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Wolison: shiit you said?..come on boy!!!! Don't be rude cos I guess you don't know the time it took me to type what you labelled shiit!!!!

we send u work?

oga abeg translate am to efik language, i no sabi read english

MrsBreezy: Dont. He's entitled to an opinion everyone else. Lol it's not like I look beautiful or anything so he's allowed to call me a wowo.

Don't stress yourself. Thank you

This is why i
e-love u, u are the epitome of cool

padeolu: Padeolu was here


@Hungryboy: i dey hail u ooo

my oga, hw fa nah

MrsBreezy: What's a wowo?

someone who is not good looking

teeo: The mumu has finally showed up. It's only a hungryboy that would act like you did.
Enjoy your hunger with your crush. Cheers

this mumu mod. Why are u always so rude?,
this girl never find your trouble now u don come call am wowo,
A fool at 30 is fool forever oh, respect your age oh

MrsBreezy: Well apparently these days I'm too busy pretending to be someone to get attention.

You too

hey hey,
don't mind them

MrsBreezy: Hi

long time no e-see

MrsBreezy: I'm not her or him.

hey b

teeo:
More like wowoness is also in the eyes of the beholder

oga shut up

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Some guys go dey do monthly budget for their girlfriend like this,
Recharge card=1k
T.fare=1k
Hair-do=5k
Bis=1k5
Pocket money=3k
Total=11500
and him go get just sex in return, sometimes once in 3months,
e no better make i carry that money dash beggar for roundabout

Liability: and some guys just want to chop, chop and chop without saying ''mama thank you''.

aunty shut up

ndidibabe: You are really hungry.

aunty give me food nah

Buying egg roll for 100naira when u suppose buy
20naira buns and 30naira egg

Taking your clothes to the dry cleaners instead of washing it yourself

2sExy1: which to me is better. I wish you were in Benin during the Luck Igbinedion era, you would know what it means to be badly ruled.

Thanks to Oshiomole who over-turned the table but like I stated earlier, most governors don't work after first term... Oshiomole STOPPED working after first term.

Oga shut up, na you wan know our backyard pass us ?,
Akpabio is looting
His tenure is going to end next year, and he just acquired land for a sea port this september,
tell me is the sea port going to be built in 4 months ?

Abeg am hungry
if u get food to give me abeg pm me

TWEETFELLA: who r dis ppl. Pls som1 shld explain cos im new here.

The are the three musketeers
The run this place,
the can stop u from visiting this site
so if u want to stay here for a long time don't cross their paths

I been dey plan to go one joint for atimbo go chop dog meat, but this news don make me change my mind

baby124: Tell that to all the women in your family. Hungry and sexually frustrated criminal

aunty your mama no teach u respect abi?,
God no go forgive that your mama oh

baby124: How does the church member's dressing affect you in church. Until Nigerian's learn to mind their business and stop being sexually frustrated and repressed. Then will you have self control and focus on your life. Travel abroad and see what women are wearing. If you touch them all with the excuse that they tempted you, then you will begin to understand what self control is. In fact you will force yourself to learn it. It is not what is on the outside that matters but what is on the inside. For example, pastor Chris who dresses to a T is a big cheat. Those girls wearing revealing clothes probably have more favor in God's sight. God is not fooled by false pretenses and outside appearances for he sees our hearts. So learn to control yourself. When you see a woman dressed revealing, don't convince yourself that she is trying to tempt you. You may just get more than what you bargained for. Face the message in church and not the breast in front of you.lmao

aunty shut up abeg

Gaidenk: His wife is also an individual,did u read the part where he avoided this until he was cornered? If u aren't married and faced the or experienced the challenges that comes with marriage,u aren't in position to say. I am not a member of CE but this is marriage,u only know as much as u are told. Its no good news to the church,but these men of God are "men",its a daily battle for them,he wouldn't want this if he could help it. So stop holy than thou attitude. Its a trial,he might fail,he might come through it. Whichever case it is,your job is to pray for him. If u can't just shut it.

oh boy shut up dia, why should we pray for him ?,
he is a pastor who is supposed to be a role model to his members,
if a pastor is going round sampling different girls with his holy rod,
what kind of example is he setting for his flock

The lord is good

Kachisbarbie: No I'm not. You guys gat Apples in Cali too?

yeah apples is the in thing this days over here

Take heart bro

Kachisbarbie: Lol...maybe you will take me to Apples on a good day.

so you are in calabar?

khiaa: I didn't think he was attractive at all hence the jealousy of the attention I was giving to my baby, wishing someone would do the same for him.

Abeg shut up

I browse nl, sleep by 12am, then wake up again by 3am browse till 5am, then sleep again and wake up 7am and browse again
So i hardly sleep well

This man is spot on,
religion truly breeds hypocrisy,
i can still remember the day i saw our school chaplain
coming out of a brothel,
The good smiling brethens in the lord u shake hands with every sunday,
are the corrupt judges,
bad policemen, rude traders, government treasury looters,
u meet on week days

When I was an evangelist,
one of the things I noticed
from my fellow believers
is the level of hypocrisy
that was prevalent
amongst them. I found
that many were one
person in the church and a
completely different
person in their homes.
Most of the time that
other personality they
displayed outside the
congregation was the
total opposite of what we
saw in church, where they
were at their best
behavior.
Christians in particular
suffer from a horrible
psychological compulsion
called "cherry picking" as
in picking and choosing
what to believe and
follow from their so called
sacred text, the bible. Most
will choose only those
verses of scripture that
favor their individual
situations. Those other
verses of scripture that
condemn some of their
actions and personal
beliefs are ignored or
discarded from their
minds completely.
I've learned through
experience that if you
want to be a successful
evangelist, that you
should preach only those
things that the people
want to hear. I of course
did not, and thus I was
never really a successful
evangelist in the sense of
having thousands of
groveling miracle mongers
chasing me all around the
religious community. I
refused to preach
platitudes I preached very
harsh sermons and at
times they did not go over
very well with the masses.
People who preach that
the church is blessed, that
they have been chosen by
god to lead this world out
of darkness, that they will
prosper beyond their
wildest dreams both in
this life and the next will
surely be well liked and
followed. The secret to
success in any growing
ministry is to tell the
people what they want to
hear, make them feel like
they are on the right side
of god.
If you but spent a day in a
large congregation and
opened your ears to
everyone's conversations
you would be floored at
the amount of gossip that
prevails in those so called
holy settings. Christians
don't only condemn the
world at large, they
criticize, judge, and
condemn each other as
well. They talk about the
pastor, the brother that
wears the same clothes
every day, the sister at the
pew etc. If this is what
heaven is like then I have
to say no thank you, I
prefer to live this life and
perish into nothingness
when my time is up.
Jesus supposedly made
the following statement in
regards to the Scribes and
the Pharisees, but I think
that it is just as applicable
to today's church as well.
"He answered and said
unto them, Well hath
Esaias prophesied of you
hypocrites, as it is
written, This people
honoureth me with their
lips, but their heart is far
from me." Mark
7:6
chatpilot-godisamyth..com/2010/05/religion-breeds-hypocrisy.html?m=1

Torres' poor form at chelsea is what happens to many of us,
Sometimes u try so hard to suceed but u still fail,
Torres tried his best at chelsea, he was just not lucky enough to bang in enough goals to justify his price tag,
I hope like Ballotelli, he will come back to the epl some day