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Celebrities / Re: Photo: Timaya Rocks Ripped Jeans by hydrocarbon(m): 11:39am On Mar 23, 2015
missclasssy:
No responsible and proper thinking person would feel comfortable wearing this undecided
. E no concern u oooooo
Family / Re: "My Wife Wears Sexy Dresses..but Wouldn't Let Me Touch Her" A Husband by hydrocarbon(m): 11:03pm On Feb 18, 2015
Evina:
She is punishing the man.

I don't know how people are too tired to indulge in an activity that guarantees absolute relaxation. wink
My sister help me ask them abeg!
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Rally: Soldiers Occupy Rivers Amiesimaka Stadium by hydrocarbon(m): 3:07pm On Jan 24, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:

U get sense at all? The owner of the stadium, the Rivers State Government, has said it doesn't want it to be used. Why must PDP use soldiers, that are supposed to be in the North East, to forcefully take it?


You self no get sense!!!,rivers state stadium na amaechi money them take build am or na tax money,,?honestly the guy no see nathin yet,he's only biting more than he can chew
Romance / Re: She's Pregnant For Me Even When I Told Her Am Not Ready by hydrocarbon(m): 7:44am On Jan 19, 2015
miniziter:
We've been together for more than 3 years, I love her so much. But why am scared is that I never got the conviction that she's my wife because they keep on telling me I have a lot of work to do if truly I want to marry her.I was also told she's into a covenant/possessed.I ask her to take a contraceptive on the day we had fun but she refuse that she want it.Although, I ask her to abort which she lateragree after much trouble but she was told (by the doctor) not to abort or else she will die.Am really scared because I don't know why she's taking this step.

Guy no do eye service,doctor no tell her anythin,that gist na jafa to tie u down,I no know why women no fit understand simple thing when a guy says I'm not ready,do they like the hardship n surferin or what ?if you are not ready pls simply abscond,no be beans to father a baby when you ain't ready o...I don talk my own
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Photo Of Herself And Her Man In Bed by hydrocarbon(m): 7:44am On Jan 15, 2015
brito:





What is she then?

Ur a fool
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Photo Of Herself And Her Man In Bed by hydrocarbon(m): 7:40am On Jan 15, 2015
unmask:
and how is that your cup of tea?


Do you know how many men your mom dated before she settled with your dad?


Nice on bro...question of the century

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Photo Of Herself And Her Man In Bed by hydrocarbon(m): 7:38am On Jan 15, 2015
naijaboiy:

See the way you're comfortable calling your fellow woman a Whõre undecided
Don't mind the hideous fool, as if she's anywhere near tonto's class..mtcheeeeeeew
Family / Re: Mothers, How Many Of You Still Do This? by hydrocarbon(m): 8:37pm On Jan 11, 2015
notoriousbabe:
ONE HONEST LEADER.
How can a former Head of State who earns 300 million
Naira per annum, say he has no N27 Million to buy
presidential nomination form? A very pertinent
question, I must say. And as someone who believes in
knowing the truth before acting, I took my enquiry to
the Nigerian ministry of finance and this was the
response I got: Yes, it is true, All heads of states collect
on the average 23 million Naira every month, apart
from General Muhammadu Buhari. He (General Buhari)
objected to collecting most of the allowances,insisting
they were bogus and therefore amount to corruption.
He personally wrote a letter to the ministry to that
effect. As a result he collected only N2.3M a month
equivalent of 10% of what he is entitled, which he
believes is his legitimate earnings!! Imagine how
honest this man is!! May God give us the wisdom to
accept reality. Please let's vote wisely, we need a
leader that can fight corruption. Buhari is that leader.
Investigation also has it on authority that he is the only
one amongst past presidents who returns his car after
a 4 year cycle for a replacement as required. Others get
the new and keep the old. Share with Nigerians.
This is a campaign material please pass on and share
within your circle of influence if you align with
operation CHANGE.... #Vote CHANGE....otherwise, feel
free to ignore it
. You are sick !

