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Investment / Re: Join My Bonus Hottest Paying Platform by hoseamatoh(m): 6:11am On Jan 29, 2021
For about 24hrs now the app has not been logging in, anyone thinking of joining should be very careful.
Family / Re: 7 Reasons Why Married Men Sleep With Their House Helps by hoseamatoh(m): 3:41pm On Jun 13, 2018
Number one is the only genuine reason
Romance / Re: Women Cannot Handle Rejection At All: My Experience by hoseamatoh(m): 3:35pm On Jun 13, 2018
I once rejected one and she rejected the rejection

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Events / Re: Are You Bold Enough To Do Your Wedding With Any Of These Vehicles? by hoseamatoh(m): 1:03pm On Apr 10, 2018
How many black people you see for there, na we dey like show ourselves, white man go do that with joy for him face
Sports / Re: What Happens To The Used Kits Of Football Players After A Match? by hoseamatoh(m): 11:06pm On Feb 25, 2018
Every jersey has the name of the fixture and date on it, e.g the Man Utd-Chelsea jersey used today can't be used for another match against another team, the only thing re-used are boots and shin pads. That's why players change jerseys at their discretion.
Events / Re: Guests Dance To "One Corner" At A Wedding (Photos, Video) by hoseamatoh(m): 3:47pm On Oct 13, 2017
Oh Ghana! Why did we even let you become a country?
Romance / Re: "I Will Marry You" - Oyinbo Man Tells Busty Nigerian Lady Frying Puff Puf Online by hoseamatoh(m): 10:38pm On Aug 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
This breàst can supply milk to all the IDPs in the North!
See wicket man
Sports / Re: John Fashanu Arrested Over Land Scam by hoseamatoh(m): 11:54am On Jul 29, 2017
eyeview:
I wonder how long it will take people to realize that John Fashanu is just nothing but a scammer with a foreign accent

The foreign ascent no even dey again, person wey write this news sha, he played one match for England and you re calling him England star.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack A Pastor In His Farm In Southern Kaduna,injure Him(pics) by hoseamatoh(m): 4:00pm On Jul 06, 2017
CHOPUP411:
Fulani again?
But I av so many Fulani friends and they are very nice
But these Fulani herdsmen I don't understand
Are your friends herdsmen?

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Family / Re: Counter Thread:5 Things Men Do To Mess Up Their Marriage by hoseamatoh(m): 11:14pm On Jun 30, 2017
You think you know what women want? Mtseeeuw

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Romance / Re: When She Knows You Don't Love Her But She Is Still Coming Closer by hoseamatoh(m): 5:46am On Jun 29, 2017
You cant believe girls enjoy se.x only? Apparently you ve not met a girl named "Ekaette"
Career / Re: Daughter Of Hospital Cleaner In South Africa Becomes A Medical Doctor (photo by hoseamatoh(m): 11:44am On Jun 21, 2017
This can only be seen in other countries, our education system has been made so expensive and unreachable that the poor can only dream, and the people making education expensive now are those who enjoyed free education, in fact some of them were given cars upon graduation.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers & Policemen Clash Over Girlfriend In Yobe, 4 Policemen & 1 Soldier Die by hoseamatoh(m): 11:27am On Apr 13, 2017
The country is now minus 5 fools, they are reducing in number, small time fools go finish
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In US For Masturbating Openly In Front Of Women (photo) by hoseamatoh(m): 2:31pm On Mar 17, 2017
Gaidowski na Nigerian name?

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Politics / Re: Customs Puts Motor Duty Payment 'On Hold' by hoseamatoh(m): 12:58pm On Mar 15, 2017
SalamRushdie:

You clearly didn't even understand the failed policy
He is just being a cry baby.

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Politics / Re: Customs Puts Motor Duty Payment 'On Hold' by hoseamatoh(m): 12:55pm On Mar 15, 2017
Sons of b*tches, how you wan follow motor wey dey road collect duty before, yeye dey smell

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Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Posts Pics Of 10-Year-Old He Had Sex With On Facebook. Police Arrests by hoseamatoh(m): 10:51am On Oct 06, 2016
Beey:
I ask the same of Nigeria.They know how to play saints and then dig the dirt from other countries to make them look bad.Yet your country is full of baby factories,sex trafficking but you'd rather remove a spec from another country's spec than remove the logs in Nigerian eyes.Give us a break please.

What are you doing in Nairaland? Why didn't you join Kenyaland (If there is anything like that)
Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Posts Pics Of 10-Year-Old He Had Sex With On Facebook. Police Arrests by hoseamatoh(m): 3:16pm On Oct 04, 2016
Who even made Kenya a country?

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Romance / Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by hoseamatoh(m): 10:31pm On Sep 17, 2016
jnrbayano:
Physiognomy and physique from afar.

Natural, intelligent or eager to learn if not intelligent, good crazy manners, point blank.

Selfless, internally.

Wetin this one dey talk for bleeps sake?

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Politics / Munich Shooting: Buhari Offers To Help Germany Fight Terrorism by hoseamatoh(m): 2:16pm On Jul 24, 2016
President Muhammadu Buhari on Saturday expressed shock and horror at the shootings which recently rocked Munich, Germany.

