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oluwafirefunmi:
Honestly *yawns*

.. Lol... Funny babe

oluwafirefunmi:
Lol. As in its tiring already. Let's just wait till its released. All this reliable source stories

ma fellow bae like say u kno sef... As in... This reliable source stories are beginning to bore me aswear...

boboLIL:
iambibi I'm smart...

dats d spirit bro...

boboLIL:
make una liv dis bae naw... Lolss...

abi she don sip from the forbidden juice of smart questioning ......dat juice no good at all... i took it and it affected me this morning

boboLIL:
you look fresh like watermelon.. Hw u doing?

doin gr8 and hope u r too?

odiagabros:
Yes... I print my own today... D link na receivesense.com

lwkmd

boboLIL:
smart thinking...

ma guy..... Na so

olecharles:
Considering the rate of naira devaluation, it will be a treasonable offence for federal government to keep paying us #19500 as allowance for the copper in this year 2016 for one year while serving our father land. We should not go through this excruciating pain in the name of service for fatherland.... Even the military, navy and police are well paid. We also put our life on the line by going to places we dnt want to go doing things we dnt wish to do and giving a whole one year.

If we remain docile ND continue to revieceive this 19,500 we will end up been stranded in the service year or spending our own money which we dnt have .

Guys hear is the deal.

We are going to flood NYSC Facebook page, twitter handle any newspaper site WITH any of these hash tags #INCREASE-OUR-ALAWI #INCREASE-OUR-ALAWI - OUR-ALAWI-OR-SERVICE #INCREASE-NYSC-ALAWI

#INCREASE-CORPERS-ALAWI

.. IF everyone cn type THIS on their Facebook page and twitter handle, media will even Carry it and they will hear our voice and they will put our demand into consideration even if they are not increasing it now. Let's take this serous . Share this to all NYSC relate post.

NYSC Facebook page: https://m.facebook.com/NYSC2016

Twitter : @nysc_ng

Lets take this serious

\ gosh!! Am beginning to get more and more scared of this set, they r jst too hot like fire and their ears dey under dia slippers... as in they no wan jst gree hear word at all... Buh wetin concern me, am a batch A PCM and i support the motion jare .....dis set too much abeg... Lol [

Shammak:
Ohh.. Me that is Abiboy, what should my moniker be? bibiboy

... Lolz... Abeg ask her.. i no kno

Shammak:
What is bibi

from Abigail... Lol

boboLIL:
Some people too like my name... Buh y I de vex be say dem nobi opposite sex...

i pirry u

Shammak:
Na final cleansing e be niyen

na so

Shammak:
Chai!.
Abi u have purge it away

deariee d purge yaff stop sins around 9:43am...lol

Shammak:
lobatan
iambibi no mind bobolil jare.. My phone understands you jare BUT..

i dont underatand you

me sef i dnt understand.... Buh no lele dear

Tega4kim:
No worry dm go change am to Adamawa...I've been telling u bt u no wan gri....make I see how u go take faint for house......lol

taaaaa na lie...... U hear am... BOBOLIL say make i no mind them

boboLIL:
don't mind them

if u say so deariee

gbemmy2k10:
where dem post u?

na PH dem post me go o stream 1 for that matter... . Now wey God don butter ma bread dem say na fake.... Diariss God o

gbemmy2k10:
where dem post u?

na PH dem post me go o stream 1 for that matter... . Now wey God don butter dem say na fake.... Diariss God o

stlaibrowne:
But e be like say your don dey purge sins now.

baba the purge don stop....and i don regain ma self... So hw u doin

JaneJoanJohn:
I follow you sip that kunu, but you can like to keep ya snake,I'll just manage pop corn...if dem like make them analyse from here to kafachan, I no curr... Wetin I know be say,Akwaibom Ayaya!!!!...Good morning my lovelies..LogoDwhiz, Fraih, stubborn BoBoLil, Amodu, swagifted, FireandIce,chommieblaq, Rosalieene, kbs468,ighravweIG(I'm still trying to figure out your name)eaglvision,iambibi,DTOBS,wittyemi ,yanabasee and other pcms that I've been observing silently ...
Bia,where is Rukkyola.. I go off,off I go!

swithrt take care... Chaii.... U neva begin dey go sef i don dey miss u like wetin...

