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MurderX:I'm dead sure you're still hoping I'll give a fvck, but I'm sorry to disappoint u bro, no fvck can be given in this recession. Fvck exchange rate is not smiling nowadays. I hope you understand ![]()
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kceewhyte:Fvck is life bruh, protect every fvck with all you've gat. That's how to live a life with no fvckery. It works all d time bruh ![]() |
On a fateful Monday morning, I went to a platform where I usually take solace away from my boredom. The platform was full of subjects to choose from. I swiftly got busy with the front page to release my 'reading orgasm', unknown to me that a trap had been set to rip me off my precious FVCKS. I dashingly swerved to avoid the trap, and I thought to myself 'should I give a fake fvck (thumbs up) to make it out of here in one piece?', another voice said to me 'not today, even fake fvcks are priceless, fight through it like a man it will be over soon'. I switched on my Jet Li mode. Alas! I walked out of the post stainless. No Bleep lost, no injury gained ![]() End of story.. Oya come and be going. |
On a fateful Saturday afternoon, I went to a platform where I usually take solace away from my boredom. The platform was full of subjects to choose from. I swiftly got busy with the front page to release my 'reading orgasm', unknown to me that a trap had been set to rip me off my precious FVCKS. I dashingly swerved to avoid the trap, and I thought to myself 'should I give a fake fvck (thumbs up) to make it out of here in one piece?', another voice said to me 'not today, even fake fvcks are priceless, fight through it like a man it will be over soon'. I switched on my Jet Li mode. Alas! I walked out of the post stainless. No Bleep lost, no injury gained ![]() End of story.. Oya come and be going. |
Thank you for educating us Mr. or Mrs. OP |
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If you have a spare fvck, save yourself the stress of giving it on my behalf. As for me and my destiny NO FVCK shall be given, cos fvck is now very expensive on fvck exchange market. Recession dey!!!
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Na wa o. I can't imagine what this lil girl has been through. |
Uhmm! See how she fresh like today bread, whereas na last week puff puff. *dodges bullets from Tonto's fans*
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Oloshoism |
Undeniable anointing is what Daddy G.O has. I celebrate you sir. |
Modern day madness |
Diebyfire05:Brown 'room' indeed ![]() |
He should simply say 'É how are you' like we Yorubas address an elderly person. Nothing pesin no go see for this country.. Meanwhile, lemme go and take care of my body odour.
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This is what happens when riches reaches the wrong hands. Pun intended
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Toolz Toolz! Omore bi custard. We don see say you sef dey enter uber. Meanwhile, is it me or Toolz go don comot the Viagra give her husband for the night. ![]()
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The rich marrying the rich since 1406.
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Chai! Aunty you can lie o
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GOSSIP The circumference of Segun EYErinze's eyeballs is equivalent to Cossy WHOREjiakor's mammary glands. No be me talk am o! Na me sef, i'm in my igloo come and freeze me.
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No woman deserves to go through such ordeal. Be strong for your kid Aunty Mercy, and choose wisely next time. You are forgiven, go and sin no more. Na so she escape my bashing sha:
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Please help me understand o, is Adewale ayUBER the founder of UBER?
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We fit chop anything for this Naija sha o. Na every animal get him own peppersoup for here. Meanwhile, make I go chop my lice peppersoup wey remain.
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'High' thank God for your life bro. What your 'highs' have seen will make you run, when any of those friends of yours visits you to say 'high'. Keep your head up 'high' and get a 'higher' education about drug use. ![]()
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From the days of 'I need to know' to 'Jenifa's Diary' you have done well ma. Congratulations to a special breed. Meanwhile, OP no fit charge him phone before him do this aproko give us ![]()
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