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how does the song go? NASTY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

Almunjid:
How many of us dey watch basket ball? Abeg NEXT...

many, more than u think. Oga football is not the only sport on the planet and not everybody is bet naija crazy.... some people do watch or play sport, like basketball purely for recreation.... just go to the national stadium and u'll see what I mean for yourself

no al-farooq aminu in the squad?

smoke123:
I am 32 now and she is 37. I met her in her restaurant where she helps her friend run the business. Now i love her so much but she left her 3 kids with her mum to lagos after she lost her husband long time befor coming to lagos. I had sex with her and she is very good and i have not married yet. What do i do now?

My mum will kill me if i married her pls member help.

Listen to Olukoya's message on " Choosing your life partner"

these white ppl r funny sha. this is very common when u go abroad. they caress their partner's backside to show affection and its normal just like kissing in public but if u do that in Nigeria ppl will turn their nose up at you shouting all manner of rubbish tat its devil, witch etc. I don't even understand but it must be real witch in this case, the lady doesn't even have backside just just typical fat big ass- the typical type of Nigerian woman ass its big but like pillow flat and full of shite

typical ibo woman

this country is a disgrace. imagine displaying our primitive ways for civilization to see. just shows that independence and freedom are different. We truly are slaves in Nigeria. These are the same people you will hear of tomorrow committing fraud, claiming welfare benefits illegally and involved in all other nonsense, waste of time deporting these ones better just hang them still

imgine Whot, not een an intelligent game like chess or scrabble. only Nigerian Police *sigh*

boy oh boy once these whiteboys taste that egusi soup it's a wrap

women have this fapping thing a lot harder than men, once a guy busts a nut he's gone but u know a woman can buss a whole lot of nuts, is it therefore more evil/worse if u bust one nut through fapping or multiple nuts through fornication

everybody in Nigeria is angry, tired, frustrated and depressed. common sense is just not so common anymore. ben no need to talk too much, just contest for 2019, win and bless us with that elusive gift of "common sense"

This is so much better the pre-wedding pics u see nairalanders uploading every week

STORM2:
God bless you for this

Amen. I pray god help is in this country

Acehart:
This morning along Ikeja along same place where this man died, a lady was 2 steps away fron being hit by a train. She didn't know the train was coming - she was making a phone call, her receiving hand hindered her vision and the ear which she could have heard the train (it didn't blare its horn as it was slowing down to the Ikeja terminal) and she was wearing shades under the thick cloudy morning. How was she saved? Some one made a run for her, she was distracted and stopped. She could have been lynched by some people. Need I say more? Where this guy died is where some people try to board the train on the roof. Some days ago a guy died I guess, cos he slipped from the roof. Maybe he was sleeping. It happens every week.

my good fellow u just highlighted a major aspect of all this- where is our sense of safety in this bleeped up country? this is a country with a culture that doesn't, either does not know how to, does not value it or is just plain ignorant i.e. does not care; why for heavens sake should someone even be jumping onto or off a train to board/get off it in the first place especially where it is not stationery, its fatal enough with even the way okada move about and I know because I've seen lots of accidents that are just due to plain lack of care been applied .... if u talk now they will say u are speaking English, what stops the authority running the trains doing the necessary to ensure that this kind of thing doesn't happen every week as u so put it yourself. lets call a spade a spade we just don't like ourselves or value human life for that matter in this country in spite of the sanctimonious horseshit spiritually many live by. Seeing stuff like this is very irritating, annoying and just plain upsetting- I think ppl just need to wake up... even that lady u mentioned yes of course she's at fault for putting herself in a situation like that but furthermore that doesn't mean that some should not use a phone or whatever in a train park, its still a public place and most u should have there are display signs to draw people's attention of their need to be alert for their own safety-simple

ekoyo:
Pls house i need ur assistance....i dropped from the nysc program after two months due to some personal reasons that is beyond me last 3yrs and now am in real need of my nysc cert...pls house any suggestion on how to go about or what to do so as to get it....thanks

bro go to the secretariat of the stated u started the program and give them your state code number to look fromyour file. u can go with the next batch this coming july but theres some letter that has to be written

all these people talking about ear piece blah this and that.... how can u conclude that's what lead to this man's demise? were u there? and even if he was wearing an earpiece there's nothing to say that whatever he may or may not have been distracted by would have obstructed he awareness to make him to point where he would have failed to be alerted by the presence of a moving train.... I think the bigger issue here is why is it(and I know this train track at Ikeja) that this train track should even be exposed with no barrier in the first place. Is this what needs to happen before the government can implement structures like we have in developed countries to prevent people from getting caught on the railway in the first place- in fact this kind of thing not just for the fact that the pictures r too graphic to be uncensored OP, makes u ashamed to be a Nigerian- I've been in a bus at Yaba/Jibowu side some years back now whilst lodged in non-moving traffic and an oncoming train approaching- I've never seen that kind of panic/hysteria in my life- and it is uncalled for..... that same track I just witnessed a while back has an attendant who comes to clear people away from the site when there is a train in motion at the scene and furthermore there is bell like alarm which is sounded and I'm sure loud enough to alert someone who is virtually deaf talk less of wearing an earpiece. Looking at this is pathetically sad, just seeing people circling the dead body I mean enough is enough- when r we going to get it right

