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English is not our language and hearing some spitting shyte
sometimes can be very frustrating..
Here are some of the few interviews done with #
DeGea, # YayaToure, # ArseneWenger, #
JoseMourinho, # DidierDrogba, # DembaBa
1. Dea gea
Interviewer: So Dea gea, tell us about ur
family.
Dea gea: I have one kids and two brothers.
There is one in front and one behind me.
2. Yaya Toure
Interviewer: Yaya, u seem to
have hit such a vein of form and u also appear
more fitter. What is ur secret?
Yaya: When I
get up in the morning I run away
3. Wenger
Interviewer: we just want to use this platform
to wish u happy birthday.
Wenger : oh oh
thank u , thank u and the same to u.
4. Mourinho
Interviewer: U have helped Chelsea to win this
match, so where to from here?
Mourinho: ooh we are going home
5. Ba
Interviewer: Ba , how do u feel after
not being able to convert the penalty kick?
Ba : I feel immediately!
6. Drobga
Interviewer: You played so well today
but u lost the match. What do u say to that?
Drobga: Hmmm. We donate everything to

You lie sotey....... Buhari wan repeat primary one

I'm.stil a virgin afterall.......

Pervert

FriedPlantain:
How come smoking igbo didn't make your list There is no better way to improve your memory than smoking at least 7 wraps of igbo daily. Believe me

I concur........

Buh d 7 raps part tho'

All dis for A's...... I ll give it a try

Where,s joyce

kilokeys:
falz the badt guy... mehn.. i wan laff craze for im IG vids

His accent is one of a kind..... He shd consider doing comedy

damoskiy:
yea....morning....u neva pay for d role wey u act ooo....u knw u have to settle ur oga to market u well...just pm me airtel 5000...Don't Thank me....

Mawnin' sir.... Buh u told me when u get paid, u ll alert me,no b u tell me say I'm super talented..... If I send it, will u giv me d lead role in ur next movie

Falz.....d bahd guy

damoskiy:
yes....we drank together abi....waka pass...

Shiii!!!.......Mr producer/director, u for gimme better role nw

Btw... Hope u've withdrawn d cash

damoskiy:
Too much holiday...na for person to fat remain.....enjoyment starts frm monday to friday....
Queue for Atm go plenty die....lemmr rush to the bank before people start queing.

Lolz..... Are you drunk

princetunex:
What?! You believe in internet dating or marriage? Doesn't work bro

Naah....it Doesn't have to be on the internet,

perhaps....they could meet someplace in the real world

ireneony:
I pray you will marry an ashawo as your future wife....amen

Dats nt kul......he might probably be your future husband

Why do they reveal their cleavage if they want em to be seen...... Is it nt meant for viewing pleasure

Sunshinelady:
. Hahaha, e don becom crime to know book

I tire o....nd when u tell him u were nt aware of d copycat, he wants to knw y u choose nt to cover ur booklet....


It was so damn annoying...

The ones who see a fellow student dubbing you from behind..... Decides to sieze ur script and exonerate the copycat....

Gays

Onomatopoeia...... Things are happening

My friend is homophobic....yet he still finds pleasure in watchin lesbians do their thing,but he can't stand male gays... Is something wrong with him

.

OP....pls lemme book space

Its nothíng.. Dats hw we roll!

Rili....Why would i even need to go thru a lady's phone


No Time...

xtervaganza:
u don't sound you're humble

Of cos' i am... Im d simplest man alive...

besides,i was jus statin d obvious'