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MzJin:
Hmmmmmmmm quite intrigued by ur words I must say........but I ask why em I not swayed.....u got a try a lil hard

How else do I tell you that, I'll love to move mountains for you in my lazy state
And channel the ocean to sweep you off your feet, even if my life is at stake
Hey Angel! Let me be your Yoruba demon
Unlike poles attracts; thus goes the saying that's common
What will be will be, let me spare you the sermon

MzJin:
poetic I must say massa.......hmmmmmm....shuld I be thrilled by your words or the fact that you hear t turned into a molten magma over a sec......nice line husty...nice meeting u anyways but those line looks quite familiar......

You must have been a resident in my heart to be familiar with the lines ma. Words could sound similar, but may not convey the same essence.

MzJin:
poetic I must say massa.......hmmmmmm....shuld I be thrilled by your words or the fact that you hear t turned into a molten magma over a sec......nice line husty...nice meeting u anyways but those line looks quite familiar......

You must have been a resident in my heart to be familiar with the lines ma. Words could sound the same, but may not convey the same essence.

My polite self: Aww isn't this the cutest family ever

Savage me: All I see is different sizes of pink coloured blom blom (Ballon)

Note: Choose the one that soothes your mind, and don't come for me if you don't want to develope an epileptic brain.

Savagery is the new sexy.

MzJin:
hmmmmmmmmmmm...........someone is tripping........

I wish I could deny that, but my molten heart has given me away

MzJin:
E be like you no like your shrine or u want to set your shrine ablazed.........

I no like am as much as I like your gut

ANIEXTY:
Roses are red, violets are blue;
Sense is free, but it's far from you !!

May God bless you for this 'poetic justice' bruh

*fries a bag of kirikiri beans, eats the whole bag, hot poo comes knocking, poos on thread, cleanse my a$$ with the OP's right hand and walks outta thread as innocent as I came in*

MzJin:
My Second name oga Oversabi..........I still smell jealousy

If not because you are cute I would have used your picture as wallpaper in my shrine.

Congratulations baba baby.

Meanwhile, Kunle AFOD couldn't AFFORD a nice haircut. Yes! Pun intended, i'm in my shrine coman beat me

BreezyCB:
Congratulations

More life



Where's Efe

Busy creating some noise aka pangolo akamu music

Say amen to this lil prayer.


Ayam Pastor IDon'tGiveAFvckAboutThePost.

MzJin:
Gosh i smell jealousy

Your nose will nor kii u. So, you're the Chairlady of Jealousy Smeller Association of Nigeria. Kontinu

Overhyped beauty

Are you begging for bleeps or what?!

Here we go again, trying to rip me off my precious FVCKS. Well I have none to give, live with that. Fvck is life.

Wake me up when this resuscitates your dead career. Awon ti Ankara braid

This is the result of money lover (Igbo) and stubborn head (Hausa) confrontation.


*dogdes stone and slippers*

Afonja = Excellence

We the Afonjas are so used to success that we no longer roll out drums for stuffs like this.


Meanwhile, congratulations to this one out of a zillion ipobs doing the appropriate development. You have 'shown' your fellow developers how real development is done.

Quote me and take a stroll to sambisa barefooted.

I'm a fvckllonaire, but I've been battling with one attitude since birth, I don't know how to give a fvck. Don't bother teaching me, keep your knowledge to yourself.

The Nigerian Police is well known for running; running their mouth and running away from responsibility.

The kind of weed this woman smokes is custom made.

Omo this fabu no be here o, make una lie with sense at least.

Denrele and Bobrisky! Come and see your predecessor oh... See him panla face.

Olamide looks like he works at a cement factory in Abeokuta with that hair style

*dogdes stones and red cups from Olamide's fans*

kinibd:
Boring

That still doesn't squeeze a fvck out of me bro/sis

Allow this woman rest na, and bury her already

On a fateful Wednesday morning, I went to a platform where I usually take solace away from my boredom. The platform was full of subjects to choose from. I swiftly got busy with the front page to release my 'reading orgasm', unknown to me that a trap had been set to rip me off my precious FVCKS. I dashingly swerved to avoid the trap, and I thought to myself 'should I give a fake fvck (thumbs up) to make it out of here in one piece?', another voice said to me 'not today, even fake fvcks are priceless, fight through it like a man it will be over soon'. I switched on my Jet Li mode. Alas! I walked out of the post stainless. No Bleep lost, no injury gained

End of story..

Oya come and be going.

Na wa o. I don't know why the mortality rate of this year has attained such heigth: Seems it's operating with dollar exchange rate ni sha...


R.I.P Lad...

A wise man once said 'you can't give your fvcks and have it'.

Click like if your fvck cannot be given today, due to the high rate of fvck exchange on global market.