gbemmy2k10:
u sef shift, u think say na only sabi beta tin...lol

how i wish they go post us go d same place... Make we dey drink d kunu together for mami...

wittyemi:
O ti clear,yet another analysis,same old shit,abeg my kunu is still remaining two(2) litres, so therefore, sipping on cold kunu n fried boa snake...pls start sending us analysis with pure algorithm programming codes..we won't go back the a state of KUNGAGA TUA GAGA.

abeg shift for me make i sit down....hope say u go remain d kunu for me.. Lol.....

wittyemi:
O ti clear,yet another analysis,same old shit,abeg my kunu is still remaining two(2) litres, so therefore, sipping on cold kunu n fried boa snake...pls start sending us analysis with pure algorithm programming codes..we won't go back the a state of KUNGAGA TUA GAGA.

abeg shift for me make i sut down....hope say u go remain d kunu for me.. Lol.....

Tega4kim:
1.I agree with u..I think dat was what dy did and changed d CUN..but sm ppl's CUN didn't change..dose dat dat dia CUN changed it means dia state of deployment myt change
2. wat we shld know is dat d way it was programmed is dat immediately u register, ur green card and CUL are generated bt we only have access to print d green card....for dose dat printed dia green card on Monday,it didn't take long to access d green card, immediately d pin was inserted d green card came out in few seconds,same has happend to d CUL.
3. If we shld recall d first time we had access to our CUL it was on portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1....when dy found out dy changed it to "nysc/11"...we still had access to it and now dy have blocked it...let's calm down and reasons it,if it is a scam like dy said y is it dat dy were d ppl dat had access to d link and dy blocked it
4. For dose dat saw dia CUL ,it has all our info ntn was missing... even d DG's signature is there. I went further to compare my own I downloaded and dat of my sister (B15) there is no diff btw d two CUL(s)....my fellow PCMs dy have changed d codes and did what dy can do....d CUN changed for some nd some r still same, dats wat has happnd to d CUL(s) and dy have hide d link so we don't have access to it again

plzz nd plzzzzzzzz nobody shld go and look for d new link o abg before dm go vex cancel A16 cox d headache we have given dm is enuf abg...na beg I dy beg o...lolzz
#Tega4kim

Tega4kim:
1.I agree with u..I think dat was what dy did and changed d CUN..but sm ppl's CUN didn't change..dose dat dat dia CUN changed it means dia state of deployment myt change
2. wat we shld know is dat d way it was programmed is dat immediately u register, ur green card and CUL are generated bt we only have access to print d green card....for dose dat printed dia green card on Monday,it didn't take long to access d green card, immediately d pin was inserted d green card came out in few seconds,same has happend to d CUL.
3. If we shld recall d first time we had access to our CUL it was on portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1....when dy found out dy changed it to "nysc/11"...we still had access to it and now dy have blocked it...let's calm down and reasons it,if it is a scam like dy said y is it dat dy were d ppl dat had access to d link and dy blocked it
4. For dose dat saw dia CUL ,it has all our info ntn was missing... even d DG's signature is there. I went further to compare my own I downloaded and dat of my sister (B15) there is no diff btw d two CUL(s)....my fellow PCMs dy have changed d codes and did what dy can do....d CUN changed for some nd some r still same, dats wat has happnd to d CUL(s) and dy have hide d link so we don't have access to it again

plzz nd plzzzzzzzz nobody shld go and look for d new link o abg before dm go vex cancel A16 cox d headache we have given dm is enuf abg...na beg I dy beg o...lolzz
#Tega4kim

tega4kim i see u o...... Suffry suffry dey analyse

Tega4kim:
1.I agree with u..I think dat was what dy did and changed d CUN..but sm ppl's CUN didn't change..dose dat dat dia CUN changed it means dia state of deployment myt change
2. wat we shld know is dat d way it was programmed is dat immediately u register, ur green card and CUL are generated bt we only have access to print d green card....for dose dat printed dia green card on Monday,it didn't take long to access d green card, immediately d pin was inserted d green card came out in few seconds,same has happend to d CUL.
3. If we shld recall d first time we had access to our CUL it was on portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1....when dy found out dy changed it to "nysc/11"...we still had access to it and now dy have blocked it...let's calm down and reasons it,if it is a scam like dy said y is it dat dy were d ppl dat had access to d link and dy blocked it
4. For dose dat saw dia CUL ,it has all our info ntn was missing... even d DG's signature is there. I went further to compare my own I downloaded and dat of my sister (B15) there is no diff btw d two CUL(s)....my fellow PCMs dy have changed d codes and did what dy can do....d CUN changed for some nd some r still same, dats wat has happnd to d CUL(s) and dy have hide d link so we don't have access to it again

plzz nd plzzzzzzzz nobody shld go and look for d new link o abg before dm go vex cancel A16 cox d headache we have given dm is enuf abg...na beg I dy beg o...lolzz
#Tega4kim

