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koikoi2: Wud Nicholas had rejected d brown envelope if it's content was #50 million?

Wud Nicholas had rejected d brown envelope if it was given to him at Aso rock?

Let him answer this questions for me.

Oyedepo slapped a little girl cos she confessed she's a witch, does dat make him less a man of God?

Some are cruising on private jets, does dat make them less a man of God?

I think Nicholas already has a grudge against d pastor at scoan before he went there.

religious folks in the house, please pray for this brother
he is still in T B Joshua's prison

This journalist no wise oh, he will have called T B Joshua first, informing him that he has an incriminating tape of what took place that day, from there he will tell him to pay him nothing less than 30million if he wants the tape destroyed, after him don get the 30mil alert, he will still go ahead to release the tape,
but he will not include the part that he got 30mil not to release the tape, T B sef will be glad that he didn't include that part sef

DISCLAIMER
i'm not trying to discourage u from going into this particular business, am just trying to show u the hazards involved in this business,
As a businessman,i always focus more on the risks involved rather than the profits in a particular venture, before i throw my cash into it, so as to mitigate against future stories that touch.

Hehehehe1: No biz witout its risk... The barber didnt improve on his services, datz why he was dumped for odaz

oga oh, blackberry started the smartphone ish, when the started out, the made so much money, and apple came then samsung and took almost 90% of BB marketshare, no matter how u try to improve your services, its either the competition will eat u or u will eat the competition,

LANDLORD/GOVERNMENT POLICIES
E get some landlords were dey always look your shop, check people were dey enter estimate how much u dey make,
Year don finish, u carry the 50k were u pay last year go landlord house to pay am,
Landlord informs u that he is no longer renting that shop for 50k, that the new rent na 70k, and he that he even has someone who is ready to pay that amount for that shop, u plead and plead he doesn't budge, you will have no choice but to pay him the said amount, since u know that your business' success depends on that location,
local government levy guys go come for their own 2k, sometimes more,
Like in my state Crs, every end of the year each shop pays a tax of 10k to 15k, and sometimes u may have a thriving shop and soon the government comes in to beautify the street and pull down structures that are to near to the road, if u no get luck dem put X for your shop, u don enter one chance be dat, cos u will have to find a new shop, cos your shop is going to be demolished,even if na say na just two months ago were u pay your landlord, which landlord go gree refund u?
You know how hard it will be to start all over again in another area nah.

TOOL REPAIRS/REPLACEMENT
We all know that electrical appliances hardly last for a long time this days, thanks to the chinese,
From the small 12k tiger gen u use needing repairs before 3 months, to your clippers needing sharpening or getting spoilt, to your steriliser getting burnt due to power surge, you will always have to repair or replace your working tools and it will cost u money.

MY BARBER
Let's say you are going to continue doing your job, so u just opened the barbing and left it in someone's control,

you guys have an agreement that he is going to be paying u 1,500naira a day and that he is going to use the rest of the money he makes to fuel the generator and his upkeep, in the first few months he complies,then before u know it some days u will come for your money and it will be one excuse or another,
oga generator spoil today na him make i no fit work na only 1k i make since morning,
oga clipper no gree work today, infact na dis evening the clipper start to work na now now i start work sef,
oga customers dry today oh, na only 3 people come here since morning, and other excuses,
Your barber go use your money dey solve him problem, and before u know it shop rent is here again and u haven't even made the capital u invested in the business

BARBING
Maybe you were just looking for advice on a business you could put this 200k u just made into and someone told u a barbing saloon,
Beware of the following hazards
1)There will always be competition: i don't need to explain what competition means nah, lets say u are the first barbing saloon in your area, you are always busy with people trooping in and out of your saloon, one guy in your in your street will soon notice,
small time, u will see another barbing saloon down your street, before 6months to 1yr, you will be competing with 3 to 4 barbing saloons,
Though u will have some loyal customers who will by pass the other saloons and come to yours, there are others who won't like to take the trouble,
that will affect your revenue and sometimes the competition might even eat u up,
the first guy who started a barbing saloon in my area its no longer in business, the competition ate him up, he couldn't even pay the shop rent, so he closed shop and sold his working tools

I have been doing feasibility studies on the profitabilility, risk and hazards involved in investing your money in various businesses in our country naija, i had other topics i wanted to to start with but am going to start with this one;

make i smoke this igbo finish before i comment

Lateralmaths: lucky is simply God showing up for you.

and for those he doesn't show up for?

