₦airaland Forum

CROBBOY:
No light, no petrol...
Imagine I had to go and beg for petrol for N350 per liter
God will help us in this country!

... ... Naija needs help o

jubrealguy:
sorta.....kinda....... missed u ooo

.. Me i miss you taya sef.... Lolz.... You went shopping, what did you get for me

sirguy542:
Once my net catch fish I go pay for my punchline.. it's a promise...

.. Lol.. Na the punchline due go determine whether your net go catch o... No say i no tell you!!!

Smellymouth:
Doth thou not knowest I misseth thee too much.

Nay,i plead with theee, though shalt not allow me thinkest much about thee lest I develop migraine

... Lolz... Nay, for verily verily i say unto ye, that if thou hast thy blessings and keepeth thy commandments... migraine will fall by ye left and headache by ye right, buh none shall come near thee!!.. Lol

sirguy542:
Lol...no call Frasier oh! him na my personal person.

So?... Abeg pay your punchline dues o..... Ah no wan hear nothing!!!

jubrealguy:
have u ever seen a girl
and u couldn't move your feet
cos ur heart skip to beat
and ur mouth could nt speak
This is just exactly how I'm feeling right now
Now, i say she gat the kinda power over me somehow
This kinda gal i cud nt secretly admire
got to step to her and tell her she's my desire
Turn her to my queen so i cn hear her call me messiah
that i needed to have this girl was an heavenly desire
THE PICTURE OF GAL WEY TOO FINE, I AM THE EYE, I AM THE BEHOLDER..... ....I SAY SHE'S PERFECTLY MY KINDA GAL


realestG's been good......just had a very busy day...... how u?

.. Lolz.. Awwww... now you want to make me cry ... Thank you,... I appreciate you!!!... Av been gud too,.... My day was great.....i guess ur exhausted, you need to rest!!...

sirguy542:
of course am really sure u just have to believe me my love...

.. Guy where your wooing permit?


Fraiser.... I tink its high time we started collecting punchline dues!!

Smellymouth:
Where hath thou been?

lolz... Thou hath been around... But yae seeth thou not!!.. Lol.. Hw u

Jubrealguy... Hw you?.. Where have you been all day?

Fraiser:
lol... Lets just keep faith alive nd never lose faith in our president... We will all laff last eventually... 9 months is notin compare to d 16 yrs of pdp rule... It will only take a magician to rectify all d havoc recked on nigeria within 9 months. Hw was ur day dearie

.. Great.. And yours.... Wey Rukkyola dey naa.... Abi na wen d triplet don begin talk we go do dia naming ceremony??..

Testimony89:
Today is my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

.waoo.. .. Na small tin remain i for say "ADONBILIVIT"....... deariee happy birthday.. Wullnp..... Hope we go pop champaign??

CROBBOY:
Are you sure you have actually opened the flash drive to check it content because you would have asked me for an unlocker code by now

Anywhere, where else did you go to yesterday that everyone was asking Jubrealguy where you were

lolz.. Ofcourse av opened it.. Buh I think it's got viruses in it...yea... And so, for me to save and store the information contained in the flash drive, u should kno it's a total error lol...... Therefore try another device!!. Lol

Testimony89:
Yeah, cos today is testimony's day..........

.. Really? I Hope its not those "ant bite me, buh thank God say E no swell" kinda testimony..... If not..then begin to testify... We're all ears!!

CROBBOY:
SEE OUR LOST BUT FOUND IAMBIBI Welcome Dearie

Was this the movie that stole you away from our city yesterday hmmm I watched the trailer sha and only understood a part of it. I even got your info (this morning maybe ) that you have the full movie. HOW THEN WILL I NOT KNOW ITS NAME?

As a result, I have sent my flash drive again to you to receive the full movie this time. Please do no tamper with my confidential information inside o or give it to Fraiser. That guy's lifestyle is aptitude test to me I want to take everyone (even Buhari) by suprise.

So Iambibi, when am I receiving the movie?

.. Lmao.. very soon!! Just Watch out for the part two!!

Testimony89:
Hw r u dear n hw ws 2day's svc!!

.. wonderful... Hope you went too

Fraiser:
Iambibi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iambibi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iambibi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where hath though, seriously missing the most playful nd friendly babe in GC, jubrealguy wia is your wife o. Never see her today

.. Lolz.. My co Mc.... See me here o...am just coming back from the cinema where i go watch film, I no go tell you the name of the movie, buh lemme give you the trailer... Oya "IN THE LAND OF NO FUEL, AND IN THE TIME OF BLACKOUT (no light) , THE DESTINY OF A GREAT NATION RESTS ON THE SHOULDERS OF AN OLD MAN, HIS NAME--BUHARI" lolz oya tell me the name of the movie

Testimony89:
IAMBIBI[b]IAMBIBI[/b]IAMBIBI

... Lolz.. Testimony89 Testimony89 Testimony89

eaglevision:
* Runs with full force to hug my one nd only fruity darling*
iambibi is here
iambibi is here
iambibi is here

hooooooooiray!!!!!
im short of words mehn

Sierra one over to flight control, what is your position?**

**Flight control is here looking very carefully at the situation..**

**The Eagle is about to land**

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**The Eagle has landed, I repeat.. The Eagle has landed!!** lmao..


