₦airaland Forum

Goodboiyy:
Lolz.. Ejo or.. fathia okwo Urhobo den.. Osha rey aye na okwo iyoroba ..

her hubby is the 1 from yoruba.. Yoruba like to marry our ladies en... Lolz. I Nor know wenti them see 4 our body.. #biggrin.. 1 luv

I think say you be Itshekiri when you become Urhobo?

mpowa:
I'm not a fan of any version of Nollywood, but when I mistakenly watch the Yoruba and the English Nolly, I always prefer the Yoruba.

If you talk of 'No substance at all' and unnecessary part 1 to part 100, turn to English Nolly. Just sprinkles of standout producers like Kunle Afolayan are helping salvage the poor industry.

Me too - I think they Yoruba actors are far more believable than their 'nolly' counterparts.

Uncletony:
Super eagle is more important than ur parochial view. Meanwhile ahmed musa should learn how to speak English first b4 captainship

Heediot - what has English gotta do with football? Cam Messi/Ronaldo self speak English. A beg park well, you are not serious.

Blood of God!

Vietnam? That whole country is an underdeveloped gutter - this is not a serious competition.

Grown men wearing SKIRTS - chai na wa o.

OP its SUNDAY not Saturday.

bugzbunny:
May all tribalist die and decay
May all tribalist parents rot in hell
May nairaland be void of tribalist
May shango strike them down
The person dat uses the handle tribalist shall die and not see tmoro.. As it has been signed in heaven..Amen

How can you kill the grim reaper himself? You are a fool.

bugzbunny - you will die untimely. You will NEVER see good in your life. The fruits of your labor will be eaten up by strangers.
When you go out, you shall not know peace. When you come in calamity will be waiting for you. You shall sow and not reap;
you shall sweat and not be rewarded. The very house you live in shall be too hot for you. Your death will be sudden and premature.
At the end of your miserable and short life people shake their heads in pity. What a waste of life. It would have been better if you were not
born.

All this I pray in Jesus Name. Amen. God wills it. His Son wills it. His Holy Spirit wills it. Amen. Hallelujah.

[quote author=bugzbunny post=38834034][/quote]Hey bugzbunny welcome back. I know you have been hiding but you know no hiding place for you.

The person that uses the handle bugzbunny on NL will die in Jesus Name. Amen.

Chukwu Okike Abiama will inflict your life with incurable diseases, and poverty. Amen.

Amadioha will punish your life. Amen.

Chukwu Okike Abiama wills it.

sexymoma:
what have you gained... who your trabalism don help... even you e don help you....
Otondo

Biko who owns the 2 naira ashewo? Abeg come carry your load, her toto dey smell like that open toilet at Abakaliki.

Please leave Oliseh ALONE let him do his job. He has my UTMOST support

So the lagoon has come for everybody NOT just the flattheads in Lagos?

ElekeNtioba:
ur fiest analogy clearly show u ar immature and i didnt bother to read d rest of ur ramblings.

Talk is cheap if the yoruba mean it as they say let them walk their talk (tho i seriously doubt it).

Coming here to chest-beat over illiterate fulani herdsmen who by the way cant read ur posts is d height of cowardice.

Continue deluding urselfs with phantom 'sophistication' and 'bravery' while fulani continue humiliating and embarassinn ur pple..

who is this one again? another amala-eater mad because I expose their schemes. I didn't even bother to read your post beyond the first sentence. Go and meet the akpu-eating chestbeating flattheads on NL, they are your victims not me. Stay off my mentions. Heediot.

CSTR2:
You are an unintelligent iddiott.
The school i attended, the yoruba boys there were cowards who bullied little yoruba boys like them.
Ask your leaders to attempt secession and see what will happen to the SW.

My leaders? what is this one smoking...Sapele weed? Abeg stay off my mentions - you are pathetically incoherent. Whatever you are: either you are an amala-eater posing as an akpu-eater OR an akpu-eater posing as an amala-eater you are far too below my intellectual level to warrant a serious engagement from me. My 'leaders' what the hell is these certified slowpoke with nafdac number yapping about? Post like you have at least basic elementary education otherwise get off my mention ASAP.

ElekeNtioba:
it appears u were born yesterday

- where were the yorubas when their brother was thrown into jail like a common prisoner for over 6 yrs. At a point many yoruba leaders were either in prison or on d run durin Abacha's regime..

