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highyo: wao Anu, I'm glad you read my thread so on that day when we both appear on that white great throne, you will not be able to point your finger at me that I never warned you. But by then, if you die with an attachment, sorry it will not appear before the throne as an attachment but you will be carrying a snake on your head. You your self will judge your self before you hear the voice depart. Anu, you cannot enter the kingdom of God with a snake on your head. Stop attaching snake on your head, be contended with the one the lord gave to you

wouldn't there be snakes in paradise?

Ask4bigneyo: ASUU MAY..
Future continuous tense...

dah u sabi enklishh...

rokiatu: https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwg6i8oZFq1qzjix8.gif

one of d funniest gif i've eva seen.... y d jersey guy bin dey zuzu lyk dis?

Booty butt chic: Don't mind dem thieves

hahahahaha, thief ?

ing tingz

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They should suspend this strike by january next year na... I no wan strezz maself wen i suppose dey flex... Dem no see say Dezember don reach? Plzz hold jhorr...

Bigg hipz, Bigg Ebony Butt n Thick thighzz,i no send boobs(i hardly touch it sef)

wasak: so because GOD has blessed him with children He's begging for money?
what is wrong with Nigerians? whose business is it if ur wife delivered a million children? he should sell them to get the money...

crap!!!
Congrats anyway

Hahahahahahahaha ... efff u!

How many accs u get? As 4 me i get 12accs,

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, o-mehn see questionzez but wait-o how him dey blow catarrh with dis him chimney-like nose without the non-sense splashing on his head,hahahahahahahahaha na wa to dis kind china-made nose-o

Singin' All of d above by Maino

SniperInADiaper: Too bad most of them are just sharks.

In case of a shark we chop the fins an throway d body as our chinese guys dey do nah...

thorpido: Yes there's a lot of fish in the sea and a lot of men want to fool around because of that.



Some in the process have ended up with an Octopus or mammywater.

If in d process u catsh Octopus --> u putam 4 aquarium for exhibition or Soccer prediction BUT if u catsh mammywater(hmmm... thinkin').... ok putam 4 bottle.

Adeniyi A.:
yeske... if d one u caught wt hook fumbles ,u deploy net. no time to waste time...

Yes-o my brodaman... but come 2 think of it y waste precious time using a hook and line 2 catch one fish when u can spread ur effing net and play d Grab n' Win game?

Dis Etisalat proxy tingz dey heat up my ba3 very badtly especially when am on 3g but its not fast in terms ofdownloading and na onli ucweb n Opera dey load,na wa to dis interswitch proxy-o

Ajibel: When did i create this thread What was iThinking,kai!!!

#Alomo_tingz...

Plz-oooo, i didn't post those stuffz 2scare u-o... i knw that d human body'z got lotz of chemicals n enzymes 2 breakdown d isssh, i heard dat d hydrochloric acid in our belle nah d confam acid 4 our body wey fit corrode even nail 4 ourbelle---->>>> @ Op na true? Abeg confam 4 me n dem...

Who don drink coca-cola vanilla b4?

LEGEND7466: I HAD SAME PROBLEM N WASTED 200 BUCKS ON BBCDAY SUB.....I WAS ABLE TO SOLVE IT THO.....LOCATE A BB PHONE AND INSERT UR SIM CARD WITH BB SUB.....GO TO ADVANCED SETTINGS AND LOOK FOR HOST ROUTING TABLE AND CLICK ON REGISTER....U'LL THEN C A MSG DAT UR MSG HAS BEEN SENT.....SWITCH THE NETWORK TO 2G+3G.....DO A HARD RESET ON THE PHONE..... SWITCH BACK ON AND CHANGE TO 3G ONLY..... DO ANOTHER HARD RESET....PROBLEM SOLVED!!!.....ENJOY

On point!

igbsam: Anyone else experiencing this ? I subscribed for BBCDAY yesterday at 5pm....my money was deducted and i was told the day my bbcday would expire. Yet i still couldn't surf with my fone and droidvpn, openvpn and troidvpn couldn't locate any network. I sent status to 21600 and i was told i have no active BB plan subscription. I called their CC and they told me they are having system issues and in 30mins my services would be up. Up till now 10:48am, i still couldn't connect. is it just me or anyone else experiencing this ?

Chiaman no be only u-o.... we plenty wey dem do 'd thing' How many subscribers dey dat network sef? Cum imagine d amt of subscribers x N100 = ?? , Digg dat?

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In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl . . . Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.

4. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

5. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

7. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

8. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan;rap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

9. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, And run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

FYI:

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It's pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.

2. To carry Coca Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly Corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years! Drink up! No joke. Think what coke and other soft drinks do to your teeth on a daily basis. A tooth will dissolve in a cup of coke in 24-48 hours.
 

Origins:   Many of the entries above are just simple household tips involving Coca-Cola, as provided by Joey Green in his 1995 book Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose and on his web site. That you can cook and clean with Coke is relatively meaningless from a safety standpoint — you can use a wide array of common household substances (including water) for the same purposes; that fact alone doesn't necessarily make them dangerous to ingest. Nearly all carbonated soft drinks contain carbonic acid, which is moderately useful for tasks such as removing stains and dissolving rust deposits (although plain soda water is much better for some of these purposes than Coca-Cola or other soft drinks, as it doesn't leave a sticky sugar residue behind). Carbonic acid is relatively weak, however, and people have been drinking carbonated water for many years with no detrimental
effects.

