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IslamRe: 5 Things To Do On Laylatul Qadr by Horrlah(f): 6:52pm On Jun 25, 2016
Salam pls what time cn one start d prayers of lailatul qadr
EventsRe: Obituary: Couple Weds March 6, Dies May 6 In Fatal Accident In Benue (photo) by Horrlah(f): 7:32am On May 12, 2015
exxell:
[b]This kind of thing makes one question the rationale behind the existence of a god. Am really beginning to confirm my fears that the earth may be a planting and harvesting ground for whatever purposes. Who created Hitler, Shekau, Osama Bin Laden etc?? Are you telling me that god in his omnipotency didnt know they will kill people when created? You see why when some people tell you that they are agnostics or Atheists, people will keep on screamin that the so called Satan is controlling them? But you may never really understand the reason behind their choices of not believing in the existence of a god or a good one for that matter. People like Shekau, Obasanjo, Atiku, Tinubu are still alive. But the good ones keep on dying miserably. A terrorist will carry a bomb and go and destroy a church.... Killing 500. One child will survive and you see people screaming.... "Thank you Jesus... Thank God". What the Bleep? Thank God for allowing 500 to die while saving one? Ignorance dikwa egwu oo.

You see some people they will be shouting.... God is good... All the time. And all the time, God is good. God is holy, God is magnificient, God is great, God is the this and God is that...... God is omnipitent, God is omniscient, god is omnipresent.... Only one being with all these powers. Has anyone of us bothered one day to ask the question of what God is not? Can someone answer me that sincerely? If God is good, what really killed those 10,000 Nepalians? A poor country? I can understand a situation where a man out of careless driving wastes his life. But what about those things beyond human control? Things like earthquake, landslides, volcanic eruptions? Who is to blame for such physical evils that took many lives? If man takes blame for moral evil, what about physical evil? If God is to be blamed, why then tag him a good God? If some people were born imbecille at birth, who formed them in the womb? Deep questions that require deep answers.[/b]
i m nt an atheist tho,but i ask myslf ds questns n avnt gotten an answer..bt i knw there s a supreme being sumwhere
PoliticsRe: Don’t Pay For Bail Again—police IG Warns Nigerians by Horrlah(f): 1:07pm On May 09, 2015
yemmit90:
perhaps he's not living in Nigeria or never have an encounter with the men in black uniforms.

The only way to rescue yourself from them is by calling your lawyer for immediate action.
Abi ooo
PoliticsRe: Don’t Pay For Bail Again—police IG Warns Nigerians by Horrlah(f): 11:06am On May 09, 2015
Truckpusher:
Tell them to charge you to court under 24hrs if they don't to grant you bail and watch them release you immediately.
Watch them accuse u of crime u v neva even heard of
PoliticsRe: Don’t Pay For Bail Again—police IG Warns Nigerians by Horrlah(f): 10:19am On May 09, 2015
Truckpusher:
Of course but because most Nigerians do not know their right they keep paying.
Person go tey ooo if u dnt pay
PoliticsRe: PDP Crisis: Mu’azu, NWC Threaten Jonathan’s Aides, Associates - VANGUARD by Horrlah(f): 3:30pm On May 02, 2015
Now that s their problem undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari Warns Family Members Against Corruption by Horrlah(f): 9:08am On Apr 26, 2015
Sweetguy25:
I hate to hear that phrase "god willing". Its stupid and annoying.
Buhari will fail, it has nothing to do with god. Nigeria is country setup to fail, for the past fifty years every president has tried and failed.
Buhari was there as a military president when it was easier to effect change and he FAILED.
He will fail again and so will the next president after him.
Goodbye.
Oh boy!!! shocked u must be such a failure yourself to make that statement...tell me ewu dnt use d internet n I will show u dis nigga undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Letter To All Fresh Graduates and Job seekers by Horrlah(f): 12:24am On Apr 14, 2015
Princenady:
There are many fields like a mechanical in field sales. I mean selling weed in d field....mscheeewww..sm1 shld summarise ds cos I could not even finish it.
Lazy ass how do u pass exams undecided
EducationRe: 3 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender by Horrlah(f): 11:55pm On Apr 13, 2015
ikwoche:
OAU.
Are u sure u meant oau?? huh
PoliticsRe: Buhari Slams Iweala & Will Force Ministers To Declare Assets by Horrlah(f): 9:32pm On Apr 12, 2015
Sweetguy25:
I don't understand?

How did he slam Aunty Ngozi?

Ngozi is the best finance minister Nigeria has ever had for the past 30 years.
Hmmmm
PoliticsRe: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by Horrlah(f): 10:58am On Apr 08, 2015
Jwonder:
Am a citizen of Nigeria and i have equal rights as the yoruba's in Lagos the constitution of Nigeria clearly state this soo stop all those ur nonsense "Go back to where u belong"
You and ur f00lish OBA can go and die if it pains u guys
Citizen of nija not indigene of lagos.
PoliticsRe: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by Horrlah(f): 12:38am On Apr 08, 2015
Evathyst:
You self help me ask them o!

