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Politics / Re: Independence: FG Declares Monday Public Holiday by horlakunle25(m): 11:16pm On Sep 29, 2016
Waoooow!! Public holiday! Here in my company it is over-time work and pay, @least I go use d money rock monday nite small!!
Car Talk / Re: Would You Buy This Mercedes Maybach 57 For N40 Million? by horlakunle25(m): 11:09pm On Sep 29, 2016
Barbarthundey:
Money is good... "Bi owo ba se mo la se ma gbadun oyinbo si" (you enjoy the white man's innovation based on the amount of money you have)

Bless me, my family and fellow nairlanders oh lord!
bro u sabi translate yoruba to english very well oooo!! Pls can u help me translate "akalamagbo and iru pete" in english abeg!!
Car Talk / Re: Drunk Driver Crashes Employer's Mercedes-benz SUV Into 4 Parked Cars In Lagos by horlakunle25(m): 10:57pm On Sep 29, 2016
Phi001:

E for better may evritin cast na...Na 'almost' dey kill morale pass... Last weekend, 10 matches, two cast. Iffa show you my transactions in the past week, you'll just cry for me.
guy e dey happen!! Tho me still collect small change yesterday, I no fit even go collect am wen people full d shop...bicos 4K too small to dey loud am!!
Car Talk / Re: Drunk Driver Crashes Employer's Mercedes-benz SUV Into 4 Parked Cars In Lagos by horlakunle25(m): 10:42pm On Sep 29, 2016
Phi001:
Nairalanders, please pray for me. Somebody is swearing for me. Day before yesterday, I bet 11 games, Man. City cast me. Today I bet 13 games, Olympiakos cast me. This is a spiritual something!!! sad
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I'm too demoralized to comment on the topic!!!
mtcheeewww!! 1 game dey cast ur ticket, no be person play 22 games and NONE of dem enter...gives thank to God in every situation!!
Events / Re: Guys Wash Their Hands With Wine At A Club (Photos) by horlakunle25(m): 7:40pm On Sep 28, 2016
END-TIME girls and yahoo boyz be like segio ramos and pepe!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Basel : UCL (2 - 0) On 28th September 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 7:37pm On Sep 28, 2016
Am jst wishing arsenal gudluck jst bicos of my ticket! after dat, dey can lose to any team dem like...even if na ikorodu united!
Career / Re: I Got Sacked After 2 Hours I Got Employed by horlakunle25(m): 7:27pm On Sep 28, 2016
chiefololade:
You were 'allardyced'
hmmmm! is dat a replacement 4 d word "sack"
Romance / Re: Lady Flaunts Her Boobs On Instagram And Got This Funny Reply by horlakunle25(m): 7:41pm On Sep 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
you hairy chested abuser undecided
I talk am! U deserve an E-slap na!!!
Romance / Re: Lady Flaunts Her Boobs On Instagram And Got This Funny Reply by horlakunle25(m): 7:32pm On Sep 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
ok. What do you expect? It's in vouge for women 2 do this
She's just following the trend
vogue or vouge? Who is ur english teacher??..correct ursef b4 I give u E-slap nw!!
Nairaland / General / Re: 6 Interesting Things You Can Do When You Are Bored by horlakunle25(m): 7:47pm On Sep 22, 2016
mosho2good:
7. By going to 9jabet shop and 4cas doe a sure game to have money
guy u correct jare!...use ur boredom to reasoning hw money go enter ur pocket..and na dat kain time inspiration dey come to select games!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea - League Cup (2 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 8:54pm On Sep 20, 2016
abimbawealth:
We will!!!
check d scoreline and tell me wat u see!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea - League Cup (2 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 8:54pm On Sep 20, 2016
abimbawealth:
We will!!!
check d scoreline and tell me wat u see!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea - League Cup (2 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 8:48pm On Sep 20, 2016
Unlimited22:
And later Begovic will be wondering why he's on the bench.
my brother! I tire 4 d guy oooo!!..5 2 goals na him fault!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea - League Cup (2 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 8:43pm On Sep 20, 2016
abimbawealth:
All izz well
4 sure, we can still come back to win dis match!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea - League Cup (2 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 8:42pm On Sep 20, 2016
abimbawealth:
All izz well
4 sure, we can still come back to win dis match!!
Car Talk / Re: 11 Cars You Won’t See On Nigerian Roads by horlakunle25(m): 8:40pm On Sep 20, 2016
nma24:
My uncle owns a koenigsegg.... Always parked in his garage.
guy if there is any competition like "olympic lies" u suppose represent africa oooo!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea - League Cup (2 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 8:30pm On Sep 20, 2016
abimbawealth:

