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Blackmoran:
This was around 2012, I meet this girl on Facebook she introduced her self as happiness. Seeing her profile picture this babe was quite beautiful if I was to rate her with her picture I will give her a eight out of ten.... In the space of three month we became so intimate online, to cut the story short we decided to meet, I stay in Lagos while she is from Enugu.. She travelled all the way to Lagos for us to meet... The night before the day she was to arrive I couldn't sleep her face was all that was in my mind.. The next morning she called that she has just drop at the park, I quickly rush took a taxi heading to the park.. I called her trying to know where she was and what was the colour of her dress so I can locate her, thank God I saw her first without she seeing me, I felt like the ground should open up and swallow me, she look so different from what I imagined, she was a ugly fat hippo. If me and her were to stand side by side we would look like number 10... I just have to switch off my phone and went back home...God forgive me. Later I found out that pics she use was her in secondary school.
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Guy u get mind oh, she travelled all the way from Enugu to Lagos just to see you and you couldn't even say hi to her cos she is fat...nawa o

[quote author= post=88736728]Actually, this lockdown has been a blessing, I do complement my daily job (4x weekly) with an online business because I was scared I would not be able to pay my bills with just my online business due to the fact that I just began a few months back, I know the business requires a lot of time for things to balance up before you can say you will live on the earning, so i invested this lockdown time into my business, and surprisingly, I discovered that I was the one limiting myself as my online business was more than capable of paying me more than my monthly earnings from my daily business in just a week, and the good part is that it can only get better.

The only problem is that I run the gen 24/7 due to the non existent light in my community (transformer got spoilt just before lockdown), I dey even pity for the gen.

But all in all, the lockdown has been a blessing.

Happy birthday to me today


Can I get your whatsapp contact lets talk more

Will really appreciate if this kind gestures get me, I will use the 5k to purchase some foodstuff and then fill gas and cook because I have not eaten and secondly I will purchase malaria drugs because I have been observing the symptoms since today


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Asquare84:
Try and visit the pastor of your church for assistance

Done that and so many other ways but to no avail, and besides the lockdown is so heavy that you see army and police patrolling around

When growing up I learnt from the best of people, I learnt to always express myself than to die in silence.

I learn to help others especially during when they needed me most, I have been in situations where I being called at my worst but I still delivered to help because I have human conscience, I am a graduate with no work and no palliative and ever since been surviving on Gods grace.

I was this kinda man that always like to see smile in the face of people and I try so much to give to people around me including friends but ever since then I have nothing no one could come to my rescue nor even my friends I helped back in the days. I know that I shouldn't ask for help here but its better I ask of help on this amazing platform than dying in silence.

It happened that this moment is very hard with dehumanizing effect and nothing really works for the common man in Nigeria - lets forget about the politicians now because they don't really care for their citizens; times are really hard on me I am very sincere and wouldn't lie that I really do need help from good people that God touched their heart to extend His blessings on others like me and my family.

Desperate times calls for desperate actions and I am only at the mercy of the good people here to rescue me before something bad happens to me and my family.

I am genuinely and sincerely in pains and I need help from good people of Nairaland with good hearts for human sympathy, you can call me if you wish 08129499244 just to prove how honest, sincere and desperately in need I am.

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Abeg which Nigerian-American or black American girl that can come and date me, I mean a serious relationship that will lead to marriage o, I will be a very loyal man to her and I will never break her heart.....even if she is a single mother I will gladly accept her. I'm 26, tall and handsome

I need help and I need to get out of this country

You can reach me on Whatsapp +2348063173493

Jack Dorsey please if you can see this I want to let you know you are indeed a kind man and God continue to bless you!

With all sense of humility and gratitude I extend this same plea to my people of Nairaland if anyone out of the a goodwill heart can extend a hand to giving he or she will never lack, I just need a little aid for survival. Help a man with two kids even if not for anything but for the children feeding. *sobs*

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Givers never lack!

