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EOOJ:
Nickypearl

Haha guy!! why Nikky nw?

Blackhawk01:
You ain't laughing at my Eba, are you?

Abah , no. me just found humour in wat u said.

i need sense8 season2 link

Dis damn pussy is long gone expired.

lifedynamics:
Lol... Ubunja thank you for bringing this movement to Nigeria... I joined last year and it was so life changing.

Look...the best way as a man to live your life is to become what society calls "arrogant" (what women call confidence). It's not hard to become a bad boy... Just don't give a shit anymore and look at girls and walk away... Don't even like their pics on IG... Just be what I call "an arrogant mofo." most girls dig that... The ones who don't have been rubbished by one before and avoid such guys . Humility is overrated.

The sweet part about being "arrogant" is when a girl turns you down you don't feel bad instead you feel she's below you and your confidence surges...But if you're humble or Mr nice guy aka Mumu, mangina, white knight etc. And they reject you... You'll just faint

So don't give a shit about girls and care about football and money more... That the mental secret

in a nut shell, dont be too emotiinal.

being too emotional makes u a mr nice guy....

u ar nt being too emotion presume d fact dat u ar a bad guy.


#Oluwa is involved!!

Explorers:
Accommodation, feeding, drink, visa, airfare are free for two.


So who're you calling?



Make i quickly call Ishilove, or sisisioge

Nikkypearl u'ar all dat i need!!!

Blackhawk01:
Lol. No be wetin I dey chop I go mention nii? I don't eat Amala. I only love swallow when it's Eba, you need to see my joy when I hear eba.

dis guy dey mke me laugh

Bread nd Groundnut

[quote author=nikkypearl post=64469995]Garri with fried fish [/quote
...Lamao

Garri na d first food i go stop to dey eat.


bt i lik u for sayin d truth sha.

norris123:
Please I need advice from you guys, there's this girl I saw last week when I was coming out from bank, she was trying to cross road with my guy and I got attracted to her so I asked my guy to tell her someone is falling for her and she said he should give me her no. We have been talking on phone for close to seven days now and everything seems to going well, have told her how much I love her and she seems to be falling for me too because she calls/flash sometimes but here lies the problem now; we talked on phone in the morning today and in the evening she flashed me and I called her after that we started chatting on whatsapp, she told her me earlier when we were talking on phone she's not happy with her dad, I asked what the problem was she said it's personal, I told her to be happy with her dad that things are hard now so she said no wahala. So when I chatted her up on whatsapp she said she wants some help from me that I should please give her 5k remember we just started talking seven days ago. PLEASE GUYS IF YOU ARE IN MY SHOE WILL YOU GIVE HER THE 5K because am having double mind on that? Please I need answers from you guys. Thanks

guy no dey dull she be play girl. bt if truly u love her, u could test her by givin her 2k out of d 5k she asked for nd tell her dat's all u got. her reaction nd expressions will show u her game. mke it physical wen u wanna giv her .....

nd if she ask money from u again, nt quiet long from d day u gave her dat 2k...tell her u no get. nd observe her reaction nd expression again...

Dis one na Baby Doll na

Sex Doll ti take over eyin Girls ema JAfuck mo!!!

Sex doll, is just a way and style of encouraging and increasing the rate of Onanism in the world...



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Please read carefully and feel free to ask us any question via the comment box below. Below are the steps you need to follow in order to register for JAMB 2018.
STEP 1
To register for 2018 UTME, the first thing to do, is to create a confirmation code with your phone, by sending your “Surname Firstname Othername” to 55019. You will be charged #50 (fifty Naira) for the SMS.
After you’ve done that, you will receive a confirmation code from JAMB.
STEP 2
Then, proceed to any commercial bank (UBA , Firstbank, Union bank etc) to purchase the JAMB E-pin. When you get to the bank, ask for instruction from any of the bank staffs you see. You will be asked to provide the confirmation code which JAMB sent to your phone, they will need it in order to generate your E-pin.
STEP 3
Now that you have purchased the JAMB E-pin, you can now go to any JAMB CBT registered centre you know. You will be asked to provide your o’level result, JAMB E-pin, your confirmation code, and your passport ( they might use the laptop to snap you).
STEP 4
After you have successfully registered for the JAMB 2018, you will be given a print out of the JAMB registration and also the compulsory storybook.
BREAKDOWN OF 2018 UTME REGISTRATION FEES.
JAMB E-pin + storybook =#5000 + #500 ( to be paid together in the bank). CBT registration fee= #700 (to be paid after you have successfully registered for JAMB 2018). The total cost is N6200
You should also know that the phone number you will use for receiving the confirmation code must not have been used previously for that purpose.

