adadadon:
And yes I made it, all nairalanders are invited to my call to bar holding on the 29th November

wow thank God...hmm can't wait for mine oh....hope it will be easy during our time too.

neyran:


didnt your sec sch teacher told you that human beings are also animals?

lmao

1x2x3:
Guy na wah for you oo. Give her good marathon of sexxx at night she will certainly sleep off afterwards. Put the lights on and examine, if nothing is found make sure you don't cover her up and don't turn the light back off if possible carry chair sit beside the bed till she wakes up.

lmao

Wealth3g:
What should be done? My legally-married wife doesn't allow me to see her unclothedness. Is this normal? Advise pls..
Whenever she's naked at home and notices my pressence, she quickly re-adjusts, she even feel free in presence of her sisters by not minding her postures, but when i'm around, it's something else. When she takes her bath and I want to join, she turns it down and locks.
what could be wrong? She has been like dis since we knew, five years ago.
pls advice.

dere ntn wrong with her....she's just having self confidence issues or probably she's a very shy person....compliment her body..make her no u love her d way she is..make her no u dont like d fact dat she covers too much around you..some women are extremely shy dats y most of dem prefers having sex in d dark...some can't even look you in the eye.

TPAND:
Damn! But hol up!
How do you guys make love, with clothes on?

lol

killed!


Bros abeg, which drink u go like drink Do u take champion's league? Or Goldberg U deserve a medal infact!

exactly

Vikkiboi:

Oh yeah, you do

😀

KingCheezyPuff:
yeah.
She got a right 2 choose what she does with her body and she should not be labeled harshly because of her gender
••••••
And ERM I never said a man was a hoe for having sex or multiple sex partners
...... Unless he got a woman

lol

PaulKillerman:
I hate women so much, I see all as Gold diggers out for who to leech and parasitize , and as such I only see them as object for sexual gratification......

and yes, I'm about 30 , I don't have any Girlfriend or any Close female friend either, my elder sister is already pestering me on getting to at least have a GF , and start looking forward to marriage , that I'V got all it takes..... I told her I wasn't interested in women at all, she immediately started calling her pastors to organise prayers for me, and have been pestering me to visit her man of God... please am I normal? What should I do?

so weird

I'll pass

lol

Chepy1:
Hello guys
I have a sis who is about 22 years old, schools in a private university. She lives alone off her school campus but a friend of hers stays with her, she own a car which is less than six months that she uses for school runs and other social activity. She called me a couple of minutes ago saying she had mistakenly crashed the car against the fence of her building and she needed me to get it repaired. But the truth about it according to what a friend of mine who studies in her in school told me was that she is seeing a particular guy, who she recklessly spends on, and it was he who damaged the car and not my sis..... I plan on paying her a visit tomorrow at school.... The question here is should I strip her completely of all the benefits she enjoys or talk to her about the guy who she is allegedly dating

just sit her down and talk to her and make her see reasons.

bolaji73:
just as he sacked all the Christian lecturers in unilorin abi?

Lmao
abi

MrFerrari:
I created this monicker to hide my identity.

I am a political appointee working as an aide to my state Governor. My girlfriend came over to my office with her friend who just got posted for her NYSC and seeking for a PPA

I gave them a note to take to the ministry she said she wants but they came back telling me they were told the Commissioner wasn't on seat. Knowing fully how the system works, I realized they were just diplomatically chased out cos they don't have an appointment with him.

So we drove out all three of us, went over, met the commissioner and explained what I want. He immediately directed she starts her documentation right away hence, my babe and I had to leave her over there and head back to my office.

Seeing that it's already minutes pass 5pm and the official quarters of the Govt House was empty, we decided to have a quick one with my babe in my office, believing that no any other government functionaries is on seat as the car park was kinda empty.

Just as we were in the middle of it, the SSG and Chief Protocol Officer drove in and on seeing my car, they came over to my office (we no even hear anyone knocking sef) . So they decided to peep thru the window as they were a bit worried seeing that my car was there but my office is locked from the inside.

To cut long story short, I was caught red handed making out right inside the office. Though none of them is my direct principal but the Governor himself, I'm afraid they might stylishly leak it out cos we had some problems with the SSG two weeks ago.

