₦airaland Forum

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"Fast and Furious 8".........
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Abeg weytin FRSC wan do 4dis mata now Kos dem open mouth dey look like "Bubu now
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worldchoice:
who invited you here

Pls are your by any means related to MUSIWA Aaare Kakanfo 1 of Western Nigeria ?
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Cos you have a lot in common !!!

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Did I hear "THE YOUTHs",,,,,,In as much as I'm presently disappointed in Buhari's List....... I'll like to say Hope is not lost if we want a youth ( Age 27-38 ) in his cabinet,,,,,,,,,,But there are so many factors that'll make that proposal see the light of day....
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Who will vouch for these youths ??

Do they have a viable "God father" ? "Tinubu & Obasanjo comes to mind"

Will these political big wigs make like bearable for the youths to climb the ladder of leadership ??

If these big wigs cant Control you they'll never let you get there ??

Now are the so called youths United in their struggle for a better Nigeria ??........"Nairaland is a typical example"

If we can come together as ONE,,,we can always mount pressure on the government to see things our way...........that if we share a common goal as youths.

Its not too late ,,,,let's come together and ask for "our" share of the ministerial Nomination in the supplementary list.............instead of "jonzing on all Maduekes Tread"


If you create a Tread now about the youth,,,,,the same youth will hardly comment,,,,,,,,,,,But create something about "Hate,,,Tribe,,,Partisan Politics,,,APc/PDp...............and u'll have a filled day.......But WHY ?


I also think the youths of today will just complain online,,,,Wail online,,,Fight online,,,,Get Biafra online,,, Speak intelligently online............BUT MUTE in reality and their communities..................Who are we helping ??

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omonnakoda:
What a stupid thing to say. He is a Fulani Man. Why not ask Obama to work on his thick American accent .? Colomentality is like a computer virus,those infected do not know they have got it. English is not any more valid than Fulani and there is no need for Africans to pretend to be Oyibo.

There is no room for improvement. That word suggests there is something wrong with being what he is .
Left to me I would prefer he spoke Hausa and had it translated. That won't happen because of our multiethnic nature.

You need to work on your colonial mentality and self esteem as an African. There is no need for Africans to copy anyone.
We need to aim for a time when we STOP addressing the UN in English and do so in OUR OWN LANGUAGES

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This is the most stupid thing I've seen on Nairaland this year,,,,,,,,,,Most of U people just come here to talk rubbish.
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I'm talking thick fulani accent,,,,,Ur talking Nonsenses,,,If he likes he should speak Swahili but he most speak loud and clear..
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U people won't help this man if U keep painting him as Mr "perfect"........
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When will U stop addressing the UN in English ?? What's ur "Lingua Franca" ??
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As a leader U most strive to make sure Ur communication skills are above average,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but U blind followers won't let us talk,,,,,,,,,,,,,abi na only ur family vote 4 am ??

jaykaylegend:
you really need to work on your hearing ability,cos only someone with ear problems would claim not to understand what buhari was saying during his speech, even the world leaders understood and clapped at almost every interval, you claim not to pick a sentence...


Stop being a hater!!

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Pls Don't ever quote me again,,,,,,,
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I don't even know where to start with You,,,,
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Na only U vote for Buhari ...........
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Mr Man what I'm Saying is that Mr President Can Improve on his accent........There's room for improvement,,,,,,
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Me I find it difficult to understand what he said until I read a press release.........
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Its too early to go "ballistic".........So I'll be nice.
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And don't be fooled by those that are clapping,,, They just wona confuse U.......Obviously !!!
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To be Sincere, Mr President needs to work on this thick Fulani Accent........................................................
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*I couldn't pick a sentence 4rm his words.....

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Saraki Jesus loves you,,,,,,,,,,,,,BUT CCT Loves you more !

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Mtchewwww..........Pls who knows the Twitter Handle of Saraki's Children ? ? ?..........I have a spiritual Msg for them.....Pls its urgent

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I'm Opeyemi & Tinubu does not Represent ME or My Tribe,,,,,,
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These People will go to Politicians to beg for "crumbs",,When they get their small portion,,,they'll then SING and Dance to the high heavens...........Awon Olori buruku omo Iran-ki-ran.

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If Saraki Ole is worth Trillions,,,Then I wonder what the "Landlord"of Lagos is worth considering the IGR of Lagos..........

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The Day of Reckoning is NEAR................

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When I hear Stories like this,,,,I just cry,,,in fact I'm crying now,,,,when I just need 1million Naira to Start/Expand my business
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.... But someone has "Stolen" Trillions,,, !!!! Chai,,,,and he's untouchable with just two children ..........Jesusssss.....Ahh
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.. I must make it in jesus name,,,I don't want to have billions,,,I just want to be rich and comfortable with my family,, not more than 2cars.....I don't want jets nor mansions in Abuja...............
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Baba God abeg "Pray for me"...........I know I'm not asking for too much.......

I just Pray they merge Sterling Bank + Wema Bank and that Useless Eco Bank together.......................Those Banks are Sooooooo Uselesssssss....
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Some months ago I went to that Useless Eco bank to deposit cash,,I was on the qui for like 1hr,,,while on the qui an elderly family friend of mine came in,,,So I collected his cash, filled his Teller and asked him to go sit while I wait on the qui.................
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On getting to the "Teller",,,,I 1st paid in my money,,,,,,he processed that,,,,,,,Then I gave him the other cash that belongs to my family friend.........the "teller" guy refused to collect it o,,he told me to return it to the owner that why should I be paying for someone else,,,,,,,,,,,,"na so one bolt loose 4my head o"......I simply told him that he was gona post the money......"He said he won't"...................I was soo maaaaad...........................I just stayed there and kept shouting "Whose in charge of Operations in this bank,,and that I want to see the manager,,,that the manager should kom and meet me where I am standing"...............................Naso everybody for qui begin dey shout o,,,dey course d bank workers.....lol..................
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.... I shouted for like 2min before the "Teller" guy picked up the money and posted it eyeing me badly.....
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I left telling the teller guy to have a good day....he just ignored my greeting............Who cares.......
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Eco Bank ikorodu,,1st Floor........That bank is as useless as a pure wota sachet..

