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I call him MINE and he calls me MINE too.even when we are outside or among anybody whatsoever we call ourselves that MINE, our children call any of us MINE when they need serious attention.
When u ask any of them to call daddy or mummy,the older one will say MINE is calling u.So it prevents just anybody to know ur real name.its such a funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

He made me to conceive this very year .Its beyond my comprehension.

Papa giddy,
Please can u expantiate on those things u wrote above.
Did u mean the 3 points are titles of books or cassettes of George Adegboye or what?Pls make it clearer .
Thanks urgently waiting for ur response.

I couldn't believe my eyes with all the responses.Good job to all .
All points gave me a new insight .I areally appreciate them.
When I try some of the places and get what I really wanted I will get back at u guys,
especially George Adegboye's cassettes cause is a scarce commodity and is not all that popular but popular among students on campuses.
Thanks a million.
Still need more responses.

Fadenike
Thanks a lot .I will try that.But can u please give me the direction of how to get to Bible wonderland at Pencinema from Ketu or Oshodi.
better still Fadenike do u know anybody that attends Rhema Chapel that can help with George Adegboye's cassettes?
Thanks a lot .

Please can I have a list of christian movies/video/cartoon for children of under 5 years old or better still for children e.g like stories about Moses or any thing that is of spiritual benefit to children?
Names of the film,place or christian bookshop to get it or a website from which we canmake orders.?
Thanks a lot.

Does anybody know where I can get messages on cassettes of George Adegboye of Rhema chapel popularly called the Moving bible?
Also that of Bro Gbile Akanni ?I mean in the Lagos area aside from their churches?
Thanks.

Does anybody know any christian bookshop where I can get George Adegboye's messages(cassettes)?he is popularly called the moving bible.He is a pastor of Rhema chapel.especially in Lagos area.
Also messages of Bro Gbile Akanni?Thanks

Bobi,
how much do u sew ladies shirt?
Where are u located Lagos or where ?As per label met sign writers those that do printing on gifts they can do that at lesser amount .Go to Lagos Island Eko idumota where they sell plastics those guys are too numerous there u will compare different prices.

BOLORUNFEM,
Why people are so particular or appreciative of Ghanians English is in their pronunciation.If am not mistaken Ghana was colonised by the British? Am I right? Likewise Nigeria too been colonised by the British.The influence of who ever colonises a country has a great influence on the language of that particular country in question.But Ghanians still hold unto the real pronunciation unlike we Nigerians.Except those that read English language or are linguists, mass communicators e.t.c.But is quiet unfortunate that despite these people mentioned above we are still poor in our pronunciation. I mean those exposed to language itself I am not even talking about wrong pronunciation of words from a Doctor or a banker or an Enginner but from linguist themselves news casters.
They are not to be blamed our lecturers are to be blamed and our lecturers still have govt to blame cos in any language class or department their should be a language laboratory in all our universities but behold how many of our universities have Language laboratory.Even the so called federal schools?Language laboratory- where there will be thorough analysis of all vowel sounds and consonant sounds. In the laboratory you will be able to know practically that alphabets that are vowels and consonants are diferrent in pronunciation with vowel sounds and consonant sounds.
There is what is known as standard English and that is the language of the BBC.That is still related to the British.Know this,y do we still have in all universities of the world
English department where u can study English Language? And what is the type of English to be used as medium of teaching,what are u going to learn ?It is still the STANDARD ENGLISH I MENTIONED ABOVE (BRITISH ENGLISH)though there are variations of English in Britain itself, but all is summed up in the STANDARD ENGLISH is not spoken by all Brithons but few who are these few ? d elites, the educated ones, the linguist, the learned ones are u surprised? if is not a fact is almost a fact .And that is the pattern the so called Ghananians follow in their pronunciation that is why to certain extent they thrive well in spoken aspects when they are in the western world that is y they are easily understood.We Nigerians, we are good in the grammatical aspect but some how poor in pronunciation.e.g 95% of Nigerians will say your school 'BOSS' IS AROUND WHEN WE WANTED TO SAY 'B^S' IT SHOULD BE TRANSCRIBED AS /BAS/ THE /A/ IN IT SHOULD HAVE D SIGN OF 'V' TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. Another example is tomb /tu:m/
When I get the phonetics symbol of those sounds on my key board it will be easy to understand.Is the explanation not meaningful? or what please respond pending the time I will be able to represent those words phonetically/with TRANSCRIPTION.PLS RESPOND
Thanks.

