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PoliticsRe: Job Creation: Dangote Sends Message To Nigerians by Hypnotise: 7:05am On Oct 19, 2025
“Buy Made-in-Nigeria goods“

Ladies and gentlemen, this is just the simple truth. This is what will make unemployment nonexistent, but many Nigerian goods right now are mediocre, substandard at or simply doesn’t work
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Fiancé Pays Eve Esin's Bride Price by Hypnotise: 10:05am On Oct 18, 2025
Omihanifa:
All these men way dey make hair sef grin
Shey no be gigolo or scammer be this like this
Need breed of African men. Why barb your natural African hair, when it can be expressed creatively. Wetin me sef dey carry for head ehn…
PoliticsRe: Sule Shu’aibu's Phone Stolen At Security Event In Kaduna by Hypnotise: 8:16am On Oct 18, 2025
ViceGovernor:
No!! We don't do that over here sir.
The trackers are solely used to monitor the side chicks and babes to make sure they are not hopping up and down on any deek.
Hmmm. Baltasar people.
PoliticsRe: Sule Shu’aibu's Phone Stolen At Security Event In Kaduna by Hypnotise: 1:30pm On Oct 17, 2025
So tracking down the phone should be the next thing, if not, describe how the the phone looks, so people can help look for it
EducationRe: Openai Chooses UNILAG As Home For Its First African AI Academy by Hypnotise: 9:47am On Oct 17, 2025
Great news. I have Fendy.ai. This is a great opportunity for partnership.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG Launches National Job Centres Nationwide by Hypnotise: 9:45am On Oct 17, 2025
Please no funny story of buying Hermes bags or property acquisitions with allocated funds.
PoliticsRe: What Would You Like To Tell President Bola Ahmed Tinubu? by Hypnotise: 9:21pm On Oct 16, 2025
Tunaji:
Let me blow your mind: human AI are in existence. Caution needs to be taken in the roll-out of the AI otherwise the human race is in trouble. The race is in trouble already.
I just completed my AI literacy course and received my certificate from IBM. Trust me when I say there isn’t too much cause for alarm, like an apocalyptic scene you see in movies, at least not just yet (agentic AI not advanced to that level yet). The reason is because there will be regulations and governance regarding AI.
PoliticsRe: What Would You Like To Tell President Bola Ahmed Tinubu? by Hypnotise: 7:51pm On Oct 16, 2025
Tunaji:
Explain this I am willing to learn. I read Business at the Speed of Thought by Bill Gates, I suppose I didn't finish it
Haven’t gotten to reading that yet. Right now mostly work roles, job positions, shifts are available, but a website creates recurring income for all the different parties involved. Even more powerful with AI, machine learning and others
FamilyRe: My Newly Married Wife Took in and Had Refused To Copulate by Hypnotise: 7:36pm On Oct 16, 2025
Ozzyk:
All these research work just for her to perform her matrimonial rolehuh
Not research, just speaking her love language till she open
PoliticsRe: What Would You Like To Tell President Bola Ahmed Tinubu? by Hypnotise: 7:27pm On Oct 16, 2025
Nigeria needs to take its digital economy very seriously, and infuse it with AI. More jobs will be created and unemployment will become a thing of the past. I have the framework. Let federal reach out to private for partnership, now or later, viceversal. Now will be better.
FamilyRe: My Newly Married Wife Took in and Had Refused To Copulate by Hypnotise: 7:24pm On Oct 16, 2025
You have to find out what tickles her fancy. Your wife is not a wood, so her body must move for something.
RomanceRe: I Thought She Was Cheating Me With A Better Man Until I Saw Them Kissing by Hypnotise: 6:05am On Oct 16, 2025
I never knew Dracula was a man of love
RomanceRe: What Do Caribbean Girls Like by Hypnotise: 7:20pm On Oct 15, 2025
Food, party, music, friendship
RomanceRe: Don't Allow Women To Use You... Always Test Them. (picture) by Hypnotise: 8:58am On Oct 15, 2025
Double0h7:
If you add the hotel room and drinks it’s above 5k, but since she’s selling the thing, she should be smart about it and ask for the money for the drinks and room and bend over outside 😭
Na wa oo. Dem no dey think outside the box for this kind matter nau
RomanceRe: Never Admire Any Black Man Married To A White Woman. They Are Suffering by Hypnotise: 8:31am On Oct 11, 2025
Kobojunkie:
I don't believe ignorance is the issue, but pride. What I think instead is that many black men— men who believe themselves to have entitlement entitled where they have not sowed— go in thinking they can somehow game the white woman— women raised with great confidence and intelligence in themselves and their rights are human beings— in very much the same way they and their ancestors have been able to game the black woman— women brainwashed fromo childhood into believeing their place is under a man no matter where — up until now, only to realize at the end of the day that their intelligence amounts to foolishness where the white woman is concerned. A woman who loves herself and knows her rights can destroy any man who comes thinking he can take advantage of her and get away with it. undecided

This really has little to do with skin color, but the mindset of those involved! undecided
You are definitely right for the most part, but other factors come into play. For example, majority of white women don’t just leave their fellow caucasian and go for black men, they go for those with the very best physique i.e Tall, muscular or sexy.
If a man leaves Nigeria with the wrong impression that all white women love black men (very wrong) or doesn’t understand that you need to become sexier, the man no go see opueh oo.

