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2gbasky22: MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO

PLEASE.........



1) If he calls you and your
phone
is off, he thinks you’re
cheating….
then he sends a sms saying
“don’t
tell me the battery story
coz I
know that line”
2) If u TREAT him nicely, he
says u are TOO IN LOVE,
moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are
PROUD
3) .If u DRESS NICELY, he
says u are
trying to LURE other men;If
u
DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
4) If u ARGUE with him, he
says u are STUBBORN, too
manly; If u
keep QUIET, he says u have
no
BRAINS, a walkover;
5) If u are SMARTER than
him,
you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's
SMARTER than u, he is
GREAT.
6) If u don't LOVE him, he
tries to
POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He
takes
you FOR GRANTED. (very
true
huh?)
7)If u don't MAKE LOVE to
him, he
says u DON'T LOVE him; If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP...
If u tell him your
PROBLEMS , he
says u are TROUBLE; If u
DON'T, he
says u don't TRUST him.
9) If u SCOLD at him, u are
treating
him like a CHILD; If he
SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he
CARES for u.
(lol)
10)If u BREAK your
promise, u
cannot be TRUSTED; If he
BREAKS
his, it is circumstances
beyond his
CONTROL.(yea rite!)
11)If u SMOKE, u are a BAD
girl; If
he SMOKES, he is
GENTLEMAN.
12) If u do WELL in your
career,
it's LUCK ; If he does WELL,
it’s
definitely BRAINS.
(luck?)
13)If u HURT him, u are
CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you
are
too
SENSITIVE !!
HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO GET IT
RIGHT??
14)If u send this to guys,
they will
swear that it's not
true.......but if u
don't, they say u are
selfish.....

Do u agree!

AM NOT INCLUSIVE THOUGH!

k2039: Op you just committed a serious offence called plagiarism.
Show the link

dagr8: You must be joking right? i reject it 4 u

ayobase: U shldnt be bitter about it.
Its just a piece of advice and not a command!

ijawkid: When the isrealites offered up burnt offerings to Yahweh it was a straight instruction from Yahweh to them...

All the festivals and commemorations the isrealites did were lucid commands from Yahweh himself....

Sabbath
Festival of unfermented cakes
Passover celebration
Festival of pentecost...
Etc...

All were written down commands for the isrealites....

Don't u dare compare yourself with the Jews....the Jews never snatched any pagan holiday to please Yahweh with it...ofcus u know what happened whenever they did that..Yahwehs anger blazes on them....
Yahweh warned them not to near the baal worshippers talk less of snatching a date dedicated to baal,to worship Yahweh..

Now I want u to tell me how d christmas u do came about........is it biblical??is it a command from Jesus??or what??did the apostles do it??did 1st century christians ever celebrate xmas??

And I will tell you a million times that Jesus has no connection with christmas......absolutely no connection.....its all pagan...

God2man: 1. If you are not married, you will hate the fatherly advice.

2. If you are not in a position to settle quarel among the married couple, you will never understand the reason behind the fatherly advice.

Above all, it is an advice from an experience man of God, who is old enough to be our father. I think a wise person should sit down and think about the advice. Let's take his fatherly advice and work on it. If you neglect his advice, then it does not show you are ready for marriage. A wise man preparing for marriage will surely meditate on what the man of God has said, even though the advice seems to be hard, it is something to watch out for while preparing for marriage. The house is already divided immediately you go to another church. There are so many things that are not the same, for example, you are from different families, with different background. So, when you are including different churches(e.g, RCCG and CAC) to all the differences will become a huge task to manage when you are married.

The truth is always bitter, very stubborn but it will always triumph.

God will help us to do the right thing. Amen.

God bless you.
God2man.

destinedtee: @OP: A very good thread .God bless you real good.Personally i believe we all have a general purpose which is to please God according to Rev.4:11 but there are certain specific things God wants us to do and this varies from person to person.Yours might be quite different from mine.I believe i already know mine and i am trusting God to help me fulfill it.Thanks.Keep Ablaze for God.

k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]BEST ANSWER[/size][/color]

musKeeto: Amazing argument coming from one who was lambasted on his 'categorization' thread by his fellow believers.

