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Hilarious.

This one pass Nairaland o.  Please take her to the Docitaaar. 

@ D-sense. Kool and nice

I agree with aisha2 on this one.  It is not easy to squat with someone especially an older relative.  
Get your own place.  Now he has to move in with you since he resigned because of you.    
How was he when had a job?   He seems like a reasonable man by not encouraging you to get a place on your own.  If he is a good man, then give him sometime and he will catch up with you financially.  All the best to both of you.

LMAO hehehe. Too funny.

I beg don't turn your back on the gay man o. very daaangaaarors.

@ Poster. What where you high on?   

@ work and sneaking into NL to catch some laughs every now and then. 

You all are great.

D-sense, why U dey join cheap az poster naw. I think say U be Mr Romantic be4 o.

@ Poster, you non wan buy nice panties but you wan see her catwalk in them for you. Mtcheewww. Cheap Man.

Yep, it is nobody's cupotea.

@ Chioga, you just agreed with me.  Read my previous post on days of wetness.    OV discharge is a few days of the month.

LOL! Yeye 190 again. Nope; I don't trust your intensions.
On the other hand, why don't you tell us about the male whitish stuff.

@ Oludashmi You can do weaves/braids until the natural hair grows and then maybe do sister locks. You have to really care for natural hair tho.

Missy ★ B:
Are you sure you're a woman? Does vagin[i]a[/i]l discharge ring a bell?

Yep she is a woman. Mamagee is correct. Any abnormal/plenty discharge is a sign of infection. Some females are very sensitive down there and things like panties, pads, dongs etc can cause irritation or infection. Many of our girls don't go for check ups and just assume that all discharges are normal. Just like not all discharges are normal for guys as well.

Like I mentioned before; woman are most wet some days of the month (the normal love juice ). Anything outside that is off and needs to be checked or fixed by antibiotics. It is no big deal.

@ Orton1_0.  Yep; I won finish romance.  LOL.   

@ 190.  Muuuuuu.  My love songs plenty above and you can add the one Mrs, Eve just added to the list.  "I wanna s3x you up"  LOL.  Mrs, Eve I likey but please non use laugh kill me o.   

Orton1_0:
@listentome, ma dear am sorry if i was rude. K.

@Htowneve, tanks babe.

Mrs, Eve you too. LOL.
Your song romantic pass sef.

Too funny.

see yeye 190.  So those are your romantic songs.  Kai.  

LMAO.

You said you have a PHD in it; so you should know it is not a disease but some love juice.   

Guys advise this girl now. Or post the link you mentioned. She is new. Thanks.

I am sorry, the weeding part is hilarious. 
Maybe he is smoking weed and getting stoned all day. 

Then

190:
[color=deeppink]now i see why coolababe said weeding,

poster tell her 2 go ahead with the marriage

most peeps abroad smoke or drink or do both,

besides your subject is weeding not wedding!! [/color]

LMAO

LOL! YEYE.

Awwww you guys are so romantic and funny.      

Let's Get It On- Marvin Gaye (This is the shish)
Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You-Lauryn Hill

But we could use some Patra below as well. LOL.    or Mad Cubra: Flex Time to have s3x.  JJokn. 

Patra featuring Yo-Yo

Romantic Call

My property is my property

I'm on a romantic call
Talkin' to my baby
Don't  me lord
I'm on a romantic call
Such a broad

Watch this
Hello mommy
Can I speak to bobby
I'm feelin' very lonely
Mommy workin' for me
I'm on the phone
I want to talk to my baby
On call up in California
Lonely  make your  sexy

I'm on a romantic call
Talkin' to my baby
Don't let me lord
I'm on a romantic call
My man such another broad
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Watch it!
I wanna  that's drivin' in his Caddy
Dressed in his kahki
Hangin' with the
Extra extra sexy
Wanna roll in a butter
That's right I'm top
Gotta be sister
To put the skin
Skin you won't be in
Or should I
I'm like a

Common Ladies.

Just because some girls like freedom from undies doesn't mean they are dirty. chai. It is a personal thing.
Remember wetness is only somedays in a month (Biological) for women. Unless maybe stroked by BF
Wet days are a few days before OV and during your cycle. And even if them wear jeans without nko? Them wow wash am now.

Yes, it might even be easier to fall in love with a cyber person because you can't see his/her flaws.  But be careful not to.  Wait until you actually meet the person and spend sometime with him or her.   

LOL!

hiiii haaaa. (Dancing like a Texan Country girl)

Sorry poster. You fell flat for that one. She did let you know from the get go that she non won date you but you thot she was a fool and said you wow manage. She didn't play you. She gave you signs that she non want abi?

But hey, everybody plays the fooool sometimes. Who sang that song?

LOL!  Yep.  40% yes and 60% no.  

And 190 gives very, very good advices.  IWLD for that one.  
But NL is place to laugh and have fun.  
A lota people give good advice and alota people have great sense of humor.  

I second that.  That is some beautiful dark skin.  

Oh crazy 190.
she said yes to Bras and no to panties. LOL.

Awww Kpele.  It is a lot of work keeping up with little girl's hair. 
I don't condone using chemicals at an early age.  I am glad my parents did not.  My scalp is very tender and I can't handle relaxers even at this grown age.      They cut my hair until teenage.    Well I had strict parents and didn't have much say growing up. 

Take your time when doing her hair.  Comb little sections at a time and braid every weekend as mentioned by some NL sisters above.

Long distance relationships are not by choice in most cases.
Some couples have to go through it to stabilize their families. The couples involved should not be jealous and shouldn't focus on the cheating part but be ready to make sacrifices. Both parties, especially the men are most likely going to mess with some one else.

baby.me:
I wouldn't do it. I have an uncle that comes to Naija ONLY when it's time for the wife to get pregnant. He's been home 3 times in 5yrs,they have 3 kids. SMH

That's just very saaaaad.