- Obasanjo didnt win up to 30 percent of votes in 1999 in his home region to become president.

U are either a kid or just rètarded.

only political force indeed....

You are not very sharp. You are using Military regime as a yardstick. Tell me - what is the law under military regime? Who decides what is what? The soldier or the politician? How many amala-eaters have died in the hands of Nigerian military? How many akpu-eaters have died in the hands of the military? How many tuwo-downers have died in the hands of the military regime? The Obasanjo example shows you the resilience of the typical amala-eating conehead. Please name one akpu-eater flatthead that can become Nigeria's President without an overwhelming support of the South East? (I will give you time to go home and think of somebody, no problem) Obasanjo, an amala-eater, did this effortlessly by leveraging his clout within the political structure that later became PDP. Now let me educate you:

Nigeria's problem started when the IBOS (I Before OtherS) decided they are the superior tribe who should control everything in Nigeria. So, they decided to humiliate, torture and assassinate certain Nigerian leaders (and their families) who they believed to be 'corrupt.' Interestingly, they ONLY 'corrupt' leaders that were targeted ALL happened to be non-Ibos. Coincidence? I don't think so, and neither did the amala-eaters and the tuwo-downers. Long story short, the civil war was simply the amala-eaters and tuwo-downers teaching the IBOS how to KILL. By the time this war ended, no less than 3 million Biafrauds had been exterminated. ALAS THE IBOS SOWED THE WIND AND REAPED THE WHIRLWIND yanfuyanfu. Let the truth be told Nigeria problem today ORIGINATED from the Ibos' GREED, CHESTBEATING AND LACK OF FORESIGHT. What the tuwo-downers and amala-eaters can see sitting down, the akpu-eating flattheads can never see standing in the cockpit of a space-ship. That is the truth of Nigerian socio-politics - and I see it everyday in real life and even here on Nairaland.

Now, how my amala-eating coneheads have been wasted by the Nigerian State? A few hundreds at worst.

How many tuwo-downing haram bigots have been wasted by the Nigerian State? a few hundred at worst.

How many akpu-eating, chestbeating, flattheads have been wasted by the Nigerian State? At least a couple of MILLIONS.

Now take a MILLION (10^6) compare that number to 100 (10^2) and come back and tell me among the three tribes who is the Loser?

History is settled on this issue. The IBOS thought they were badass UNTIL they Yoobas and Hausas TAUGHT them what B.A.D.A.S.S really means.

Sit there and kwantinou to play the fool - Your masters are trapping you again and just like Ojukwu fell for their traps I see this current generation of akpu-eaters threading the same foolhardy way. You will NOT be missed - trust me. AND QUOTE ME ANYWHERE. TRIBALIST

CSTR2:
hahaha.
This guy must be joking.
The civil war was prosecuted by the entire Nigerian state in collaboration with foreign powers who had a stake.
Yoruba were even the least players,as the middle-belt constituted the bulk of the fighting force. It was not an Igbo-yoruba war.
An igbo-yoruba war would definitely have resulted in a biafran state, i can assure you.
Btw, your wale story must be a joke.

major war = Ojukwu's attempt to annex the SouthWest.This is documented history not hearsay or tales by moonlight.

Go to J-town and ask anyone who attended St John's in the 90s about Wale, Samaila and Akoh. If Wale was not the toughest kid in my Secondary school may Amadioha visit me with incurable disease. However, if Wale was the toughest kid in my secondary school may Chukwu okike abiama visit you with hypertension, high-blood pressure and gout; and may you die a sudden or untimely death. Chukwu okike abiama wills it Amen.

What is my own - I couldn't care less. One thing about akpu-eating flattheads is that whenever reality conflicts with their fake sense of self, they automatically neglect the reality and continue their embrace of b.s. I have said my own, this country will not know peace UNTIL the 3 majority tribes start showing respect to the 200 or so other tribes scattered all over the countries. Until then I remain a TRIBALIST to the core - and any member of the 3 major tribes better beware.

kaakulator3:
He probably thinks by mentioning you,you would consider getting him a job.his oga is still looking for him ooo.very stup.i.d boy

