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pocohantas:
But I didn’t say I am not single na. I said I will be single for a long time (here). Why you come dey para for the matter?

You know who personally? What is my full name and where do I work? Personally kor, publicly ni. Empty barrels make most noise.




I swear you are a handful. See as you use style market yourself. You must be a very funny person in reality. No dull moment.

Market myself ke at this my old age when my mates are taking in 3rd wife


My dear I am too old to do such jareh. The op just made me remember my teenage days. I still wonder till date why girls; young and even older ladies were hell bent on getting close to me back then cos I know I ain't handsome to warrant such attraction and attention na, that's all.


The op should look beyond physical looks, it's possible there are other unknown reasons why girls are so attracted to him, sometimes it's beyond physical looks for you ladies lol

Introvertmemer:
Men whom said they wanted to marry nymphs,come and carry her o.

Nymphs are only good as side chicks or FwB

mosdii:
Vagina People Are Useless...All Of Them

Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All of Them

bros is everything okay

pocohantas:
OP is definitely an undergraduate. For the fact that girls inside keke are the ones shouting fine boy at him, it tells a lot about him and the girls.

I am not disputing the fact that women love good-looking men, but that euphoria would end after NYSC if he doesn’t add something meaningful to the fineness. When grown women say a man is attractive, they are not talking just beards and abs.

God bless you dear.

I said it.


Even me as I ugly reach, I had so many girls on my neck that my own cousins used me to make money from girls. Honestly between the age of 15 to 22yrs of my life, I was being chased by girls as if I was one hiphop superstar. Sometimes when I reflect on it and how shy I was back then, I just smile lol.


And to the best of my knowledge, I have obviously handsome cousins and childhood friends who rarely got female attention. The only thing I knew people liked and complemented about me physically was my weird looking eyes, eyebrows and my red lips then that I was young. But in all other physical aspect, I will score myself big zero yet girls fought to get close to me like it was charm.


That op don't know why the girls showing interest in him are doing so, I doubt he is that physically handsome cos for him to even use DJ Cuppy as example of an attractive lady speaks volume of his mindset when it comes to rating beauty and good looks

Rogavo:
Maybe I could have used someone else. But I do find her attractive and I know lots of guys that do.

if DJ Cuppy is your definition of an attractive lady, then I can boldly say that all you bragged about being handsome is false, you are not handsome brother. I am sure you are very young and getting attention from girls cos of your young look or something, not because you are handsome the way you assume yourself to be.

I have obviously handsome relatives and close childhood friends who hardly get girls attention. Even me as I ugly reach got more female admirers while young than most friends I knew that were obviously handsome guys.


When I was between the age of 15 to 22yrs, girls chased me like I was a superstar, and to the best of my knowledge, I am not that handsome, in fact I am not even handsome per se, so guy, there could be some other weird reasons the girls are attracted to you.


Most girls don't know who is truly a handsome guy because if you bring a guy that looks good and ask 10 girls if this guy is handsome, 3 will say yes, 4 will say no and give different useless bla bla bla reasons why they feel he is not handsome. Most times, what girls consider as handsome is a rich guy or well to do guy who dresses fine and looks neat. All their handsome classification of guys usually revolves around material wealth and affluent appearance.


For the records, DJ Cuppy is not attractive, she is just an average looking girl, guys consider her as attractive all because of the presumed wealth of her father.

The Satanic Sultan have just accepted and exposed some Fulani terrorists secrets:

1.) 75% of kidnappers and armed robbers in Nigeria now are Fulani but they also work with some criminals in other Nigerian tribes.

2.) President Muhammadu Buhari's terrorist government intentionally opened Nigerian borders in the North to allow Fulani criminals and terrorists in other African countries to come in to turn Nigeria to a land of kidnapping, robbery, killing and terrorism.

3.) The Nigerian Police boss know how to tackle Fulani herdsmen terrorism in Nigeria but he chose to be silent for reasons best known to him.

