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Christianity Etc › Re: Either You Unite With The Church Doctrine Or You Are Against The Bible...... by HumbledbYGrace(f): 8:36pm On Oct 12, 2012
Because everyone wants us to wat they grew up being tought they will force a donkey to drink even wen it doesn't wanna drink.

M out
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 8:27pm On Oct 12, 2012
cowgurl: Please don't bring that topic up Cuddles, lol.

**Hugssssss** thank you for having me.


Hello everyone, am a newbie on here.
Hello there glad to hv u here,we cud do with female balence
vescucci: Lol. I could have been fooled.



It seems I sorta kinda like miss you too
u sorta!kinda?
Christianity Etc › Re: Lets Talk; Christians Dating Unbelievers. by HumbledbYGrace(op): 8:18pm On Oct 12, 2012
Guitarlife: *just passing by o* I don't understand why you are all bent on convincing or confusing humbled. Let her hormones do the talking will y'all. I sincerely want to ask her a question but she will snap. Humbled honey, promise me you won't.
I won't snap GT I promise
Christianity Etc › Re: Lets Talk; Christians Dating Unbelievers. by HumbledbYGrace(op): 11:21pm On Oct 11, 2012
[quote author=Bélla3]hmmmm, are you sure?[/quote]200% sure
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:18pm On Oct 11, 2012
*waves @ everyone.Missed u terribly but life keeps me far from u sad*

Ill be free 2mrw tho wats for da weekend?Friday night in maybe?
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 11:11pm On Oct 11, 2012
k2039: if you check the meaning for mermaid,you will realise that's what you just described
And I said I don't believe in mermaids unless they r little devils.

They r not the works of God same goes for Harry Potter crap tho it was just imagination
Christianity Etc › Re: Lets Talk; Christians Dating Unbelievers. by HumbledbYGrace(op): 11:07pm On Oct 11, 2012
[quote author=Bélla3]eh? So u have been romancing MY muskeeto behind my bck?
MUSKY? COME AND EXPLAIN OH. Or else...[/quote]Not in my widest dreams m a nun remember?this boyfriend of urz just snarled and I could read his teeth.
Christianity Etc › Re: Either You Unite With The Church Doctrine Or You Are Against The Bible...... by HumbledbYGrace(f): 10:32pm On Oct 11, 2012
ijawkid: What is purifying us from sin and death??

Jesus birth or death??

Oya when was Jesus born??

Dec 25th??

Uh??
I don't really care his birthdate I will celebrate it weneva it pleases me.

Sha I asked u if we would hv been saved if christ was never born stop acting like a child.The topic is bwt Christmas not Death.

*as I continue to climb mount EVEREST alone*
Christianity Etc › Re: Lets Talk; Christians Dating Unbelievers. by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:25pm On Oct 11, 2012
muskeeto2: Apologies to HBG, not for my msgs but for hurting you. I'd advise that you work on your temper. It was nice knowing you.
U didn't hurt me dear,we just don't see eye to eye so I couldn't keep u on my BBM.I don't work like that,u and me were like trying to put a frog and a poccupine in the kraal so the frog needed water and the poccupine needed freedom.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:12pm On Oct 11, 2012
inurmind: Eya, here to save the damsel in distress. You go hercules!cheesy
m not in distress
k2039: @OP,their is a clear difference between illuminati and mermaids,not like they are related.
Never mentioned a mermaid!Someone else suggested that we call mrs fish a mermaid and so u know,I don't believe there is sumthing called a mermaid unless its da devil
plaetton: That's the real tragedy.

Let me tell you a story.

While I was still in secondary school, one of my cousins brought her new husband to introduce to our extended family. This guy was one of the pioneer pentecostal preachers/fraudsters.
He announced that had come on a mission from god to cleanse our family from evil ancestral spirits that was hindering progress. As young as I was then, In my mind I said, what else is new?
So one early morning , he called out everyone for deliverance and special prayers, focusing especially on the females.
So one by one, each person would kneel down, he would speak in tongues, command his imaginary demons to come out, and then he and his wife would gently push the person down to the ground when they would remain with their closed for a few minutes and then he would command them to wake up and stand up.
I found this to be very fascinating and could not wait till it was my turn to fall into the trance and confront my own demons.