The rest of the claims offered here are specious. Coca-Cola does contain small amounts of citric acid and phosphoric acid; however, all the insinuations about the dangers these acids might pose to people who drink Coca-Cola ignore a simple concept familiar to any first-year chemistry student: concentration. Coca-Cola contains less citric acid than does orange juice, and the concentration of phosphoric acid in Coke is far too small (a mere 11 to 13 grams per gallon of syrup, or about 0.20 to 0.30 per cent of the total formula) to dissolve a steak, a tooth, or a nail overnight. (Much of the item will dissolve eventually, but after a day or two you'll still have most of the tooth, a whole nail, and one very soggy T-bone.)

Besides, the gastric acid in your stomach is much stronger than any of the acids in Coca-Cola, so the acid in Coca-Cola is harmless.

Source: http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/acid.asp

Also i've watched one experiment on Youtube where a guy soaked An egg in a glass of coke 4 abt a yr and .... can't remember d full details but it was abt d acidity of Coke

Abeg what'z d meaning of Obembe?

Julieccentric: it gives me migraine...i love coke though but one bottle equals almost two days of some excruciating head-breaking migraine..i intentionally avoid it.

My exact experience
Alomo tingz on ma mind...

RoseEze3: Please guys I pays 1k for 250mb on my android for a month subscriptn but doesn't last a week. Please any better alternatives?

R u a learner?

I wonda y must of u guyz don't install tun.ko on ur device b4 using d Droidvpn.... the tun.ko is a prerequisite,u must have it on ur device b4 thinking of installing droidvpn

Here is itz uses::The tun.ko file is a device driver(module) that provides packet reception and transmission for user space programs.

The Android OS just like Linux allows you to dynamically load and unload components of the operating system as you need them. These components or modules are lumps of code that can be dynamically linked into the kernel at any point after the system has booted. They can be unlinked from the kernel and removed when they are no longer needed. Mostly these modules are device drivers, pseudo-device drivers such as network drivers, or file-systems. In the case of tun.ko it is a virtual network kernel device. The equivalent of tun.ko in Linux is TUN/TAP or the TAP-Win32 driver in Windows.

You can either load and unload modules explicitly using the insmod and rmmod commands or the kernel itself can demand that the kernel daemon (kerneld) loads and unloads the modules as they are needed.

Tun.ko or the tun driver can be viewed as a simple Point-to-Point or Ethernet device, which instead of receiving packets from a physical media, receives them from user space program and instead of sending packets via physical media writes them to the user space program that attaches itself to the device. A user-space program may also pass packets into the tun device. In this case the tun device delivers (or "injects" these packets to the operating system network stack thus emulating their reception from an external source.

When a vpn application opens /dev/tun, the driver creates and registers corresponding net device tunX or tapX. After a program closed above devices, driver will automatically delete tunXX or tapXX device and all routes corresponding to it. Let's say that you configured tun0 as your default gateway, then whenever kernel sends any IP packet to tun0, it is passed to the application (DroidVPN for example). Application encrypts, compresses and sends it to the other side over TCP,UDP or ICMP. Application on other side decompress and decrypts them and write packet to the TUN device, kernel handles the packet like it came from real physical device.

In simple terms, the tun driver acts like he messenger of your internet traffic. It captures all your internet traffic and passes it to DroidVPN for processing, DroidVPN will then encapsulate those IP frames and pass it to our servers.

If u had tyme 2 Read all this... U're a potential yahoo-$+@√

Kingsteve: Ok, I think this topic has been done before, but it doesn't work for me still.
I've created different accounts, obviously with different emails on the DroidVPN site, but whenever I reach or try to reach the 100mb allocated bandwidth, I go to the settings on my phone, then go to applications manager, and locate the DroidVPN app.

I clear the data from the app, sometimes I even force close ( although, the option for clear cache
is never available whenever I open the app from the applications manager)

However, after doing all these, and try to sign in with a different email and password, whenever I go to the settings of the DroidVPN and change the UDP to 500, it still tells me to upgrade, as I have reached the daily bandwidth of 100mb.

Please guys, how does it really work, my phone is not rooted, to use the other method of bypassing the 100mb, so basically...the multiple
accounts is my only option for now.
Thanks for helping...

Dude Don't ever use it up to 90%... once u're in dat threshold,their server starts bookmarking u...
so i'd advise u to download 3g watchdog from Playstore and allocate 100mb each time u switch accs and set the warning and auto-disable feature of d app to 80% and 85% respectively so dat when it reaches dat level, it shuts down d ntwk until u've cleared d data and use anoda acc...
Thatz how i do mine... to me na dis multiple acc ishh sure pass
There's a discussiion forum on whatsapp abt dis dvpn issh... here'z ma numz if u wanna join-u send me ur num and NL Nick

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