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs. Southampton (0 - 1) On 11th January 2015 by hydrocarbon(m): 8:11pm On Jan 11, 2015
Aystarz:


Well I bet Ivorien fans are watching this one, especially with Yaya Toure and their other superstars playing.
. What's this one saying ! Yayatoure dey man u ?
Religion / Re: 7 Nigerian Ministers of God You Mustn't Fail To Listen To by hydrocarbon(m): 11:02am On Jan 11, 2015
Look @ you ops,so the rest talk shit ??
Phones / Re: 15 Technically Possible But Awful Ways To Charge Your Phone Without Electricity by hydrocarbon(m): 8:58pm On Jan 10, 2015
Arrant nonsense shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Cameroon Appeals For International Military Aid To Fight Boko Haram by hydrocarbon(m): 9:09am On Jan 10, 2015
Jeezyy:
Hehehe...thought they were braging that they'll crush BH if it dare touch any of their citizen.
. No mind them,the ball is now in their court grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Assembly Of God Church Blasts Nollywood Stars Who Endorse Coca Cola (Photo) by hydrocarbon(m): 11:49pm On Jan 08, 2015
jingh:
So pastors now pull publicity stunt.
make someone ask d pastor if himself name dey d book.

that is a simple message for us all,not just for celebs,it's simply says"REPENT "4 G-d's kingdom is @ hand
Romance / Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by hydrocarbon(m): 11:32pm On Jan 08, 2015
Blackeard:
Another problem is most nigerian ladies r boring. They can't hold a convo to save their life. They expect u to be the only one talking while they just stay there chipping in the occasional "oh" "k" "kk" "lol" "aii". Nothing turns me off more than monosyllabic responses
. . Honestly it's damn so annoying like an interview section
Religion / Re: Was Number 44 Of Suliemans Prophecy Refering To Chris Oyakhilome? by hydrocarbon(m): 1:22pm On Jan 06, 2015
Rev chris oyakhilome is the pioneer of new generation teachings,he personally and his cohorts have deceived many and lead them astray,I can wait for God 2 visit him in a special way,adeboye,TB joshua,oyedepo,olukoya...they are birds of a feather and great advocates of lucifer..I have spoken..believe it or live it.. shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson-okojie Vs Tonto Dikeh: Who Is A Better Actress? by hydrocarbon(m): 2:38pm On Oct 26, 2014
Dygeasy:
If I can watch an actress and she cannot appeal to me physically, sexually, emotionally, dramatically and in fact realistically then the eject button is my next point of call.

Mercy Johnson- Okojie meets all of the above.

But Tonto Dikeh?

Physically: She just dey. I don't like her.

Sexually? Flat yansh, flat _breast. Mercy Johnson? Full Option grin

Emotionally? Too fake.

Dramatically: Very poor. She overacts.

Realistically: Village girl with American accent. Really fake.


Mercy Johnson any time any day even if her role na to just murmur. cheesy
......m.. . You'v just said u don't like her,so ur free 2 write all manner of sh*ts about her....mtcheeeew,as if ur beter off than her
Politics / Re: Finally, Jonathan Declares Interest In 2015 Election by hydrocarbon(m): 6:49pm On Oct 23, 2014
Amen..space booked
Romance / Re: A Guy I Like Seems To Be Ignoring Me. by hydrocarbon(m): 11:39am On Oct 23, 2014
msrita:
So I really like this guy , we're in the same faculty and level but different departments so we share the same lecture venue for all our lectures.
He's really cool and quiet and that's what I like most in a guy. I stare at him a lot though I try not to and I catch him staring at me sometimes too , sometimes we turn at d same time to stare at each other, the issue is he seems to be ignoring me, I mean he talks to almost every one I relate and associate with ,but he acts as though he doesn't see me , he'll walk up to where I'm standing with a group of friends and greet everyone there except me ,sometimes he passes too close for someone who doesn't like me , his body brushes mine lightly, well we've greeted a few times . I get a lot of attention from guys in my class dunno if that's why he doesn't wanna get close or because the most wanted guy in my class is my best friend though people believe we are dating and I'm an easy person , it even shows on my face. But common I like this guy naturally and wanna be friends with him , I don't think further than that or maybe I do, and oh! He has a favorite girl in our venue , he walks mostly with only her ,u hardly even catch walking with guys its either only him or her. So what's your take on this people, please no harsh comments ,a sister is just sharing her feelings. Thanks.
....................stop beating around the bush,the guy no gbadu u,so just lock-up and move on,a bold step might be badly mis-interpretad...
Health / Re: NMA Promises To Stop Strike As Bargaining Tool by hydrocarbon(m): 8:26pm On Oct 21, 2014
if they like ! cool
Politics / Re: Mimiko Lashes Out At Ondo PDP Exco by hydrocarbon(m): 8:22pm On Oct 21, 2014
siraj1402:
The Ondo State governor, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko, on Tuesday lashed out at members of the Ondo State People’s Democratic Party executive, saying nobody would force him out of the party.

