Here comes my love story.......


I was just recovering from a recent and rash break up, I was pretty messed up emotionally and I needed to fill the void in me with some new found love but getting one seems rather tedious and out of reach, all the ladies I come across are charmed by my vocal prowess but repelled by my penury.
I was so broke that you could pass me off as a church rat, the sort you see In plank padded churches with little or no tithes to its name.

Love in all of its entirety hasn't always been fair to me, this was my fourth break up in six months and the hurting part of it is that they discard me for a sole reason which is my outright lack of money...it starts with these money bearing remarks "you don't get to buy me things"... "you don't take me out"..."its my birthday and all you could get me is this"..."you don't top up my wallet"... its always the same old gibbering and then it all comes to an abrupt halt..

Mine is a pathetic case worth crying over, lately through the traumas and vile intrigues of my overwhelming breakups I reached a conclusion about love "it comes with a tag price and a rather high one at that"..

Have always been the honest type when it comes to relationships, am like a clean slate devoid of stains and ladies do not in any way like an honest guy who also happens to be poor, that's when the realisation of an alternate and rather fake life popped up in my brain, since the honest me hasn't had any luck with sustaining any relationship I bet the dishonest me will be quite good in sustaining one..that's when I decided to employ a new motto which is "FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT"

You should have seen her, she was well cut out in terms of her elaborate features, fairly toned skin with supple lips and the best part of it all was the milky accessories embedded in her chest, bosoms well padded eagerly craving to be sucked nd fondled at.

I walked up to her and gave my best line.... "how come you are on earth you should dwell with the stars up above"...she gave a faint smile and before she could mutter out any words I stretched out my hands and rolled out my name, I could sense how stunned she was, she shook my hand, "am Iyanu" she said...

Whenever am out hunting I try my possible best to look good, its a basic and well grounded fact that first impressions lingers on for a while so I try to give out a worthwhile first impression which is exactly what played out between Iyanu and myself...she sized me up from my well carved hair down to my shoes and I could sense that she was impressed with every bit of details.

Though am broke but I try to look good, looking good doesn't cost much all thanks to KATANGORA..with just a token you'll get the right stuffs at the right price if you know your way around the ever busy market.

Enough with the gist about how good and dapper I look and let's proceed with my new fictitious and rather interesting life.

Iyanu was a masters student from a humble background, I forgot to mention that she had streamlined body anchored on well crested shoulders, her legs were such as that of a peacock.
She walked with enough grace and panache to make the Queen Of England red with envy..

We exchanged numbers and lucky enough for me she used the same mobile phone service provider as mine which meant lower call cost but still I had to improvise a new and effective way to call her because even with the same network provider am still so so broke to afford a recharge card.

It was exactly 12:30 am on the dot, 12:30 is quite synonymous with "free call"..for me you could swap both words and it's still gonna mean the same thing..

At the first ring she didn't pick, the second was almost midway when she picked up and in a rather drooly and gagged up voice she inquired about who was at the other end of the call, I cleared my throat and gave out my name then it happened, the unexpected happened.....

Its hard to paint a true picture of what love entails when you keep falling for the wrong sorts and for the wrong reasons, poke and probe a bit into the true nature of your partner, know what makes em who they are and let that tower above all other reasons cz in the long run that's what counts and not the elusive looks you seem to be obsessed with.

Am a sucker for sex so I don't undermine it in anyway, sex is more of a cosmetic reason but its an unavoidable reason as well, I'd love for my partner to understand the intricacies and schematics of a good sex but I don't let that alone tower above the inherent reason that love should stand for. Lemme put it this way, you've got a partner who is a kamasutra expert when it comes to wholesomely good sex but such partner lacks the inherent qualities to make a good home.

Love is relative, those boobs or abdominal muscles might look catchy to you but to me they are just sagging muscles firmed up with bras and loads of padding..those catchy ascent might repel you but they might the reason why am trying to court her. Set your parameters when it comes to love and be sure to set good parameters, try and create a balance between outward qualities and inherent qualities, do not just plunge and go head on into a relationship cz you feel drawn to it.

Love is certainly overated, we think highly of it when we should be modest in our thinking, the funny thing about love is that we keep thinking it comes from the heart, the heart has always been synonymous with love, the heart is an integral anatomy contained in our body with the sole function of pumping blood so I don't see the relationship it has with love..

I tend to laugh when people say "use your head not your heart" when it should be "use your head and use it well", love sets out from the brain and ends with the brain, it doesn't go beyond the confines of the brain so its natural and utterly necessary to be rational in matters concerning love after all the brain is involved, so next time you are being fed some wholesome and "A grade" bullshit about the heart being the progeny of your feelings you should be quick to stand your ground and let your brain take its place cz the head is where love should reside and not the heart.