big shaq! Fam manz not hot

SIRTee15:
Ur initial post clearly stated that the airline was right to kick her out because of body odour.....
U are now trying to change your narrative when the heat was turned on u.....
If u had written the above earlier nobody will attack u.....
Nobody attacked egunmogaji because her post was neutral....
None of us know what truly happened.....
But if we are follow the woman's narrative....
That was clearly abuse of white privilege.....
My friend once reported his white flat mates because of their dirty hygiene in the flat.....
They wouldn't dispose the trash, they would leave their plates unwashed for days in the sink, improper use of the bathroom n whatever.....
The response he got from the council flat managers was shocking.....
They warned him to learn to live in peace n harmony with his flatmates n not look for trouble where there's none.....
None of the concerns he raised were addressed n he had to leave the flat when he couldn't take it anymore....
Oyinbo dey complain say someone dirty....
Yeye dey smell....

I try not to include my personal bias when judging a case like this..of course as a Nigerian myself, I will be predisposed to thinking there is racism involved and if I was her lawyer, I would argue the same because my intention obviously is to win the case for my client at all costs. But as a neutral observer, and taking other factors into consideration, like the airlines history, the fact that white people too get kicked off flights frequently and the Nigerian factor of our well known unruly behaviour, I cannot fully make that judgment or assumption until more accounts and evidence is presented. Simple. Huhn I must say I genuinely feel for our brother slyfoxxjoe. U see its not that people are attacking you.... but its like sirtee15 said.... your narrative changed and I personally don't think that's a bad thing. I just believe maybe people didn't see that you were giving both a personal and professional opinion at different points of the discussion. Btw I think this is a genuinely interesting topic and the main problem causing all of this is like you've both said "none of us know what truly happened" and we can only go on what we can infer from the article. I'm very interested to know how possible it is to prove that United Airlines also kick people that are not of colour of their flights whether or not for the same suggestible reasons i.e. if there r any articles or publications that one can be referred to. and I empathise with what the brother is saying above because I to have lived in the white man's country and I'm familiar with instances from my days at university, living in shared surroundings amongst those who are racially different from you and truthfully you do witness things. it's very true what the above poster said, if you are the minority its very likely or maybe better to say possible that you will be treated unfairly and experience some form of prejudice/discrimination- but whether or not its racism, well I ask is there a subjective test to determine this if we are examining this issue from a legal standpoint?

laudate:
I am not an aunty. You do not know my gender. Your story is full of loopholes and does not add up. Try to obey the 9th commandment, pls.

ehn uncle.... u were not there with me at the time sow u can and must only give me the benefit of the doubt.... u want to quote commandment. fine i'm happy to quote Matthew 7:2

laudate:
Oga, what are you saying....what part of FCT in Abuja, is this MFM located? Is it Gwari or Asokoro or Kuje, or Kubwa or Wuse? And how can you pay gate fee at the church along with tithes at the same time? Your story does not add up, sir!

what do u mean r u police.... to tell me that my "story" does not add up.... I just said my own what don't u understand gate fee is obviously not the same as tithes.... what is hard in understanding the expression.... abeg aunty cool down for jesus

slyfoxxjoe:
all we know for fact is that she was kicked off the plane..what we don't know is the series of events that led to her being kicked off..that is where the article is at fault because it describes the incident based on the woman's own account which will obviously be biased towards her..we need to get the accounts of the airline, the other passenger and other witnesses before we can fully judge what happened. That is all I am saying that all these lazy youths quoting me don't seem to understand.

Ahhh clearly this guy is a lawyer.... but with due respects sir and removing all sentiments from this surely u can see why people are annoyed about this. u cant disagree that there is no case to say that whether or not the lady in question was actually kicked off the plane with her children by the airline was not motivated by some kind of racial undertone..... or do u sincerely feel that if she was not a person of colour they would have handled the situation differently?

laudate:
Thou shalt not lie. Which branch of MFM did you go to, and you were asked to pay gate fee? I am not a member of MFM, but I have been invited to their Prayer City at Ibafo before, as well as their HQ. And there was no gate fee. Even the branch in my area, does not have gate fee!



