₦airaland Forum

Neutralobserver:
PDP supporter: I blame Buhari

APC supporter: I blame PDP's 16 years of looting

Conservative Nigerian: I blame his parents and his upbringing and the fact he was not serious in school

Liberal Nigerian: I blame society for his ills...and bad governance, and the conservative nature of our country

IPOB: It is because Nigeria has not given freedom to Biafra

Oodua: It is because of no Yoruba naiton, and years of FULANI opression

Miyetti Allah: Someone took his cows away

Fundametalist christian: 5G is of the devil...so that they can give us the Mark of the Beast thorugh the covid vaccine

Fundamentalist Muslim: this is why we need Sharia law in Lagos...

Weed smoker: Wetin my business be with this one. Shebi if government legalize Igbo...

Femminist: I hope they do not blame a woman for this!

Incel: It was because he was dumped by his girlfriend for Dangote's brother's son's nephew....women are bad

Academic Nigerian: It is because he is suffering an extensive misamic attack of the occipitus phallidus....

Superstitious Nigerian: It is because of what his ancestors did in the time of his great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother...

Atheist Nigerian: There is no God, so it does not matter if we pray or do whatever...

Respect

PhilipReigns:
Same thing with me right now, I have an idle 1million naira in one of my account yet don't know what lucrative business to invest in. I have realized that, just like a job opportunity, business too requires experience to be successful in it.

Of course it requires experience and a guide
Or some one who would putcu through, and u pay d person

VicM6:
lol,Na baba cause am na

Bros, abeg stop
This is early morning o,

I don't want make pple dey look at me for my work place because I dey laugh alone

INCREDIBLE007:
Abi o
thank God o

NIGERIA HAS THE CAPACITY TO BE BETTER THAN IT IS CURRENTLY
IF ONLY WE LOVE EACH OTHER

Everything falls and rises on leadership

Faber:
God go do am for you. Amen

Thanks
I'm proud of you though, because it's not easy out there!

INCREDIBLE007:
was tired of staying at home when covid hit and fairmoney has asked it's marketers to pause. I was tired of staying at home
so I got this gateman job via an agent , the house is quite small BUT every morning
(1) you must sweep round the compound ( with Madam2 supervision)

(2) while doing that she'll call you to come in and do some lifting or sweeping after which you'll step out to continue with her supervision.

(3) you'll fetch like 6-8 buckets of water for the house girl to use and for yourself as well
(4) you'll tidy up the rabbit cage and replace their food


while doing all this if you pause for rest, she go shout & trash talk you and will be telling you THERE IS NO JOB IN NIGERIA

I kept my cool and acted like a man

pay was 15k plus #400 daily feeding money

covid is a bastard

I left the Job after like a week for a very good job

Thank God

Karleb:
Keep them coming!

Nigerians are just wicked. It's funny that those that passed through this hardship will still subject others to same hardship or worse when they have their own companies.

That's the problem

How would I struggle and at the end of the day, my struggle then became fruitful

Only to now exploiting and maltreating pple working for me. NEVER

I rather pray make God kill me

VicM6:
baba got a contract to dig a soak away(5 in numbers). Baba decided to do it alone without collecting any body.... we later had the job rejected baba bcus na 8 pile of water baba receive 4 hospital after 4days of work.

VicM6:
baba got a contract to dig a soak away(5 in numbers). Baba decided to do it alone without collecting any body.... we later had the job rejected baba bcus na 8 pile of water baba receive 4 hospital after 4days of work.

This got me

abeg, I no know wetin I wan type again I swear if I die of laughter they will come and arrest u wherever u dey

ZINIIBANKS:
Not many people are destined to be lucky, but we are all destined to have opportunities. Try to make very good use of them cause when they slip you by it's takes time before another one comes your way
- Emilliano Zapata

Word

Faber:
Team self employed.

I employed myself and others working for me. I go to work anytime I feel like. I no dey go today sef

I have never attended a job interview and will neve all through my life

This is my aim in some years to come

And I promise my heart not God
(because e fit not happen as I wish)

That I would be feeding my staff members or workers at least 2 or 3 days a week

TheEnygma:
Job at a small guest house, 4pm- 8am...
Job description; Receptionist, room steward, cleaner , laundry man and security and the salary was not even up to 20k..... I ran for my dear life before I come die before my time .

Some employers are just wicked, most of them take advantage of the high rate of unemployment in the country

to either maltreat or underpay staff since they know that they'll always be someone else who's desperate for the job.

This is what I usually tell my friends

ennyj01:
Got a marketing job with a new generation bank.
The pay was 45k
2 days in the office and 2 days outside sourcing for customers.
We are to bring 3 million monthly, I ran and I did not look back.

The second one was recently
Got a tentative offer (no offer letter yet though), will be paid 25k monthly for two months during the training. After training the successful guys will be retained and pay increased, the increased pay is not up to 100k though.

Come see d way I was laughing alone, u would think av gone mad

Daddyvibez:
Work 7:30am-7pm weekdays 17k,if u come late 500 naira deduction...