Now should I face him and plead he covers my arse or I should just wait and see if he might not even take the issue up to the powers that be?

Kindly help a brother pls.

lol this is so funny....the best thing is to play dumb

Jainine:
Keeping a balance is all that is needed.

If you can't then you choose the one that matters most to you. You take career and pursue fully or take marriage commit fully.

Although I find the attitude of most African men towards a career woman very disgusting. A man wants to pursue his career fully and expect his wife to sacrifice. I believe It should be a combined effort. We are in the 21st century and we should act like enlightened people.

exactly just strike a balance btw both.
I can't leave any for any..

DzTzl:
u wc hanney! m sure u had a fab day

yea I did it was awesome

lirusehn:
Mods abeg endeavor to move this to the right section


If you are expecting the Chinua-Achebe's kind of write-up 'You are on a Long thing .


STRAIGHT TO THE POINT


It was around 4PM on Friday after a long hectic journey,having to leave Lagos for Kaduna was one hell of a nightmare .

Left Lagos around 9 PM on Friday and unfortunately the bus Bleep*d us all up before getting to Lokoja, we wasted like 5 hours and after much ado I got to school around 3:30PM with my tommy requesting for executive restoration.

The first thing to know about me is the fact that I can't stand hunger for 10 minutes as i may end up crying out loud like a kid and funny enough my desire for food is always on a zero level while traveling,Irrespective of how far the journey could be i can't stand eating nor drinking anything.



My girlfriend came to meet me on my way to my lodge,I had scanned her hand hoping to see a food warmer or food flask but I only could see her hand bag 'WTF' i screamed inside of me.


FAST-FORWARDED TO MY ROOM.



It was already some minutes to 4 o'clock and my stomach isn't helping matters, I needed to eat something but ain't gon' start walking to community market which has always served as my 'Mr Biggs' . The distance alone would only provoke those precious worms inside of me who had almost finished my tiny intestine.

Need i tell you my worms are like snakes?? Mehn!! You won't believe ryt?? Trust me these niccurs got no chill They can finish one bowl of garrri within 5 minutes . Don't even tell me to de-worm, can't stand to loose them.



Back to the topic, My GF advised
me to cook it came as a shock as i smiled like a wounded ant. Cook?? You mean puke?? . Where would i get foodstuffs from?

She explained how she got 3 bowls of rice from a friend who stays somewhere around my lodge and how she couldn't take it home.

Blah blah blah!! The rice has so far been in my room since then. Glad she has a spare key to my room,hehe!! If not i for no get hope.

We agreed we gon' cook. Won't that take like hours?? I might not make it i thought .

The only pot i have should do the magic,' My almighty PRESSURE POT' . To whom it may concern, I bought this pot 2013 and have not used it more than 7 times despite being my only pot and my gas cooker is all repping. The gas no one finish 'Edakun help me!!' after 3 Yrs??


Who's gon' stop this cooking? i asked myself. Calm down my spirit said!!!
Post Malone wasn't helping matters too, I had sworn to disturb the whole lodge with my newly downloaded Post Malone songs. This guy na fire AhswearuGod!!!

¿“Cigarettes and a headband. Commas¡ commas in my head man. Slumped over like a dead man...¡”. Mehn!! Nawaoo Post Malone is gon' kill sombori

She brought out the rice and was shocked to see Ofada rice, 'plz sombori call 9 1 1' this black thing?? why not Kuku kill me na. . Not like I had any other option so I just couldn't stop her from cooking it.

Wey pepper and tomato na? She gave me this nasty look like she was gonna stop cooking if I hadn't shut up.
Can't sombori play with you again? Action speaks louder than voice obviously!!!


Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! The pot popped out pressured vapor as usual, I knew the food was on the come. I noticed starch oozing outa the vent tube.was this normal?? IONO. Less than 7 minutes the food was to be parboiled, i removed the weight valve and ssshhhh again the pressure escaped. Little did I know the worst was about to happen. The whole pressure had escaped and it was time for me to open the pot.

I sang the last verse of the then playing tear$ by Post Malone. I Was so ready to open the pot but like the pot was stiffened by those who wanted me to die of hunger. As a typical yoruba guy, the first thing that came to my mind was 'My Village people don come'. If not why would this pot start playing pranks all of a sudden?? I had no kola to offer gods nor Palm wine so I was so ready to give the pot all that it demanded.



