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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why You Don't Need To Fully Depend On Your Pension When You Retire by Hypnotise: 3:53pm On Dec 09, 2025
epainos:
Life is predictable with tech.

In the next 30 years, no one will be buying land again in Nigeria. All the land bought now will even be reallocated. And government always has a way to get what it wants.

Stocks investment is for those who can trade. If you cannot trade (read charts) and you give one banker or financial expert to invest for you, you will cry. Even, the so called S&P 500 that is just growing will crash at the right time. Many Americans have known this too.

The areas worth investing are: biotechnology, artificial intelligence, data, blockchain, agriculture, sustainability, other innovation that is taking over soon. Do you have to invest there now directly? Nope. Invest by learning a skill in one of these areas so you can be relevant in the next 30 years.

If you like, dey go build houses that won't worth anything soon. Houses they will find ways to pull down and erect skyscrapers and private estates.

In short, the best investment is to acquire a skill in any of these areas. Learn to code if you can, learn data analytics if you can, enter fashion using innovative tools, etc. I pity those tailors still driving sewing machines with their legs (especially those manual ones). Lol. When there are already automatic machines, ai driven laser cutters, ai driven embroidery creating 3D designs, etc. Still dey drive your manual machine. By the time, dem knock you out finally, your eyes go clear. All those area boys..I pity them. When even the chief tax collectors is already making ways for e-collections..those thugs and touts will carry gun las las. And se eh! Soldiers go kill many of them start from the next 10 - 20y ears. All those "baba alaye" in the parks that always sit and boys deliver money to will mostly get killed one way or the other cos they can't work again. And they will want free money like they are getting.

Go and learn a disruptive innovative skill and position yourself for what is coming, that is already around. If you don't act, you too will lay about in the bus/stops areas playing draft at your old age like those old men without work. Lol. Na dem dey gamble pass before, but gen z don take over. Your investment should be getting a skill that is relevant for the next 100 years.
You are very correct. The winning solution will be to combine pension and crypto in this case.
Science/TechnologyRe: A Group Of Elephants Migrating Into Nigeria From Chad (Video, Photos) by Hypnotise: 3:22pm On Dec 06, 2025
commoditiesnig:
🤣 Lmao 🤣 you crazy man 😂
That’s the reason oga
CelebritiesRe: Demi Rose Flaunts Her Incredible Curves In A Gold Crossover Swimsuit (photos) by Hypnotise: 12:03pm On Dec 06, 2025
Why is she looking like my sweet friend Natalia smiley
Science/TechnologyRe: A Group Of Elephants Migrating Into Nigeria From Chad (Video, Photos) by Hypnotise: 5:24am On Dec 06, 2025
They are coming for detty december elephant edition
CelebritiesRe: 2baba Breaks His Silence: “respect Our Boundaries by Hypnotise: 5:18am On Dec 06, 2025
ednut1:
31 years old woman cage 50 years old man lol
e be tins dey happen
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Cut This Kind Of Friends Off Or Am I Being Entitled? by Hypnotise: 5:14am On Dec 06, 2025
Host78:
it's online work so I can't just get the money from my "boss".

He's into this their crypto stuff. So he told me to wait for him to withdraw the money first which he'll do that Thursday (yesterday)

Unknown to me he has withdrawn it on Wednesday or so.

This na money of over 200k o.

And I needed only 40k.

I'm thinking of going to collect my laptop from him and selling it but how do I get a buyer between my now and Monday?
“I'm thinking of going to collect my laptop from him and selling it but how do I get a buyer between my now and Monday?”

Good. As your wicked friend is leading 1 - 0, this must be achieved. Go with your own wickedness, a strong mind and a couple of friends. When you get there, take your laptop and charger. Don’t listen to please on this particular day because if not you will never see your laptop again. Also you can use your laptop as collateral instead of selling it.
CrimeRe: FBI Links Nigerian Tech Prodigy Izunna Okonkwo To Massive $41M Global Fraud. by Hypnotise:
It seems these Nigerian tech bros would rather steal and do fraud instead of offering viable fintech solutions.
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Feed A Man Clothe Him And Give Him Pocket Money For A Year by Hypnotise: 8:59am On Dec 05, 2025
Most times, she’ll become disgusted with him, irritated by him, and hypergamy will set in, and it’s like above 80% of the time.
CelebritiesRe: Mrs Idibia Speaks Out Amidst Ongoing Marriage Crisis by Hypnotise: 8:41am On Dec 05, 2025
“A career woman can't take orders and give submission to another human because he is my husband”.

This is the reason why some career women should be avoided at all cost. Many women do take instruction from their husbands and give submission as they should, but the woke ones think they are on the same level or higher than their husbands, in the process, they try to emasculate him.

Nothing like equality because the natural order dictates that the husband is the head.
CrimeRe: Man Who Claimed Senator Ned Paid Him To Harm Regina Daniels Begs For Forgiveness by Hypnotise: 8:18am On Dec 05, 2025
This guy could potentially become a scapegoat, a good example for others not to follow.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Can You Create Amazing Football Videos? by Hypnotise(op): 9:39pm On Dec 04, 2025
OKOATA:
Let's see.
It would be worth your while.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Can You Create Amazing Football Videos? by Hypnotise(op): 9:31pm On Dec 04, 2025
OKOATA:
806047447.
No time for games. Are you ready for business or not?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Can You Create Amazing Football Videos? by Hypnotise(op): 8:24pm On Dec 04, 2025
OKOATA:
How much are you paying. Let's see if we can work it out. I even have a monetized football channel.
This is a private discussion. Do you want to drop your whatsapp number?
CelebritiesRe: “The Woman I Love” – Ned Nwoko Hails His Moroccan Wife, Laila by Hypnotise: 8:15am On Dec 04, 2025
In a world where… ChatGPT
CelebritiesRe: Teni Mocks 2Baba: ‘We Are Coming To Save You From Your Husband’ by Hypnotise: 8:06am On Dec 04, 2025
E be like say Mr innocent is finally waking up from the spell. How 1 small girl go dey oppress a whole 2 baba with remorse?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Can You Create Amazing Football Videos? by Hypnotise(op): 9:50am On Dec 03, 2025
Vacancy - Video editors for football videos
RomanceRe: I Can Buy Height With Any Amount by Hypnotise: 1:32am On Dec 03, 2025
Ok, so you can buy high shoe for men, the one with plenty elevation.
Forum GamesRe: Who is the Killer in this Photo? (IQ Test) by Hypnotise:
No 3