So finally it was my turn. I knelt down closed my eyes and eagerly expected something to come over me as he started muttering his gibberish.
Nothing happened, then I noticed that they started to push me down, but I resisted and stood my ground.
The wife gently wispered to me not to resist, so I allowed them to push me down. when that happened, everyone shouted hurray. I opened my eyes and stood up to see what they were shouting about. The fraudster was so embarrassed because I had not acted according to his script.

I could not understand why everyone was eager to act just as the fraudster had wanted them to. It was obvious to me then that these fraudsters first stoke fear and anxiety in their victims and then the go on to exploit them.
It is really that simple.
I saw sumthing like that on tv,this pastor would pray and then as ppl line in front of him to lay hands,he would make sure that he rotates ur head,others would stand their ground while others would duck but anyway my pastor don do such rubbish
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 2:56pm On Oct 11, 2012
muskeeto2: and there's an innocent girl is at the center of the stupidity..
grin grin cheesy cheesy its not funny but I just had to laugh
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 2:30pm On Oct 11, 2012
plaetton: I agree that you and I are definitely living in different universes.
The internet seem to be our interface.
Hhhmm, I wonder what the internet is made of and how it came to be.

Let me guess,
1. The internet is a spiritual link that connects people from different places?
2. The internet is a gift from jesus/god/holy spirit?
3. The internet is product of foolish, carnal, satanic science? NOOOOOO way!
Off topic
Martian: Only a dumb nigger will accept the false dichotomy of Jews and Gentiles. What makes your jews so special that every other ethnic group can be generalised as "gentiles" while they retain their "jewish" identity.

Anyway, be the best gentile you can be. Ignorant buffoon.
Off topic y don't u open ur own thread and spew ur rubbish on it?its clear u think too high about urself.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 2:20pm On Oct 11, 2012
Martian: Of course you're not arguing with me. Silly negroes love their jewish fairy stories and that's a FACT.
So m not gonna argue with u....either.
An iddle mind is the devil's workshop.

Iam not a Jew m a Gentile for ur information.

The word of God makes ur whole being itch m sure gringringringringrin

Yeah iv seen it quiet a lot of times u won't be the first to do that and ur not the last
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 2:16pm On Oct 11, 2012
muskeeto2: Funny thing is more knowledgeable Xtians would see this mockery of their faith and skip the thread. Then they try to distinguish between true Christianity and Christianity.. the only difference btw some of them here and hbg is : knowledge not found in the Bible/Holy Book...

May Yahweh save HIS people...
Says hu? U? Go play outside
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 2:10pm On Oct 11, 2012
plaetton: [/b]

That is perhaps the most puzzling aspect of the whole crap.
Even our ancestoral religions did not promise anyone an afterlife of slavery.

How on earth do 21st centuray Africans cling on to the remnants of this ancient hebrew crap-a-rony that not enslaves their minds in this life but even goes further to promise eternal slavery in the realm of yahweh?

How do you fathom this?

You know, I once reffered to the Willie Lynch documents and I was called all sorts of names by one these stupid negro slaves.
Whether the letters are genuine or not,in one of the passages Willie Lynch assures his clients that once they have delligently and sufficiently conditioned the mind of the perfect slave, he guarantees that they would have set in motion, a self-sustaining mechanism that was capable of running uninterrupted for hundreds or even thousands of years, unless, interrupted by some kind of catastrophic event.

Catastrophic event, in this case, would be A Solid Education.

It appears that the colonialists and early missionaries borrowed so much from the Willie Lynch documents.
The system they set in motion is still running very smoothly and efficiently.
And wat are u?Mr fishhuhhuh? U seem to be living in a weird plc dude.ur a misfit into my world
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 2:02pm On Oct 11, 2012
Martian: You sure it wan't the aliens?
a.wat?
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 1:57pm On Oct 11, 2012
Martian: I know these people are ignorant but................................WTF?? Seriously? WTF? How can people in the 21t century sound like this humbledbygrace person? What makes the jews so special that their primitive ideas are held in such high esteem by these people?

