₦airaland Forum

Djicemob:
Just this morning i wanted to blend something with the new blender(or grinder,whichever name you might call it) that i just bought and i notice the number 666 is been encrusted on the appliance,that was when i took out the carton and noticed the name of the said electronic was PYRAMID.

Nairalanders,is this the true defination of an "Endtime Blender"?

Though am not too religious but it kinda feel weird after all the stories about illuminati,pyramid,666 as the mark of the "beast" and all.

. You have been chosen

dre11:
www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/02/21/i-stole-my-boss-car-to-attend-valentine-party-suspect-2/


Pic: Emmanuel John with his boss car

He's really looking like Valentine

henryanna36:
So this also happens in Kenya? According to a Kenyan, Mr. Rich, who shared the photo on facebook, the man pictured above from Kitale had the worst embarrassment of his life when he decided to mess with another man’s wife. As at this morning, they're still glued together.Lol. 

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/02/lol-you-wont-touch-another-mans-wife.html

If it's not in Nigeria, is a movie. Thank you.

nairagossip1:
23yr old Samuel Thompson Mba from the Department of Banking And Finance, Faculty of Business Administration emerged the overall best graduating student of the University of Nigeria Nsukka for 2014/2015 session, this was unveiled in the 45th Convocation ceremony which was held on Friday 19th February 2016 .

The prestigious University of Nigeria Nsukka graduated a total number of 13,554 Students, which includes 85 first class.
Samuel who hails from Afikpo- South ,Ebonyi State emerged the overall graduating student with a CGPA of 4.86

Speaking to 042express.com the active Deeper life Campus Fellowship Member, Samuel disclosed that he studied hard but also put God first and this he said is his little secret, while also advising students to strive for excellence.

In a chat with the Graduating Departmental President Of Banking Finance Mr Kenneth Nwafor, he disclosed that Samuel is an academician as he headed the Student's Association Academic Board and also won an Award of excellence in their Send-forth Dinner.

http://www.042express.com/2016/02/samuel-thompson-mba-emerges-unn-overall.html

Cngrts mhen

yusaze2007:
Cossy Ojiakor looking sexy for FunnyBone Untamed comedy show tonight. See photo below...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCDt0_JnAAd/?taken-by=cossyojiakor

I'm sure when she's upto 70 she will regret all this life she have lived.

Keneking:
She don born

No. She borrow the pikin.

yusaze:
The actress and producer shared this cute new photo of her husband, Linus Idahosa and their adorable baby boy, Maxwell.

"The men in my life..Kisses" She captioned it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCDy2hbGOVj/?taken-by=stephanielinus

Ok. I just saw it. Any gift for me?

edwife:
https://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/4269527.jpg

E no pain me Sir. Beat me in Epl then it will pain me

edwife:
So? If they were winning you would have abused us that we are losing against u18.

I beg even if na U3 we will celebrate, stop wailing.It will not change the score!

you should at least be ashamed of what you celebrate

Ekaka1:
Should have been like 6-7 goals now

You should have been in the pitch to do the scoring.

edwife:
chelsea haters right now aka wailers

https://i.imgur.com/GU7kXdZ.gif

Sir is just ManCity Youth team. U18 team

timidapsin:
Video or I don't believe

Onitsha Market don't notice if One person don't come to Buy. So keep your believe. Because 99% has already believed.

batstan:
You truly need Jesu

Lolz. I think you need him more at least to stop hating people.

LadyBeauty:
http://www.punchng.com/reverend-father-batters-70-year-old-man-for-allegedly-charming-him/

Very wrong of the Reverend Father. He should have believed in God that no evil formed against him that will prosper. What if the man had died in his hands?

vizkiz:
furck off bastard

Na only una waka come.

funnynation:
Maybe the church meant ''wild''. The present state of some Nation now is truely wild. Nothing wey I go see for church banner dis days wey go suprise me.. I don see ''Oku di over ministry Abuja.. Na only for dis town u go see five diff churches for same street and three diff churches for same building..




Nairaland official comedian.

You know what FTC be like.. I dedicate this to my babe.. Siena247

I wonder why you couldn't call that a printing Error. NawaoO.

Everfrank:
You lie! See one of the reasons why he criticised your disgraced hero Jonathan:

You should by now have a less reason to Hate Jonathan. He's the best president to have govern Nigeria since the history of your life and Nigeria. Swallow ur pride and shame the devil.

ozoigbondu:
The old fool is probably somewhere looking for how to blame GEJ for bubu incompetency

Actually the man is here with me, he have since sold out some of his cars in order to be able to fuel the few that's remaining.

HungerBAD:
What?

This is bad. Is there anybody from the Government of Goodluck Jonathan that did not steal? for those that say Nigeria is not a God Worshiping Country, must really not be appreciating what he did by taking these people out of Govt.

Imagine if PDP was still ruling.

you mean the man and the wife is a thief? And if somebody had stolen the Husband's Ten naira and the person happens to be caught, you think the Husband won't kill the person?

baby124:
You hear a work environment is bad. You are begging to enter. Later you will be opening thread about how humiliated you are.

Maybe you heard. One Man Poison, Is Another Man's Meat.

missKiffy:
This job has made me realise that truly we women are the problem of this world. I started this job on the 2nd of November last year and the Manager who happens to be a lady is everybody's problem in that office.

