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Really inspiring stuff here. Infact so much so that I plan to use all these as the basis for the decision I've made to relocate back to the U.K. The same way I made the decision to relocate to 9j based on pretty much all the points that the OP pointed out

So what becos of dis make I no use earpiece agen for public? Abeg in everything u gats b careful in what u do. Even when u don't wear earpiece if u don't concentrate this ting can still happen

No Miss Benue?

I wouldn't b surprised if these ppl saying u shud learn the dilect/language r ur co-workers posing as niralnders. My friend speak any language u like.... If they don't like it doesn't matter. They will respect u for how u carry urself and that's what matters not all this petty shit! Memba they don't have to like u but they have to work with u. And always have it in mind na ur work u dey work for dat place no b ur house so Bleep them and their slaave mentality. B true to urself, stay presentable work welll and don't give any ammo for any man born of woman to bring u down. PEACE

I wouldn't b surprised if these ppl saying u shud learn the dilect/language r ur co-workers posing as niralnders. My friend speak any language u like.... If they don't like it doesn't matter. They will respect u for how u carry urself and that's what matters not all this petty shit! Memba they don't have to like u but they have to work with u. And always have it in mind na ur work u dey work for dat place no b ur house so Bleep them and their slaave mentality. B true to urself, stay presentable work welll and don't give any ammo for any man born of woman to bring u down. PEACE

Bando Jonez- Sex You.... I'ma make my first born to this by 2020 Insha- Allah

Dayum. Once u see her teeth I'm sure its a wrap!

Abeg there r hotter girls than this! Where's the restaurant? Lookz bangin'

I can relate. My friend just do ur work. No b money u dey find. Bleep tribalism, nepotism etc. Afta all in ur house u can do anyhow so wetin consign u for person agenda

sgtponzihater1:
Nice one, shun d hypocrisy.

Infact there is just too much hypocrisy. In 9ja ppl r not honest with themselves the same way the same women who complain men r lookin for white women, r the same 1s that will jump at the chance to b with a white man. And really for what basis? At the end of the day money, love doesn't even come into it. And u will see this everywhere from the workplace to the club back down to the church. Pls spare me da bullshit

Real talk. Sisters r slacking & oyinbo women r preferable to most brothers because nowadays many men arent as tolerant as back in the day. I would rather b with a woman who is content than a woman who is going to b an nagging , intolerable liabilty to me. But honestly speaking this whole white hunter mentality in 9ja is appaling. What man can conmfortably call himself a man if he's looking for a foreign lady to induce into a relationship for the purpose of paying his bills and supporting him in exchange for sexual gratification. Ah well I suppose u onli live one. YOLO

Wow And I repeat wow. Hmn just a suggestion. If u can't cook learn how to cook. Water is free. If u nid alcohol well mentlated spirit is a viable substitue. And I guess u got a mattress at least and 1 gold circle. Ur good 2 go. Good 2go mayn

This nysc stuff is so fucking cheesy smh

91.3 Lagos Talks- Confessions with Ore Onile Ere_ D onli ting worth listenin 2 and her voice

Hmn so I was just wandering what u guys thoughts were as last night I went to my local beer parlour.... Took 5 bottles of palm wine to turn up... Which was a complete waste of my hard hustled 1,500.. To make matters worse I only had 1,500 left on me which I could have used to hammer one ashi dere but I wasn't turned on by any of dem and the drink had no effect. Then as I was sitting down in despair thinking what next to do before going home. I see this one bitch, she must b new because unlike the usual unattarctive 1s dis chik make sense. Mehn although she had those annoying fake eyelashes she also package nice shaped ass, long single braided plait and she's not short (I can't stand fucking short and fat bitches). So then I'm about to approach but then one ugly black motherfucker with backpack come in and then girl carry im go room. I was just there thinking what the Bleep. So my question is what do niggas say to bitches to get them to enter room for a quik sharp action!?

This man is a fool. What is so great about Nigeria or being a Nigerian?

Okro and garden egg

Hotter dan Nicki Minaj

Hmn pit toilet in nysc camp.... If person no fitsee dat one receive sense

This lady is beautiful. It doesn't even matter about her looks. She has Charisma. Alotta women don't have that nowadays

Nice white teeth even if ur not a smiler plaque is a turn off

Now this is what u call a WOMAN! African Bria Myles. C'mon guys say d truth nd b set free. We no get fine girls for 9ja. Our country wey be sey na guys wey com fine pass

Op can u just use shea butter .I.e. ORI? Or do u have to buy the raw one & secondly. When u say it smoothens the hair texture, do u mean like how texturizer or relaxer changes the hair texture but of course as we all know damages it in the process of so doing. Can this mix change ur hair texture. I.e. Coarse to straight, medium to fine etc?

Very photogenic dude u blessed. No Homo!

It happens. I've had some girl tell me she's lookin' for a husband. But the real ?tion is can women take rejection?

Nice teeth, hands, feet. Ladies that have braids, plaits, dreads.... Good hair no nappy cracks or overdone weave and excessive make up. It's also nice when a lady has a good sense of humour, especially sarcastic but not too talkative or a gossip. Women should also be endearing and not be nagging and demanding. That's a wifey material right there! Plus if intelligent that helps, can't be spelling everything out for u in this modern day 21st century age

Damn these ones r Fat sha. Y is it always fat ppl dat have sumthin to prove? They no try. For jus kuku kill demselves and do us all a favour Fat fuckz

@ 6 . So how else can one attempt to maintain his Sportin Waves this also means ladies that wrap up their weave are prone to dullness-

Some Ppl Just Have No Shame

This Is hilarious

She is beautiful, that is rare for a Nigerian female

Hmn wonder how this lady feels. I bet at least even if the guys don't back her the ladies will because there r those who are more pro- anal sex. But come to think of it most women r generally more sexually open minded than men. Its females that will more likely engage in bsdm, beastiality, role-play, party, dp, intimacy gadgets etc. And I'm sure there r more lesbians than homos esp in 9j. Hmn something tells me she just doesn't like anal or maybe even doggy. But Bleep how can u not like doggy? Especially isn't it the ladies who enjoy sex from the backdoor than the men