First match= first win for chelsea, god of soccer pls go wit us... EPL don start nw....! I go dey get plenty absent on saturday for my working place tire and any gf wey no fit watch EPL wit me for weekend jst kuku ma no find me come house ooo!!

NwaAmaikpe:


I was told Rashidi Yekini died in penury... So who trained this girl in a UK school?

by now shud hv luk for a gun and shoot d person dat told u dat trash dat yekini died in penury!!

OP Which stripers club allow u to snap pix

Chai See joshua muscle!!! Hw I wish dis guy fit be my brother....wahalai I go jst dey abuse people anyhw for my area! And if u dare beat me lasan....!!!

Bt OP 2face don do dread-lock b4 na!! Dat time wey bros still dey form plantashun boiz package!

CheezyCharles:
almost 27 billion naira.... God purnish poverty oh!

waooow! Very close to d 30 billion wey davido dey shout up and down!! Na him one couple don take buy house ooo!!

Is like dis OP dey attend christain royalty church!! Dats why u get time and chance to dey take dis boy and him mum pix!

D only moet I knw na drink!!! Pls is she a drink too

But se na hushpupi dey manufacture d wrist-watch ni??....bt dat guy dat show him d watch no get work ooo!! Endtime is near!!

Waooow!! Defender svx,Truely is a combination of all man city defenders put together!! If it can survive in flood what abt lagos traffic hold up??

blackbeau1:
No offence meant but have this ppl just discovered the existence of Gucci ?

abi o! Guy abeg help me ask dem ooo!! As if gucci is d only designer wey dey exist!

Hope dis bros don do DNA!! Bicos I don't want stories dat touch like NII ORDARTEY LAMPTEY ooo!!!

Laple0541:
I've tried over and over to like that song by listening to it many a time but I couldn't just.

eyah! Sory ehn!! And hv u call to beg ur village people?? So dat u can begin to like good things.....!! Na dem dey behind it.

Wooooow!!87 years? God if I see 75 I go manage am, I remember him way back in my secondry skul days he use to come to visit his son wife in my school @ ACGS total gartden ibadan! D woman is my yoruba teacher den. R I P baba!!

Am off to benue!! Dis year my marital statues must change!!

Shortyy:
What if someone decides to marry an IMO girl? What will he do?

chai! To marry an imo girl!! Someone need to do money ritual first.

Dis one na joke! Come lagos island ebute-ero or apogbon under bridge, jst pack ur car go piss only na 500naira!!

joenor:
My broda u nor go blame me... I dey commot?

eyah! E dey happen sha

Basic123:
Abule egba.....Is that igbo language,bini or what??


Why must they name that place that name.We igbo and bini own lagos na

ehm! Na one of dem be dis....officer refnol dey him pocket!

joenor:
na so the people of that town dirty?

guy which planet are u typing from? U called abule egba a town??

HRich:
Who impregnanted her
3VQ65RH

guy na bet9ja code be dis

D way naija woman dey take collect fire nowadays ehn!! Pregnant woman jst full every! Like 5 naming ceremony for my street dis weekend!

everybody go collect dem remaining balance! From multichoice

Since we hv eviction party! SACK party won't be bad one to organise too!

chronique:
Smiles. Okpe road, akintola road, gks, etc. Good old sapele days. Shey Del rosca motel still dey function?

bad guyb na ashawo house u dey reason for dis kain mata

2sign:


So and browse about Emirates stadium and Google and see those that have used it for concerts.

guy na u go tell me first...den I will go confirm wetin u talk

Ah!Ah! 200k suya?? Hw many people chop am? Abi na d whole state chop am? Abi na lion meat dem take do d suya?....! Op I can ask so many question if u permit me ooo!

HRich:
Its better to win small than never won 3JLKQSM

abeg se na today game be dis?

Victory for chelsea today!! Den after dat make I come start to dey drink my plastic orijin till further notice!#blues#

ABUZINZU:
Something wey ponkiriyon go cure

abi oooo!! Tabi sobotone!

Gfish:
I swear i live along the agege motor road just around new oko oba and there have not even flashed the light for a sec in 3weeks now. today my estate finaly ran out of water. I just regret being a Nigerian

bro u correct! Here in abule egba we neva see light for d past 3weeks!

subtlemee:
I'm celebrating it with my bed and television plus a bowl of pop-corn so I'm safe

waooow! Bowl of popcorn Why nt a basket?