₦airaland Forum

Very sad. may she ve eternal rest. i pray this is the last we will hear of death in nollywood in particular and the entertainment industry

I blame the women who take over the responsibilities of men. it is alright if the woman chips in everynow and then but to continually pay for stuff like house rents or school fees, that is plain and down right wrong.

the men who like the skirts in the home should not comp[lain when the woman starts acting like she owns him, cos give a woman an inch she constructs a mile dual carriage way xcept if she has the fear of GOD. :

i got an e-mail from ebreakthru last august to come for a test as God would have it i didnt feel like going cos i could not remember ever sendin them a mail. my friend also got the same mail but she also did not remember sending them a mail either. i dont have enough prove cos i did not honour the invite but for those who did and they were sxcamed they can petition the efcc directly with the details. trust me nigeria is not that bad if the efcc receives a group petition on these companies one of them will be used as a scape goat.

she deserves happiness. i wish her a peacefull and happy home till her old age.

ORACLE READ ON

1. Men are like , Laxatives . , They irritate the
crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas , The older they get,
the less firm they are.
3. Men are like , Weather . Nothing can be done
to change them.
4. Men are like , Blenders You need One, but
you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like , Chocolate Bars , Sweet, smooth,
& they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like , Commercials , You can't
believe a word they say.
7. Men are like[b] Department [/b] Stores , Their clothes
are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like , Government Bonds , They take
soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like , Mascara . They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn , They satisfy you, but
only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms , You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.
12. Men are like , Lava Lamps , Fun to look
at, but not very bright.
13 Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.

ONOME sounds so sweet sooo original compared to boo. had a guy who used to call me the meaning of onome in his language.

when will u guys leave them blonde gals alone?

Easy money comes with a lot of problems. Even if you are not caught for that particular "419" karma has a way of catching up with you. It is sad to see the number of young persons between the ages of 17yrs-28yrs being sent to jail for minimum of 2yrs without option of fine. You might say what is two years compared to the millions you might have.but remember that a day in jail is enough to change your life. Youths in Nigeria already ve limited opportunities without further limiting those opportunities. He can contest in politics,he can not be an accountant or a lawyer e.t.c

Think of the negative publicity given about our country. we already ve enough bad publicity from other quarters to last us a thousand years. I could go on and on. Please think of your future,your family and loved ones no body would want to be known as a relation/friend of an ex-convict.

No matter the situation crime does not pay weigh the pros & cons.

so far most of them are still forming like typical nigerians. but no one can form every second for 91days.
Can't wait for the back stabbing to start and the sell out to begin.

As for Ify, girl should be real but then she is adding spice to it. my gals are joan, mureen and chem. They are naturals

it starts on Sunday 5th march. check out the site: www.bigbrothernigeria.com

i agree with you on Ashanti she should ask Beyonce on how she improved on her music.
IMO Jenifer lopez is ok.

"when small pikin no get money to buy beer he go say beer biter"
boyz 2 men tried to go solo while they remained as a group and the thing floped big time
so they had no choice than to remain together.
oracle then be old school but i love their songs anyday anytime.

Diana Ross is a woman
the father of blues is barry white. his songs cemented so many relationships

i found myself getting addicted to NL so i had to pull the breaks.

Mariah Carey almost did not make it. it took the likes of P.Daddy and finally J. Dopri himself did his magic in her last CD hot.
boyz to men or boys 2 men whatever...lost touch when they became men. and the likes of WESTLIFE (i still wonder what teenagers see in them) is now the in thing (i still take Boyz 2 men anyday)

will the marriage work? NO unless one partner compromises his/her faith.
The man is the head of the home in any religion or tribe in Nigeria. based on this the woman has to join the man in his belief. e.g mariam babangida(she was a christian). lets not deceive ourselves love will not be enough cos the other partner(mostly the man) will insist on his children been raised in his faith.

i ve a friend who fell for a man from the north. she is a christian and the man a moslem. he agreed that their children will be brought up neutral and will choose whom to serve God thru. well after 4years of marriage, he enrolled his toddlers into moslem schools and rite now my friend is a practising moslim(if you can't beat them join them).

boy tells young teenage girl to strip hmmmmmm boy has dirty things on his mind while girl thinks she is inlove. forget about books, forget about religion infact forget about the rest of the world for now....its just you and your love and inside of you, you think he is inlove with you and you go on to have a secret relationship(this he will love)
after all said and done you then realises that he just wanted your body(believe me thats all he sees rite now coupled with the fact that he will always prefere girls his age over u cos they re more matured)how would u feel then?
you are young and ve years ahead of you to meet more super guys that you would wonder what got you crazy over this one. take ur time girl and dont rush into life,just be friends with guys ur age and keep your studies first there is always enough time after wards.

@H-A with all those youngmen falling over themselves babygirl don't try to blindfold us
at least we know you've got lots of vals hetre on nairaland but leave my baby/sugar boy SEUN out oh.
@LAYI its not only for lovers. friends who appreciate each other can xchange gifts so ready my own

omo sorry to break it to you....they are OLD SCHOOL and to ur little cousin you rer old
think back to when you were his age how did you see uncles in their twenties.....OLD.
boys 2 men where of the 90's teenagers now were born late 80's like '89 to mid 90's like '95
so u can now understand why they see it like old sch. even toni braxton na old sch

For the guys this is no joke. just when they thought they ve scaled thru the xmas and new year gifts
val is around the corner. i can just feel the pain of all those toasters
for those who are interested in val....what do you hope to give to your partner. most it be xpensive?
are you going to contribute to the traffic for the day or you will simply stay at home?
infact is val neccessary at all?

layi re u back
alheri if u leave we nigerian girls we go born plenty.
as for me God willing i would love to ve three. two boys one girl
one girl because girls wahala too much. by the time am thru trianin her i won't ve the energy for another female.

am still laughing so is everyone around me. i wish i could forward it tho'

warning: Nigerian men are rare(even tho most of them are assh***s)
so take ur search elsewhere

no harm girl i wish u the best of the men so 'open ur eye well well"

dunkin donuts oh sinkin donuts oh
my across the gutter "mama buki resturant" a.k.a MAMA PUT
is da best and favourite

all these while i thot he was a shark
welcome back whitesharkdolphin

hope the following will help but note that the Nigerian pigin changes everyday thanks to the 'warri pipo'(people) like lastdon:
we pipo/sister/brother:- our people/sister/brother
how far :- 'sup
no provoke my conscience:- dont get me mad
it has tey wey yanch dey back/get center parting:- roughly this means come rain come shine some things don't change
NL solid:- NL is the bomb
wetin dey:- what is happening
yarn:-talk

anyhow anyhow when u begin yarn with we pipo u go sabi am well well

lastdon even if US$100 was placed on you no girl will chike u *kiddin*
u are a stingy person sha.

abi oh!!!

there is a sayin in the international community that a journalist will bargain his mother to get a story.
so having that in mind, the first kid should ve told sowore that their talk will be off record but Gbenga
like his father speak before they think(remember he mentioned that his wife was untidy and can not cook
that is y he is divorcing her) He should learn qwhen to talk and to whom and also what not to say in Public or to the public.