Thank you, o! My neighbour is a dedicated member of MFM, and is even a church worker there. She just told me that no such thing exists in their church. She also said that any pastor who collects such a thing, will be heavily sanctioned if it ever occurs. he has invited me for a few programmes and when I went there, I did not see any such thing.

well I did not lie... like I said I was invited by a member of the MFM and at this time the church was even just coming into its own in Nigeria. The branch I went to was somewhere in one of the municipals of the FCT Abuja.... I paid a gate fee.... and its even one official or is it guard who collected it from me... to enter at the time. That I paid along with all the other tithes which I suppose is normal. it was just the gate fee which I did not understand. I don't know anything about Ibafo or the HQ O! i'm not a regular member of MFM, i'm just stating what I've witnessed going with one who invited me

slyfoxxjoe:
and you're suffering from serious illiteracy.. where you there to judge what really happened? You take the account of a disgruntled customer and immediately pass judgment.. the idea that that airline, which I use frequently by the way, is racist is an unbelievably stupid thing to say. A passenger cannot be kicked off without the captains consent and for the captain to leave his cockpit to kick off a passenger, you know it is for something serious. Illiterates like you who have never left your local government and don't know how these things work will be the first to come online and shout racism because that must be the only reason for every misfortune a Nigerian faces abroad inspite of our well known loud and unruly behaviour. You better park well oga.

"our well known loud and unruly behaviour" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I'm dying absolutely dead!

AfonjaBoston:
Truth be told some Africans stink. I hear Caucasians and African Americans say it all the time. There is a distinct smell that just oozes out of some African women and men, same with Garlic smell from Indians and onion smell from Hispanics.

White people have their own smell . its the rotten bacon smell God help you if you have to use the bathroom after a Caucasian male or female.

Is a pungent smell in of course a pressurized plane enough grounds for ejection?
Interesting case for both sides of the aisle in a favorable court

Eat right, invest in cologne/perfume, floss and use mouth wash, do not wear the same clothes you use in cooking your egusi and okporoko out and these kinda shoot won't happen

Truly everyone smells! its true black, white even aliens i'm sure have their distinct smell.... but the truth is no matter how much spray, deo or whatever chemical u want to use to disguise this some people are just not clean period. in Nigeria its arguable to say that we have a culture of packaging spurred by the desire to mask our insecurities and appear to be clean to meet the pressures of being accepted by society. some people make I tell u.... dirty no dey show for face.... they don't use toilet paper to clean their anus properly or soap to bathe well.... even check the fine fine cloth that they will argue with bus driver about how the dust from his vehicle is making their body to be dirty.... if u see what's underneath. I think the moral of the story is lets keep it clean and not give these racist bastards an excuse to fire and shoot us down

Hmn..... this is really what u call a "wake-up" call

SAMBARRY:
that's definitely not a genuine church or genuine mfm. Secondly I am not a regular of mfm I only go there once in a while but all the times I have been there never heard of such

You must have entered a fake church camouflaging as mfm just to extort money from spiritually and mentally gullible people. If you were really sensitive you should have known something funny is fishy when they asked you to pay gate fee

I expect you to have walked away however if you didn't hope you got value for your money I. E when service was going on they served you fried rice, fried chicken and nice juice drinks? Did they treat you with respect and courtesy? Did you ask the pastor to keep quiet when your phone was ringing because you had to answer a call. Basically did you get good customer service because I don't know since when the word of God became for sale

Well no offence but I think a member of the MFM church can testify to this sort of thing going on. the time I went it was when the MFM thing was really taking off, particularly in Nigeria. I can't say that I'm sensitive in this regard but I will say that this kind of thing do make one sceptical about the type of practices exhibited by such churches. I wasn't served any form of refreshment, however I did notice the normal thing of people using the church as a place of business to sell food and drink which I cant personally say that I agree with. All in all I just don't agree with this whole wave of enterprise and money making that is been conducted in churches nowadays. Even in the catholic church I go to now. its been a few years back now where there have been priests who come in and during mass/service after delivering sermon turn the whole thing into an auction by halting the conclusion of proceedings by compelling the congregation to come forward and donate particular amounts of money before concluding which I feel is wrong. We have set and regimented offerings .i.e. communal and maintenance offering which is completely voluntary and enough in my humble opinion. In short I think the style of Pentecostal worship should not be brought to the Catholic or any other denomination of the church for that matter

SAMBARRY:
I have been to a couple of branches of mfm and including the prayer city and I have never experienced what you are talking about neither have I witnessed it

OK cool, well how often do u attend their events/services? I'm sure if you're a member or a regular church goer you will come across this. I've gone as a visitor after being invited by a friend who is a Pentecostal Christian worshipper and I've seen instances where you will pay just to attend the service.... as an outsider you will see this as an instance dictating just another form of initiation by way of paying an unnecessary tithe

SAMBARRY:
gate fee ? Haba dey lie small small na

have u been to MFM? go to MFM and u will see what I'm talking about

I'm a catholic and it wasn't until I came to Nigeria that I came across warning signs posted on the entrance of the church. I personally think its improper- I mean it's common sense.... which of course as we know is a problem in Nigeria- u should not have to warn people not to dress decently, switch of their mobile phones etc.... it's irritating.... u don't even expect to see it in a catholic church although its seems like a normal thing In some other denominations where I've seen a gate fee posted

WOW.... she needs to use aloe vera face wash. F*ck she's FAT.... all that cellulite makes her look old as F*ck