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TANID:
Were Are You From Khiaa ?

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khiaa:
What is phocking?

Khiaa fe doko niyen

Orikinla:
Toasting means ...
Toast is bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat. This browning is the result of a Maillard reaction. Toasting warms the bread and makes it firmer, so it holds toppings more securely. Toasting is a common method of making stale bread more palatable.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast

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Toasting bread and wine toasting and ...

baba gerrout a here

khiaa:
What is phocking?

It is when a man [b][/b]manipulates his joystick in a woman's thing[u know, pssy] to give them both a chilling time
Maybe we could have a try.

khiaa:
I have been browsing this forum for a minute now and I have noticed the word toasting always comes up when it involves a man meeting a woman. What does it mean?

Welcome to Nigeria oh!

khiaa:
Sorry hun, I'm in America, that shyt don't fly here.

pééle ,if shit won't fly, then pee will. And not all men are scum

IamHeWrites:
In response to a tweet made by a Nigerian lady on Twitter which says;
"The average Nigerian man is an unexposed, belligerent, unteachable, desperately unrepentant dimwit"

A Nigerian man has taken to his Instagram page to blast Nigerian ladies who are entitled narcissist, feels money and gifts are her rights even when she does absolutely nothing.

Read what he wrote below;
"I honestly feel bad for Nigerian men who have never experienced relationships with non-Nigerian ladies and I'm not talking about overseas.

Even Ghanaian or Kenyan women. The AVERAGE Nigerian woman is a self entitled narcissist, who feels money and gifts are her rights even when she does absolutely nothing for you, not even hold a good conversation either in person or via text, typing like someone with epileptic seizures with the annoying abbreviations.

The average Nigerian woman will go on a date with every Tom, dick, Harry and all his uncles just for a chance to get a free meal and movie tickets. The average Nigerian woman sees spending her money on dates as a Taboo, but is quick to talk trash about having "vex money", lol nobody cares about your vex money, come with actual spending money�.

In conclusion the average Nigerian woman is a pest with nothing to offer but headache and hassles. Thank you for reading. God bless�"

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9246/i-feel-bad-for-men-who-have-never-experienced-relationships-with-non-nigerian-ladies-man.html

why did he not hold his foreign babe on the shoulder why her butt.. And does he not have a mother?

DanceVille:
Ya! Ya! Ya!
I Was in love back in secondary school days....

Just can't forget...
Their was this pretty looking damsel in my class, very Gentle indeed...
Whenever I saw this girl, my heart do went "fro and to"...Buh, later I was able to seduce her by teaching her Further Maths and Account...
It was a great time for me back then...
But, I do wonder why school relationship don't last?
Drop ya comments...

i was 13,the youngest in ss1. She was 15 but I played along with her. She had an ass... Our teachers even married us together. One even wrote a poem for us. At least when I grew up 15,she twerked for me..

Riele:
If you're suffering from low self esteem , this thread is not for you .

Here Are The Reasons Not To Date A Nigerian Man :-

1) . Most Of Them Are Big Time Cheaters :- If you're not careful , they'll put the blame on you .

2) . Most Of Them Are Hypocrites .

3) .Most Of Them Are Irresponsible and lack sense .

4) . They Are All Whores .

5) .Most Of Them Lack Personal Hygiene .

#bitter_truth .

riele, is your father a LovePeddler?

No be you only get problem..my own here is asking if she can open account on World Bank and i say... You gotta believe.. Anyways, your relationship is not a professor student relationship

Amanda4life:
Bokoharam has deceived them, by changing to elephant.

If you have fought native war or village war you will understand.

Make dey no land there o.
Those elephant will change back to humans with sophisticated machine guns

na so, lion too dey there.

Stupid arseholez, rats, squad SARS

Xsem:
When did nairaland become a hospital
You may have e.coli infection, go for a test asap.

i may have, thank you mr doctor

You say?

See how he's pressing that pale bum bum... Ashewo okunrin

Hmmm... Maybe I will create my own browser that records no private data... And wait... The GDPR rules... Can't he sue google...

To befriend sensible people

They will fry you when you die and give you to the lions

The one i saw was on. My brother's balls were pressed and a yellow worm came out

You're a chicken shit pack.

My balls have been itching like hell. What can i do oh.... Right now I'm still scratching... Aaaa.. Help a nairalander

2264270731 zenith

in your father fucking country United States of assholes i don't know why you came here in the first place were.

Go and watch yes by fat Joe. Am sure she will be bleeped assly.

All yeye peopo if they knew why did they even... Gosh and this peopo.... Sef

I and I know she's not going back emptypussied.those male celebs dick will overflow.

And are we sure cardi b's butt was intact

Oyinbo princess blew me away

Christmas,a good time for us all. Xmas a time to get powered up with friends. What will you do during this Yuletide;
The most common is
1.An Imminent massacre of chickens
2.bellyful of Coke
3.Jollificate with jollof rice spicy.
Oya what will you do during this yuletide. Tell me naa. Let's do a nairaland xmas thread here now that Xmas is here oh...