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Romance / Re: The Day I Injected Petrol In My Testicles. (True Story) by Hypnotise: 8:35am On Aug 20, 2020
You want to commit suicide of the testicles? Just find better Olosho fvck away your homosexual tendencies.
Celebrities / Re: Remember The Man Who Trekked From Lagos To Abuja In 2015, See Recent Photos Of H by Hypnotise: 8:29am On Aug 20, 2020
Ordinary driving na wahala but this bros decided to trek. I wish to ask him how much he has made so far
Romance / Re: My Red Pill Experience Sha! by Hypnotise: 8:17am On Aug 20, 2020
ublight:
for about a week now, she has put up that attitude. Me i do not blame her, cos o know she wants to impress d guy so she can start collecting small dollars.
But you don kpansh her before. Yes or no
Celebrities / Re: OMG!!See Davido’s House In Banana Island That Is Worth N800 Million (see Photos) by Hypnotise: 6:48pm On Aug 19, 2020
Kittex7:
Oluwa oooooo
Don't 4get me tooo
I senior this guy 4 age walahi. More than a year
Nah thousands ah still dey count
Pleaseeeeeee Baba God...
All fingers are not equal or should I say some are more equal than others.

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Romance / Re: Couple Caught Making Love During Zoom Call [PHOTOS] by Hypnotise: 5:09am On Aug 18, 2020
So what's the problem?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Hypnotise: 4:02pm On Aug 15, 2020
MissAnnBoleyn:
Nengi is so girly and feminine, I can see why she is able to hypnotise the guys.
I don't do her dirty bidding.
Romance / Re: Any Lady That Says She Prefer Sex With The Abscence Kissing Is An Ash*wo by Hypnotise: 8:03am On Aug 13, 2020
DaInferno:
another day of bashing women
90% of the topics and comments here are always against women

it's really becoming irritating on a rational note!
so if we agree or not ,then what? undecided
you will be satisfied that u have discovered something in your life abi? undecided
What about women bashing men with their sharp mouth and wicked sarcasm. There's an element of truth in what op said

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Celebrities / Re: Meet C Ronaldo lookalike from Nigeria by Hypnotise: 7:54am On Aug 13, 2020
Maybe Chukwu Ronaldo or Oluwa Ronaldo or

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Celebrities / Re: Erica’s Mother Throws Heavy Insults At Laycon by Hypnotise: 8:07pm On Aug 11, 2020
Money stops nonsense
Romance / Re: Help! I Smoked Weed And Now I'm Too Hiree by Hypnotise: 1:34pm On Aug 09, 2020
Go and smoke weed again but this time smoke it slowly and have bottle water or juice by your side.
Celebrities / Re: Chief Message To Joeboy For Abandoning His Twin Brother (see Details) by Hypnotise: 6:02am On Aug 09, 2020
Some people have wicked mentality on this thread.
Romance / Re: Can A Good Header Collect Babe From Someone With Big D*ck by Hypnotise: 4:52pm On Aug 08, 2020
donbrowser:

Hypnotise read it from a girl yourself. Lol
donbrowser do more research
Health / Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by Hypnotise: 10:51am On Aug 08, 2020
100
Romance / Re: Can A Good Header Collect Babe From Someone With Big D*ck by Hypnotise: 10:48am On Aug 08, 2020
emmy512:

Do they know the difference?
Of course I do. Do you?
Romance / Re: Can A Good Header Collect Babe From Someone With Big D*ck by Hypnotise: 2:27am On Aug 08, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Is it possible to lick the clit without licking d pee hole? Don't tell me you think the pee hole is situated in d main hole? Funny
Yeah its possible. Of course the clits is located above the vag opening and covered with the clit hood which has to be parted to be accessed.
Romance / Re: Can A Good Header Collect Babe From Someone With Big D*ck by Hypnotise: 2:25am On Aug 08, 2020
donbrowser:

You're funny. The pee comes from the clit
That's actually wrong. Pee comes from the vag not the clits
Celebrities / Re: See Who Owns Big Brother Naija (BBN) And His Net Worth by Hypnotise: 1:41pm On Aug 07, 2020
La not clicking

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Romance / Re: Can A Good Header Collect Babe From Someone With Big D*ck by Hypnotise: 1:30pm On Aug 07, 2020
Misyarn:

My guy don 4get the babe na..
E no fit dey use him tongue lick rubbish
Guys, never ever lick a woman's pee hole. The clits is what you should be after.

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Romance / Re: My Church Member Works In A Brothel. I'm Shocked!!!!!! by Hypnotise: 11:41am On Aug 07, 2020
GeneralKoko:


I wanted to but this new findings dae hold me back make I no go catch wetin I no know
No fear. Pusi is meant to be fvcked. If you don't do it some other guy will. Just use cd
Travel / Re: I Want To Change My Surname, Will It Affect Me In Any Way (travel Wise) by Hypnotise: 5:39pm On Aug 05, 2020
What if you change on name and then denied visa? What will you do?
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Know Say You Be Mugu, View This Post. by Hypnotise: 9:00am On Aug 05, 2020
M - Motivated
U - Unique
G - Guy
U - Undisputed
Romance / Re: See My NOSE Girls Are Dying For by Hypnotise: 6:21pm On Aug 04, 2020
This your nose is enough for two people
Sports / Re: Samuel Chukwueze Visits Orji Kalu’s Home (Photos) by Hypnotise: 1:25pm On Aug 04, 2020
Tranquillity360:
But easterns are not zombies like..
Money controls everyone
Romance / Re: I Saw My Senior Bro Washing Is Wife Pants. by Hypnotise: 12:43pm On Aug 04, 2020
ukaface:
lol grin grin grin
Most of you guys don't even notice and probably don't know where the pee hole is, and I'm sure most suck and lick the vagina hole which is where the discharges and menstrual blood flow out . Still it's more irritating sucking the clit than washing panties.

Again, anything could have made him go the extra mile . No be juju, no be abomination.

What makes a man a senior partner? His gender? Irresponsible men too go dey claim senior partner, ( ok, I'm going)
Sucking the clits is essential and a necessary evil in love making because the joy button helps stimulate a woman to climax. The pee hole is not for the tongue but for the fingers.

The man is the senior partner because when the creator made the institution of marriage, he made man the head of the family and the woman the helper. That's the initial setup.

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Romance / Re: I Saw My Senior Bro Washing Is Wife Pants. by Hypnotise: 9:01am On Aug 04, 2020
ukaface:
what are the characteristics of a real man?
Washing panties is a no no , but sucking and licking the v is a yes yes,which is more irritating??

Op, anything must have made your brother wash his WIFE'S panties. What was she doing at the time? If she was down with menstrual cramps,or probably sick I don't see anything wrong with his actions.
I don't even understand how it's an abomination sef.
Enlighten me

All of you saying ' spiritual' will speak against a man that kills a cat due to spiritual reasons, but are now quick to describe this op brother a victim of spiritual manipulation.
See you, when sucking the v, you never suck the pee hole, strictly the clits.

How was she coping when she was single?

I believe in marriage, a man is the senior partner so there are somethings he ought not to do.

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