Sex is too over-rated in dis part of d world.....!! Kini big deal?? For a girl to allow u sex on a first day shows u really make sense to d lady in all ramifications as a guy.

AuroraB:
Hmmmmmm

dats wat I notice with my little experience!

Only yahoo-boiz like to date cele-girls, bicos dey both work hand in hand....!! 2 blue candle beside 1 laptop= sure client!

And d guy no even use condom,dats bad sha! wat if d she-goat go get belle nko?? Hw do u want her to explain wat happen to d real He-goat!?

Elnino4ladies:




Nothing like 2-2 goaless draw in football.


Thank me for correcting you.

bt bros! Dis no be football match na...!!! Na people like u dey board flight tell pilot make him luk his side mirror b4 he take off, knowledge will nt kee u!!

davodyguy:


She no dey

better for u ooo!! U neva can tell she might own a small pistol inside her bag, and dis comment might trigger her to use it on u!!

davodyguy:

I balance it.

My wife's money her headache and how I spend mine is non of her business.

I bought her a car, fuel it, pay all the bills in the house, feed her, pay the rent and she absolutely does nothing at home with her income. Her salary sef, I have no idea of how much.

Then she dare not ask me how I spend mine, cos she's overfed.

My prayer has always been my wife will never be as rich as I am, so the headship authority or crown is not taken from me, as God ordained it.

hehehe!! Hope ur wife no dey for nairaland oooo?? Nt all woman will luv to read d last part of ur comment!

davodyguy:

I balance it.

My wife's money her headache and how I spend mine is non of her business.

I bought her a car, fuel it, pay all the bills in the house, feed her, pay the rent and she absolutely does nothing at home with her income. Her salary sef, I have no idea of how much.

Then she dare not ask me how I spend mine, cos she's overfed.

My prayer has always been my wife will never be as rich as I am, so the headship authority or crown is not taken from me, as God ordained it.

hehehe!! Hope ur wife no dey for nairaland oooo!!

abdelrahman:
Joko Widodo Baba,the nightmare of the ipob drug pushers

baba werey!! See where u reason go!!lolz!

DNA is needed here in dis relationship!! Or else dat only child dey produce might be......!! hmmmmm!*no be me go talk say teacher mama get witch*

Chascop:



no sir

eyah!! No problem! I go help u give somebody for govt house @ ikeja, anytime u come lagos jst go there and ask of mr akinwumi ambode he will give it to u cold!!

gameboyo:
I don't know y I'm seeing a draw game in that match

draw ko! Corel draw ni!! Naija go win joor!!

Agbamu nla leleyi ooo!!! Dis is d kind of woman dat make me luv doggie style!!

Chascop:


you Go send am tru DHL

DHL na long thing!! Are u nt a lagosian??

Chascop:
.

PLEASE NOTE THIS...

Quote me after the Match..


My prediction -

Naija 2- 0 Zambia

Zambia will get a RED CARD

if ur prediction correct! Guy I owe u one plastic orijin....bt wait ooo! U don watch d match b4?

VenaCava:
who is this trash bag!!?

thunder fire dat hand u use in typing dis shit!! Hw close are u to terry g b4 u type dis rubbish dat may follow u till d end of ur life

VenaCava:
our dear brother terry G

guy stop saying what u don't knw!! And may God forgive u for dis trash u jst type nw!!

Hmmmmm!! Woman kill a cobra? Who knws maybe d snake is already on refnol and codeine b4 his untimely dearth!!

Hmmmmm!!!oh! God of soccer!! We call on thee today!! Ehmmm!! Bar-man one plastic orijin make I take dey see road b4 match go start abeg!!#bluesblood#

Best player over d last 20yrs ke? Abi best player for d rest of their life!! Bolton will neva see footballer like JJ okocha till dat club go fold up!

But wait ooo!! All this ones neva throw chair and jump face na?.....dey shud come and see d upgraded version of lawmakers fight in nigeria!!!#endtime-people#

EzeeYFB:
Walai una need am ooo lol

and the God of soccer truely answer my prayer!!

God of soccer! I call on u tonite on behalf of chelsea fc! Let us nt be put to shame! bicos diego costa is somewhere watching dis game ooo!!

But why people don't like to dey ride bicycle? From agege to ikeja awolowo under-bridge is jst 20min ride, with 18k u can get a BMX bicycle and save ur sef d stress of BRT and danfo, bt remember bicycle no dey use fuel ooo! And sure u knw wetin he dey use!!

Isese ni na!! Ask pastor wey him surname na ojetunde! Or imam wey him surname na ogundele! Dey will explain to u beta!

Op tell ur friend to calm down, d guy will soon come back to his shop! Sebi na next year russia go host d next world cup abi...., ehn! No worry is almost around d corner.

And u didn't upload d pinshure of d butt dey slapped

decatalyst:


What is your own fa?


I beg what number was Khalid Boulahrouz wearing at Chelsea? He wore No 9!

Arouna Kone is a striker and he wore no 2 at a time...

Baros was never a defender at Liverpool but he wore number 5!

Its just a 'lovely' pre-wedding shots, let them be!

chai bro! Dat Khalid Boulahrouz
wey u mention ehn! U make me remember say e don tey wey chelsea dey sign black market player!!

This is wat we call "parkwell" in nigeria! Not a crash at all.

Nbote:
See who's talking... Even with d remedies he was absolutely non relevant back den and still outside music he still hasn't done anything useful with his life.. If he thinks throwing shades at trending stars is going to give him some limelight and kick start d career he Neva had in d first place den he needs to stop smoking wateva he's been smoking.. A so called Wrapper who's only hit apart from Jaga Jaga as a solo artist was Mr Lecturer.

"Even with d remedies he
was absolutely non relevant back den" bro abeg! Na beg, I dey beg u! Can u pls show me ur birth certificate b4 I go comment fully on dis ur write up??

feezy:
I dedicate my 2nd comment post to the ever silent and strong pple of the Niger delta republic...




So na who Chelsea de follow play

bayelsa united! Bt wait ooo! Must u take dis thing everyday?

Edopesin:
I doubt

"doubting thomas" parkwell jooor!!