Of what use is having a billionaire's daughter or even a billionaire as a friend or relative who contributes nothing in your life but only remember you for errands If you have such person in your life, abeg Zlatan him or her asap, and if anybody ask you about them, tell them you don't know him/her because they are nonexistent in your life, capish

Sighs. I just wished Northern Nigeria can discover crude oil in very large quantity like it is in Saudi Arabia so they can peacefully leave the rest of Southern Nigeria to build the country of their dream.


How can a whole tribe love backwardness and when you try to make them see reason to improve their lifestyle, they see it as confrontation and pick up arms and yet some people don't see this as a looming anarchy



Tell me if Southwest or Southeast were their own independent countries and their President give these marauders mandate to stop open grazing or leave their country, would they have had the gut to flout such order


Nobody is saying Fulani should leave their region or community, they are saying leave government reserved forests which even the state indigenes have no right to enter and go to the city where every other person is living and get a house and live happily like others and find way to do your cattle rearing business without hurting or killing others. Is this too much to ask for


Shame on all Southern politicians, they are all useless, bunch of fools, keep playing politics with your security and life of your people, just a matter of time

Buhari's Minister of Humanitarian affairs and office of the Vice President have stolen more than Abacha in the name of conditional cash transfer to the poor, tradermoney, and survivalfund programme they are handpicking few applicants while filling the rest with their own political fronts' names

wany:
handsome

Many girls will tell you that the guy is not handsome, that he looks too serious, that his beard is this, that his lips is that, that he looks bushy, some will complain that the way he carved his eyebrows is this or that, others will say he is short, his chest is too broad, bla bla bla.....you ladies are born to be confused sha no doubt.....only teenage boys worry about their looks cos to most girls, its useless.


Even before Obasanjo became an army general and head of state, I heard that the guy de command beautiful ladies like kilode....that he de even collect people girlfriends even as an ordinary soldier......is Obasanjo that handsome That's to tell you how women reason when it comes to a man's looks....what another lady may term handsome maybe boring and unkempt or tacky for another lady.


Only guys have a standard for measuring a female's physical beauty.....ladies don't have a generally accepted standard for measuring a truly handsome guy, I speak with audacity

Mann11:
I hacked her WhatsApp some months ago.
Although I've seen many chats of hers that left much to be desired, this present one is the height of it! She was chatting with her ex and they both inquired how their present relationships are going. She told him I'm not handsome. I'm really heartbroken at the moment.

He: How is your current relationship?
She: He is nice and caring just like you but not handsome.

He: Lol, how do you mean he's not handsome?
She: He's not, I can't lie to you

He: Why did you go for someone that is not handsome, o wrong naw
She: I don't even know how I fall for him jhare

He: How did you meet him?
She: He was formerly staying in our area.
She: In fact, I always find it difficult to kiss him. He's very neat o, but I don't know why I can't kiss him
It's been long I kissed and that was the last time I visited you
He: Oya come lemme kiss you.
The next thing was she sent my picture to him, maybe for the guy to see how ugly I'm.
He: But he is okay naw. Abi he's not serious with you ni? He's looking serious already sef
She: Laughing ( she sends a laughing sticker)
I felt like crying honestly

What should I do? I feel like dumping the fool

One thing u must understand about ladies is this; they always over rate themselves as one supermodel just because many guys are saying hi, hello, calling them fine girl just to bed them, so it enters their head and make them feel like Queen of Shebba that deserve King Solomon.


But unknown to many Nigerian girls, their boyfriends are just managing them beauty wise; because most Naija guys don't usually get their desired taste of girl, they just keep managing them to cure konji while looking for someone better (which is usually difficult to find in Nigeria because majority of Naija ladies no de fine, its either fine face with big tummy, or ugly face with nice body and flat ass or big ass with big tummy and all that) which is why most Nigerian guys double or multiple date cos most girls no reach guys expectation when it comes to physical beauty but as per say guys na guys, they will never complain or tell the girl that she no fine like them desire.