The love bug has one or another sunk its fangs into us, your heart races and you stutter at her sight, the ease with which you carry yourself evades and you almost drool at her sight, that's the shit that happens to me when am stunned by a lady only to find out that they are not exactly what they seem to be, such is life.

Love rough so when you are jilted you still stand firm and unmoved, do not love with your head tucked in completely cz you might just lose your head.

Its hard to paint a true picture of what love entails when you keep falling for the wrong sorts and for the wrong reasons, poke and probe a bit into the true nature of your partner, know what makes em who they are and let that tower above all other reasons cz in the long run that's what counts and not the elusive looks you seem to be obsessed with.

Am a sucker for sex so I don't undermine it in anyway, sex is more of a cosmetic reason but its an unavoidable reason as well, I'd love for my partner to understand the intricacies and schematics of a good sex but I don't let that alone tower above the inherent reason that love should stand for. Lemme put it this way, you've got a partner who is a kamasutra expert when it comes to wholesomely good sex but such partner lacks the inherent qualities to make a good home.

Love is relative, those boobs or abdominal muscles might look catchy to you but to me they are just sagging muscles firmed up with bras and loads of padding..those catchy ascent might repel you but they might the reason why am trying to court her. Set your parameters when it comes to love and be sure to set good parameters, try and create a balance between outward qualities and inherent qualities, do not just plunge and go head on into a relationship cz you feel drawn to it.

Love is certainly overated, we think highly of it when we should be modest in our thinking, the funny thing about love is that we keep thinking it comes from the heart, the heart has always been synonymous with love, the heart is an integral anatomy contained in our body with the sole function of pumping blood so I don't see the relationship it has with love..

I tend to laugh when people say "use your head not your heart" when it should be "use your head and use it well", love sets out from the brain and ends with the brain, it doesn't go beyond the confines of the brain so its natural and utterly necessary to be rational in matters concerning love after all the brain is involved, so next time you are being fed some wholesome and "A grade" bullshit about the heart being the progeny of your feelings you should be quick to stand your ground and let your brain take its place cz the head is where love should reside and not the heart.

The love bug has one or another sunk its fangs into us, your heart races and you stutter at her sight, the ease with which you carry yourself evades and you almost drool at her sight, that's the shit that happens to me when am stunned by a lady only to find out that they are not exactly what they seem to be, such is life.

Love rough so when you are jilted you still stand firm and unmoved, do not love with your head tucked in completely cz you might just lose your head.

Love is a mix of the good, bad and outright ugly..

This rather lenghty write up comes with a story which chronicles my rather interesting love life but before we delve into the story aspect of it I'd like to share my take on love with you......


We fall in love for different reasons, some are utterly absurd while some seem genuine enough, I might like your bosoms and that's a solid reason to trip and topple over for you, just yesterday I fell in love with a lady all coz she had great and rather massive bosoms, the way and manner in which she projected her footsteps were just out of this world, each stroke seemed precise and catlike which I adored and loved,my adoration led to love and we started dating, then I came to know that her bosoms weren't really her's and those well jutted footsteps I adored were made possible because of the stilettos she had on.

More than often we love for the wrong reasons, instead of seeking certain inherent qualities in a partner we constrain ourselves to cosmetic looks and streamlined bodies, a fact which am also guilty of.

I adore the few lot who do not give in to the looks and tools of the opposite sex, it's hard to draw a fine line between natural beauty which implies genuine and unmoderated look and edited looks, nowadays we all carry different faces that's not ours, we are shrouded in thick layers of colours which dials down our true essence, we are all frauds so to say.

I don't fall for looks that often but when I do I try to contain myself, right after the cat is out of the bag and she has no extra "make up" measures on that's when I'd go into a frayed frenzy and I'd be like "are you sure you are the same person have known all this while", if she affirms that she's the very same person then I'd tell her she's been cheating on me while calling it off right at the spot.

Its hard to fall in love with the right partner cz they seem rather elusive and constantly changing, padded butts, proded bosoms, cultured accents, steroid induced butts, these are just a few of what we contend with as guys.

Ladies should be wary of some pretty vile guys out there, when you say yes to a guy you should know you are putting yourself into a whole new emotional context, so before you reel out the words "i do" or "yes" why not just recoil a bit and say "please lemme have enough time to think about this" because in the long run you'll find out that nothing is worth rushing into. Weigh in on the cons and pros before delving into a rather sticky situation cz when you are stuck you'll need a whole lot of wriggling to get out.

There's nothing wrong with a bit of "shakara"..everything comes with a price so to say, your "yes" and "i do" should also come with a price and when I say a price i do not in anyway mean anything of monetary value but I mean the ability to delay a response. Ladies who are quick to say "yes" are always the most vulnerable cz they are seen and taken as being rather cheap. Am not saying you should ward off a guy completely by constantly saying "lemme think about it", you first hint the guy that you like him while also letting him understand the need for you to think it through.
He would be eager to know your reservations about him and in most cases such chaps put in more effort at winning you over, when such happens it becomes a win win situation for the lady.