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Pls tell me what Service Chiefs and Governors need siren for ??.............I thought Sirens are for Emergency situations.....................
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What abt Hospital ambulances and Fire fighters ??...................Are these people for real ? ....
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Solomon Arase don't go the Clueless way o........
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Made in Nigeria

Mogidi:
The dried fish and rustled beef are not edible or what?
Meanwhile in Edo state, half our IGR is being used on IDPs.
Government of dullards, for dullards, by dullards.

Abeg which of ur IGR in Edo State ??..........U people will just sit in front of a computer with free wi-fi and cook up stories........
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.... I ask again which half of Edo State IGR is used for IDPs ?.............mtcheeww

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Teespice I sent you a mail via Nairaland, kindly acknowledge.

Tnx

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...i was expecting a better analysis with a reasonable arguement.
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I was expecting you to Open a Tread abt ur mentor......pius ayim.
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Say after me :::::::" i shall not wail for 4yrs in jesus name "

Abugab:
Just try to visit any of their experience centers.
I got a message on one of my two etisalat lines and I visited one of their experience centres to lay complain about the incomplete registration message knowing fully well that my lines are registered.
However, they did the needful and they captured my data again. The excuse was that it was a directive from ncc.

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The issue is that i dont have the time to visit any of thier centres for now.......i've been too busy these past few days,,,,,but the issue is why must they shut-down my line without making sure i got thier call or message telling me to re-register my line ??.....
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What if that line was my sole means of income ?...
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Infact i'll first report to ishilove and seun for Nigerian to see........

I've not been able to recieve or make calls on my Etisalat line for about a week,,,,i thought it was a network issue till yesterday when i called the "200 Customer Care"... It took me a week to call them because i am always busy & i use a fairly Ok MTN line.

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I called 200 with my line and they refused to pick my call for abt 1:22hours until ended the call and called with my friend Etisalat line when a customer care agent picked after 20mins of waiting....
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When the agent eventually picked the call, i told him the issue i was having with my line and he asked for my Phone Number which i told him....
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He said the issue with my line that made it impossible for me to make or recieve calls is due to the fact that i have an "INCOMPLETE SIM REGISTRATION" and that NCC gave them a directive to shut down any line with incomplete registration.............I was so furious that i almost cursed the agent,his family and Etasalat together.................I asked the agent how possible it was for me to have an incomplete sim registration which i did at their office after about 3-4 yrs ago..................The call agent sensing anger in my voice then said it was possible to have an incomplete registration if there was a Mistake or Virus when uploading the the Data to thier server...............i asked the guy how that was my fault..........he just kept saying thier sorry thier sorry.......That i need to go to thier office to re-register..........( i think the call agent is a JJC in that station to have given me the true info and not lie has they're trained to do )
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Now the issue is,,,,how can ETISALAT shut down my line without sending me a message or calling me to (lie) explain that i need to re-register my sim before shuting down my line,,,,,,,,,, and i'm sure i'm not the only one in this situation.............This issue is thier mistake and i'm paying for it,,,,,,which way Nigeria ??
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You can call 200 now to hear that silly advert on incomplete registration......
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Imagine what i may have lost due to thier fo*lish act,,,,for a whole week no call in or out.......for what na ??........infact i'm gona sue thier ass!!!

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. The police is your friend,,,,,,,,,,,,BAIL is FREE !!!

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.The Man Is Just Trying To Make A Living.......,,,,,,,#RESPECT.
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U live on Nairaland still U dont have a job,,,buh u bash someone trying to earn a living............................i pity U

londongal03:
foo.l

. . . Hi,,,, . ,Pls insults wont add value to ur life ??,,,,,,,,,, ,,, #Shange!

londongal03:
some are pained

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Okay We've Seen You,,,, ,,,,, ,,,, ,,,, Next time,,,,,theres a nice way to turn down a guy's advance....! Gerrit ??........Stam101 you can do better nxt time.

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.......Op you dont know the meaning of failure...........Do you know what it takes to manage an organization of that magnitude ??
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You can say he he didnt do enough..........Yes i may agree...
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But to say hes a failure................No, thats a wrong choice of word.
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LETS WAIT AND SEE IF THE ALMIGHTY BUHARI WONT "fail"...

lexy2014:
"About the western world.....Do you know that all SSS attached to these so called "western presidents" are all from thier military,,in America you must have served @least 2-tours with medals for you to be considered as a presidental detail....."


That isn't entirely true. I don't think u got your facts right

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pure2012soul:
Hahahahahahaha. Check out your display of ignorance. Anyway, try and Google search THE REQUIREMENTS TO JOIN THE SECRET SERVICE. Outstanding military service indeed!!!

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I'm just trying to Educate you sir,,,,,, joining the secret service is normal,,,,anybody can join,,,,,,,, The Secret Service presidential detail is very elivated and its the highest level a field agent can get to,,,...
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Try and google search "how to join the White house presidential detail".....
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Dont quote me again....pls.

pure2012soul:
Kindly restrict yourself to issues you are conversant with. In the USA for instance, VIP protection is handled by the secret service. Other western countries have their own specialised agencies for such matters. Military background is not a criterion.

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Mr man.....i'm telling you that for you to be on the U.S.A presidential detail,,,,,,U must have an outstanding Military background........
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.Prove me wrong sir !