' Post Malone - whatever' was already playing and this had given me more strength. I garnered my last strength and force opened the Pot. Lo and behold i met my doom.


I shouted JESUS CHRIST but it was already late, God isn't a magician. The pot exploded with full force and the explosion boomed and the final attack was on my face. My average-looking-face?? Why not my chest na . Before I could say 'MEHN' my whole face had turned red and had blanched.

Face wey i dey manage b4 naim come spoil so??
After 30 minutes the whole face don turn something else,i barely could see people around. Syto yaff die o.

I begged my Gf to stop the music or even delete all my Secular songs if possible , I remember say na God i need . Everybody in the lodge had gathered in my room,different voices of friends and foes all echoed in my head. I kept hearing 'sorry o' 'pele' haba'. Almost everybody around turned Doctor all of a sudden as they kept telling all sorta ways to treat the burn.
Imagine Ahmed a Political scientist even prescribed drugs for me. It was until then I knew I was hopeless.



Indeed it was so painful and my face would prolly never remain the same. Whichever way am glad it didnt get more than this. All thankz to God,Thanks to y'all for reading too. Never forece-open your pressure pot so as to avoid stories that touch.


Pics before the burn

nawa oh all dis electric gadgets sf

DzTzl:
Happy birthday to you all, May the Good Lord Increase y'all in as much as i havent met any of you, I jus wanted to wish you a happy birthday because we are birthday mates, Its quite strange to me cz i havent met any one sharing the same birthday date with me. Hence, this post. Long life & prosperity to us!


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Sweetlemon:
How many people here have not failed an exam or at anything before?
Some of the most successful people in the world have been known to fail not once, twice, three, four, or five times but many times. You have not failed until you give up!
Gani Fawehinmi graduated with a 3rd class from Law school or was it his LLB?

both..both law school and d university. ...day tink say it's easy....as a law student sf its not easy we pray everyday to come out with good grades...and law sch is even more tedious dan in d university

AirSultan:
we went to the same school bae, graduated together. I have touched you, smooched you, I don't even know... you attended unilorin na..


If you know them misheal, Muslim, Abu yellow and co, then you know me

rasheed be like say smtin day rong with u I day category of gals wey u day do rubbish with.

AirSultan:
I know you XE..

really were

wtf nawa oh

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Happy new month to Muva and Airsultan. You guys rock!

And to these specially created ladies, Hyeeshat, Dahprech and Alienstar. You are the crack, ladies.

awww tanks boo

u are cute so u are welcome here, in here u will see Gud, bad, naughty, mad, shy, introvert, extrovert, olosho play boys etc any type of presonality u want u will see dem here, jst be cool, before i forget am changing to a new moniker for more info abt dis check my latest thread.. Once again welcome

thanks ill check soon

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Welcome, dear Aishat. You don't need a tutor or governess. Read and you'll get it all. Don't forget to frequent the literature sectioo, too.

Nice smile, I should say. Have a nice stay.

thank you very much..I sure would visit d section soon.

possibilita:
What is the nameof your former monika?

i dont get you

ndujekwu:
U are already in ur 1st learning class. U'll learn, with time. Log-in, read, reply, share, like, post

thankssss

ndujekwu:
U are already in ur 1st learning class. U'll learn, with time. Log-in, read, reply, share, like, post

thanks

youngberry001:
are u a muslim?

yes i am

iPrevail:

You've got a pretty smile. Ya welcome.

thanks

new on Nairaland.....can anybody put me thru

Kunlexic:
lazy girl running from injection.
Ur name is fanimorous sister Aishat

lol

Evina:
Nurses in Nigeria, especially the Government owned hospitals are HORRIBLE!

They are rude, temperamental, unwilling to help and act like you owe them a huge favor- on top money wey you dey pay!

Don't tell me they are human too! That's cow dung cos the profession is service to humanity and YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT BEFORE CHOOSING TO BE PART OF SUCH NOBLE PROFESSION!

Truly, many go into it ONLY as a last resort!

you've said it all...as in dose nurses are so mean...