sometimes, it's really easy to understand how blacks sold each other into slavery and how it took 400 years for them to be free. Their mentality fits that of a slave, so even now they can't seem to get rid of the mental chains.
and what's their reward for this pathetic middle eastern fairy tales?
They get to be slaves for "eternity" and worship some sky wizard?
Sky wizard?really Amen to that.
plaetton: I guess in your world, psychiatrists do not exists?
I guess you have never heard of schizophrenia, multiple personality disorder,bipolar condition, and many other forms of psychosis?
I guess not.
I don't because sience and religion clashes,just like Jesus and satan!!
Martian: your jesus and yahweh were invented by ignorant and primitive "mortal men" so what's your point?
Really?well Jesus Christ walked upon this earth. He was born and He died. How do we know this? We know it for three reasons.

1.The Personal Witness Of The Saints

Acts 10:39-41 says, "And we are witnesses of all things which He did both in the land of the Jews, and in Jerusalem; whom they slew and hanged on a tree: Him God raised up the third day, and showed Him openly; not to all the people, but unto witnesses chosen before of God, even to us, who did eat and drink with Him after He rose from the dead."

Over 500 people saw Jesus after His death and most of these died because of their belief. Let me say, a man may live for a lie, but would he die for one?

2.The Prophetic Witness Of The Scriptures

Acts 10:43 says, "To Him give all the prophets witness, that through His name whosoever believes in Him shall receive remission of sins." When the writer says "all the prophets," he is talking about the prophets from Genesis to Malachi (remember, the New Testament hadn't been written yet).

In Genesis 3, we read about the One who will bruise the head of the serpent. In Genesis 12, He is going to come from the seed of Abraham. In Genesis 22, we read about the sacrifice of Isaac on the very mountain where Jesus was later crucified! The entire book of Leviticus is filled with pictures of blood-atoning sacrifices for sin. You'll read about the prophetic crucifixion of Jesus in Psalm 22. In Micah 5:2, it is told clearly that Jesus will be born in Bethlehem.

I could go on and on, but the bottom line is: there is but one plan of salvation in all the Bible and that is through the blood-atoning sacrifice of the God-Man, Jesus Christ.

3.The Powerful Witness Of The Spirit

The Holy Spirit takes the Word of God and says, "Amen. It is written. It is truth." I thank God that I don't have to try and talk you into believing Jesus. If there's anything I can talk you into, there's someone who can talk you right out of it!

1 John 5:9-11 says, "If we receive the witness of men, the witness of God is greater: for this is the witness of God which He has testified of His Son. He that believes on the Son of God has the witness in himself: he that believes not God has made him a liar; because he believes not the record that God gave of his Son. And this is the record, that God has given to us eternal life, and this life is in His Son."

So m not gonna argue with u.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 1:40pm On Oct 11, 2012
plaetton: Has anyone noticed the strong association between mental illness and religion?

Mentally ill people, I have long noticed, tend to act out their delusions in the form of religion.
The religious themes,scripts or narratives always seem too perfect for the expression of mental illnesses.

In enlightened societies, mental illnesses are recognised very early, but in primitive societies such as ours, mental illnesses are often touted as religious revivals or revelations.

The tale of two civilisations, huh?
I defend wat I believe in so ur psychological theories which are invented by mortal men are just a walk in the park for me.try something else dear
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 1:37pm On Oct 11, 2012
k2039: grin

Everyone needs prayer
yeah imma start by putting u in the first plc gringringringringringrin
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 1:32pm On Oct 11, 2012
Martian: You need a brain.
Mrs Fish, Chris Brown, white girl etc................You id!ots need to take the girl to a doctor. Damned ignorant black people and pathetic superstitions.
well the person hu brought the girl to church did her a huge favour dear there is no Dr known on earth hu can heal ppl the way Jesus did.

Does ur doctor cast away demons?give me his details I wanna book him for dat gal shap shap
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 1:27pm On Oct 11, 2012
Martian: You need a brain.
Mrs Fish, Chris Brown, white girl etc................You id!ots need to take the girl to a doctor. Damned ignorant black people and pathetic superstitions.
You need deliverance!

