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MISSCONGENIALITY:
tot I asked this goat to sleep. What's he still sayying?

Ok, now I know, he's just sleep-talking.

Not funny. Try again. You are not only lazy but you are also boring. Boring beyatch. Stay off my mentions.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Thank u Mr Chirity, I here by award u the most Philanthropic Broke Ass of the year. Goodnight sir.

Shove that passive aggressive bs up your bunk-hole beyatch. Next time you won't quote me with nonsense. I bodied you, beyatch. !!!!

MISSCONGENIALITY:
why wud I be looking for free money from a broke ass like u? Don't I know what to do if I need money? If u like don't help urself out of ur sorry situation, stay here on nairaland and be yarning dust.

Yes. I know what you will do whenever you need money. You will seek some foolish slave who thinks you are cute. If he is NOT sharp you will collect money and not fvck him. If he is sharp and you really need the money you will open that your k-leg and get fvcked. You are leech. A lazy bloody brat. Quote me anywhere.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
people like u are the reason why some girls including me will not accept help from a man cos they will always want to pay. And when u don't pay for their charity, they call u names. I'm sure u will Bleep ur daughter b4 u give her school fees or even buy bobo foe her. I blame girls who fall for silly men just in the name of material things. Do u thing all a woman needs in her life is gifts from a man.? Gush, men like u will gang rape the girl if [/b]she doent pay for the big she borrowed from u to fill in her bank teller.
[b]U must be a very broke guy.


My happiness is that there are still good men out there. Very good ones I say.

1st bolded: so you want FREE money before? NOTHING is free. Grow up and make something of your life - you lazy brat.
2nd bolded: sharp guys pay prostitutes after the deed is done NOT before - stop saying nonsense, you prostitute!
3rd bolded: you have a sick and demented mind. And you should go back to school your spelling is horrible.
4th bolded: this is coming from a beyatch who depends on men for her feeding, clothing and shelter. Shut your mouth.
5th bolded: again your mouth and mind are dirty and disgusting. Go for prayers. ASAP.
6th bolded: YOU WISH. I really don't know you that well but I am willing to wager that my daily accruement from anyone of my portfolios can feed you and your family for a month.
7th bolded: those of you who don't understand women speak this is what this beyatch means: "I am happy that there are many slaves (men) out there who are not sharp like you - you are really spoiling our market."

Now shut up. And let the men (who work and pay bills) do the talking.

Definition of a woman: a woman is someone who does NOT work. She is lazy, entitled and a liability to all around her. There is really no difference between your average modern woman and a child. They are both dependents who are incapable of making anything of themselves.

Its very rare to find a man who does NOTHING. Even the so called jobless men either have a trade on the side, a job they are training for or a side business to hold on to UNTIL they find something more permanent. However, our society is inundated with WOMEN (aka jobless leeches) who offer nothing of true value to society and are just out there looking for men (aka slaves) who will feed, clothe and shelter them.

My advice to men : NEVER feed, clothe or shelter ANY woman who you have not repeatedly fvcked except if she is your mother or sister.

QUOTE ME ANYWHERE.

IAMTRIBALIST.

I guess its time to share their own 'portion' of the national 'cake.' Useless polithiefians. Quote me anywhere.

Reality is not online. In the real world you have learn to respect people's culture especially when you reside in their very own land. Nnamdi Cownu has poisoned the minds of many flattheads that they are beginning to think that anything Cownu says on radio they can repeat or do on any Nigerian street. Well the amala-eaters have begun to reformat your head with koboko. Go to Warri and try that nonsense and the Urhobos and Itsekiris will give you the hot water treatment. Go and try that nonsense in the North and let the Abokis cut off your flattheads. Make peace akpu-eaters and continue to enjoy the spoils of the land. Otherwise, I assure you, the repercussions will be EPIC. Quote me anywhere.

Flattheads when they are caught they say they are from Lagos. But when they are not caught and they make money they say they are from Anambra. Name Checkers Association of Nigeria (NCAN) una food don ready. Make u na siddon chop.

Why is this man complaining? You are free. You are no longer a slave. You no longer have to feed, clothe and shelter her and her child. Go out there and celebrate your freedom with a bowl of ekwobi and a bottle of orijin. Go ball joor, baller.

Its natural for a man to lose interest in the woman after ejaculation. There is usually a recovery period that's anywhere between 10 mins and 48 hours depending on the man's age, health and overall well being. However, a man who does not want to have 2nd sexual encounter with a woman is probably doing so for one of the following reasons:

1. The man did not find the woman that attractive in the 1st place and just had sex with her because he had no other option at the time.

2. The man is afraid that continued sex would lead to have a serious relationship which he might not want.

3. The 1st time was not satisfactory so he does not want to go through the hassle again (women wash your vjayvjay men don't like the stink).