Do not let money be your "all in all"..a swell purse is a good thing, it brings about the best the world can offer from well crafted handbags to ornamental pieces worth a fortune. Though money is synonymous with happiness but it cannot in anyway take the place of happiness so be careful before you plunge into that lavish lifestyle he offers.

Did you hear that buzzing and ear piercing sound, that's the buzz of an alarm urging you to wake up from your fairy dream. You can't possibly have all you want, life is strewn with shortcomings and unpleasantries so don't think life is a movie set were you get to write and act out your own script sometimes it just doesn't work that way.

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We fall in love for different reasons, some are utterly absurd while some seem genuine enough, I might like your bosoms and that's a solid reason to trip and topple over for you, just yesterday I fell in love with a lady all coz she had great and rather massive bosoms, the way and manner in which she projected her footsteps were just out of this world, each stroke seemed precise and catlike which I adored and loved,my adoration led to love and we started dating, then I came to know that her bosoms weren't really her's and those well jutted footsteps I adored were made possible because of the stilettos she had on.

More than often we love for the wrong reasons, instead of seeking certain inherent qualities in a partner we constrain ourselves to cosmetic looks and streamlined bodies, a fact which am also guilty of.

I adore the few lot who do not give in to the looks and tools of the opposite sex, it's hard to draw a fine line between natural beauty which implies genuine and unmoderated look and edited looks, nowadays we all carry different faces that's not ours, we are shrouded in thick layers of colours which dials down our true essence, we are all frauds so to say.

I don't fall for looks that often but when I do I try to contain myself right after the cat is out of the bag and she has no extra measures on which you call "make up". I'd be like are you sure you are the same person have known all this while, if she affirms then I'd tell her you've been cheating me off your true looks and I call it off right at the spot, its hard to fall in love with the right partner cz they seem rather elusive and constantly changing, padded butts, proded bosoms, cultured accents, steroid induced abs, these are just a few of what we contend with as guys and ladies.

Ladies should be wary of some pretty vile guys out there, when you say yes to a guy you should know you are putting yourself into a whole new emotional context so before you reel out the words "i do" or "yes" why not just recoil a bit and say "please lemme have enough time to think about this" because in the long run you'll find out that nothing is worth rushing into. Weigh in on the cons and pros before delving into a rather sticky situation cz when you are stuck you'll need a whole lot of wriggling to get out.

There's nothing wrong with a bit of "shakara"..everything comes with a price so to say, your "yes" and "i do" should also come with a price and when I say a price i do not in anyway mean anything of monetary value but I mean the ability to delay a response. Ladies who are quick to say "yes" are always the most vulnerable cz they are seen and taken as being rather cheap. Am not saying you should ward off a guy completely by constantly saying "lemme think about it", you first hint the guy that you like him while also letting him understand the need for you to think it through.
He would be eager to know your reservations about him and in most cases such chaps put in more effort at winning you over, when such happens it becomes a win win situation for the lady.

Do not let money be your "all in all"..a swell purse is a good thing, it brings about the best the world can offer from well crafted handbags to ornamental pieces worth a fortune. Though money is synonymous with happiness but it cannot in anyway take the place of happiness so be careful before you plunge into that lavish lifestyle he offers.

Did you hear that buzzing and ear piercing sound, that's the buzz of an alarm urging you to wake up from your fairy dream. You can't possibly have all you want, life is strewn with shortcomings and unpleasantries so don't think life is a movie set were you get to write and act out your own script sometimes it just doesn't work that way.

Gold reserves are a necessity in a world filled with economic uncertainties, a nation with a vast amount of cash or foreign exchange reserve is open to all sort of economic risk and overturns.



When the means of fuelling and growing the national cash reserve is at an all time decline as aptly depicted in the case of our dear country, a gold reserve would suffice as a viable means of fleshing our declining cash reserve, this will in a way create a two way wealth reserve for the nation and as we all know that gold ounces are not susceptible to sudden crashes and lull in prices like in the case of crude oil, this in a way will create a stable and assuring wealth reserve.





Some nations do not even have their reserves in cash, instead they opt for gold bars this is mainly due to the exponential hike in price that it enjoys in the world market. I would even suggest that our foreign exchange reserve be converted to precious metals that way laundering won't be an imminent issue and threat.




Gold reserves are not that easy to cart away or launder, since they are in sizeable and bulky bars this makes them quite heavy and rather safe thus subsiding any graft threat they might be prone or subjected to by dubious politicians, cash reserves on the other hands are quite easy to "lift" and transfer to foreign accounts which inturn makes them pretty volatile.