hw much is it nd hw do someone go abt d registration??..

kozmokaz:
Lol funny enough I did my home work properly . She ain't dating any guy (from my finding, so how come the "friend zone"

the friend zone of a word came through d way u talk to her, d way u see her. u shuld see her as ur girlfriend nt as ur friend...treat her as ur girl friend already, its just gonna av some limitations. u grab.

call her baby,dear, sweaty...nd all dat...tease her

if u start to see her as ur girl friend..she'll definitely start to see u as her boyfriend...


note: mke her miss u sometimes...don't be desperate over her...take a two days brake sometimes b4 u call her....cus d lower d supply d higher d demand i.e d lower u supply her d higher she demands u.

At last she friend zone u...

Will expresses the future tense

ERORR404:
so there was this lady in the vehicle i was in while travelling to school. she looked in her late twenties(older than me) am just 20. it was quite a long journey so everyone at a point kinda got sleepy, but this lady beside me kept stylishly resting her head on my shoulder.
I just kept acting like it was nothing until she later turned my shoulder to her pillow. later on when she woke up, she initiated a conversation between us and before i knew it we were talking,she collected my phone and was going through my pictures and asking me questions whenever she saw a picture of me with any other girl. when we arrived she asked for my number and before i even got home she was already calling. Now the thing is she is way too older for me, plus I don't find her attractive at all. I don't even know how to tell her. The worst part is I bumped into her the other day at school and she was just acting like i was her boyfriend and stuff.

Tell her something like "Look, there's something I want to tell you. I'm really flattered that you like me, and I feel uncomfortable saying this, but I don't have those feelings for you."...Abeg mke it a private place where it's only u nd her...if she ask why" don't ever get to tell her d reason..or better still tell her that "she's a very nice person, but you don't want to be in a relationship with her".

Don't overstay. As soon as she's had time to express her sadness or anger, simply say that "it's time for you to go, and wish her the best.

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tkpoint2:
Simply play along. Rule 1: Never tell a lady you are not interested.

why should a guy nt tell a lady he's nt interested...na which law b dis again

Can someone tell me those insignificant physical gift u can give to a girl??

Big time complicated

xxxtedyxxx hw do u get a girl to fall madly inlove with u.

Obere4u:
She din dey think about going down Throw the question back. If an me sha.
For me I will be like Are you already fantasising about me hitting you hard. Please don't rape me o. Or better still Come and check but only once

I love dat reply.

#Teddyboo...If a gal ask u " Ar u a virgin?" what's d reason u'd think she ask?

Dothraki:
yeah she gave me herself, she typed it on my phone reluctantly

den tell her who u be na

Ogaonos:
nope

ok

Ogaonos:
hau done dt she respond well.i even said afta flirting wit her'dt c hw we chatin lik sum old couple dt we mak a gud couple wit 10 daughter nd 5sons.wich she said mak i no keep am wit laff.but say mak i control am cum my place na dodging.

I guise u ar starving to get in her pant

NifemiKolade:
Hello nairalanders, please I need y'all to advice me on this particular issue that has troubled me for quite a while.

Damilola was a girl I love so much and I promised myself she's gonna be my Mrs even though a lot of challenges rocked the relationship, we went stronger and does everything together whenever we are together. I am 25 and she's 23. She's schooling at a college in osun state, I'm in my finals at OAU. In one of my visits to her school, I told her we need to concentrate more on our spiritual lives and stop having sex till marriage. She agreed and said we gonna do it together, helping each other get stronger. After 2months,everything about her changed. She stopped calling and even her number wasn't reachable. I tried to get in touch with a guy who lives in the same hotel with her only to discover that the guy and her have been having an affair. I was so angry and dumbfounded cos she always introduce the guy to me whenever I visit saying d guy is a good guy.
I just moved on. Then she called me on my bday and since then, even though I didn't call her back since then I still can't get her off my mind.

Dear friends, how do you think I can get over her and move on with my life.

Guy d only reason d girl left u for dat guy is dat u stop avin sex with her nd she later on discovered d other guy could be giving it to her....


forget her, just let her go....think abundantly!

so dis one just waste him life bcus of #500... he for no elp d soldier drag . ....just giv make d soldier dey go ...soldiers ar pple u cant be argueing wit, dem go just kill person throway for bush...if u say u won prove right for dis Nigeria u ar just proven to die...