Guys have little conscience with such words, what they do is to be chasing other girls till.maybe by luck they get something better.


So op, don't be surprised that your girlfriend is among the Nigerian girls that overrate their beauty thinking they are a goddess that deserve papi-iwota boyfriend lol.


If she is that beautiful and hot, trust me, her ex won't break up with her. Guys hardly breakup with hot girlfriend even if her character is zero until its time to get married then they can dump her and marry in a short while.


Just let her continue fooling herself as a fine girl that deserve a handsome guy, na time go teach her lesson about life na lol


As for u, don't be deceived no man is ugly for real. Na your swag, your addons, your demeanor and your wallet that determines how handsome or ugly you are as a guy. Na only teenage boys in high school de worry about being handsome cos at that stage that's all they can offer to their fellow teenage girls looking for a showoff boyfriend lol.


Just silently break up with the mannerless, disrespectful bitch in your heart but keep her as a fvckmate till whenever she is tired and try get a hot chick as replacement cos na mostly ugly girls de complain of a guy's looks. Hot chicks focus more on a man's substance while ugly ladies and old ladies focus more on 10 packs



Its mostly ugly and old ladies that droll so much about a man's look and most times when u see what they term as handsome, another lady will not accept, which also tells u that most ladies don't know who is truly a handsome guy unlike guys that will tell u that this chick is hot and even if u show the chick to 1million guys they will all confirm that she is truly hot!

Donspicey:
Bro dat bae na shy type.....Acting sef no go favour her....Though she get passion for entertainment but she no get the sauce.....If no be God grace sef David for don disappear frm industry tey tey....

All d songs wey she dey write sef no dey follow road....

or she for use her dads money to setup a music production and promotion company and assemble raw talents.

Donspicey:
Dear dis one no be humility matter......


Music no be her way....Even her disk jocking sef no dey move crowds...watch her performances so u will understand why most top stars dey avoid her.....


She and dj xclusive no too get level fr industry jareh...jst dey burn money up and down.....

she would have excelled as an actress than the music career she chose. She has been forcing it. And she too like famous guys like kilode, its glaringly annoying

What Buhari and his fellow Fulanis fail to understand is that, another civil war can never be like that of 1967 because almost all the tribes that foolishly joined them to fight Igbos in 1967 are regretting their action.



From MiddleBelt people to Yorubas to Southern Kaduna people to some Niger Delta, to even their closest brothers the Hausas. So they should prepare for a direct face off with Igbos this time. They can import as many of their frail, thin and hungry brothers from Senegal, Chad, Niger, CAR, Gambia, etc, it will be Igbo vs Fulani this time.


Igbos will be glad to help the rest of Nigerians to send Fulani people back to Futa Jalon where they rightfully belong in order to restore peace and orderliness in Nigeria.

Shortyyy:
It is what humility is all about. Forming a strong head and stubborn takes you nowhere.

As a junior colleague or an intern, you'll definitely be disrespected and ordered around. One way or another You'll surely serve before you become boss.

only in a Nigerian work setting where some airheads who got promoted to their current position by luck or charm or sexcapedes feel so entitled to order junior colleagues around.


Honestly Buhari seems to be the true President that reflects who most Nigerians are

gasparpisciotta:
Why does he work in a salary paying setup if he has the capacity to own/drive a Gwagon?

Just asking...

you should have known that its stolen money by his dad or uncle or him through internet scam

Yoruba people are not like Igbos that are not united. Yorubas are very united, they only speak one voice, says Nairaland Association of Yoruba Youths, Ijebu Ode ati Ikirun branch

airsaylongcome:
Almost similar symptoms I exhibited. Didn't have Chest pain, diarrhoea or shortness of breath. For me that weakness/tiredness and joint and muscular pains were the most ruthless. Wake up in the morning and it's like you were doing tug-war all through the night Took me at least 20mins to stand after waking up

hahahahaha. As in

SilverNorGold:
Nice... E dun red for IPOB and Boko Haram terrorists!