Most of you are hypocrites. Religion just makes you feel better about it.

uhonmora: shamarabaka rekekemo skinteleshibabaramaya.

musKeeto: Luke 6:37
"Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned.

This is the word of El Shalldie, HellOweHim, The Great Eye Am, The One and Only Jealous God..

plappville: Thats why you re called today, God call sinners to repentance, but not all are privillaged to have this grace, Only those called.
Alot of people have heard the Gospel uncountable times, yet would give deaf ears to it, its because they are under the curse of Satan:

2 Corinthians 4:4 The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God

plappville:
Thats why you re called today, God call sinners to repentance, but not all are privillaged to have this grace, Only those called.
Alot of people have heard the Gospel uncountable times, yet would give deaf ears to it, its because they are under the curse of Satan:

2 Corinthians 4:4 The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God

And Christ made it plain that convertion is not by our own power, So It is God who decides to show mercy. We can neither choose it nor work for it.

For no one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws them to me, and at the last day I will raise them up. -John 6:44

For God said to Moses, "I will show mercy to anyone I choose, and I will show compassion to anyone I choose." for it. -Romans 9:15,16
For you have been given not only the privilege of trusting in Christ but also the privilege of suffering for him.- Philippians 1:29

I pray you continue in loving God.

And Christ made it plain that convertion is not by our own power, So It is God who decides to show mercy. We can neither choose it nor work for it.

For no one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws them to me, and at the last day I will raise them up. -John 6:44

For God said to Moses, "I will show mercy to anyone I choose, and I will show compassion to anyone I choose." for it. -Romans 9:15,16
For you have been given not only the privilege of trusting in Christ but also the privilege of suffering for him.- Philippians 1:29

I pray you continue in loving God.

k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]
I'm sure you are not older than 22[/size][/color]

k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]

Is it proper to address God as ''it"
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ifeness: "TO HEAR FROM HIM" Are you implying God is a male figure?

obowunmi: Age range of people on this thread: 13 - 20 pls focus on school.

plappville: The OP is a christian, so how do you want her to practice safe s.ex?

VolvoS60: "Waiting" is the way to go. It really is.

You don't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, STIs, etc.

And then there's the emotional cost (particularly for females) of a failed relationship. A broken (non-sexual) relationship can be incredibly hard to get over, not to talk of an sexual one.

If you wait, you'll save yourself a lot of heartache.

obowunmi: That's merely your opinion and nothing wrong with that.

musKeeto:

obowunmi: All women having sex should practice safe sex. You have abortion when you don't practice safe sex. Pls stop being ancient.

Not all doctors don't detect impotency issues -

k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]
The spiritual prilgim must have a way of communicating with God and it is true the spirit,no human words can adequately communicate Gods word or His thought or His Ideas,no human words can adequately communicate our deepest thought to God.Our human words are not santified enough to address God,we have the tongue of the spirit to address God properly

To be full of the Holy Spirit means thats where you live
[/size][/color]nough said,I know how I reacted wen I was baptised by the Holy spirit and Its still there even today,I know I will never speak in tongues.Never,God had already made a way for me,I have to follow his lead not question why he gave me gifts that others don't have or why I don't speak in tongues.

Brother,just because most of you speak in tongues it doesn't mean you are stronger in faith than us but your works should determine your potential in this ministry.

k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]It has a lot to do with the future,only God knows the future,I agree totally[/size][/color]



[color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]I beleive when you date a girl you leading her on and to me thats not fair(I maybe wrong but thats what I think)
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plappville: @thread, i found Christ some years after i got married so i didnt have same experience as you. But as a Christian, if you and ur partner are true believers, you will definately abstain. Kissing can be very tempting, if you do not trust it. Its better to avoid it. But nothing is wrong in holding hands. You will need God to help you through this period.seek him more. I do not see why people say its hard to abstain.
I believe Its just a thing of the mind. Apart from been a Christian. Its safer and proper to Abstain.

Do not be decieved with the "Impotent" issue, if you have doubt and want to be sure you can asked for medical reports. This is how Brothers in the churuc decieve sisters. I want to be sure you are not a baren !! Before you know it, secret abortion is done. Under the eyes of God. So rampant out there !!

Guitarlife: Yeah, it's cold here too and so much rain . Bella hope you're good. Laawd know's where dagr8 is ?