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aim well and fires at his yansh as he tries to escape.calls on fellis to stop sleepin n strt shootin intruders

love peddler

OP i jst wanna laugh to complement d effort u put into compilin ds junks hahahaha.
But nxt tim post jokes dt v ur copyright on dem.hey no more dry jokes

p€nn|s has 6 letters so does v@g|Π@
pΓ|ck has 5 letters so does pu$$¥

Bobbysworld28: @bogee I wasn't funny because d OP changed wht I wrote. I didn't write unmentionables. Their fault not mine.

who b d OP?no be u? n even if u did write B..Ø..Ø..bs.
NOT FUNNY!!!!!!

hehehehehehehehhehehhe sutoboy hahahaahaaa *rollin on my stomach*
ds is funny.

God don take control my sense of humour don return

Dr Eva: if u don't know forex go and learn it or just keep quiet dats one of my major sector Automated Forex Trading.

Nobody should go into forex with no idea.Forex is risky n befor one cn be xpert it takes time.anyone dt needs a means of money urgently should avoid forex.
And pls shut d hell ip bout all ds automated forex stuff.no automadet tun can determin d chart movmnt.80% of d time d prediction is wrong.

Onyiibabe: Dnt want any internet trades or businesses at all, thanks all

Internet doesn't giv out free money if nt everybody'll be a millionaire.U v to squeeze d money out one way or d oda.there's no magic way.If u wanna freelance dts a diff ball game.register wit some freelance sites.
Or use ur money to get more money i'm nt talkin of hyip here.i mean somtin like Fixed odds and binary options trading.includn minutes stock.bt I wnt advis forex 4 u.I mysef dnt knw forex.hope it helps

hameed may thunder fire ur yansh.u useless goat.
Must u scam ppl?wit all ds useless sites dt u ppl create.Ppl wont fall for it.d site sef no get good design.hiss.

@OP i trust dt u r wise enough to ignore dese scammers.
If u wnt crazy money as in money in its lots.
Go into stuffs like Forex,Fixed odds trading,Minutes stocks,Binary options trading.

pick my knife and put it straight up ur @ss

so what makes this funny

Billyonaire: No it not humorless, I actually laughed ecstatically.

Pls pray for me I rarely laugh at jokes any more.Maybe its cos of spendin over a decade @ d business section

I want to receive an award for reading jokes.I already sent my check

legalwealth: That is true man.It's not my fault and it's just that I'm always some time busy with my clients both offline and online or sometime go offline to take some rest.

Sorry about that and I will try to adjust my way of doing that.OK?

Forget d client excuse what about f time u use in postin d preambles,u cud v posted everyting at a stretch.I don't like wat u r doing.u r playin wit ppl's intelligence.Post everytin at a stretch if u r busy u shudnt be here.

skeendyke: Hotprince, I dnt know much or evn anything abt betonmarkets.. I am still struggling to find detail information on how to trade. Pls, I would like to learn from u. I reside at Lagos..

I'm a studnt @ IB i cnt com to lag bt if u cn com to IB i'll teach u.I even trade with ur acc n make profit for u as proof

She should fart in his face.at least na only service rmain make she go serve get better job.

For d man @ 42 he get pikin stil dey deny.na all d ppl frm im village dey do am

pls is dere any pastor here dt cn pray for me to rgain my sense of humour.cos i cnt find anytin funny in all dese junks.

Or is the whole junk simply humorless?

D missing naira abi?

Its d godd@mned 1 naira u furkin kept to ur dam.n self

I don't post,I'm just a reader can I get an award too?how mch b d bribe?

And your company details are.......?

He charges 20k to setup a google adsense site.I got his mails till i was tired n unsuscribed.
He's a blatant scammer

Manweysabi: kindly drop ur number lemme give u a call to manweysabi2012@yahoo.com

I'll contct u asap

d lst time i tried all the pros criticised my methods dey said it was unrealistic.I deal with the run bets, '10% profits' to be specific.here if d no u pick dosnt apper as d lst digit afta d 5th tick u win 10% of ur stake usual time's about 60 secs.
They said it was very risky.But honestly its not at least for me.you just have to know how to play your cards well.There are some nos dt rarely appear.n som won't appear for a whole day.all u need to do is study d market chart.its on dere site.

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