Only if you guys know who Major General Ibrahim Attahiru is... According to a source in the US secret service, Major General Ibrahim Attahiru played a vital role in the demise of Osama Bin Laden... He was subsequently wooed by the US, but he turned down the offer, insisting he's committed to the Federal Republic of Nigeria..

A Mighty Man of Valor - this man, Major General Ibrahim Attahiru...

God bless you boss!
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

That was the same way you praise singers praised the failure called Major Burutai to high heavens and even boasted that he would strangle Boko Haram terrorists the way he strangles snakes, yet the guy was only busy looting military fund and buying houses in Dubai and London.


You guys lack shame sha, and it hurts to be in same country with shallow minded, tribal-blinded, hungry bigoted praise singers like you lot.



All those so called Nigerian army generals are nothing but ICC bound criminals who are only good in committing genocide against unarmed citizens and in extra judicial killings of suspects, nothing good can come out of them all.


You need to see my bro in the US Army, he commands respect. When he stands you see what they call integrity, not all these quota system soldiers!!

airsaylongcome:
I can fully relate. What symptoms did you exhibit (if any)

cough, catarrh, chest pain, joint weakness, sneezing, mild running stomach and finally difficulty in breathing, this one scared me to my bone marrow




You can imagine something that made me not to travel to my village for Xmas, first time a masquerade was not in town during a New Yam festival, is that not a taboo

juman:
Corona is real.

I laugh at people who say covid-19 is a scam. I passed through hell. I was always confessing my sins in my heart and silently praying that Lord I am not yet ripe to go 6ft under. It was scary.


People should fight it both herbally and conventionally before it weakens the entire respiratory system and degenerates to reliance on oxygen.


One Igbo adage says that those whose gods help to crack palm kernel don't know that squatting is a big job.


People that are lucky not to have contracted covid-19 or those that contracted it and recovered without knowing due to some unforeseen reasons always shout covid-19 is a scam, I pity them cos reeffection occurs in covid-19

nobody can stop reggae because reggae is life

cococandy:
This is how I know you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
Having lived in a thick community of Filipinas, you really trying to compare their materialism with black or White women? What. A. Joke

Because you met one or two doesn’t make you and expert at them.
At least I’m not claiming to know all the races of the world like you are. I’ll speak on the one I know and have experienced.
Dude calm down biko. No be so.

iamrealdeji:
Dangote,an old man still dey do girlfriend. See how classless he looks now without a wife. What happens to marrying a good Hausa girl? There are many beautiful ministers and senators daughters that wouldn't even mind if you marry another wife. Its even better for you to be a polygamist like Ned Nwoko and Alhaji Atiku Abubakar than being disgraced anyhow by hoes like this. Dangote that many people look up to. Bleep money at times,it can't buy class. I like the type of man Bolu,the billionaire that owns 10 rolls royces is,that's a typical example of a classy man. Dangote is far richer than him but he is far more classier than Dangote.
Dangote shouldn't even forget he's a Muslim mallam and should rather enjoy his wealthy legally and ideally and prepare for afterlife rather than copying people like Elon Musk that lack religion and culture

He wanted to marry late President Yaradua's daughter, that one refused, ever since then, he quenched the need to remarry and its not a crime

pocohantas:
If you people spend more time advising yourselves to change, the Nigerian image would rank higher globally. When you guys can achieve that, we would follow as submissive women that we are and we would all live happily ever after.

na Buhari and his gang of marauding killer herdsmen u go direct the issue of changing Nigeria's image to not ordinary citizen like me




Make una submit na him Naija guys de beg una. If guyman ask u for something give am freely as u received freely, is it too much to ask for

superior1:
Under Buhari, kidnapping became a recognized and institutional means of income for men of the underworld

Fulani herdsmen

Bonavi:
stingy man. Why not give her the money

Abokii give u free money, him go prefer make una publish am for the whole world to hear than give her that money oh, no be Aboki again

pocohantas:
Franchasng I have known you long enough to know you talk a lot and say many things like you know it or mean it, but yes, most Asian women would rather marry Asian men than black men. Saying this is not true is the height of delusion- which is typical of a black man.