I see. So he is a vagabond - probably and unfortunate product of baby Factory Limited,Nnewi. May his worthless/faggit god, chukwu okike abiama fire his yansh and expose it like the erosion ladden geography of the East. May he never find employment or sustenance in his life - chukwu okike abaiama wills it. Amen.

kaakulator3:
That's chinedu the cursed spare parts trader.He's a kleptomaniac. The bast.rd ran away from his oga's shop after stealing a customer's phone.I'm waiting for him to reply so i can tell you about his parents

Is that so? I thought he was an amala-eater but Chinedu - that's definitely an akpu-eating flatthead right there. What's his beef with me? I think he must mistake me for someone else. He needs to find his level ASAP before I tear him a new one. Walahi. He should check my name and recognize my specialty - I will expose his generation here by posting their history in original pics and documents. I don't play. I am filthy as faack.

franudi:
Fulanis will soon take over your father's compound. Goathead.

Who is this self-servicer? Abeg check well you are in the wrong mention. Wetin concern agbero with portfolio?

MayorofLagos:
Isnt that similar to what happened in 67?

First Yoruba warned you to wait and not rush into secession without full preparation and readiness.

Your fathers said Yorubas are cowards, we will not wait, we are ready, we are prepared,

When you invaded Midwest, Yorubas warned you to respect the rights and territories of minorities and to stay in your territory.

Your fathers responded and said Yorubas are weak, noisemakers and Biafra is coming to occupy and save Yorubaland.

Yorubas told you we are not ready and prepared for secession, we will do so at our own time and with our own might, we dont need helpers.

Your fathers grew less patient and say Yorubas are nothing but noisemakers, cowards and marched on.

When Yoruba confronted your fathers at Ore and brought out the real "noisemakers", the real "cowards" turned their backs and fled back towafds Biafra.

There was a lesson Yorubas learnt during Fulani war. We pursued Fulani as they scampered out and abandoned their camps on the outskirts of Oyo, which they had planned to invade. Everytime they would attempt to recover we opened fire on their @ss and kept on the heat until we chased them completely across Jebba and they were on the other bank of the river. Yoruba did not hold down Ilorin, believing Fulani was gone.for good judging from the damage and.loss. That error is what led to Ilorin being an Emirate. We fell back once we chased them out of our land but they regrouped and entered back into Ilorin.

After we chased your fathers out of Ore....we did not scale back...we kept on the heat till you were completely defeated and surrendered to noisemakers, cowards from SW.

So yes, you are correct, we are noisemakers and cowards.

We have dared Fulani....if dem born their father well and they know and are sure that they can face Yoruba in a war....they should try nonsense and violate the limitations given by our elders.

Its not.only Fulani that will be dealt woth....it will be a prime opportunity.to.firmly deal with all irritants on our soil, Ibo included. We have the population to handle.it, we have the resource to sustain it and we have alliances to enforce political pressures.

Fulani and Ibo....we dare you both, try nonsense.

Very incisive post good job. I always laugh at this Biafran myth of amala-people cowardice. I have never seen it. And I have lived in Oyo, Lagos and Ondo State. Flattheads, how can you call someone a coward when they have beaten you decisively in a major war? I remember as a secondary school student in Jos, the toughest kid in our school then was an amala-eater, named Wale. This is a school that was made up of at least 50% akpu-eaters (because of the Roman Catholic connection). Wale was not the biggest boy but he was the toughest - no one dare face him. He has bloodied so many 'tough' bigger guys. It always amazes me how the very people who lay claim to courage, the akpu-eaters, are usually the first to enter luxurious buses in their millions whenever a shoe drops in the North or SouthWest. I remember Igbos in Lagos literally running back to the East during June 12 'crisis.' At that time, a friend of mine from Sapele was jokingly teasing an Igbo neighbor who sent his kids and wife to Enugu and basically refused to come out of his house all the while looking out the window asking us what was going on. Meanwhile at the same time, Yorubas were going about their business with little or no worries. I think the civil war scared the Igbos very badly - they are never comfortable anywhere in Nigeria. If they were not cowards before, they have now become the original cowards of Nigeria.

Shymm3x:
IAmatribalist

I'm not going to bed anymore - I'll speak the truth about Yorubas today.

Yorubas are the most overrated people in Nigeria. For a people with a long and highly developed history - they lack the smart and manoeuvrability folks with long history usually have. That's the honest truth.