Women most times take their bags with them to the restroom. No 3 might have been envious of her there and thought she was a rich woman and decided to kill her. She took her bag to the table only to discover that the bag was empty.
Art, Graphics & VideoCan You Create Amazing Football Videos? by Hypnotise(op):
Good day,

Are you a football fan with excellent video editing skills?

We’re launching an exciting project focused on football content, and we’re looking for fast, talented video editors who can deliver high-quality videos consistently.

WHAT WE’RE LOOKING FOR:
* Passion for football
* Skilled in video editing (CapCut, Premiere Pro etc.)
* Quick turnaround without sacrificing quality
* Reliable, consistent, and proactive

CONTENT YOU’LL WORK ON:
* Match highlights
* Player spotlights
* Transfer news and updates
* Merchandise reviews
* Social media clips
* Players’ lifestyle content and more

This project is a fantastic opportunity to combine your love of football with video editing skills to earn income.

Interested?
Drop your contact info, and we’ll reach out.

We’re eager to collaborate and help bring engaging football content to fans worldwide.
FamilyRe: What’s One Lesson You Learned As A Child That Still Guides Your Life Today? by Hypnotise: 8:51pm On Nov 29, 2025
Don’t make jest of others or the same fate may befall you.
BusinessRe: 10 Businesses That Boom During Detty December by Hypnotise: 5:25am On Nov 29, 2025
festacman:
It is important to state that Christmas is a holy event and the reason for the event is Jesus Christ and His redemptive mission.

Christmas is and will never be dirty or detty. It is blasphemous to say do.

Thank you for understanding.
Important announcement, but people have freedom of rights to celebrate in their own little way
FamilyRe: Man In Shock As Wife Collects ₦480k But Pays Only ₦145k For Daughter by Hypnotise: 7:24am On Nov 27, 2025
Some wives are like that, doing yahoo yahoo and their husband is their client. In this case, as content creators, they’ll end up making more money via social media
PoliticsRe: The Resolutions Of The Southern Governors And Traditional Rulers Forum (2025) by Hypnotise: 6:57am On Nov 27, 2025
Bulldozer90:
Wearing asoebi in a national security emergency
What’s wrong with that if that’s the dress-code for the meeting? Their gallant soldiers have the right uniform and weapons. Improved security is the subject of this matter.
PoliticsRe: ‘Bandits Threatening Us’, Reps Member Asks Tinubu To Review Withdrawal Of Police by Hypnotise: 6:54am On Nov 27, 2025
As if they are even useful
RomanceRe: She Ended Her Relationship Of 3years Because The Guy Is Not Emotionally Attached by Hypnotise: 12:33am On Nov 24, 2025
She didn’t invest emotionally in him throughout the instead reverse is the case. He’s no longer emotionally available, so now she needs space to be with the other man.
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Good by Hypnotise: 12:29am On Nov 24, 2025
Sex can either be good or bad
RomanceRe: Is This True About Some Modern Feminists? by Hypnotise: 12:24am On Nov 24, 2025
Kobojunkie:
What makes you think there is some validity to the claim made in the text contained in the image you posted? undecided
Continue looking for sign of validity because it’s there. Only feminists can’t see it.
PoliticsRe: Is This How Churches Should Start Operating Now? by Hypnotise: 6:00pm On Nov 23, 2025
This is how it’s supposed to be. The bible is full of many warriors of old. In this day and age, they will have the most sophisticated weapons. Heaven helps those who help themselves
TravelRe: Not Every Abroad Person Is Your ATM by Hypnotise: 7:30am On Nov 23, 2025
Na to give excuses sure pass.
RomanceRe: I Can't Respect A Man That's Not Earning More Than Me by Hypnotise: 4:19am On Nov 19, 2025
Kobojunkie:
I said coworker! Or do you not respect your coworkers, siblings, class mates? undecided
Not only coworkers, I respect everyone equally and generally, not until they touch the tiger’s tail and they see operation python dance, because that’s what respecting the wrong people does sometimes, it leads to disrespect.

With the instance of siblings, if you happen to have younger ones, I’m sure you respect them, but you don’t submit to them. On the contrary, it is expected they submit to you, by the order of parents and society.

Also junior coworkers submit to senior coworker’s authority. Likewise junior students are at the mercy of senior students. Any sign of disobedience will be tagged unruliness.
Foreign AffairsRe: Tanzanian President Samia Hassan Appoints Daughter & Son-In-Law As Ministers by Hypnotise: 11:50pm On Nov 18, 2025
She is being posses by the spirit of power. One day she will surely be held accountable for all her atrocities and evil actions.
RomanceRe: I Can't Respect A Man That's Not Earning More Than Me by Hypnotise: 11:36pm On Nov 18, 2025
Kobojunkie:
What you are insinuating is that when you show respect to your coworker, it means you submit to him and are also loyal to him? undecided
Not coworker. President, vice president.

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