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Business › Re: Digital Extraction: How Tech Giants Earn Big While Local Wealth Stagnates by Hypnotise: 10:20am On Oct 24, 2025
FuckYeyeMods:
Kiss the truth, it's not tribal. Is the reality.
People shout Dangote and monopoly but with his outburst about his refinery, you will know that Dangote is a monopolist and a capitalist.
How many businesses did UK recently investigated and close down due to activity of monopoly.
No country will move forward with major investors as monopolist.
The Igbo thing is true and real. They're not nation builders. They're saboteurs if money will be involve.
Stop ranting because you don't know how business and Economy run.
I'm not a Gen Z and at this stage of my life, I should know what I will put out there for people to see and consume.
The ibos as a tribe are enterprising people, forget the behaviour. Assuming Nigeria was a producing country, they will officially be the sales team and exporters for the nation.
Business › Re: Paddy Adenuga Gets Engaged For 3rd Time by Hypnotise: 7:56am On Oct 24, 2025
Since money dey, why not just deploy experts to search for 10 of the most beautiful virgins maidens in the land, then select one or two from the top three contestants. But as a rich wise guy like Solomon, marrying all is the best.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Thousands Of Kenyans Hit The Street To Pray For Israel (video) by Hypnotise: 9:46am On Oct 23, 2025
Low self esteem behaviour. The Israelis don’t give a hoot about una.
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Digital Economy Is Losing Its Way, Leaders Are To Blame (Opinion) by Hypnotise: 6:10pm On Oct 22, 2025
Reference:
That is Nigeria for you.
Weak leadership distracted by an insatiable greed for materialism and grandeur, playing the fiddle while her economy is ripped apart by buccaneers.

Was it not the Vice that called an industrialist an institution. Are those the kind of leaders that will back local content, entrench free market and envision sectoral development.

So if you wish anything done. You either visit your tailor to make 'the cap' for your community and march to Abuja and stop at every bank on the way to ensure your pockets are loaded.

That is all they understand here in Abuja.
It could have been said better. Nigerians would prefer to wait for someone to be voted before they can start calling him leader meanwhile anyone can decide to be a leader as long as your team is solving a problem.
Politics › Re: ChatGPT Users In Nigeria To Pay More As Openai Adds 7.5% VAT by Hypnotise: 10:01am On Oct 22, 2025
Nazgul:
You didn't give it the proper prompt then. And you're not using the / (slash) command. You must understand how chatgtp works or else you might end up giving it the wrong promt and complain about the output result.
What’s your deal, you programmer or what?
Politics › Re: ChatGPT Users In Nigeria To Pay More As Openai Adds 7.5% VAT by Hypnotise: 5:01pm On Oct 21, 2025
Nazgul:
I do. Infact I purchased $10 worth of API credits yesterday.

There are certain projects (jobs) you'll do that would require you to subscribe for more advanced permissions.
I did use API credits for my blog, but I discovered some of the articles were not indexed or rewritten correctly.
Crime › Re: Court Has Ordered Two Content Creators To Get Married Within 60 Days by Hypnotise: 4:43pm On Oct 21, 2025
nickfrane:
I go Japa commot the state no time. That judge sef wicked lol
Japa oo but wife is at home, waiting for dear husband’s arrival
Phones › Re: AWS Outage: Reddit, Snapchat, Banks, Others Down by Hypnotise: 2:29pm On Oct 20, 2025
Same with Canva. Only goes on to show that like humans, technology can be unreliable
Celebrities › Re: Rema And Ayra Starr Seen At The Club Getting A Little Intense Last Night by Hypnotise: 12:30pm On Oct 19, 2025
Jennyclay:
They are just promoting their new song that just dropped and nothing more undecided
Ok, soo they are just promoting in public the new soundtrack that they made together. They should continue, they’re both great artists.
Health › Re: Fact About Men Built Like This? by Hypnotise: 12:08pm On Oct 19, 2025
Some like to carry shoulder like say boil dey their armpit grin, shey na by just big chest?
Sports › Re: FIBA Denies Ngozi Ogwumike’s Bid To Play For Nigeria (Photo) by Hypnotise: 7:12am On Oct 19, 2025
nairalanda1:
The fact that we are looking for overseas Nigerians and foreign born Nigerians to play for us shows the poor state of basketball in this country.