Arinu rode (He who sees the in and out)
Oba eleje pa esere(He that has d blood that cleanses sins)
Eleburu ike(He that has mansion of mercies in His care)
Oba ajini (He that wakes us up)
Jehovah Jireh(my provider
Aribi rabata
Oke nla (big mountain)
Egbe lehin omo orukan (supporter of the orphans)
Ogbeja ki ija obeleru(helper of the defenceless)
Aduro gboingboin lehin asotito( he that stands firm behind the righteous)
e mini tin je emini (Iam that Iam)

iya aje,
U didn't get my message oko (privates) that u thought was not the one I was talking about .
I said"IJEBU LO N SOKO FUN EGBA O)which means Ijebu is the husband of egba which can mean connotatively that Ijebu is the master of Egba or Ijebu is the leader of Egba/or Ijebu is the one dealing with Egba.That irrespective of d popularity or wealth or whatever u can think of that Egba normally claims that Ijebu still transcends them in all .
O ma se ooooooooooooooo aile ka yoruba wa dada ati aile ko yoruba wa dada ma n da wahala sile ooooo ki olorun ma je ki a so ede wa nu o ni generation wa yi oooooooo.My self inclusive e mi na wa lara awon ti o yeki o lo ri dokita yoruba nitori mo need improvement.Did u get my message no I was n't talking about the privates that u thought .
holla back at me ok

Thanks.

cashoqqy,
This is an educative trend.U are highly appreciated.
Many Africans especially we Niger we think when we twist our tongue as if we are gulping down hot pap when speaking English language that's when we could be referred to as "been to "we think we can be referred to as"o nso phonetics" or when u want everybody to have a 2nd look at who is speaking we will start d twisting stuff.This action usually pisses me off .But because of the environment that we are, everybody will approve of that person to be a learned person.
My younger sister -in law's husband fortunately we were mates when we were in primary school and part of secondary school,whenever we meet at the family house that's when this guy will start all the twisting of tongue when talking to his child and all the kids around .Everybody will have to pay uneccesarry homage to him .But within me I knew that was not real.I can only doff my cap for u when ur grammar is o.k and 2 when words are rightly pronounced not when u have d mind of saying where is your 'mother' and u are twisting tongue to ask for the person's ' murderer'
Trust we Niger no we like show up.

Iya aje
Ba waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooooooooooo.Egba meji kin je ara won niyan oooooooooooooooooooo
Apa meji ni eyele fin nfo ni awon agba man so.E mi fara pe egba ni ooooooooooooooooooo .
So (eng) mo ni ipin ni egba ni .Awon egba lo N soko fun mi oooooooooooooooo .Won dara lopolopo, sugbon won ma n ni aroma lori.
Awon egba se die ninu oro Nigeria awon bi Sonekan,Abiola,Obasanjo,Bola Kuforiji Olubi ati bebelo
Egba dara ka mun ti e gan kuro.
Sugbon ju gbo e lo IJEBU NI OKO EGBA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Se ba wa ?Iya aje

eyin om o yoruba oooooooooooooooooooooo.e je ki a se RIDDLES ni ori eto yi ki asi ma dahun awon ibere ti o ba tele.
Ki ni RIDLES NI EDE YORUBA?

i je a ri omo egba lisabi ni ori eto yi bi?

EYIN OMO IJEBU OJU YIN DA E JE KA RI OJU YIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOO[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Thousand of words exist my person.
Let start with Mother----------it should be /mAder/
murder--------we do pronounce mother for murder
uncle-----------/Ankle/
tithe---------/tide/
bus-------------/bAs/
come------ cAme/
Motor is referred to as engine that could be in a ship car,sewing machine,generator etc.So we can have motor car or car vehicle or bus and not who will drive ur motor
worse--------/wErse/
Doctor ----------/dActe/
faith is different from fate
education----------/ejucatn/
This may be difficult to learn or get but if u are into language study u will understand it better .I just rushed into responding,I will send in the transcription of those words and programme my key board to bring out those transcribed words

BOKOLISA/ BOKONISHA
Who knows' bokolisa' ?
This is one of Ijebus recipe instead of ogbonno
Lets see how many of the Ijebus are around.

Great Ben,
A man of God needs patience O.k
Not all responses you need to comment on.You need to ignore some stuff atimes for the sake of peace.
The thread was good but u want to loose the focus by responding to the 1st person's comment.
Common don't loose your focus and remember, follow peace with all men that's what our traveller's guide says.(bible)

Great Ben,
A man of God needs patience O.k
Not all responses you need to comment on.You need to ignore some stuff atimes for the sake of peace.
The thread was good but u want to loose the focus by responding to the 1st person's comment.
Common don't loose your focus and remember, follow peace with all men that's what our traveller's guide says.(bible)

That reminds me of a song
On your mark get set
get set oooooooo
on your mark get set
get set oooooooo
Heavenly race I no go tire x3ce
I no go tire.