As in, this nonsense is getting too much. We just need to put a full stop to it! igbos and their claim to Lagos? Tufia!
In their dreams ni jare
CelebritiesRe: Oby Ezekwesili & Joke Silva Divided Over Oba Of Lagos Igbo Threats by Horrlah(f): 12:36am On Apr 08, 2015
Mariojane:
you all are taking paracetamol over someone else headache. cant this story just die down and Nigerians live as one?
I tire ooo,the whole tin don dey vex me sef
PoliticsRe: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by Horrlah(f): 12:19am On Apr 08, 2015
Evathyst:
If you're good student of history, you'll know that the yorubas are not nomadic by nature. Hence, u wouldn't find a lot of us outside our domain.


We do the best we can to organise & develop our own region. During the early 60s when Nigeria was still practising regional govt, the South West was the envy of the nation. What on earth did ur accursed fore-fathers do to develop ur region? huh


To come here and say 'Yorubas are insignificant' is the height of stvpidity. Even the once upon a time fisherman dt treated us with scorn paid dearly for it.


To insult another person in a language they don't understand is not only absorb, but it's not in accordance with common sense. How the heck am I supposed to get angry over an insult I don't comprehend? Like seriously? huh


Lemme insult you in a language u'll understand, u slug. Go rot in the bugs! As*hole!
I dnt even knw y they think so highly of themselves,if they think they are so important they shld try live on their own or better still stay in deir part of d country n see if hunger will nt wipe them off,the truth is they need us more than we need them..n whosoever they vote for dosnt determine anytin they are stl minority as far as lag is concerned
CelebritiesRe: Photos : Yul Edochie Exposes Homosexual Chasing Him For S*x by Horrlah(f): 12:15am On Apr 08, 2015
youngberry001:
look@him head like dry onion smiley
U got me laffin,buh u wicked ooo
PoliticsRe: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by Horrlah(f): 12:13am On Apr 08, 2015
johnbycee2015:
Dis Oba has other reasons for his outburst,not election.
Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.
In my opinion virtually all lagosians concure with the oba though secretly.
I respect Tinubu"s leardership because he does not discriminate,for his sake alone am APC all the way.
Is the Oba not better than fashiola who commenced deportation of Ibos.D Oba has not even started,but fashiola actually acted.
Whats all the noise?As an Ibo,i am waiting for the actualisation of the empty threat.
Sai AMBO
God bless u real big
PoliticsRe: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by Horrlah(f): 12:11am On Apr 08, 2015
Jwonder:
All i see is ENVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just because the Igbo's are adventurous and successful in their land that's why they are angry. An average yoruba man will never leave his father's house to seek for greener pastures else where, all u hear from them is "ILE BABA Mii" smh..Lazy folks.. They prefer going to the garage to collect money they didn't work for. Whether the yoruba like it or not all i know is that its ENVY that is bringing all this, if not, then why have they singled out igbo people to pour their hate on..don't we have Calabar, Niger Deltans and hausa's in Lagos.. Why must it always be "THE GREAT IGBO PEOPLE"

If you like Quote me and say rubbish that's you own wahala, have said my own...
Oh boy see as u mumu rish,shey na wetin dem dey tok b dat..if u so much hate yoruba ppl y cnt u all Bleep off n go bak to where u belong??is it really so hard to accept others.dnt worry they wld use u guys n dump u n den una eyes go clear
PoliticsRe: Oba Of Lagos Might Be Working For Agbaje ,don Jazzy by Horrlah(f): 11:44pm On Apr 07, 2015
sweettease:
Tah.... Don jazzy just stop it, why are you trying to change it? angry
Cnt u see he jst myt be ryt??this is politics ooo
CelebritiesRe: ''men Get Attracted To Me Because Of My Signature Nails''; Actress Empress Njama by Horrlah(f): 4:02pm On Apr 02, 2015
Thomsyne:
yu en... lool
Son,it s me oooo
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Girls/ladies Date Older Guys. by Horrlah(f): 12:05pm On Apr 02, 2015
Kassidy90:
I agree with you @Op
But again don't u think women have problems sha, well not all of them, I say this because when they ar young they run after older men giving various excuses like the ones u listed but when they ar old the starts running after younger men.....
Easy naa bro..no b us
PoliticsRe: Picture Of President Elect With His VP In Office This Morning by Horrlah(f): 12:03pm On Apr 02, 2015
ferhyntorlah:
THOU ART MEAN man! But on a jovial note, phahahahahahahahahahaha. My dad said the same thing about the turn of events on NTA. Everything was about GMB at 9pm news.
Chill change is here!!! grin
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Girls/ladies Date Older Guys. by Horrlah(f): 12:02pm On Apr 02, 2015
funkyjms:
You are very very wrong! tongue
Groundnut shell angry
CelebritiesRe: ''men Get Attracted To Me Because Of My Signature Nails''; Actress Empress Njama by Horrlah(f): 12:00pm On Apr 02, 2015
kilokeys:
if she could make pounded yam with those nails...

wipe her ass clean with those

do laundry

then.. no wahala
grin

but wait o!!! shocked




those nails might be the reason nobody is proposing...

rings are so hard to slide down those awful looking fingers
My thoughts
PoliticsRe: Picture Of President Elect With His VP In Office This Morning by Horrlah(f): 11:59am On Apr 02, 2015
MuguliciousMUGU:
Osibanjo and buhari should stop wearing eye glasses, they eyes should be clear, they should grind 500 naira pepper and put in their eyes, i tell you they will see vision 5050, they need clear eyes to defeat boko haram.