It will be his first reaction to the contentions raised by his defection to the party, particularly as it affects power sharing in the state executive committee.

While addressing party’s youth leaders from different parts of the country led by the National Youth Leader of the PDP, Alhaji Abdullahi Maibasira in Akure, Mimiko said he was not in the party to create crisis, but to add value to it.

Referring to the accusations by the state executive council that he had come to disorganise the party, the governor said discipline must be maintained for the PDP to be able to win elections in 2015.........so how e take concern me!

According to him, there is the need to ensure the enforcement of the decisions reached at the highest level of the party.

He said, “No party will survive without party discipline, a party that takes decision and cannot enforce it is not a party, a situation where decisions are taken at the highest level chaired by the Senate President and some party members went to court to challenge is unacceptable.

“I have not come to PDP to be part of crisis, I have come to add value, I am not coming into PDP on the eve of a second term election and that is part of what we should consider, as a person I have no second term ambition, there is no Senate available for me, I have only come to add value.

“I am back in this party, I have made the move and nobody is going to force me out of PDP again, if anybody thinks he will create crisis and I will get angry and leave they are just wasting time, let us come together and build this party, discipline must be maintained.

“My colleagues that have decamped to PDP in the past they give them all the structure, all of them, Abia, Bauchi, Zamfara but I said I don’t need all the structure just to give comfort to the people am bringing on board, out of 27 seats at the state level I said let me take 14 and they take 13, anybody that say that is not fair enough for a governor that is coming with 25 members out of 26 in the House of Assembly.

“Since we came on board in 2009, we have had eight elections, Labour Party did not lose any of them, that is that value we are bringing and that is why am saying that the minimum is what we are asking, I was even surprised that people are contesting, I thought they should be exited

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Politics / Re: Mimiko Lashes Out At Ondo PDP Exco by hydrocarbon(m): 8:22pm On Oct 21, 2014
siraj1402:
The Ondo State governor, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko, on Tuesday lashed out at members of the Ondo State People’s Democratic Party executive, saying nobody would force him out of the party.

It will be his first reaction to the contentions raised by his defection to the party, particularly as it affects power sharing in the state executive committee.

While addressing party’s youth leaders from different parts of the country led by the National Youth Leader of the PDP, Alhaji Abdullahi Maibasira in Akure, Mimiko said he was not in the party to create crisis, but to add value to it.

Referring to the accusations by the state executive council that he had come to disorganise the party, the governor said discipline must be maintained for the PDP to be able to win elections in 2015.........4o how e take concern me!

According to him, there is the need to ensure the enforcement of the decisions reached at the highest level of the party.

He said, “No party will survive without party discipline, a party that takes decision and cannot enforce it is not a party, a situation where decisions are taken at the highest level chaired by the Senate President and some party members went to court to challenge is unacceptable.

“I have not come to PDP to be part of crisis, I have come to add value, I am not coming into PDP on the eve of a second term election and that is part of what we should consider, as a person I have no second term ambition, there is no Senate available for me, I have only come to add value.

“I am back in this party, I have made the move and nobody is going to force me out of PDP again, if anybody thinks he will create crisis and I will get angry and leave they are just wasting time, let us come together and build this party, discipline must be maintained.

“My colleagues that have decamped to PDP in the past they give them all the structure, all of them, Abia, Bauchi, Zamfara but I said I don’t need all the structure just to give comfort to the people am bringing on board, out of 27 seats at the state level I said let me take 14 and they take 13, anybody that say that is not fair enough for a governor that is coming with 25 members out of 26 in the House of Assembly.