No grassroots basketball programs, no high school programs, weak university basketball programs, etc etc.

We don't take sports seriously in this country except for the national football teams.
Only football? The list goes on
Politics › Re: Job Creation: Dangote Sends Message To Nigerians by Hypnotise: 7:05am On Oct 19, 2025
“Buy Made-in-Nigeria goods“

Ladies and gentlemen, this is just the simple truth. This is what will make unemployment nonexistent, but many Nigerian goods right now are mediocre, substandard at or simply doesn’t work
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Fiancé Pays Eve Esin's Bride Price by Hypnotise: 10:05am On Oct 18, 2025
Omihanifa:
All these men way dey make hair sef grin
Shey no be gigolo or scammer be this like this
Need breed of African men. Why barb your natural African hair, when it can be expressed creatively. Wetin me sef dey carry for head ehn…
Politics › Re: Sule Shu’aibu's Phone Stolen At Security Event In Kaduna by Hypnotise: 8:16am On Oct 18, 2025
ViceGovernor:
No!! We don't do that over here sir.
The trackers are solely used to monitor the side chicks and babes to make sure they are not hopping up and down on any deek.
Hmmm. Baltasar people.
Politics › Re: Sule Shu’aibu's Phone Stolen At Security Event In Kaduna by Hypnotise: 1:30pm On Oct 17, 2025
So tracking down the phone should be the next thing, if not, describe how the the phone looks, so people can help look for it
Education › Re: Openai Chooses UNILAG As Home For Its First African AI Academy by Hypnotise: 9:47am On Oct 17, 2025
Great news. I have Fendy.ai. This is a great opportunity for partnership.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG Launches National Job Centres Nationwide by Hypnotise: 9:45am On Oct 17, 2025
Please no funny story of buying Hermes bags or property acquisitions with allocated funds.
Politics › Re: What Would You Like To Tell President Bola Ahmed Tinubu? by Hypnotise: 9:21pm On Oct 16, 2025
Tunaji:
Let me blow your mind: human AI are in existence. Caution needs to be taken in the roll-out of the AI otherwise the human race is in trouble. The race is in trouble already.
I just completed my AI literacy course and received my certificate from IBM. Trust me when I say there isn’t too much cause for alarm, like an apocalyptic scene you see in movies, at least not just yet (agentic AI not advanced to that level yet). The reason is because there will be regulations and governance regarding AI.
Politics › Re: What Would You Like To Tell President Bola Ahmed Tinubu? by Hypnotise: 7:51pm On Oct 16, 2025
Tunaji:
Explain this I am willing to learn. I read Business at the Speed of Thought by Bill Gates, I suppose I didn't finish it
Haven’t gotten to reading that yet. Right now mostly work roles, job positions, shifts are available, but a website creates recurring income for all the different parties involved. Even more powerful with AI, machine learning and others
Family › Re: My Newly Married Wife Took in and Had Refused To Copulate by Hypnotise: 7:36pm On Oct 16, 2025
Ozzyk:
All these research work just for her to perform her matrimonial rolehuh
Not research, just speaking her love language till she open
Politics › Re: What Would You Like To Tell President Bola Ahmed Tinubu? by Hypnotise: 7:27pm On Oct 16, 2025
Nigeria needs to take its digital economy very seriously, and infuse it with AI. More jobs will be created and unemployment will become a thing of the past. I have the framework. Let federal reach out to private for partnership, now or later, viceversal. Now will be better.
Family › Re: My Newly Married Wife Took in and Had Refused To Copulate by Hypnotise: 7:24pm On Oct 16, 2025
You have to find out what tickles her fancy. Your wife is not a wood, so her body must move for something.
Romance › Re: I Thought She Was Cheating Me With A Better Man Until I Saw Them Kissing by Hypnotise: 6:05am On Oct 16, 2025
I never knew Dracula was a man of love
Romance › Re: What Do Caribbean Girls Like by Hypnotise: 7:20pm On Oct 15, 2025
Food, party, music, friendship
Romance › Re: Don't Allow Women To Use You... Always Test Them. (picture) by Hypnotise: 8:58am On Oct 15, 2025
Double0h7:
If you add the hotel room and drinks it’s above 5k, but since she’s selling the thing, she should be smart about it and ask for the money for the drinks and room and bend over outside 😭
Na wa oo. Dem no dey think outside the box for this kind matter nau
Romance › Re: Never Admire Any Black Man Married To A White Woman. They Are Suffering by Hypnotise: 8:31am On Oct 11, 2025
Kobojunkie:
I don't believe ignorance is the issue, but pride. What I think instead is that many black men— men who believe themselves to have entitlement entitled where they have not sowed— go in thinking they can somehow game the white woman— women raised with great confidence and intelligence in themselves and their rights are human beings— in very much the same way they and their ancestors have been able to game the black woman— women brainwashed fromo childhood into believeing their place is under a man no matter where — up until now, only to realize at the end of the day that their intelligence amounts to foolishness where the white woman is concerned. A woman who loves herself and knows her rights can destroy any man who comes thinking he can take advantage of her and get away with it. undecided