Pple wicked sha

Theboy21:
If it were the other way round, many nairaland niggas for line up to go bang pussy and get paid, but as them see say na gay shit they were disappointed

Very well said

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

Sha dey use us catch cruise
U've got sense of humour there Mr. Man

Rip sir
A true leader

smallsmall:
If not that Amaju Pinnick also has an enduring benefit is Rohr's appointment, should he not have a provision is his Contract which has similar Clause that he cannot show interest in Coaching another team, while under the employment of Nigeria or he would be summarily terminated?
Is it that Amaju Pinnick is dumb or like most corrupt Nigerian Officials who sign contracts that put their own country in jeopardy, he just created a situation whereby "the Rohr sleaze" can run forever?

It is a Big Shame

U are very correct, abeg

smallsmall

smallsmall:
Between the NNPC, the National Assembly and the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF), l dont know who is MORE CORRUPT but l can say for sure that the NFF is more run-like-a-MAFIA.

The fact that we can keep this failure of a Coach for almost five years, without having a viable Nigerian Successor in place, shows the level of corrupt-benefit that the NFF Board, especially its Chairman, is getting from Rohr's Contract.

It is even a shame that at this point, with 200Million Football fanatic citizens, we cant raise just ONE MAN, One Man, who can manage our National team (we might have one "Oyinbo Adviser", since we are so inferior we think we cant succeed without the assistance of a White Skin!), ... to assist him.
It is obvious to any patriotic Nigerian that we have not benefited from this Rohr's involvement with our football.
Touring the World and begging Players of "Nigerian roots" to come and play for Nigeria, is not the work of a Football Coach! His job is to develop the football in the country and Rohr has failed woefully in this, apart from failing woefully to improve the performance of our National team.
Nigeria can produce five different "National teams" at the same time, we have so much abundance of talent to pick from, so being Nigeria's Coach is usually a walk in the Park, for any Coach that knows his Onions, not the likes of Geradt Rohr.

Dont expect Amaju Pinnick to be the one to do the right thing, he is the highest beneficiary of the rot and corruption in the NFF, just like other Chairmen before him.

I know some will point to other countries with foreign Coaches but l want to ask such people: How many Home-based Player does such foreign Coach, has in that countries National team? How many local players has such Coach featured in the Country's National team in five years?
Compare the answer to what Rohr is doing and you will see that the performance and outcomes are not the same.

Let us train, send on foreign courses, employ, empower and pay as the same rate as we pay people like Rohr, our own local Coaches, that is the only way we can develop our National Team and National League.
The "Mafia" benefiting from the Corruption attached to employing a foreign Coach for the National team are "The Enemy of the Nigeria State".

U are very right, but please

smallsmall

mrkings84:
Then give the money to those few ones...

Which few ones?

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Elvis2kay:
:

he himself shock

punisha:
last picture...

that guy suppose be Musa grandpa but what do we know?

Ask am im age na 21years old u go hear.

Those ones are just playing for fun

ZIINI:
As a man I'll continue the fuçking journey
As a woman I'll still continue the fûcking journey
Mo yawerey gan

Ko wa gbodo poju nah

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aysuprano:
30k in imo bro, you'll even achieve better things

Let me share my story as an example

After school I got a 70k job in Lagos

I had to live in a friend's parent house cos I had no one in Lagos

The job was on Island and I stay on the mainland

Transportation alone was bout 1kplus to and fro plus feeding costed me almost 2k on a daily basis

Coupled with the stress it was really tough

I leave my house 4:30 every morning and get back home 11pm sometimes

After working for a year plus my greatest achievement was like 2 polo shirt

And I knew I wasn't living healthy, eating junks and having poor sleeping schedule

I decided to move back to ibadan in my parents house

I was linked with a job in IB the offer was 35k, I initially rejected the offer cos I felt a whole me wey dey collect 70k for Lagos thats half of my former job

My mom convinced me that I should take the job till I get a better offer

To cut the long story short I took the job and in less than a year got my own apartment very close to where I work and I'm planning to own a POS shop soon as a side hustle cos I found it easy to save up here in IB

All these I couldn't achieve even tho I was earning double while in Lagos na only hype I dey get say I dey work for Lagos

So my brother i think the 30k in imo is better if u plan right and have your people (family) around u

What of us that are born in Lag

Guy, Na because u no know u way

Though, there are some elements of truth in what u typed,

In Lag, if ur salary is not that high, u av to be a rule player on how to spend ur money

U av to know the do's and dont's

ThisCouldBeUs:

What's all these nah

mrkings84:
The first solution is, go[b] make money.[/b]

The second solution is equivalent to the first,[b] go make much money.

Finally, the third and the last solution is, [b]go make too much money.[/b]



By the time this is done, Omo, Na Dem go dey rush u and your message!!!

Happy dating!!!!

I'm working on the first three emboldened, it's just a matter of time

@ the last bold, rather than give my money to these hoes, I would donate it to the orphans and the less privileged ones,

because without your money, u are nothing to them
However, this is not applicable to all of them, there are still good ones out there

Same thing as we men

Nonexistent:
She don't do dicks anymore meaning she became a lesbian bro.

How did you come to this conclusion?
Or lemme say
How did you find out she turned to a lesbo?

Nonexistent:
You may be right about the ones that dye their short hairs. I have one that I used to Bleep long time ago but the last I found her number and called her, she told me she don't do dicks anymore. The thing tire me. This girl is super fine, slim body with big boobs and wide hips.

She's waken up

Or probably one of her close friends has married

Time for her to be serious about her life and find a good suitor

femi4:
You can start all over again. You can still do the business in some states like Lagos

Lagos business requires huge capital and a good location

And u will need someone to put u through

Though, d type of business person wan do matters as well