According to a statement by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, the President sent his condolences on behalf of the Federal Government to the families and friends of the victims.

He assured the German government that his government is ready to assist in anyway possible to defeat planners and executors of such crimes.

The statement read, “On behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Buhari sends his most sincere condolences to the families and friends of victims of the barbaric act.

“The President says it is quite unfortunate and inconceivable that the forces of evil do not relent on their activities, but expresses confidence that with the unanimity of purpose from all forces around the world, the workers and perpetrators of these evil acts will not prevail.

“The President also assures the people of Germany that Nigerians as a people are standing with them at this time and are ready to assist in any way to defeat the planners and executors of such crimes.”
Politics / Presidency Blames Niger Delta Crisis For Slow 2016 Budget Implementation. by hoseamatoh(m): 6:52am On Jul 18, 2016
The Presidency Sunday night attributed the slow implementation of the 2016 to the crisis in the Niger Delta region, saying that the economy has been largely affected.
Recalled that there had been incessant bombing of national oil and gas assets by the Niger Delta Avengers, NDA which has grossly affected oil production.
Similarly, the impact of the budget signed into law by president Mohammadu Buhari on May 6, 2016 was yet to be felt.
But Speaking at a phone-in Programme on Channels RV last night, the Special Adviser to president Mohammadu Buhari on media and publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina stated that the government had started off negotiations with the militants to find lasting solution to the restiveness in the region.

“Yes the budget has been passed. The intention is to implement that budget as much as possible but then the circumstances are making it difficult because projections are not being met because of what is happening in the Niger Delta and other parts of the economy.
“But as much as possible the government would still adhere to that project as much as revenue will permit and allow.
“Every option is on the table. There was never a time anything was ruled out. All the options were on the table. You will recall that when some South South leaders visited the President led by King Alfred Diete-Spiff, he also disclosed that he had encouraged the security agencies to dialogue with the militant and the leadership of that region.
“So there was never a time that anything was ruled out,since the insurgency began there had always been dialogue,”Adesina explained.

https://www.today.ng/news/national/154094/presidency-blames-niger-delta-crisis-slow-2016-budget-implementation

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke Our 5 Year Relationship. Pls I Need Advise!!! by hoseamatoh(m): 7:10am On Jul 13, 2016
Sorry for my grammatical blunders[/quote]


After breaking up with my girlfriend (whom I thought life was meaningless without her) 2 months after I met the mother of my 9 month old baby, my wife has been God sent to me, her birthday comes up in December, I hope to hand her a Corolla as a gift, meanwhile that my old babe still dey hustle (not for work o, for boyfriend)

Life is too short to worry yourself over one woman, there are a lot of good ones out there, you guys have not just crossed path with each other yet.

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Education / Re: Protest In ATBU Over Lack Of Accommodation by hoseamatoh(m): 3:50pm On May 23, 2016
Eagul:

Meaning?
Education the mother of practical art....Greek
the school motto...

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Education / Re: Protest In ATBU Over Lack Of Accommodation by hoseamatoh(m): 3:29pm On May 23, 2016
Eagul:

Meaning?
Education the mother of practical art....Greek
the school motto...
Jokes Etc / See What This Lady Has Done To This Guy In This Pre Wedding Photo by hoseamatoh(m): 2:39pm On May 10, 2016
So far, this is the craziest pre wedding photo I have ever seen, camera men are putting people into different kinds of wahala with their styles.

Politics / Re: CJTF Repells Suicide Bomber In Borno State (graphic Photos) by hoseamatoh(m): 3:47pm On Apr 23, 2016
The guy has lost his pen!s, how is he going to enjoy the virgins?
Car Talk / Re: What Is Your Driving Strenght In Hours? by hoseamatoh(m): 9:34pm On Apr 19, 2016
My highest was Gombe to Kaduna, 11 hours on a manual Toyota Hilux, and I stopped only once to pee
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Babangida Seriously Sick, Emaciated, Unable To Walk Unaided - ThisDay by hoseamatoh(m): 2:35pm On Apr 18, 2016
Nigeria is about to be good...

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Religion / Re: Let's Discuss About Indecent Dressing To Church by hoseamatoh(m): 11:19am On Apr 10, 2016
But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea. “Woe to the world for temptations to sin! For it is necessary that temptations come, but woe to the one by whom the temptation comes!

Matthew 18:6-7

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Religion / Re: Most Nigerian Pastors Are Fake, Not Called By God – Oritsejafor by hoseamatoh(m): 11:07am On Apr 10, 2016
Don't worry Ayo, we know that for long, we ve always used you as example to reach others how people can become great pastors even when they 're not called by God.
Entertainment / Re: Woman Sets Her Private-Parts On Fire At A Dance Competition by hoseamatoh(m): 4:05pm On Mar 22, 2016
osedvgirl:
shocked shocked grin grin grin
but why will someone do that on punna, mbanu, I wont o. trophy should go, but hope the clit is safe

You take style bad o, na clit you dey first ask of? Anyway I like as you dey think sha, trophy should go
Phones / Re: How To Opt Out Of Unsolicited MTN SMS And Adds Yourself. by hoseamatoh(m): 5:04pm On Mar 07, 2016
At last, a post without Jumoke in it, thanks Op

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