Stereotyped idiot!wen a white man says bow u bow,wen a black man says bow u don't bow because he is too black.God have mercy on u
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 1:13pm On Oct 11, 2012
k2039: planet htrae
u need prayer
Christianity Etc › Re: Either You Unite With The Church Doctrine Or You Are Against The Bible...... by HumbledbYGrace(f): 1:05pm On Oct 11, 2012
ijawkid: It was thÉ sacrificial death of Jesus that brought hope to Jews and to gentiles and all,not his birth.......Jesus had always lived in the heavens......his death and not his birth is what was utmost.....

Always remember the Jews::::

The day of ones death,is better than the day of ones being born.........

So christmas has no relevance in christianity.....

Christmas and halloween are brothers....

All stem from one source.....paganism....
would there be death if birth was never there?
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:59pm On Oct 11, 2012
inurmind: Lol, she's married to chris brown, is white, and is also a princess.
That girl is really living the dream.
To your question though, maybe.
I also heard madam koi koi is somehow connected to the illuminatti.
Even mr pa plex who just started has now joined the gang.
Not to forget bush baby who started ever since and whose fan base has never stopped growing.

Its a good thing our demonic industry is gaining international recognition.
lol u got me laughing there.

Our pastor needed confirmation of the girls story so she was called without the girls consent.

"We were watching tv wen she suddenly turned white,I was scared and the younger ones fled from her.I told her she is a white person and she was shocked wen she saw herself in the mirror.it was still my daughter but a white girl." Her mother said.
k2039: Nobody forces anyone to act against their will.
wat planet r u from?
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:51pm On Oct 11, 2012
ifeness: I am not a religious person.However,i do not support anyone worshiping anyone,be it the sun,stars or any form of idol. The mermaid is only trying to take advantage of her.
She is because she took the girl from home wen she was only 2years old.
muskeeto2: i see someone's been pilfering buzugee's chirac..
wat is thathuhhuhhuh?
Christianity Etc › Re: Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:36pm On Oct 11, 2012
ifeness: If this story is true,she saw a mermaid. Do you have a problem with mermaids?
So this Mermaid is a Demon because I don't understand how she feeds young woman lies about God,lie to them and force them to act against their will?

2ndly she promises them all the riches of this earth if they worship her.I.e LUKE 4:6&7
Christianity Etc › Mrs Fish And Illuminati by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:22pm On Oct 11, 2012
I only saw girls confessing about a demon living under the sea called Mrs fish.They claim she is half human half a fish.

Now a girl of 15 started acting weird and ended up being prayed for and it took her 2hours to come back to reality.

She told the whole congregation bwt her lifestyle,how she is married to the american RNB sensational superstar Chris Brown,she is white and also a princess.My question is how real is this mrs fish?is she in some ways connected to illuminati?
Christianity Etc › Re: Lets Talk; Christians Dating Unbelievers. by HumbledbYGrace(op): 11:43am On Oct 11, 2012
dagr8: i never said so, Mr Mosquito. gud a.m
hehehe Dagr8 don't kill me,ok so u guys want me to forget my dream of being a NUN?

Dagr8 wr dd u get the info of catholic priests doing the deed with em sisters?And I won't convert m gonna be a christian sister oo
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: Don't Marry Outside The Redeemed Christian Church by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:31am On Oct 11, 2012
ayobase: There is an adage that says ''what an elder sees is beyond the sight of a child''
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This aint the matter of church, denomination or religion.
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He must have said that based on the statistic from marriage counselling within over the time.
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He knows why he gives that piece of advice....na piece of advice.
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I guess u aint married yet!
Iam not married and I have a long way to go but I have married sisters and brothers.

My point is marriage is giving away ur child right?So another church is like another family.Well it is obviously so don't defend him with no solid backup
Christianity Etc › Re: Lets Talk; Christians Dating Unbelievers. by HumbledbYGrace(op): 3:11am On Oct 11, 2012
Guitarlife: Hey humbled, you neber cease to amaze me. I only have one question for you before I reply you, How old are you ?
88/4
dagr8: u dont need Bible reference na. When God created man, what did He say? Why did God create the woman? i guess u know d answer
But its not a sin riGht?
Christianity Etc › Re: Lets Talk; Christians Dating Unbelievers. by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:10am On Oct 11, 2012
dagr8: It is not d plan of GOd from d beginning. God never encourages it
Bible refference pls

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