Even if a man is not proud, and is humble like humble smith, if them no find am attractive, it’s still a no or them go leave am.
FamilyRe: Name Something You Should Never Run Out Of? by Hypnotise:
God’s love
God’s mercy
God’s amazing grace
PoliticsRe: Edo State Investigating A 17-Year-old Boy Who Purchased 14,000 Hectares Of Land by Hypnotise: 4:57pm On Oct 10, 2025
EngrHumble:
14k hectares of Land is large oh

Maybe he was trying to say 14 Hectares of land grin
If you know, you know
grin
PoliticsRe: How The European Powers Shared Africa In The 1884-1885 Berlin Conference. by Hypnotise: 4:40pm On Oct 10, 2025
ednut1:
Today if another power like China or Russia decides to reshare africa. Africans have no tangible weapons to resist ( fighter jets/atomic weapons)
Most unfortunate. Black man would rather wait for white man to donate weapons to him or make for him
EducationRe: From UI To The World: Physics Student Breaks Guinness Record With 600 Lanyards by Hypnotise: 4:33pm On Oct 10, 2025
What a useful record.

I doubt he can calculate the total mass of lanyards on his neck or the momentum when walking.
RomanceRe: Never Admire Any Black Man Married To A White Woman. They Are Suffering by Hypnotise: 4:27pm On Oct 10, 2025
It’s because many black men don’t know what white women want, and hence don’t understand them, but if you get their scope, no be suffering again, na enjoyment.
RomanceRe: Female Delusion & Male Reality Calculator: We Need This Calculator For Nigeria by Hypnotise: 4:17pm On Oct 10, 2025
pansophist:
So I just calculated mine, and I selected that the lady meet the following requirements

- not married
- no children
- black women
- between 5'7" and 6'0"
- not overweight
- any income (can earn even zero dollars)

And the result was 0.339 percent. Not even up to 1 percent chance of meeting her. Now imagine if I added religion, disease-free, location, beauty, genotype, and if the lady will be interested in me if I luckily find her.

Now imagine qualifiers that cant be capture via data such as character, bodycount/virginity, abortionist, family dynamics (eg excluding girls raised by single mom), educational level, literacy level, etc.

Then you realise that better women actually no dey. It is not that they are scarce, they just do not exist grin
Might be biased or skewed because regarding ethnicity, the environment over there is predominantly Caucasian mixed with other groups.
EducationRe: UNILAG Is 1st In Nigeria In 2026 Times Higher Education World University Ranking by Hypnotise: 5:57am On Oct 10, 2025
PDPdestroyer:
A Unilag graduate starting this kind of sentence with “am” instead of “I’m”
Maybe you graduated from their study centre in Nsuka
As long as you get the message.
EducationRe: UNILAG Is 1st In Nigeria In 2026 Times Higher Education World University Ranking by Hypnotise: 5:55am On Oct 10, 2025
atobs4real:
Am always proud to be an Akokite.
Unilag is great in all areas of life. Gbasibe.

No gender equality here though
Men will always be men
I agree. That institution helped me in so many areas of life
Christianity EtcRe: Adult Film Star Star Angela Dela Cruz Now A Pastor , Preaches The Gospel by Hypnotise: 4:34am On Oct 10, 2025
YorubaPrince:
I swear to God Almighty, this lady would make heaven before those our 9ja pulpit bandits, Pastor E.A Adeboye, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome, Bakare, Eneche and co...

At least, she's not manipulating gullible innocents of their hard-earned money. cheesy
Shey na you get heaven? you go dey swear again , chai
PetsRe: Nigerian Man Shows Off His Pet Pythons (Photos) by Hypnotise: 6:08am On Oct 05, 2025
What is the essence of keeping a snake as pet? Of what benefit is it?
CrimeRe: Ex-Senator, Elisha Abbo In Police Custody Over Alleged Rape Of Minor by Hypnotise: 3:19am On Oct 03, 2025
Na only this kind thing his sexcellency dey like
PoliticsRe: This Is Sad & Disgusting Behaviour For A President by Hypnotise: 3:09am On Oct 03, 2025
Anti-social Media Bill was introduced by the Senate of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to criminalise the use of the social media in peddling false or malicious information.

All fun and games till you find yourself in DSS custody.
PhonesRe: Arrival Of 17 ProMax, Worth The Buzz? by Hypnotise: 8:07pm On Oct 02, 2025
Commendable. If authentic do carry on.
CelebritiesRe: Wiz Khalifa Declares Himself ‘big Wiz,’ Fans React Over Wizkid’s Trademark Name by Hypnotise: 6:15pm On Oct 02, 2025
Ogabode:
I recall an occasion when Baba Keke and D1 invited Banky W to a show. Banky W introduced Wizkid and Skales to the audience, allowing Wizkid to perform his hit song 'Holla at Your Boy' and Skales to deliver some impressive lines. At the end of the performance, Banky W proudly held both artists and remarked, 'These guys are my retirement benefit.' Today, Wizkid has become one of Nigeria's most successful artists, surpassing many others in the industry.
I remember too, I think it was the headies award, but I was think skales had a brighter future
RomanceRe: I Fear Who Nor Fear Nigerians Girls. Nigerians girls Asking Independence Money by Hypnotise: 10:38am On Oct 02, 2025
ChilliPepper:
Make una leave Nigerian girls alone, Ghanian girls dey there, Cameroonian girls sef dey there. angry

Make una leave us alone
Even sef, brazillian girls, polish girls, russian girls still dey there
RomanceRe: I Give Up Easily In Life When It Comes To Achieving Material Things by Hypnotise: 10:32am On Oct 02, 2025
Sirchiboy:
I give up easily in life when it comes to achieving material things.
But when it comes to education I can born candles and have sleepless night.
I graduated as the overall student in my department years ago.

When it comes to pushing wealth I easily give up.
Seems you are an intellectual. Do you know how to pass knowledge too

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