Shymm3x

Good welcome back. I have replied you in detail by quoting your previous post. I just read you are an amala-eater, I hope this is not too awkward for you?

Shymm3x:
Lmao...I'll just post a reply to this grandiose delusions and hit the sheets.

Amala-eaters aren't as savvy as they pretend to be in the wider context of the scheme of things within Nigeria - albeit when it comes to their Southern Nigerian contemporaries, they're head and shoulders above the rest. I think this is also one of the biggest problems with amala-eaters...they get too carried away cos of how uncompetitive the South is, while the real competition is bigger than the South. If you want to be a boss with bragging rights - then you have to be able to compete with other bosses, not those below you. And you'll see that every time the amala-eaters come in contact with ragheaded Jihadists up North - they always crumble like a pack of cards. That's how you grade guile, smart, and intelligence.

If you think I'm lying - you can go back in time since Nigeria was created and check the duels between amala-eaters and ragheaded Jihadists. And you'll see that it has always been one-sided victory in favour of the latter. Heck, even Boo-harry and his Fulani gang just outsmarted the grossly overrated Tinubu the infamous Jagafvck - despite using his party structure, money, and influence to assume office. Another big loss for the delusional amala-eaters and their non-existent guile/sophistication inflicted by ragheaded Jihadists. And it has been the same story since independence. Heck, even during times when it seem they were about to sneak in one victory - a Judas Iscariot always end up selling them out for a pot of porridge. That's the story of amala-eaters, hence I stopped rating them.

The war was a war of necessity and the war general they fought against was a cowardly one. No rating for that one. Also, the strategic/Machiavellian attribute associated with amala-eaters is grossly overrated. That was bequeathed on them by the foresight of one man, Awolowo. Without him - they won't even control a quarter of what they control right now. Heck, due to docility, meekness, and being mentally lazy - they've allowed the rest to catch up with them. So you can't really praise them for what was gifted to them on a platter of gold and something they have failed to consolidate on.

As for akpu (or whatever this is) eaters, they're babies in the game. Their history when it comes being within an administrative setting started with Nigeria. So you can really use them as a standard to define whatever qualities the amala-eaters possess. Hence I won't speak about them.

Interesting. I will address your point one after the other. First let me clarify by saying that by 'akpu-eaters' I am referring to our chestbeating flatthead compatriots from the East. You know - our 'hardworking' country men who tell you they do import and export until you find out that what they are importing and exporting is illegals drugs and counterfeit goods.

1. Your First paragraph - your contention is that the amala-eaters are nothing but local champions considering the level of competition they have in the South and what you believe to be their 'inability' to deal a permanent political death blow to the Northerners. You are right but only to a point. It is true that the flattheads of the East are no match to the coneheads of the West. However, you forget that this was not the case before the civil war. In the late 50s when the flattheads starting to mention their desire to leave Nigeria, who was the most supportive of their quest? It was the coneheads. Even before 1958, the amala-eaters KNEW that the flattheads would fail woefully but recognize that the defeat of the flattheads would create a vacuum in the South that they would gladly fill. And as history showed, the said vacuum was created and the amala-people gladly filled it up. If you are a strong student of history, you should know that before the war there was a process in place to relocate the capital back to Calabar away from Lagos. Well the war ended all that - without the Biafra quest, encouraged by the amala people, the nerve center of Nigeria's economy would be Calabar and not Lagos.
Now to issue of amala-eaters vs tuwo-downers: First what makes you think 'weakening' the Northerner almajiris is in in the interest of the amala-people? The amala-people know that NO ONE hates (with a deep passion) the flattheads more than the tuwo-downers of the North. Purely Machiavellian - My enemy's (remember the flatthead have sworn to hate the amala-eaters for the rest of eternity till hell freezes over) enemy is my friend - so why weaken the haram bigots?. Secondly, if indeed you believe that the amala-eaters have lost to the Northerner bigots (I don't see the evidence for it), then you have to admit that while the akpu-eaters have lost the war (Biafra anyone?) to the boko bigots the amala-eaters are STILL in it and gaining ground day by day.
And on the issue of Judas lets be honest every Nigerian tribe has Judas. However the flattheads are heads and shoulders above everyone else in this department. It is save to say that there are more Judas in Mbaise ALONE than the entire amala-region of South West Nigeria.