And that office looks like recharge card sellers office, they need to make it look like white house, infact make it attractive, that chair does not make sense.

And why is osibanjo standing up, common he suppose to be sitting down, they need to get another chair for him. 2 chair, one for v.c and presido, not plastic chair oo.

And what do they know that they are writing, are they writing how much they will steal, they should not try it ooo, we are watching them.

Finally, osibanjo should start wearing suit, this is the 21st century for eledumare sake
Signed
minister of women affairs
See beefs oooo
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Girls/ladies Date Older Guys. by Horrlah(f): 11:56am On Apr 02, 2015
funkyjms:
You are wrong! No be delicious food den talktongue
I dare you to fill in the correct sentence. gringrin
D messiah is here!!!d missin part is 'even when you cook soup insyd groundnut no b evrybody go belle full grin
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Girls/ladies Date Older Guys. by Horrlah(f): 11:51am On Apr 02, 2015
mirexxx:
cheesy
I don't date older men smiley cheesy
the so called older men that act like kids
they expect you to reason the way they do automatically!
I prefer a guy at most 5yrs older than me and we'll start from there and learn from each other.
not one experienced old guy who will treat you as a kid!
probably cheat on you,abuse sef
most of them are abusive because of the wide gap in the age!
Sister v bn there,i knw that feeling
PoliticsRe: A Prayer For General Buhari by Horrlah(f): 7:17pm On Mar 31, 2015
Wher are the gejtill2019 ppl cheesy...are u aslp alreadyhuh
God bless the ppl's general..like for amen,share for double amen
PoliticsRe: Umana Okon, APC Governorship Candidate Protests In Uyo by Horrlah(f): 9:11am On Mar 31, 2015
AndreRose:
Sorry APC it won't work! Victory is ours and you can't deny us that!
#GEJtill2019
GEJtillmay29
PoliticsRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Said It, Now It's Happening? by Horrlah(f): 8:53am On Mar 31, 2015
SlimBrawnie:
If GEJ looses this election, he will be much
celebrated world over for letting democracy stay
in Nigeria and eliminating rigging.
Lol... Many Nigerians don't even know where we
are going.
Kudos to GEJ for giving the voiceless a voice.
He is the true WINNER for making Nigerians
WIN...
If only the "luck' attached to his name will follow him for good #SilentThoughts
Gej voice for the voiceless kwa??who wld even celebrate him??ohh i knw those ppl he bribed with our money will...n i tot ur signature is beauty n brain hmmm m beginning to doubt it s authenticity
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: This Must Be The Most Beautiful Lady On Romance Section by Horrlah(f): 8:49am On Mar 31, 2015
crazysaint:
she's beautiful, no doubt, but certainly she's not the "most" have you seen the likes of
sinaj, auntymi, marian05m, missdre,MissSlimbody, kwencypresh, prettyjo, Jennimma, evegran, pretydiva, rubey, MzNelly, Horrlah, AlienStar, MhizTemmie, jeffolala Nayah, Penissucker, ammyluv2002, SephardicRican, Verovera, bukkylois, missteriousjaybee08 SELENAqueensy, onila, eroticangelina, rokiatu, missclassy, ireneony... the are so many, that i can't even mention


those i have mention dont forget to vote Gej.. because beautiful girls love beautiful things, gej hand work is beautiful, you girls i know woun't hesitate to vote him.
Lol that logic ddnt work for me,gej has never brot a smile to my face
PoliticsRe: APC Loses Six Rep Seats In Lagos As Igbo Political Clout Grows. by Horrlah(f): 8:44am On Mar 31, 2015
Boss13:
Nigeria belongs to everybody and not for a particular tribe. If you do not perform and alleviate the suffering of the masses, must they vote for you on the basis of tribal sentiments - NO.

These Igbos are resident of Lagos, many are even citizens due to their birth. You cannot deny a man his right.
After they announce the winner of the presidential election..that s when i wld av ur tym..but till then wake up this is nija

Wake up daughter.
N dnt dare call me dota,my father has got a thinking head
PoliticsRe: JUST IN: Buhari Declared The Winner In Benue by Horrlah(f): 8:39am On Mar 31, 2015
holluwadre:
we need to gather those people dat voted fr gej nd spank dem
They are d dumb ppl covered by th tribalism veil

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