Right from the onset we were wrong to have a single reserve of wealth which is in foreign exchange alone, we should have followed the trails of nations like United states, Germany, Venezuela and so on, these nations have dual reserves which are mostly in cash and precious metals, when one does bad the other is there to cheer up its fall, they play a complimentary and dual sustaining role, one nudges the other back to life , such nations have something to fall back on when all seems wrong in a depressing economic niche.





Developed nations such as the United State of America do not parade a single stockpile of wealth instead they tend to have an alternate source of wealth which is vested in gold. The fort knox is a good example of an alternate source of wealth, audits done on the monetary value of the gold bars housed in the highly protective fort knox equates to trillions of naira's.




The recurring economic woes that oil restive nations are faced with should serve as a wake up call, it is pertinent that such countries seek out alternative means of creating further wealth, this in a way would cushion the drastic and seemingly falling effect crude prices seems to be having on their economies...




Top notch nations have been known to have a vast stockpile of wealth both in cash and in precious metals, why can't we deem it fit to be copy cats and just replicate this economic steps. fit to be copy cats and just replicate this economic steps.

Gold reserves are a necessity in a world filled with economic uncertainties, a nation with a vast amount of cash or foreign exchange reserve is open to all sort of economic risk and overturns.

When the means of fuelling and growing the national cash reserve is at an all time decline which is very much a situation the country is tucked in, a gold reserve would suffice as a viable means of fleshing the declining cash reserve.

This will in a way create a two way wealth reserve for the nation, gold ounces are not susceptible to a sudden crash but rather a lingering lull in prices which can always be noticed a mile away by a vibrant economic team, this in way will create a stable and assuring wealth reserve.

Some nations do not even have their reserves in cash, instead they opt for gold bars. This is mainly due to the exponential hike in price it enjoys in the world market. I would even suggest that our foreign exchange reserve be converted to this precious metals.

Gold reserves are not that easy to cart away or launder, since they are in sizeable and bulky bars this makes them safe and not prone to laundering, cash reserves on the other hands are quite easy to "lift" and transfer to foreign accounts which inturn makes them pretty volatile.

Right from the onset we were wrong to have a single reserve of wealth which is in foreign exchange alone, we should have followed the trails of nations like United states, Germany, Venezuela and so on, these nations have dual reserves which are mostly in cash and precious metals, when one does bad the other is there to cheer up the economy and nudge it back to life , such nations have something to fall back on when all seems wrong economically

Developed nations such as the United State of America do not parade a single stockpile of wealth instead they tend to have an alternate source of wealth which is vested in gold.

The fort knox is a good example of an alternate source of wealth, audits done on the monetary value of the gold bars housed in the highly protective fort knox equates to trillions of naira's.

The recurring economic woes that oil restive nations are faced with should serve as a wake up call, it is pertinent that such countries seek out alternative means of creating further wealth, this in a way would cushion the drastic and seemingly falling effect crude prices seems to be having on their economies...

Top notch nations have been known to have a vast stockpile of wealth both in cash and in precious metals, why can't we deem it fit to be copy cats and just replicate this economic steps.

For the 2016 batch A is it still fixed for February or a later date?

when is batch A for A16 going for service, some are saying February and some insist on may...which is true.?

emmydeep:
My dear, don't mind these us.eless, jobless urchings that comes to Nlnd to display their foly.
Why would a lower house for that matter treat a minister of the federal republic with so much disrespect and the Op is here talking baldadash?

. Get your crooked bearings straightened out, the lower house u jez happened to have mentioned accrues more power nd respect than the office of a damn minister who happened to have been picked from a rallying lot...the house was totally wrong in disrespecting her but plz the contrast u are making between both are jez too absurd..a house of abt 360 or there about constituency reps nd a hand picked minister...

half of what you higlighted bro are mere absract achievements except for the rail and other soft touch projects the lad toiled on.....all others na mere breeze....

Where are the think tanks,...d law stud are d only one's giving their input..

Wey d wikileak source oh..

Dat's above 10 kilos, imagine having that as ur's, all d mallam for sabo no go fit buy am finish.

One bullet left in my gun chamber and to think I plan on using it on myself saddens me.

Life has dealt me a strong blow and I yearn to put an end to it, why should you live when you have nothing to live for, no one to render your love to and vice versa, lost a great deal of those dear to my heart to an unforseen grasp.

A knot around my strained neck seems fair than a bullet, have always hated guns so I think I will opt for a rope around my neck instead of a bullet.

But the groans and yelps from a knot isn't fair either so am doing away with the idea.

Should I just take a plunge into the lagoon but I heard in a documentary that drowning isn't a good way to go and the lagoon isn't a child play either, imagine urself drowning nd gulpning up litres of water "me I no like dat one @ all oh"

I think I will wait for nature to take it course, a death by natural means is still considered as death right?, guess I just have to wait till it happens.