“Since we came on board in 2009, we have had eight elections, Labour Party did not lose any of them, that is that value we are bringing and that is why am saying that the minimum is what we are asking, I was even surprised that people are contesting, I thought they should be exited
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos : President Jonathan Commissions Dutse International Airport by hydrocarbon(m): 7:35pm On Oct 21, 2014
I hope no flooding,via enugu tinx
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Shows Off her Sexy Body As She Sails On Luxury by hydrocarbon(m): 2:05pm On Oct 21, 2014
post=27326301:



[img]http://2.bp..com/-0p5fODlRWBM/VEZA-9CvClI/AAAAAAADu10/XYfV8eOp3qU/s1600/1.png[/img]

Nollywood actress, who is currently vacationing in Dubai, said she rented a yacht for two days to kill hotel boredom. She wore a sheer cover-up over her bikini........I don die !see badeey


SEE MORE PHOTOS. ....HERE
Politics / Re: Buhari Took Bank Loan To Purchase APC Nomination Form by hydrocarbon(m): 11:37am On Oct 17, 2014
etunoman76:
Buhari meanwhile, yesterday procured the party’s N27.5 million expression of interest and nomination forms at the national secretariat.

Lamenting what the costs of the forms were high, he said that it took the understanding of his bankers in Kaduna and Abuja to raise the money.

“It’s a pity I couldn’t influence this amount to be put down as in the case of ladies and the disabled that intend to participate. I always looked left and right in our meetings but I could not read sympathy, so I kept my trap.

“But I felt heavily sorry for myself because I don’t want to go and ask somebody to pay for my nomination forms, because I always try to pay myself, at least for the nomination.

“N27 million is a big sum, thankfully I have personal relationship with the manager of my bank in Kaduna and early this morning, I put an early call (and) I told him that very soon the forms are coming, so, whether I am on red, or green or even black please honour it, otherwise I may lose the nomination.

“I was about to go to Kaduna this morning and I told the Chairman (John Odigie-Oyegun) but he said in that case, you better pick your form and keep a straight face. That means there is no excuse,” Buhari said.

Responding after handing over the forms to Buhari, the national chairman of the party, Chief Odigie-Oyegun explained that the N27.5m was carefully chosen to “separate men from the boys”.

“Let me say that the N27.5m is to separate the men from the boys. It is quite clear. We know you. I don’t expect you have N27m under your bed. But I expected that there are Nigerians who will vouch for you any day and who are ready to stand for you any day and that is the result that we have obtained today”, he said.

The chairman who expressed satisfaction over the turnout that greeted Buhari’s presidential declaration at Eagles Square in Abuja on Wednesday further stated that APC’s train was already on its way to the Aso Rock Presidential Villa.

Odigie-Oyegun also yesterday said the party would not be averse to the emergence of a consensus candidate should all the presidential aspirants in the party agree to it. He nevertheless stated the readiness of the party to conduct free and fair primaries that would be acceptable to all.

He said: “I want to congratulate you again on the great event that I watched very avidly on television yesterday. It was good for you but it was good for me and the party. I watched it and I knew the entire nation was watching. And I knew inside me what they would be saying. Yes, truly, APC has arrived. These people mean business. Yes, we are going to have quite a few aspirants and we are very glad at the level of display that one by one, they are putting up. It’s a clear indication of the quality in APC.

”It is a clear indication of the quality of leadership that we are offering the nation. “All the people being presented by the APC, there is not one to my mind, so far, who is not eminently qualified to govern this nation and who given even half a chance will not beat anybody PDP can bring to the fore.”


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/10/jonathan-blasts-buhari-says-buhari-promising/
4 him mind na loan he take o....mtcheeew
Politics / Re: Agbakoba Sues Army Over 12 Soldiers’ Conviction by hydrocarbon(m): 10:28am On Oct 09, 2014
[quote author=prettyboi1989 post=26985696]A former President of the Nigerian Bar Association, Olisa Agbakoba (SAN), has dragged the Nigerian Army before a Federal High Court in Abuja, challenging the death sentence passed by the military General Court Martial on 12 soldiers.