Wear am tomorrow, lemme wear on Sunday grin
issorite! Bt d scoreline nw ehn...!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea - League Cup (2 - 4) On 20th September 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 7:33pm On Sep 20, 2016
Straight winning 4 chelsea....!! Den I go wear my jersey go work 2morrow!! And another winning on saturday again! I go wear my jersey go church 4 back to back victory "thanks giving"
Politics / Re: 7 Simple Things You Can Do To Show #ChangeHasBegunWithYou by horlakunle25(m): 11:43am On Sep 17, 2016
Op lemme help u to add dis one,#8 don't drink "jedi or monkey tail" on sunday morny b4 going to church! It can make u to slap ur pastor if his preaching is taking ur time.#changebegingswithme#
Celebrities / Re: King Sunny Ade Meets With Adeboye To Kick Off 70th Birthday Celebration [ by horlakunle25(m): 7:27pm On Sep 09, 2016
englishmart:
Which of them is Adeboye?
hmmmmm!! See "indomie generation" pikin!
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Style Of Vehicle Towing (Photos, Video) by horlakunle25(m): 2:28pm On Sep 08, 2016
MrMcJay:
A vehicle without plate number is towing buses with plate numbers.
only in lagos na!!
Celebrities / Re: Sunmbo: How I Met 2face, Had His Kids And Lost My First Marriage by horlakunle25(m): 1:35pm On Sep 05, 2016
Hmmmmm!! Dis life ehn!!! Wetin one person chop remain..na him go be another person first food!!

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Get N10m From Awka-Ibom State Government by horlakunle25(m): 4:16pm On Sep 04, 2016
Hmmmmm!! 10million dollar! Only God knw hw much dat will be in tanzania currency...!! Naija na very generous country, we beat dem and we still dash dem money!!
Properties / Re: PHOTOS: Lagos State Govt Demolishes Illegal Houses In Agege by horlakunle25(m): 7:04am On Sep 03, 2016
Pavore9:
Which part of Agege is that?
exactly dat place wey u knw na!!!...hope u are nt affected??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 27th August 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 8:34pm On Aug 27, 2016
jozee8:
hehehehe me na member na wink
guy u correct!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 27th August 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 5:12pm On Aug 27, 2016
jozee8:
bring my share oo
wetin make dem give u??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 27th August 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 11:45am On Aug 27, 2016
First half win or draw 4 liverpool..dats all I need, if dem like make totenham beat dem 20- 0 4 second half...dat one no concern me.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 14 Hilarious Jobs To Meet A Celebrity In Lagos by horlakunle25(m): 5:25pm On Aug 21, 2016
IkoloTheSage:
You're not far from the truth, sweet.

Met Pete Edochie sometime ago at that ever-clogged roundabout that runs round to Badore and runs off to Lekki or Epe(depending on where you're coming from). Guess Ajah roundabout or so.

Dude was customarily trapped in the traffic and it wasn't long before folks surrounded his lexus jeep.

Simple man.
No security, just his driver and I guess - his personal assistant.
He sat in the front with the driver whilst the other man occupied the owner's end.
And no- the car wasn't tinted.
So, it wasn't difficult for him to be spoted.

I was overjoyed is an understatement. The kind of catalystically scintilating emotion that ran through my head was devoid of any equivocation. The man is a role model.

Baaba o,
awon boys ti jeun (don't know if I got it right) grin soon rented the air.

Oga drop.
He dropped.
E empty im pocket.
And soon, there was nothing else to give except prayers.
He laid hands on many.
Praying for a fulfiled life for them - beggars, disables, ticketers, hawkers, omo-niles and every-every that came.
He makes more sign of the cross than the pope too.

Meeting some celebs is actually fun but never all of them.

I doubt if I'd want to meet Terry G, Kcee, Dbanj or Ice Prince.
guy pray make u meet TERRY G one day! D guy is nt stingy ooo!..infact down to earth too, can't talk abt K-CEE sha bicos I no dey d same area wit him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2016 by horlakunle25(m): 2:27pm On Aug 20, 2016
Kunta conte de la kante!!...u knw wat I mean?? Victory 4 sure!!
Crime / Re: Man Charged To Court For Carrying Charm In Lagos by horlakunle25(m): 11:45pm On Aug 16, 2016
Hmmmm!! Wen u don't knw people and u don't hv money, u can be charge to court 4 eating rice wit spoon!
Sports / Re: Sports Ministry Refunds Mikel’s $4,600 by horlakunle25(m): 9:52pm On Aug 14, 2016
[quote author=ct2 post=48482578]When will I ever make first to comment ,Pls friends help me I have been trying for years now[/quote hw much dem dey pay does who hv made FP
Politics / Re: Alao Akala With His Wife, Kemi In Paris by horlakunle25(m): 6:30pm On Aug 10, 2016
Me too go still snap pic infront of dis tower one day!!!

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