Please help a brother, just with anything

Please save a life from hunger virus

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seunak2016:
if you are a student, why not go home? what about family, uncle or aunt, they should be able to take care of you ,for blood(family ) sake

Ok

Good

Bro I wan ask u abeg wetin u do get money vome fresh up like that? ...I dey my mid twenties now and frankly account red o �,


My number just in case u wanna reach out & epp a bro 08063173493

I just need help and I need to work remotely and develop a good skill, please any one who wishes to help me kindly contact me via whatsapp 08063173493

[quote author=Michellekabod2 post=87136428]Ever wondered why I have never condemned buhari or any leader for the calamity of the nation? Because Nigerians deserve nothing good,we are bad. Let him pick up a horse whip and cane us. Let a tyrant worse off Idi Amin come deal with us,that is what we deserve[/quote


Hmm

XhosaNostra:
We weren't really dating, just getting to know each other, but I was still unsure about him because he was short & kind of boring. He was eligible in every other aspect though- educated, extremely intelligent, good paying job, nice flat, a great cook etc. What made up my mind about him was something I'm sure many people wouldn't consider such a big deal. I found him a little cowardly lol. He was scared of dogs. He actually shrieked when two little ones were coming at us! I was like, um okay, no, he's not for me. I like guys with a bit devil may care in them, not one that screams like a banshee.

No worry when you clock 35 your body go tell you,

By that time no body go tell u make u go marry one wey dey fear cockroach

ikezuora4689:
You dey train dog for house wey no be your own.....I had a fight with my neighbor because of his stupid hungry looking German Shepherd dog....I suffer rise 350k pay for house rent...one useless dog go dey bark me whenever I come back late like say na them dey pay my house rent ..... when ever the dog see me with a lady coming into the compound he will start flexing muscle excepting me to run.....to go house sometimes dey Taya me because of one useless dog....if I traveled and come back late I will decide to stay in a hotel because of the dog......just last week I came back late from travel I went to my normal hotel it's full already....the only room remaining is there vip suit 70k per night...I was like shey I dey mad ni when I get house....I decided to go home...I reach my house open my gate and drive in I didn't see the useless dog...I thought something happened to it...I was so happy I was finally free....I didn't know that the useless dog was hiding somewhere waiting for me to come out of the car.... immediately I step out of the car...the dog jump on me... What saved me was the laptop bag I was carrying because the dog was busy biting the bag....I didn't know when I slapped the dog twice...the dog ran to one corner crying....the slap was so loud that the owner have to come outside to know what was happening...I gave him a warning that if I should come home tomorrow I see the dog lose.. I will lock him and his generation up....if you like dog so much that you like to train one wait until you have your own house....you can't plant flowers in another man's compund

Lol this write up cracked me up �

Can someone tell me why most celebrities paint their cars white

Antoeni:
Dear ladies,
Let me teach you how to show love to your guy.
Some of you ladies do not know how to show love to the guy you are dating. some ladies think that the only way to show a guy love is by having sex with him; that is why some ladies do not have anything to offer a guy except sex. Sex is not a prove of love. Don't use sex to prove that you love a guy. As a lady, you can prove that you love a guy in the following ways:
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1. Buy gifts for him. You can give him gifts of T-shirts, shoes, undies, singlets or even a phone if you have the money.
2. Take him out for lunch and pay his bills at least once in 2 months. It is not bad at all.
3. Send him some love text messages occasionally.
4. Give him phone calls daily at least once daily, ask him how he is doing and tell him that you love him.
5. Occasionally you can cook a delicious meal for him, maybe once in a week or once in two weeks, but not everyday like a housewife.
6. You can also help him financially when he is broke.
7. Take him out for shopping at least once in a year, you will not die.
8. Pray for him
9. Advise him
10. Help him to build a bright future.
I know some ladies will crucify me because of this post

But the part of buying singlets and undies, isn't there any better alternatives you have

lefulefu:
u can take her to a cheap eatery....no too stress urself over valentine.over here some guys take their girls to KFC and KFC for here is regarded as a place for ppl with low income though i know KFC in naija will be expensive and regarded as a place for big boys.so u can take her to an eatery that ur budget can take and if u want to buy something for her then purchase something withing your budget.

Good idea ��