₦airaland Forum

Soloboss534:
Hahahahahahah
Omor ehn this nairaland na comedy zone
Abeg make all of una no kee me with laugh

WILLuKPquiet:
Buying weird snacks Everytime we went out together like a real bush girl.

Dodo ikire
Aadun
Wara



Gradually I withdrew

Munzy14:
lmaoo...it's a huge turn off watching a lady eat like say the food go run...

YourVILAGEpeple:
After several encounter and frolicking with chubby, Thick and dark gals... I don't even give myself change to notice their kind. I understood I am only in love with Slim And Naturally fair Gals.... Fine ones oh...

So... I dated this gal for 5years... Chubby and short with a degree of Pot belle... and I know... If I eventually get married to her... Am in for a pot bellied wife after having 1 kid..... I had to cut communication, babe started Nagging.... I had to tell babe that she nags alot... Na so I end am. Babe dey curse her papa(me) till today.

Another Chubby and dark Huge Assed babe.... I noticed the smell of Shit each time I take the Doggy style.... Na so I quit plus she started bleaching her dark skin... Probably cos she got to know I like Fair Gals...

There is this other Fine gal... It was Obvious she loved me... But I am not in for that cheating shit... I collected my 10% and told her am in a relationship and I can't continue...LOL.

Collected my Percentage from another and told her I can't date her cos she kills me with Voice and video calls every minutes....If na like this her mama take Call her Papa, them for get house to sleep in?

I am happy I am with my Perfect Human now.... No probs again...

samonak:
I saw her single handedly consume 4 wraps of eba! It broke my heart

SweetDipBenny:
We got nothing in common. U leave bathroom go inside kitchen d brush mouth. Different lifestyle

AfroKnight:
Found out her dad was a policeman.

philanthropic:
We started dating, then one day we were talking together on phone and she said "where did you went?".... That stuff discouraged me...I later parted without saying breakup

Truvel:
Good Day Fellas,
Those Whom We Think Are Humble & Nice Are Only Humble & Nice Because They Haven't Make It Or Gotten What They Want. Immediately, They Get It, Reverse Is D Case. I'm Talking 4rm Experience & Dat's D Ugly Truth. U Can Share Ur Experience Regarding Dat.

TheEnygma:
She refused to give me punna but wants to collect me money.... I just japaa go begin dey knack her friend we been don dey give me green light before.

lkillbrokehoes:
Some things that are meant to be private aren't private anymore

SimplyFacts:
Ki ni ese mi?

E ma binu, sa.

SimplyFacts:
My Ex once complained that I've stopped calling & sending love texts like I used to do. I just told her that only Bleep-boys/play-boys do that regularly,,, weytin dey my mind pass sitting down to compose love texts up&dan




Some already mentioned on Lala's thread that it's enough to go round.

O de ba olugbon, o mu mo 'ra ni oo.

Take heart in advance.

RMoneyInTheBank:
Yet his master still described him "as an honest person"

Amalekki:
Respect to Don Jazzy. Blessings Olamide. Hardworking folks!

MickzyDonald:
with all this restitution,i hope big man ain't seeing the future of kicking the bucket, but aside from that, i love the spirit he used in apologizing,you are still one of the kings man

Lashist:
This one wey jazzy dey spill things...is it that he has realized some kind thing about life or what??

Vinaluv:

Greystone:
I was just like you about 10 years ago.

I don't know who I pity more; foolish present You or my 10 year old former foolish self

post=100468492:
Kill them all

orohbiro:
No go better for u

orohbiro:
No go better for u

Cherez:
Don't mind those unrepentant tribalists claiming useless umpires
Their children will grow up one day & still remain in this mess they are supporting
I got banned for saying is cursed but the idiot has been calling people pigs, swines etc but never get banned
NL mods & pettiness

Cc: Mind44 I beg come ban me again
Nonsense

Farid24224:
Watching horror movies stimulate your adrenal glands and the rate your body produces hormones like epinephrine, acetylcholine. That's why you get scared whenever you watch those.. It's just like you worked out for an hour when you watch a horror movie...You have high rate of heartbeat, vasodilation of tissue which produces sweat...It must not be late at night though.

Farid24224:
Do you know medically horror movies are recommended

Frontail:

dawnomike:
Good job by the medical who reattached the finger... I doubt he will be back in the hexagon to ever fight again.

post=100459027:
As we always put it on this forum : Rumors are spread by fools and believed by idiots

Some swines, enemies of the state, AKA, children of hate, frustrations and perdition were all happy and shining their brown, dirty teeth over this sad news about the pilots.

All the evil, sorrow, tears and blood these enemies pray for will never depart from their miserable lives.

No be curse,
Na FACT.

(CHILDREN Of perdition, you can quote this if this gets to your bone marrow).

GOD BLESS ALL OUR MILITARY PERSONNEL.
God bless Nigeria ��