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jonvalek:
When i was small, i like cleaning my ears with biro and my mouth will open wide with saliva dripping down and a climaxing-looking eyes. Today i still stick biro in my ears and unconsciously dripping saliva with an orgasm-looking face. Damn! I was caught one day doing it by my 5yrs old daughter and she was like "i think daddy is a baby"...

hefelove:
Seeing cantas on the road, make God kan bless me make he dey infront of car or any thing like post, bro I go imagine my self for field ni straight kan play free kick

Hayee:
Hw do u knw my name lol.

Muhylonaire007:
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One might exhibit a childish act, but you peeing on your body during rainfall actually sound weird, the reason why I asked that question is simple. I can't Imagine myself peeing on my body because rain is falling na... E no sound somehow to you?
TOOOOYIIIIN ye to Sara mo o ti dagba

Toeyean1507:
Egbon, what has age got to do with a childish act you still do while an adult?



You all quoting me are just being hypocritical.
You might find my own weird but I'm sure you are gonna have a definitely weirder one only if you will be truthful.

cmecproblem:
Sleeping with pillow in between my legs...

sparko1:
I think I should delete before someone use it against me in the future. The internet never forget!

sparko1:
Except, even when I was much younger, if you keep quiet the elders just assume you are the guilty party, and those that can talk with a straight face will keep lying about everything, I will know what to say, but before I utter 3 words, I am already crying like a child.

Best option is to stay away from everyone, especially those that want trouble.

sparko1:
Its not pretty, when I was much younger it makes sense but now, its embarrassing, I just mind my business, if anyone offends me, I just let it go.

There is a scenario playing in my head, imagine I have a misunderstanding with my wife and she report me to the pastor and then the pastor say, brother, what really happened and , that will be my last day in church.

JovialJune:
You have got to be kidding me, now i wish to see how a grown ass man cries when narrating a painful ordeal

JovialJune:
Chocolate and ice cream, I've removed two teeth because of it, I still can't do without it, but I've reduced my intake sha

And milk, God I love milk, especially when it's thick, when I'm drinking hot tea, my milk must be more than the hot chocolate, it must be very milky.

Lastly, belching out load when at home, pure bliss, and i hate the fact that I have I control it when I'm outside

sparko1:
Later now you go dey waka like who no dey use toilet, btw, my own is I can't wash my plate immediately after eating, there is no manner of home training, I will put it in the sink first and wash latter.

I love juice, like a lot, this year I must have taken up to 2 drums, yeah, I want to stop but, I can't, I have a special cork tail though!

This last one is shameful, if someone offend me and you ask me to narrate I still find myself crying, how the Bleep is a grown ass man crying, I have tried but nothing work, its like there is a fountain somewhere and I have to stop talking.

KaptainAfrika:
I pick my nose...very soothing...I don't eat it though...

xynerise:
Should we now be proud of being mentally imbalanced?

jagorinho:
lol!! same story here, my father always beat me like a kidnapper any time he caught me playing football, I was a very obedient kid but football accounted for 90℅ of beatings I received during those times, later my father told me he feared I would break my leg that was why he was beating me like an unrepentant hoodlum.

Hayee:
1. I still watch cartoons(sponge bob,fairly odd parents,teen titans is my favourite 4 nw) 2. When i'm taking a drink i usually chew the straw 3. I also play with my navel 4. I still iron milo(to produce that hard choco milo) lol. 5. I still use biscuits to make counterfeit golden morn lol. abeg the list is endless jor

Blackdisciple:
Rough play with babe

Coldie:
I still watch cartoons.

I prefer to talk to myself than to talk to people, it's only once in a while I meet people I can connect with.

Lots of humans are becoming boring or just have different interests. Sth as little as the Mars helicopter that successfully flew in mars them no know.

Only me talking to myself can marvel me of the possibilities and how intelligent I am

Hardeorlah5:

jagorinho:
When I am bored sometimes, I always fantasize I am a professional footballer playing as a striker for Inter Milan banging in goals and fans shouting my name from the stands, till today when such thought strikes my mind, it is very soothing to my soul, do not blame me I was a very good striker ( goal poacher) when I was still playing street football, I was very obsessed with scoring goals that I scored tonnes of it then, ............in Mario Gomez voice " The best job in the world is to be a football striker".

900warriorz:
Somebody should stop me from licking plate and being over happy over the sight of food

chiefobdk:
I have tea in my freezer... Dats always d last thing i take daily...

Cold tea... Pure bliss..

shegzhkn:
Make i add mine.


Dem don take foreign policy and Military movies swear for me.

Madam Secretary

Scandal

Veep

Designated Survivors

White house down

Eye in the sky

13 hours

Act of valor

Lone survivors

Mile 22

Zero dark thirty

Behind Enemy lines : Seal Team X (find X )


And so on.

peacettw:
I love watching the series on nickelodeon and cartoon network. Some of them deserve an Emmy.

Still don't like garri. I force myself to take it cos it prevents colon cancer.

I can watch good sci-fi movies/series all day long. Extraterrestrials and super powers are my specialities.

Funkeshuga:
I play games a lot as a child and I'm Still a lover of game up till date


I don't joke with soccer games

OneKinGuy:
* I still pull my friends chair when they try to sit down expecially in public
* I watch still watch cartoons
* I make funny faces when I make eye contact will someone
*

SeaTrade:
Me too,especially tom and jerry.
Sometimes "the replacements" and some other lovely cartoons haha and I burst out laughing loud most times.

Sometimes my woman use to tease me and say should I put cartoon network for you?

Toeyean1507:
Ara aye jije ni, sista mi

VicM6:
instead of him to reject the job, the job rejected him instead. Na big eye kill baba

alllivesmatter:
Man can now see clearly what's going on in the country. God help us.

Nuelito:
There is nothing wey Musa no go see for gate

Connected1:
He wants to view the entire Lagos from the Apex.
Naija life hard sha, person suppose dae this kind spot once in a while to cool off the head.
It's not for those that are scared of heights, else you won't catch the cruise.