God helping me
Is my heart desire to be in the race.I am in it

graca7,
Since when have u been attending this church?Long time ago or newly?So thank God for His mercy.God is still at the work of restoration.He still restores his own elect.

IT WORKS WONDERS.
Y NOT TRY IT AND U WILL GIVE THE TESTIMONY.

About midnight Paul and Silas were praying and singing hymns to God, and the other prisoners were listening to them. Suddenly there was such a violent earthquake that the foundations of the prison were shaken. At once all the prison doors flew open, and everybody's chains came loose. Acts 16:25-26

Most of us know the story of Paul and Silas. For those of you who don’t know. Paul and Silas was going to a place of prayer and they were met by a slave girl who had a spirit by which she predicted the future. She earned a great deal of money for her owners by fortune-telling. This girl followed Paul and Silas and started shouting these men are servants of the Most High God, who are telling you the way to be saved. This went on for many days. Finally Paul got frustrated and troubled and he went and cast the spirit out of her by saying In the name of Jesus Christ I command you to come out of her. Because of the spirit leaving this slave girl, this meant that the owners could no longer make money. To make a long story short, Paul and Silas was thrown into jail. The jailer was commanded to guard them carefully. They were put in the inner cell and fasten their feet in stocks.

Paul and Silas began praying and singing hymns to God and suddenly there was a violent earthquake that shook the foundation of the prison and the prison doors open. I want you to see something. The power of prayer and praise can cause an earthquake. The power of your praise can cause things to shake and move out of place. When an earthquake occurs, what happens, things begin to move. Move out of place and shift. Your prayer and praise can cause things to shift and change in your life. The bible say that God inhabit the praises of his people. Your prayer and praise can cause the atmosphere to change. Just imagine for a moment that we as children of God meet on Sundays or whatever days your church services meet and we really begin to pray and sing praises to God, so many things can happen. Sick bodies can be healed. The blind can see. The deaf ears can hear. When we really praise God so many things can happen. Your situation can change. The thing that you are worry about or pr! aying about can change just keep praying and singing praises unto God. There is no telling what God can do when we really praise God. The bible also say that let everything that have breath praise the lord. I encourage you to pray and sing praises unto God in spite of your situation or circumstances your dealing with now and watch what God will do.

As long as we have blood in our veins either white or black and as long as we are on this planet earth, we all act same way to all issues but the means and type (how,when etc) of tools used could be different but we all REACT.
Can u pls share with this great house ur challenging,thought provoking experience with any of ur in-law b4 and after ur wedding.How u handled it tit-for-tat ?,pretentiously? or otherwise and the outcome.
Singles in the house ur experience with all those teenager's in-law of urs pls share so that we can learn.
keep the ball rolling pls.Ladies have billions of encounters in this issue than men.
All ladies in the house lets holla outtttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
SPEAK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

t-kids
how many months or weeks can u start noticing the difference?That is like $250 m-e-n? and 28,000 naira in Niger ooooooooooo yepa as small as it is or that's not the container?

Nikky Africana too is good.But don't go to institute that u will only be taught theories and at d end u may not be able to know how to cut&sew a single bib for baby not to talk of creative styles.
Another simple test is when u see someone that puts on good sewn clothes in native english name it ask for his/her tailor.Then go and liase with the tailor to start a class . From there u can get the basic rudiment of sewing after which u can visit all these models for colour combination or modern ethics in fashion.

I attend The foursquare Gospel Church.
Church attendance is not the VISA to heaven but Christlike spirit with good measures of morals.
christianity without morals is ZERO,if u have morals let it be +++++++++++ christlike spirit the two works hand in hand.
May God make us good examples to others.
May people not site us as bad eggs to christianity.
JESUS IS THE HEAD OF HIS CHURCH AND HE IS COMING FOR THOSE WITHOUT WRINKLES/SPOTS/PIMPLES? ( NOT PHYSICAL PIMPLESOOOOOOOOO) FUNNNYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY?
HOLLA BACK AT ME M- E -NNNNNNNNNNNN!

Thanks,
I discovered one thing that d way Nigerians make our cake is different from the way some of these oyinbos make their cakes.
U can imagine a big birthday cake at walmart,sobeys,all this big oyinbo stores will cost u just $5 to $15 and is just tooo light in texture.Whereas small Nigerian cake will cost u $70 dollars but the difference is clear oooooo in taste, its loook, texture and all what not.
That is why I don't enjoy using oyinbo method for cake makingor visiting any of their sites to make cakes but rather wants an expert from Niger ile

Ladies in the house,
who knows how to prepare ewa agonyin? with its stew?.
Pls. indicate d type of pepper to use then the process thanks.