While working there its been one issue or the other, this lady in question is repulsive, cranky, rude, very proud, talks to people anyhow including an elderly man who happens to be the driver, never takes blame for her mistakes but never fails to magnify every other persons mistake. My mind has left the place since the day I found out that she was looking for a replacement for my position, that was late last month, I had initially decided to leave after collecting my salary for that month before I later changed my mind, as at now I don't know if she still intends to find someone else but my mind is just not there anymore, there is nobody they haven't threatened with a sack in that office, in fact a guy was once sacked just a week after he started work. It's just a small organisation with about six staffs including the boss, she's actually in a relationship with the boss and if they do decide to get married I don't even want to be there by then cos if she can be behaving like this when they are only dating i wonder how she will behave when they get married.

I know a lot of people would say it's best to leave your job only when you've gotten another place but you might not understand what's it's like when your mind is not just there anymore. What do you guys think? Do you think I should quit?

Please i would want to take over from where you are about to stop. Please direct me.

purest21:
Could this be the global warming I always hear in all these James bond movies?

I don't know if it's only me that have been experiencing this unprecedented excessive increase in general temperature. Heat just too much abeg!
I end up bathing up to 8 times in just a day even at midnights. There's currently scarcity of normal cold water for bathing in my area; all the taps,pumps and tanks around produce HOT water without anybody boiling them

Just last night I was about to suffocate, even the fan was producing very hot air and I couldn't take it no more. As I tried to lay outside at the balcony I nearly melted; the damn floor has not gotten rid of the afternoon's sun yet. The floor was smoking, I had to improvise then. I filled a bucket with the usual hot water and then brought out 3 sachet water that I had earlier left in the freezer to block. I tore out the sachets entirely and put the bare blocks in my bucket of water (drastic times call for drastic measures) . After some minutes I carried the bucket to the bathroom, took off my already sweat-soaked boxers and as I splashed the water on my body, Lo and behold I just heard the exact sound akara balls make when it's being thrown into hot oil ; I got all fresh again and decided not use the towel so that the refreshing feeling can last a while longer. To my dismay, I got to my wardrobe, searched a few seconds for another boxers, put it on. Then as I raised my head up, I got the feeling of something rushing down my bare back.. (God save me from karashika)

Nwanne I had to improvise again. I changed the position of mattress in a way it's adjacent to the refrigerator. I opened the refrigerator wide open and slept with my head stuck in it.

This morning, it was the sound of the boiling egusi soup I had in the freezer that woke me up. The ice in the freezer had melted and the egusi was having great fun inside the bowl even trying to throw the cover over. As I opened the bowl and interrupted it's little party, it was very unforgiven and threw back at me the most horrible stench I've ever perceived in lifetime. My rich soup has soured!!

Please nairalanders how are your areas let me know if I will have to relocate; and who do we blame for this ??

I blame the exchange rate for this bad hot wheather.

sukkot:
thats his fake name. he is using the paperwork of a dead american citizen named muhammadu. his real name is chinedu ohaneze. i know him personally. he lived on my street in ikeja

Hahahahahahaha. Nice Joke. You made my day complete.

sukkot:
if she was innocent she will not be dead.

You mean bullet wouldn't have killed her? As in Odashi?

Kolababe:
49 year old Nigerian man, Muhammadu Igomigoh, a security guard, shot his Nigerian girlfriend, 44 year old Nnenna Ogbonna, a licensed nurse and then killed himself during an argument at their home in Middle River, Baltimore USA on Tuesday February 16th.

According to police report, Igomigoh and Nnenna had two children together but no longer lived together. Igomigoh lived in the 300 block of Shagbark Road while Nnenna lived in the 700 block of Northrup Lane, where the shooting happened.

Detectives found that he had visited her home on the day of the incident and the two had argued over finances. ‎Igomigoh, who had a licensed gun as a security guard, shot his girlfriend and then turned the gun on himself.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/02/photo-nigerian-man-kills-himself-his.html

Ok. He's 49. And his name is #Muhammadu. Na d same people.

rotimileke:
Audu Ogbeh himself knows that he cant vote for Onjeh Dan.
Onjeh cannot be the arrow head of Idoma Politics.
its David Mark all the way!

He simply don't want to vote.

rotimileke:
Look at him
He is leading with a huge margin already
Watch out for 2019 and see where he will go

That is what you gain when you start sharing the rice early before the Election.

ozoigbondu:
It was gathered that the Minster of Agriculture and Rural Development, Audu Ogbe could not exercise his civic responsibility in the ongoing rerun in Benue South Senatorial District rerun following his inability to locate his Permanent Voters Card.

Its was further gathered that while he could not vote, he immediately left his polling unit in Efugo.

Efforts to get Ogbe failed as he refused to answer or respond to SMS to his mobile line
http://www.punchng.com/audu-ogbe-loses-pvc-fails-vote/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

It was that girl that he took to that Hotel that stole the PVC thinking it's ATM. She drop the card beside our house.

ODVanguard:
Yes bro. Hopefully this will stimulate a more sustainable patronage of local goods. This dollar scarcity is presenting a silver lining for some afterall.

I wonder how what you produce will look like.

arena2007:
who say we no get talent for naija?

If comment now, they will Banned me again, i for tell you who talkam.

maryam6:
Yea, we wedded yrstday

For your mind naw

redcliff:
Trust nigerian bloggers na... they arr the only media problem we have in this country!

Then you know nothing about English media