The akpu-eaters are making a big mistake. The flattheads are from the South-East. Nobody (including the chestbeaters themselves) care about the SE. Its a landlocked erosion ridden region with very little resources. You have NOTHING to bargain your freedom with. That's why I believe the flattheads have entered one chance. You will not get Biafra but arrogance will not allow you to admit it. The amala-eaters have a better chance of seccession than the akpu-grubbers. Just placing an embargo on import/export via Lagos Ports is enough to cripple the Nigerian economy - If they really want to do it, the amala-eaters can destroy Nigeria's economy within weeks. The same thing can be said of the South South. If the stop the flow of oil Nigeria will bow down in less than 2 weeks. I have noticed something about flattheads on NL. They are very emotional and stubborn. They lack basic reasoning and reality appraisal. I am a tribalist so the amala-eaters and the flattheads don't appeal to me at all. But being a tribalist does not mean I can not use my brain. I have noticed that the amala-eaters are as also very stubborn and full of cultural pride. However, unlike the flattheads they general tend to use common sense rather emotion. Cone-heads are trouble makers but they tend to be quite strategic. The flattheads on the other hand make too much trouble without any obvious sense or direction or purpose. For the flattheads chestbeating and noise making are done for their own sake, and not a means to an end. Nnamdi Kanu (the Albino) has been making noise on his Short Wave radio, threatening amala-eaters and tuwo-downers with death and destruction. Contrary to what he tells his gullible followers he really does not have an enact-able plan. Somehow he believes that Chukwu Okike Abiama will somehow throw Nigeria into some serious internal upheaval so destabilizing that the Igbos can use the opportunity to restore Biafra. Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a plan. This is a recipe for entering 'one-chance.' This is what I have been telling the akpu-eaters. Learn from the amala-eaters because cerebrally they are way way ahead of you. God knows the amala-eaters are cunning and very difficult to figure out. However, there is nothing wrong for the flattheads to learn from their 'enemy.' Biafra will not happen with a divided South. Until the amala-eaters and akpu-eaters mend their relationship, Biafra will continue to be a mirage. The akpu-eating flattheads cannot do it alone. QUOTE ME ANYWHERE

The akpu-eaters are making a big mistake. The flattheads are from the South-East. Nobody (including the chestbeaters themselves) care about the SE. Its a landlocked erosion ridden region with very little resources. You have NOTHING to bargain your freedom with. That's why I believe the flattheads have entered one chance. You will not get Biafra but arrogance will not allow you to admit it. The amala-eaters have a better chance of seccession than the akpu-grubbers. Just placing an embargo on import/export via Lagos Ports is enough to cripple the Nigerian economy - If they really want to do it, the amala-eaters can destroy Nigeria's economy within weeks. The same thing can be said of the South South. If the stop the flow of oil Nigeria will bow down in less than 2 weeks. I have noticed something about flattheads on NL. They are very emotional and stubborn. They lack basic reasoning and reality appraisal. I am a tribalist so the amala-eaters and the flattheads don't appeal to me at all. But being a tribalist does not mean I can not use my brain. I have noticed that the amala-eaters are as also very stubborn and full of cultural pride. However, unlike the flattheads they general tend to use common sense rather emotion. Cone-heads are trouble makers but they tend to be quite strategic. The flattheads on the other hand make too much trouble without any obvious sense or direction or purpose. For the flattheads chestbeating and noise making are done for their own sake, and not a means to an end. Nnamdi Kanu (the Albino) has been making noise on his Short Wave radio, threatening amala-eaters and tuwo-downers with death and destruction. Contrary to what he tells his gullible followers he really does not have an enact-able plan. Somehow he believes that Chukwu Okike Abiama will somehow throw Nigeria into some serious internal upheaval so destabilizing that the Igbos can use the opportunity to restore Biafra. Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a plan. This is a recipe for entering 'one-chance.' This is what I have been telling the akpu-eaters. Learn from the amala-eaters because cerebrally they are way way ahead of you. God knows the amala-eaters are cunning and very difficult to figure out. However, there is nothing wrong for the flattheads to learn from their 'enemy.' Biafra will not happen with a divided South. Until the amala-eaters and akpu-eaters mend their relationship, Biafra will continue to be a mirage. The akpu-eating flattheads cannot do it alone. QUOTE ME ANYWHERE

