!!
Religion / Re: RCCG Suspends Pastor Over Pasuma’s Invitation by horhizah(f): 4:17pm On Aug 31, 2015
DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A BIG FOOL.... BUT because I DONT KNOW YOU PERSONALLY AND HAVENT SEEN YOU PHYSICALLY, I CANT DETERMINE IF YOURE A BIG FOOL OR A SMALL ONE...... PLS QUIT THE SILLY COMMENTS.. THANKS AND HAVE A GREAT WEEK AHEAD.. I LOVE YOU WITH THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
allanphash7:
Why?




Some people will say it is because he sings worldy song





Pls which one is worldy song and which is heavenly song or dance




I thought it is the so called imaginary holy spirit that minister to pastor to hold a revival because the dont work by sight


So i want to beleive that it is the same holy spirit that told him to bring pasuma



If i were the pastor i would have brought Maheedat , cynthia morgan and Nicki minaj




Iranu
Education / Re: Nigeria Immigration Shortlisted Names For 2015 Recruitment CBT EXAM. by horhizah(f): 5:14pm On Apr 03, 2015
I also applied, but I wasn't shortlisted... I'm still a corper though, could this be the reason? I really see no reason why this should be a deterrent?
Politics / Re: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by horhizah(f): 11:31am On Mar 31, 2015
Security operatives should carry this man now...BTW, no APC member is saying anything bout Akwa Ibom.
Politics / Re: Only God Knows Nigeria’s Next President — Pastor Adeboye by horhizah(f): 8:18am On Jan 16, 2015
basisop:
What is God's perfect will? Is there any will or act of God that is not perfect or below expectation? Make Una know when Una annoy the Almighty oo. God no be man his ways are always perfect so no need for that adjective.


Read Romans 12:2...There is the Good, the acceptable and the perfect will of God.
Religion / The Lies Of The Book Of Hebrew by horhizah(f): 9:58am On Jul 27, 2014
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Religion / The Lies Of The Book Of Hebrew by horhizah(f): 9:44am On Jul 27, 2014
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Nairaland / General / Hilarious Names Of Churches! by horhizah(f): 2:22pm On Jul 26, 2014
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Culture / Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by horhizah(f): 7:10pm On Jul 07, 2014
donphilopus: The charm failed him?! Lol. Why now setting the other guy's house ablaze?! Was it his fault?! Abeg, make dem free d guy joor.

Ireyi oshimi amo zu yin!
. Omo zu yin gaan! Etuno represented.

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Religion / At What Age Does God Record A Person's Sin by horhizah(f): 8:10am On Oct 22, 2013
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Health / Singing Stomach by horhizah(f): 1:36pm On Oct 21, 2013
Literature / Re: The end from the beginning by horhizah(f): 12:15pm On Aug 23, 2013
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Literature / The end from the beginning by horhizah(f): 8:58pm On Aug 17, 2013
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Manchester United 1 - 4 On 17 August 2013 by horhizah(f): 7:38pm On Aug 17, 2013
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Phones / I Need Help Urgently by horhizah(f): 10:44am On May 23, 2013
Hello fellow nairalanders, how do I use my blackberry phone as a modem?
Politics / Re: Riot In Onitsha? by horhizah(f): 4:10pm On May 20, 2013
is there no nairalander in Onitsha?
Fashion / Re: Funmi Iyanda On The Cover Of Genevieve Magazine by horhizah(f): 5:36pm On May 09, 2013
second
Health / Re: 3 Korean Doctors Murdered In Yobe by horhizah(f): 8:48pm On Feb 10, 2013
This is so pathetic, a state of national insecurity which is gradually heading towards national underdevelopment.
How do we expect foreign investors to keep coming when foreigners keep dying.
I pray d@ Almighty God helps us in Nigeria.

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