That you have few family members married to foreign women, just like so many other average Nigerian families- doesn’t change the fact that MILLIONS of Asian women would rather not marry black men. Asians are even classist and rate Caucasians way above Africans. You might go ahead and deny this again because you brother married a Chinese.

First, let me tell you, all women and men prefer to marry from their race, forget all we say on Nairaland we all do wish to marry that sexy Naija chick with dangling buttocks and humble character lol. Though some guys prefer intertribal and interracial, but few not majority.

Why we always rant here is for u ladies to change small, make una submit na haba lolz


Meanwhile, the only group of Asian women that don't like marrying black men are Korean women.


The rest love it, they see it as a rare opportunity, but unfortunately when they make attempt to find a black guy for true love and relationship, they end up searching online and end up meeting Nigerian internet romance scammers and their ring, which further discourages them.


I have been to few of these Oriental countries to talk about them.


Black guys are more internationally marketable than black ladies sis. Maybe because of the belief most foreign (pale skin) ladies have that black guys have long dick, maybe, plus the fact that Nigerian guys know how to spoil a woman with money and gifts, which most average white guys don't do.


You always crack me up with your comments, u must be really troublesome in real life lol

pocohantas:
But most of these women would not marry black men, because they know you all are as dangerous as your women. In fact, an Asian woman that dates a black man would have problems getting reaccepted by her own men.

So stop acting like you guys are any better. You are as bad, if not worse than your women.

Not true sis.

One of my brothers is married to an Asian woman, a very hot looking lady of 25 from a top class Asian family. I was eyeing her younger cousin some years back before my bro warned me that we cannot marry from same family, that its not cool lolz


An elderly cousin in Japan is married to a Tokyo lady and blessed with 2 kids.


Another cousin married a Jamaican lady in the US and he saw hell on earth until they divorced


My family is like the world, we have virtually all Nigerian tribes and most races so when I speak, I know why lol.


The thing is, in our black lady's quest to become civilised like white ladies, in their quest to outshine guys, they became too materialistic and overambitious to a fault. They became lovers of money and anything materialism. And any woman that love money and materialism so much is a big problem.


Money is good, but as a woman, don't love other peoples money so much or depend so much on it, it will make you act irrational and dumb. That's the problem with our black ladies, a collision of Nigerian culture with civilisation is affecting them negatively, unlike the Asian women who hold on to their oriental culture no matter where they go

apatheticme:
Typical black man!

Keep pulling down your own race, Caucasian girls/women are not entitled?? They're not toxic, bah?

They don't demand and get child support/alimony/sign pre-nup etc. Everything naija women is always bad according to you people, go marry/date Caucasian nah, Mumu!

lafmaoooooo, of course when it comes to bad women and toxic women, after Jamaican girls, Haiti, then comes Nigerian ladies and followed by White American girls.



The best women any man can have when it comes to loyalty, submission and support are: Philippine women, Chinese, Singapore and Japanese women.


Nigerian women learned wildness and materialism from black American women and white American women, all thanks to Hollywood films, US music videos, channel E! and BET!

Forget it, the love Igbos have for Biafra is second to none, it's like the love Americans have for America....same with the love Jews have for Israel, and what makes a nation succeed is how much the citizens love and ready to sacrifice their life for the good of their nation, that love is completely missing in Nigeria because every Nigerian hate Nigeria, only those looting the Nigerian government fund pretend to love Nigeria just to protect their loot

To spy on Fulani herdsmen knowing very well that they love raping any woman they see in the bush, nice strategy