A nine-man GCM had on September 16, 2014, pronounced 12 Nigerian soldiers guilty of mutiny and consequently sentenced them to death by firing squad.
But Agbakoba, in a suit marked FHC/ABJ/CS/708/2014, is contesting the legality of the military tribunal.

According to him, the composition of the GCM violated Section 36(1) of the 1999 Constitution, which preserves the right of an accused person to fair hearing.
The lawyer argued further that sections 133(3)(4) and (5) of the Armed Forces Act, which empowered the GCM, was null and void since it was inconsistent with section 36(1) of the 1999 Constitution.
In the affidavit in support of his suit, Agbakoba averred that it was unlawful for the Commander of the Army Headquarters Garrison, Mogadishu Cantonment, Brig. Gen. D.T. Ndiomu, to single-handedly appoint all the members of the military tribunal.

He said since all the members of the GCM were soldiers appointed by Ndiomu, the convicted soldiers were denied their right to independence and impartial trial.
The senior advocate said, “The independence and impartiality of the court martial was not secured in the trial of the soldiers. This is because all those who participated in the hevents related to the court martial were Army officers. They were the investigators, the prosecutors, the president, the judge advocate, the waiting member, and other members of the court martial.”

The suit filed under the Fundamental Rights (Enforcement Procedure) Rules 2009 is seeking, among other reliefs, “a declaration that the convening and composition of the Army General Court Martial which convicted and sentenced the 12 soldiers to death by firing squad for various offences on September 16, 2014 is contrary to Section 36(1) of the Constitution of the Nigeria, 1999.”
Agbakoba is praying the court to set aside the death sentence on the 12 soldiers.

Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/agbakoba-sues-army-over-12-soldiers-conviction/[/quote........]oh my G-d..see chalenge ! If book no sweet make I just die.....
Sports / Re: Keshi Has Lost It - Victor Ikpeba by hydrocarbon(m): 3:47am On Oct 04, 2014
dabossman:

And Ikpeba calls himself an ex-footballer? He should be ashamed of himself. Do you ever stop building a football team? Should Keshi just stick to the team that won Afcon in 2013 even if some players loose form or are no longer at their best? Has Barcelona or Bayern Munich stopped building their team simply because they've won their leagues and the Champions League? Why do they bring in new players every season?

How many years did it take Joachim Low to build the German team that won the World Cup? There were at least 10 new players in that squad from the one that played at South Africa 2010.

Ikpeba, are you sure you're qualified to analyses football with this kind of reasoning. A football team is always going through building. It never ends.
....I see u don't understand nigerian football,,who are the guys he's callin up for the games when we'v got better and more experienced players,I do agree with ikpeba,he has lost it

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Religion / Re: Efolk: by hydrocarbon(m): 10:06pm On Oct 02, 2014
blacknight: Aboy this not an avenue for stammering, i believe you are not efficient and you are jst a fan or a fucking massa. Efficient men observe dia number 4 coz it protects us from troubles or even death. All the same dey bam dia!!!
.....ave sir
Health / Re: US Sends Medical Experts To Study How Nigeria Tamed Ebola by hydrocarbon(m): 11:20am On Oct 02, 2014
UjSizzle: If I wasn't so concerned about the lives that could be lost in the United States, I'd allow myself laugh at this grin
. Proudly 9ja,so finally US seeking our help.......the first dey say "shall be the last"....shameless people

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Career / Re: Successful Nigerians Who Never Went To A University by hydrocarbon(m): 3:49pm On Oct 01, 2014
searay: Op you dey jealous abi? What do you mean by being succesful?
Having Money is not what I call being successful
then what is being successfull ? Thomas
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Message To TB Joshua On Collapsed Building by hydrocarbon(m): 7:40am On Oct 01, 2014
englishmart: But she still looks like a smoker.

watin come be your business if she looks like a smoker...idiot !!mtcheeew
Education / Re: Which Nigeria Universities Diploma Programme Is Out? by hydrocarbon(m): 2:34pm On Sep 23, 2014
Like serious ! grin

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