Super Eagle i don miss you taya...like for real.... Hws your health dear... Hope those nurses didn't use their injections to plug all your feathers...... Anyways i trust you're well and strong now.. .. Once again welcome back dear... Oya take this bowl of fruit salad and Enjoy!!

Smellymouth:
Good morning dear.. trust u slept well.. Lemme greet u specially

.. Lolz.. Thank you..

Fraiser:
my wife dey jare... She sey make i dey hail u welwel

.. Awww and i dey ansa wel wel....

CROBBOY:
Hmmm
*Thinking in my heart* make I nor come reply you o, before I go talk KiriKiri Prison

STANDING ON MY PROMISE THOUGH

lolz..after the flogging i gave you? you wouldn't dare to step out of that promise ...... Lolz

CROBBOY:
NO NO NO NO NO

This SmellyMouth, I must follow anywhere you go even if na hell


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Abbeyunique2 I see that. Obviously such people like SmellyMouth are great minds.

.. Lmao.... Follow follow, leave my friend smello...

CROBBOY:
NO NO NO NO NO

This SmellyMouth, I must follow anywhere you go even if na hell


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Abbeyunique2 I see that. Obviously such people like SmellyMouth are great minds.

.. Lolz... Shebi i told you!!

tuffpivot:
hahahaha my broda no pull shirt ooo.... I kneel down dey beg ooo.... ROTFL

lolz..... No worry i don hold am....

Smellymouth:
I dey cum.

lwkmd

jubrealguy:
Oya, rumours has it dat he kissed u and after the kiss, u were like "damn" meaning u liked it..... how true is dat

.. Lolz.. Na naa... He was only gisting me about the dream he had .. .. Ayam sorry

jubrealguy:
**shuts d door** siddown for my head na and don't dear me kankan, who is Smellymouth?

.. ... My friend, dats all

jubrealguy:
fraiser, padi mi nla........i see am oo

iambibi, u didn't even reply my good morning, na so d para dey ur body reach....infact after ds my speech, make u juzz run follow me enter inside, it's high time we talked

CROBBOY, u no sabi Smellymouth, i still dey reason why e neva find pishure for u...........i dey here dey see everything na, if i start to dey show my jealousy and my fighting skill, d guy fit take am cardiovascular prolly because he no know as e dey go for ds place, buh he don know now which means he has to be punished for kissing my wife in public....d tin wey pain me b say e cum sing "all of me" join

Smellymouth, ur first outta 100 punishments now: u go reply my mail, u go farabale explain how service for osun be like (i giv u 2hrs)

Iambibi, as u dey enter inside, no sit down for my chair ooo and u must nt on that TV, today go get agbara.

NB: I don't know about other couples ooo buh make una remember say Iambibi na Sokoto(near d almighty sun) babe and me, i b Lagos(near water) boy....Before some of una GC amebo for real life and all ds longthroat guest start to dey think faster than their brain.........remember both distance and nature obstructs anything REAL.

Smellymouth, reply my mail, abeg

... Lolz.. Chaii i am sorry o.... Gudmrning dear hw was ur night, where you want make i sit down

iamdynamite:
twinnie me goodmorning

.. Gud morning dear, hw was your night.... Hw Chommieblaq

Fraiser:
iambibi follow ur friend talk o, if dem don over share am for church make hin no come here dey jamtalk anyhow o, me I no see dat rubbish wey hin talk as joke, nobody go ever talk sey hin pick offence from d words I use here.

lol... Abeg forgiv am ooo,... Him no mean am..

Fraiser:
notin dey interesting for dat monicker o, na since smellymouth enter dis city I don dey use nose mask upandan. I don spend d better part of my salary on air freshner...

.. Lolz...Leave my friend, smello, for me o.... Oya Hw is ur wife blizzydoDo..

Testimony89:
Gud morning guys!!!!!!!!!!!! Iambibi is a very beautiful nd wonderful lady dat utterly deserves respect frm u guys (especially fraiser nd crobboy...... I go mak sure I comot una front teeth if u try dat again....... Stop attacking her biko...... Iambibi hw r u jare dear

... Lolz.... Am fine,.... Lolz... Na CROBBOY own you go first remove,... Na him stubborn pass...