Lateralmaths: pls define lucky.

lucky is when your comrades are killed and u are lucky to escape with your life

this miracle stories are always full of exaggerations,
dude got lucky that's all

Amazon and ebay don dey fear

KelvinGraphics: Lolz
Owk

Babe Xup?

Dat ur post above just reminded me of Onitsha women, Them no dey ever agree say them don old. U will see a woman in her late 60's If u come call her aunty she go begin halla for U, weda na she senior ur mama.

hey kelvin xup with u?

yungchop: romance section is making brain mehn . . @hungryboy we neva talk finish you don dey wrapper her, you no see her post?? MARRIED women affairs kip off

my oga, u no sabi say any team were fit play for home fit play away match?

I hope say no be andyblaze new alternate account be this oh?

Kachisbarbie: Hhmmmm...lollllllll
I don't blame you @alllll!

I think you should put 'Romance' section somewhere in your title...

aunty how are u?

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What's a tout's concern
if your vehicle is over loaded?

any computer and phone panel buyer in the house?

Putin got jokes

The level of intolerance for contrary opinion in this country is alarming,
so just because she is not a fan of the Apc in oyo state and has been calling some pastors names she deserves to be beaten by her sister and her nephew abi?,
In civilised climes her sister and her kid will be in jail for assault, some families are quite rotten sha, how do u let your kid beat your sister?, i can't even imagine myself doing that to my aunty, no matter the level of animosity we have.

careytommy: Abasi aken utor nkpo ado

mboh, mme awo ese enie esit oh,ata awan amoh

Iyammi, nkpo ase aba oh,
na thunder go fire poverty.

Lily4star: Calm down jor, nah guy like una dey even do worse. , oya lie you ve not done most of them if not some

i neva do any of the above before oh, infact, i have never seen a girl before in real life,na only for internet and tv i dey see girls

All this long thing just to impress one girl abi?

bushdoc9919: A question for you.....did your parents give you everything that you asked for when you were a child?

The answer of course is that they did not...they gave you what they thought you needed....not what you wanted.

Of course, at the time you did not see it....but years later, I am sure you understood why.

Your concept of God is that of an unlimited Father Christmas who would satisfy all your needs without allowing any bad thing to happen to you . That isn't how the relationship works.....or else you would be giving your children all they ask for without considering whether they need it now.

my parents are not and don't claim to be omnipotent, omniprescient and omniscient

EUROBOMBER: Fool, You are praying for it not to rain today because you want to have an outdoor event, I am on the other side praying for it to rain today because I have fun running and playing in the rain. If God answers your prayer, I will say He is a bad God. If He answers mine, you will say He is a bad God.

Bottom line: Allow God to rule over the affairs of men with His infinite wisdom which is beyond human comprehension including useless people like your worthless self.

Let thunder blast you to pieces where you are. Foolish waste of precious space like you!

bros are you telling me that god is baba ijebu?, so prayer is now a lottery abi, God will rather answer a chelsea fans prayer that the should win swansea rather than protect his people at T b Joshua's synagogue from dying in that guest house collapse abi?

EUROBOMBER: A fool thinks in his heart that there is no God. If just thinking in your heart qualifies you as a fool then saying it out makes you a super fool. That guy is actually a superfool! Now fvck off my mentions or you will not like the other side of me.

a bigger fool is that man who worships a god who hardly answers his prayers

So don't help me god