₦airaland Forum

kurt09:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/200132-ese-oruru-police-seek-secret-trial-yunusa-yellow-remanded-prison-custody.html

Why? Why must it be so? Why do this government enjoy secret things so much? They said the IPOB man's trial should be secret, must everything be in secret?

Famouson:
See beautiful girls looking for money.. .. lol

Na change wahala

emajoe:
PATH Ke?
Na waooooo! Your "education" is only following a PART.
Is travel a path you took in education.

If not that you have shown your level of Stupidity I would have said you are Stupid

tete7000:
How can his travels stabilise oil price? Na wa for this one-chance government.

Travel is part of Education Sir.

Nicur:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/03/12/economy-gone-out-of-buharis-control-says-lai-mohammed/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Liar now have something to say.

HungerBAD:
Wait ohhh.

Na Rice bags them gather so? or na Kpoli? this is a big shame to a person that is suppose to set a good example. The sad thing is, this drugs would have been transported to some people, who after getting high would have started shouting KANU, IPOB, or even MASSOB.

Thank God this Weed no reach that area.

may Thunder Make your phone screem blind. Lolz. U no get work.

midolian:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/03/12/women-lawyers-tackle-ndume-over-call-on-saraki-men-to-marry-more-wives/

Boko Haram sef

His 66 lawyers should remind him

lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?

You still asking where's the fun the fun is in their dirty panties

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

Very Interesting

dainformant:
Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Amaechi was received by a massive crowd which turned out to welcome him at Port-Harcourt airport in Rivers state ahead of the March 19 legislative election rerun. The former governor of Rivers is in the state to lead the All Progressives Congress (APC's) campaign...See more pics below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/rotimi-amaechi-lands-at-port-harcourt.html

Where's the massive crowd??

bloodyBLOGGER:
The 2016 edition of etisalat cliqfest held at the federal polytechnic nekede in owerri, Imo state Nigeria. The show had a huge performance from Mr raw nwanne. A student went home with a brand new car from Etisalat .


www.lifestyletonight..co.ke/2016/03/massive-crowd-as-student-wins-car-at.html?m=1

I can imagine the Joy on that guy's face.

BoneBlogger:
Undoubtedly, this is maximum comfort any president of a nation can get while on air. This is what president Buhari enjoys when he is travels with the presidential jet.

photo credit: Bayo

http://www.metropillar.com/2016/03/see-inside-of-buhari-presidential-jet.html

When he is travels with the Jet or When he's travelling with the Jet? You must be a yoruba poster.

ijustdey:
www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/man-caught-having-sex-with-a-horse/137361.html

Only in Katsina

Relax ManUtd will win the game.

ukeme200:
This afternoon I killed this big snake in my lodge, not too far from my PPA(Girls' Secondary School, Oraifite, Ekwusigo LGA, Anambra State).

This everyday Snake frontpage is making my girlfriend angry.

dre11:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/03/09/how-we-monitor-rob-bank-customers-with-huge-withdrawals-suspect/

A 23year old yoruba man is married, and he's a gang member while other of his mates are in school

fittty:

Na everywia u go just d show sai u be land seller?

Donnetimmy:
No light for the past 3 weeks, so annoying

Enjoy the Change

Ojestas:
Somewhere in IB; where i am, i have not set my eyes on the IBEDC whatever for the past 7 days now.

What's the situation like, in your area? Lets see if this issue is general.

You think say this Change get better thing to offer?

glimpse33:
Cheap Publicity

&


That Won't Make Me Still Like Him

It doesn't matter,
he don't even know you, so stop wasting your time

Made in Kwara State Nigeria

dainformant:
This is why is good for one to curtail what he or she takes when merrymaking so as to coordinate himself/herself publicly...The woman in the picture deemed it fit to unveil her underwear after having a little too much alcohol with her friends at an event...While her friends comported themselves, she doused her highness by nearly going unclad....Big shame....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/see-what-this-woman-did-in-public-after.html

You would have waited for the second person to remove her cloth before snapping naw,

imagine she's about taken the cloth off and you snapped it like that

what a Handsome Son he have there,
devil is a lair
but why Nigerian Celebrities like showing their cars?

McGibson:
Jonathan Beats Annan, Tinubu, Wins African Leadership Magazine Man Of The Year Award.
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"...The news was communicated to the former President in letter signed by Cletus Wortoson, former, Liberian Pro tem Senate president and chair, 2015 African Leadership Person of the Year Selection Committee.

He noted that the selection committee and the African Leadership Advisory Board placed a very high premium on Jonathan’s commitment towards deepening democracy on the continent.

“There is no one best suited at the moment than Your Excellency, to advise the continent’s leaders on the merits of good governance and enduring democracy,” the letter read.

“Your popular mantra of ‘one man one vote’ and ‘my ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian,’ is a message that must be preached loud and clear on the continent, hence our endorsement..."

www.thewillnigeria.com/news/jonathan-beats-annan-tinubu-wins-african-leadership-magazine-man-of-the-year-award/

Hahahaha. Buhari as a President didn't win it, buh Jona who have been at home chopingson food won it.

rattlesnake:
Instead of always praying she js pouting lips girls smh

What are you saying? Shall man live by Bread Alone?

The picture was taken before the incident. Do you mean she should have been praying while they take the picture?

My dear take heart. God knows the best. May Their Souls Rest In Peace.

Toluabigr8:
See the reply I got for asking my boss my february salary

Lolz

Good Reply

finalboss:
na person grandma una kill like dat o..

Lolz

that snake don over live abeg

MRLINGTON:
This is what i saw on ma way home from work this evening at ijebu ode

People gathered to capture the animal including myself...so i decided to share with ma fellow n'landers

Which kind shoe you were for leg like that?

you be Hurter??

ELVISHOT:
https://www.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image.jpg
President Muhammadu Buhari has expressed shock and sadness at the death of Barrister James Ocholi (SAN), who together with his wife and son were killed in a car crash in Abuja on 6 March, 2016.
President Buhari described the Minister of State for Labour’s death as untimely, regretting that Nigeria has lost a key component of the CHANGE agenda.


“Barrister Ocholi was an accomplished and patriotic Nigerian, who was keen to accept the call to service at a time his country needed him,” President Buhari said, adding that in the few months he had been in office, the late minister of state had already begun to distinguish himself through his commitment and dedication to his portfolio.


The late Ocholi has had a long record of political association with President Buhari.
President Buhari also consoled with the government and people of Kogi State, whom he described as having lost a distinguished and irreplaceable son. He prayed that God would comfort them and grant them the grace to bear the loss.


“The entire country mourns the loss of this great man, who has sadly left us when we need him most,” he said.
President Buhari has also sent the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Engineer David Babachir to formally convey the news to members of the deceased family as well as parishioners in his place of worship.


http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/03/06/buhari-mourns-ocholi/

They are still talking about these Change of a thing