₦airaland Forum

God is Angry with America.

R. I. P to davido's senses.

Maybe sanwoolu wants us to be innovative. I'll just build my own ride.

khiaa:
He said he is married to that fat COW so I'm sure he is still looking for happiness.

(steps in, obviously mad) what in chicken shit is going on, people?...

RuudVanNisteroy:
What is the chance of a Nigerian rising to the top in the corporate world or becoming a successful entreprenuer in the countries listed. America was the only country in the world that offered the chance to Nigerians to prosper and get to the top of their professions up to board management level in fortune 500 companies.

(clears his ass) son, America ain't heaven. U could also make big bucks providing things people don't have in their own country e.g some Island nations have no good electricity. The French, brits, Dutch do that (exploitation )if only Nigerians could exploit Bosnia, serbia, Tuvalu, those places..

The chicken in their hamburger ko?

Where can i get a African Civet?

Replace good old smoky okada
With
1.Bicycle(manual or electric)
2.hoverboard
3.skateboard
4.rollerblade(strap on or normal or electric)
Or at least we have leggedizbenz! Let's learn, people!

The only thing they can do to help me is that they should marry that Oyinbo in the pic.

khiaa:
An elder doesn't have the right to abuse and torment a child just because it's an elder, everything in African culture isn't right.

Whu b u?

There are other countries, abi. No b Yankee only. Burma, china, Taiwan, Finland, france dey too.

Ehh.. Jss2 boy.

If i put this in my CV
I love twerking in my spare time!
What will happen?

Blu03:
Hi guys! I just registered an account.
Hmm... I had my heart broken yesterday. The guy i've come to love dearly is moving to England soon for his schooling. Just had to end things.
So i'm here to distract myself.

Welcome oh... Our brethren in nairaland.... Shall we welcome him/her?

socialmediaman:
The Nigerian embassy in Beijing, China, still has Goodluck Jonathan as president of Nigeria - 5 years after the election of a new president!

https://beijing.ngembassy.org/?lang=en&&page=aboutus

With corona virus being a serious global threat, one would expect that the embassy would have some sort of safety information or update for Nigerians.

The Nigerian Embassy in Washington DC on the one hand, is running a non-secure HTTP website, and has not updated parts of its website, see the listing of governors for instance, Ayo Fayose is still listed as governor of Ekiti, among others.

http://www.nigeriaembassyusa.org/index.php?page=state-governors

If they cannot perform simple updates on their websites, what quality of service do you think they are offering to Nigerians in these countries?

when my dad came in to lagos some years ago he said internet connection was then like a luxury. Anyways it's true, the computers of some Federal Government Ministry are these old types of Computer with huge Monitors. And those CPUs with diskette. Who uses diskette these days?

Can i open Adsense or chitika on a blog pls help me?

If to say offset na Yoruba Now, him fit suck am public. [url][/url]

afrorossiyatv:
I also asked Russian girls if they would like to date black guys and here is their response


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18rimPEF1kY

Tochi, u get eyes for fine girls. All ur videos features fine girls..

Hmm. I googled it now.the girl is that fine but seriously a 10 year old father? If the baby is 3,mummy is 16 daddy 13.these children are still kids.

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Why did we even leave the British anyway? They are sure to be laughing at us right now.

There was this girl with a big boooty. I was in ss1 the youngest anyways, this big booty girl, from ilorin said she liked me. I was like, the Bleep u said. The news spread that our teachers heard and one teacher wrote a poem for us. At least, when she slept i just take a sneak peek at the booty. I was 12 and she 15.that booty earned her the name madam judiciary.

She's obeying God's commandment indeed. They read the bible, preach the word, act like they're living the life that's expected by God but their heart devise more evil than any other thing. Why are you this pained? Usually I don't do this, but based on observation and the attitude of the two deeper life members who happen to be my friend's room mates I just deduced that most of your members are hypocrites who hide under over-sized clothes pretending to be doers of the word of God. I'm just waiting for when they'll come to preach to me then I'll open their book for them. Right before my eyes, someone came asking for pencil, we all said we don't have 'cause we didn't but one of them said she has but can't lend it out. Would Jesus have said that? And she does morning preaching ohhhhh.

na true bros, deeper life get hypocrites.i knew a deeper lifer who drinks booze like water

Are they deeper life?

Any woman would be good...