This really has little to do with skin color, but the mindset of those involved! undecided
You are definitely right for the most part, but other factors come into play. For example, majority of white women don’t just leave their fellow caucasian and go for black men, they go for those with the very best physique i.e Tall, muscular or sexy.
If a man leaves Nigeria with the wrong impression that all white women love black men (very wrong) or doesn’t understand that you need to become sexier, the man no go see opueh oo.

Even if a man is not proud, and is humble like humble smith, if them no find am attractive, it’s still a no or them go leave am.
Family › Re: Name Something You Should Never Run Out Of? by Hypnotise:
God’s love
God’s mercy
God’s amazing grace
Politics › Re: Edo State Investigating A 17-Year-old Boy Who Purchased 14,000 Hectares Of Land by Hypnotise: 4:57pm On Oct 10, 2025
EngrHumble:
14k hectares of Land is large oh

Maybe he was trying to say 14 Hectares of land grin
If you know, you know
grin
Politics › Re: How The European Powers Shared Africa In The 1884-1885 Berlin Conference. by Hypnotise: 4:40pm On Oct 10, 2025
ednut1:
Today if another power like China or Russia decides to reshare africa. Africans have no tangible weapons to resist ( fighter jets/atomic weapons)
Most unfortunate. Black man would rather wait for white man to donate weapons to him or make for him
Education › Re: From UI To The World: Physics Student Breaks Guinness Record With 600 Lanyards by Hypnotise: 4:33pm On Oct 10, 2025
What a useful record.

I doubt he can calculate the total mass of lanyards on his neck or the momentum when walking.
Romance › Re: Never Admire Any Black Man Married To A White Woman. They Are Suffering by Hypnotise: 4:27pm On Oct 10, 2025
It’s because many black men don’t know what white women want, and hence don’t understand them, but if you get their scope, no be suffering again, na enjoyment.
Romance › Re: Female Delusion & Male Reality Calculator: We Need This Calculator For Nigeria by Hypnotise: 4:17pm On Oct 10, 2025
pansophist:
So I just calculated mine, and I selected that the lady meet the following requirements

- not married
- no children
- black women
- between 5'7" and 6'0"
- not overweight
- any income (can earn even zero dollars)

And the result was 0.339 percent. Not even up to 1 percent chance of meeting her. Now imagine if I added religion, disease-free, location, beauty, genotype, and if the lady will be interested in me if I luckily find her.

Now imagine qualifiers that cant be capture via data such as character, bodycount/virginity, abortionist, family dynamics (eg excluding girls raised by single mom), educational level, literacy level, etc.

Then you realise that better women actually no dey. It is not that they are scarce, they just do not exist grin
Might be biased or skewed because regarding ethnicity, the environment over there is predominantly Caucasian mixed with other groups.

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