The akpu-eaters are making a big mistake. The flattheads are from the South-East. Nobody (including the chestbeaters themselves) care about the SE. Its a landlocked erosion ridden region with very little resources. You have NOTHING to bargain your freedom with. That's why I believe the flattheads have entered one chance. You will not get Biafra but arrogance will not allow you to admit it. The amala-eaters have a better chance of seccession than the akpu-grubbers. Just placing an embargo on import/export via Lagos Ports is enough to cripple the Nigerian economy - If they really want to do it, the amala-eaters can destroy Nigeria's economy within weeks. The same thing can be said of the South South. If the stop the flow of oil Nigeria will bow down in less than 2 weeks. I have noticed something about flattheads on NL. They are very emotional and stubborn. They lack basic reasoning and reality appraisal. I am a tribalist so the amala-eaters and the flattheads don't appeal to me at all. But being a tribalist does not mean I can not use my brain. I have noticed that the amala-eaters are as also very stubborn and full of cultural pride. However, unlike the flattheads they general tend to use common sense rather emotion. Cone-heads are trouble makers but they tend to be quite strategic. The flattheads on the other hand make too much trouble without any obvious sense or direction or purpose. For the flattheads chestbeating and noise making are done for their own sake, and not a means to an end. Nnamdi Kanu (the Albino) has been making noise on his Short Wave radio, threatening amala-eaters and tuwo-downers with death and destruction. Contrary to what he tells his gullible followers he really does not have an enact-able plan. Somehow he believes that Chukwu Okike Abiama will somehow throw Nigeria into some serious internal upheaval so destabilizing that the Igbos can use the opportunity to restore Biafra. Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a plan. This is a recipe for entering 'one-chance.' This is what I have been telling the akpu-eaters. Learn from the amala-eaters because cerebrally they are way way ahead of you. God knows the amala-eaters are cunning and very difficult to figure out. However, there is nothing wrong for the flattheads to learn from their 'enemy.' Biafra will not happen with a divided South. Until the amala-eaters and akpu-eaters mend their relationship, Biafra will continue to be a mirage. The akpu-eating flattheads cannot do it alone. QUOTE ME ANYWHERE

Ibori is a crook vouching for another crook - SMH ONLY in Nigeria. What a disgrace.

memeguy:
"Do you know who I am?"
I used this a lot when I was in Nigeria. Funny thing is that it always works. I remember a time when I was travelling from Benue to Abuja. That's how Mr. Driver started talking to me anyhow telling me to move from front seat to the back because of fine girl. Na so I change am o. See shout. "Do you know who I am? Do you know who my father is? Do you want to sleep in cell this night"
Na so driver begin shake o, "Ehen who are you, wetin I talk now? Na so them go dey take everything serious. Person no fit talk again ".
I felt like bursting out in laughter. I couldn't believe the gullibility.

I have noticed something in Nigeria. And that is it appears the MOST artistically (painting, drawing, etch-making, sculpting etc.) gifted people are the amala-eaters of Western Nigeria. Has anyone else noticed the same thing?

What's the big deal? What the difference between Christianity and cultistism? Are they not both selling the same thing? Mythical salvation?

That's the difference between Falana, who actually has a functioning brain, and those so called 'leaders.'

Heediots. If you know their hideouts why are you warning them? Simply go there and drop heavy bombs on their Haram heads once and for all.

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freeage7:
Is it Ighalo of Watford?

No. Its Ighalo of Ekpoma FC.

The FIRST entertaining (we controlled MOST of the game) Nigeria has played in YEARS!!! Good job Oliseh and the boys.

Ighalo - is a BETTER finisher than Emenike any day any time. Good job.

Iwobi, Okocha's relative, should be sent to U21 to learn how to play against off-side line, he is too green for my liking so far.

Decent half. My analysis:

1. Overall the team showed tactical discipline - the boys get behind the ball when they lose possession.
2. Up to the goal by Ambrose Efe Nigeria was in control of the game. After the goal the Cameroonians took control and should have gotten at least two goals. Oliseh needs to train the boys on how to respond to an opponent that increases their desire/passion after we scored them. Our defense was caught napping a few times after the Cameroonians responded like wounded lions.
3. Echejiele is not comfortable going forward - we need a left back who can not ONLY defend to go forward comfortably when needed aka modern fullback.
4.Mikel remains the most experienced midfielder in the SE so far - he had a good game and good combination with Simon Ajala.
5. Simon Ajala if properly managed will be the THE KEY member of the attack of the Super Eagles.
6. We need a finisher - a strike who can take half, quarter or even 1/8 chance when the need arises - Emenike is too direct and hence predictable.
7. There is need for better communication between the defense line and Ikeme - this most be effected ASAP, so we don't enter one-chance. Otherwise return Enyeama and let Ikeme shadow him for a year or so.
8. That guy in the midfield Igbuon is promising, but I need to see more before I sanction him.
9. Balogun is a good defender and had a good game. However, the Nigeria defense from what I saw in the last 10 minutes is not very sound and Oliseh might consider bringing in a more defensive midfielder to supplement Onazi and Mikel otherwise that defense will be breached again and again.
10. Whoever should be doing Simon Ajala's job on other side (RIGHT) is sleeping on a bicycle - Victor Moses would have been there if available and the Cameroonians would have had DOUBLE trouble.
11. Oliseh appears to be more tactically sound than Keshi and we should give in the time, resources and support (fans) to build a decent team.

Efe Ambrose scored just after I criticize his defensive abilities - anyway good as long as he improves.

This is a bunch of average players but from what I see so far Oliseh has done a decent job in instilling some tactical discipline.

Ambrose Efe has no business in this team - too jittery for my liking.

Mikel should learn how to take dead balls from his Chelsea teammate Willian.

There is no discussion about the originators of movies in Nigeria. History makes it LOUD and CLEAR - its the YORUBAS. Any attempt to muddle the issue is dumb and a waste of time. So please give it to the amala-eaters when they deserve it. I have no dogs in this fights. And they akpu-eaters should stop making noise here.

frakdon:
and what is'jor?

What a perfect response! Chai see levels!!