Concerning Tinubu - you have to doff your hat to ANY man who has the power to initiate the ARREST of the Senate President of any Republic let alone Nigeria simply because he was not his ideal candidate. No wonder he is referred to as Jagaban of Africa. And if you think that Buhari does not also want to get rid of Saraki (who by the way is another conniving and Machiavellian amala-eater) then you are still learning politics.

Concerning how the amala-eaters sent the Biafran troops who dared to cross into the amala-region back East with their tails between their legs. The excuse of the cowardly general does NOT hold water. In war you fight to win and if you face a superior enemy you send your BEST. Perhaps Ojukwu really believed that the amala people were cowardly. Well the historical unfolding of events proved him wrong, which makes him a dumb and stupid general who could not separate fiction from reality.

Concerning Awolowo - indeed he laid the foundation. However, others have built on it. Don't forget that Awolowo's Nigeria was different from Tinubu's or Fayose's Nigeria so don't expect Jagaban or Faye to thread the same path as the inventor of amala-politics himself, Awo. Jagaban is moving his people forward slowly but surely within the context of a Nigeria riddled by Boko Haram in the North and the agitation for cessation from the East and South. The amala-people have shown an ability to forge in path irrespective of the socio-political and ideological terrain.

I will stop here and allow you to digest this very balanced serving of historical/political/tribal/inter-tribal/Nigerian reality.

knowledgeable:
"IGBOS pls, take this news on its face value until. ......, it may be a false flag of which yorubas are expert on"

Thank you Mr. Knowledgeable - this is EXACTLY what I have been saying here. Amala-people are too Machiavellian to be taken at face value. I spent a few years (during Obasanjo's presidency) in Oyo at the height of the power of that very popular politician (now late) - his amala politics was straight out of Machiavelli but I am damn sure that niccuh could not read a single word in English. These our SouthWestern compatriots are natural born Machiavellis - they are ALWAYS plotting. The average akpu-eater is way too mundane (ordinary) in his thinking to understand amala-politics. Chestbeating those not accomplish shit but when manufacturing and other non-oil investments continues to be centered in the SW (Lagos, Ogun and Oyo) then you have to doff your hat for these amala-people. Quote me anywhere.

Shymm3x:
Oh well, then amala-eaters will forever be Nig.ger-areans, even when everyone has left the cesspit, while using pseudo-sophistication to mask docility and meekness.

Your really think they are docile? I actually think that's part of their guile. Amala people ONLY show you exactly what they want you to see. Ojukwu also thought they were 'weak' until he tried to colonized them by force. History showed how they sent him back to the East with his tails between his legs -so they had no problem defending their region with remarkable success when they were invaded by a hostile military. They are the true political magicians of Nigeria - the more you look the less you see with these people. I am willing to bet that even this sudden call for cessation is part of a larger plot - somehow, I think they are masters of getting political advantage from the slightest of 'situations.'

And this is why I believe other tribes can learn from the amala-eaters. Especially those akpu-eating flattheads from the East. They need to learn to be strategic and Machiavellian like the amala-eaters. Chest beating and empty boasts do not work to gain you advantage in Nigeria. Look at the richest men in Nigeria, Dangote, Otedola et. al - see how they still act like they are average guys who are still trying to make it. The Nigerian Zeigeist opposes braggadocio and wanton arrogance. And as long as chestbeating flattheads continue to act in this way, they will always remain 2nd class citizens in this country. Alas, I suspect the akpu-eaters recognize this hence their wanton cry for the return of Biafra.

Shymm3x:
Lol.

But for amala-eaters to leave you need to deny them amala for a year cos amala is their kryptonite.

And that's an impossible task.

ONE YEAR of no amala?!!!! IMPOSSICANT. Amala-eaters MUST eat amala. Just like akpu-eaters MUST eat akpu. Na so e be.

Look at these idiots encouraging amala-eaters to leave Nigeria. Nigeria can even survive the exit of akpu-eaters but if amala-eaters leave Nigeria is finished. Quote me anywhere. The ONLY political force that can stand up to the Hausa-Fulanis are the amala-people of Western Nigeria. If they leave, Nigeria will be cest fini. QUOTE ME.

Amala-eaters and their dangerous politics - there is no Machavielian strategy that these Westerners have not mastered. They will be eating their amala while at the same time devising political strategies.