Tega4kim:
1.I agree with u..I think dat was what dy did and changed d CUN..but sm ppl's CUN didn't change..dose dat dat dia CUN changed it means dia state of deployment myt change
2. wat we shld know is dat d way it was programmed is dat immediately u register, ur green card and CUL are generated bt we only have access to print d green card....for dose dat printed dia green card on Monday,it didn't take long to access d green card, immediately d pin was inserted d green card came out in few seconds,same has happend to d CUL.
3. If we shld recall d first time we had access to our CUL it was on portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1....when dy found out dy changed it to "nysc/11"...we still had access to it and now dy have blocked it...let's calm down and reasons it,if it is a scam like dy said y is it dat dy were d ppl dat had access to d link and dy blocked it
4. For dose dat saw dia CUL ,it has all our info ntn was missing... even d DG's signature is there. I went further to compare my own I downloaded and dat of my sister (B15) there is no diff btw d two CUL(s)....my fellow PCMs dy have changed d codes and did what dy can do....d CUN changed for some nd some r still same, dats wat has happnd to d CUL(s) and dy have hide d link so we don't have access to it again

plzz nd plzzzzzzzz nobody shld go and look for d new link o abg before dm go vex cancel A16 cox d headache we have given dm is enuf abg...na beg I dy beg o...lolzz
#Tega4kim

tega4kim i see u o...... Suffry suffry dey analyse

make una no vex... Na so i see am too... I jst dey talk wetin me sef no understand sins wen i wake up.... na wetin fear of state of deployment dey cause ...now sef i wan purge

;DI jst dey hear as ppl dey say NYSC go change fit change state of deployment.... Hmmm ma people dat one na story for d gods.... Una know y? Good!! if they change the states of deployment , PCM will deploy to d state wey dem like or prefer sins all carry the same CUN..... And my brodas, my sisters, my hermaphrodite,..... THERE SHALL BE HUGE CONFUSION IN THE CAMP!! Or am i not making sense?..... Therefore i rest my case!!! .. #smartthinking#

merikims:
as Nysc don hang us for air so...I get one question to ask,I fit use white bum short n singlet for camp?plus I wan print my callup number for the singlet carry go church for special prayers to maintain my cul location.....who is with me?it is time to take it to the alter#keepmycallupnumber.

deariee dat one na old case for my church o... because as i dey talk to u so ma CUN dey with ma reverend bible... Na unto spiritual tinzz... D deful is a lier and NYSC is a looser

merikims:
as Nysc don hang us for air so...I get one question to ask,I fit use white bum short n singlet for camp?plus I wan print my callup number for the singlet carry go church for special prayers to maintain my cul location.....who is with me?it is time to take it to the alter#keepmycallupnumber.

deariee dat one na old case for my church o... because i dey talk to u so ma CUN dey with ma reverend bible... Na unto spiritual tinzz... D deful is a lier and NYSC is a looser

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dapaiks:
Srry this came in late coz i had to do sme diggings
fr sme days now since d leak in d CUL pple hav bin voicing out diffrnt opinion n point of view.
i wnt into deep research bfre saying anytin on this issue and i was eable to find sme facts wic i wuld like to share on this plattform.
As a computer Programmer this is my proffesional point of view based on research.
1 NYSC site was never hacked... mst pple dnt knw exactly wat d work hack or hacking means hacking means to gain unauthoriz access to a computer or a websit by running script or code...
Now wen we wer all checking our CUL we made use of our mail and password to access it. in hacking u dnt need a password to gain acces u run codes dat giv u access to d profile
2 The url portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc11 is the name of the parth way in wich our authomatically generated CUL is saved but the hyper link havnt bin made availabe on the site fr viewing. now this part is on the nysc server so if u knw the name of the parth u wuld be able to access it. its just like knowing the name of a particular folder on ur phone and searching for it. we hav bin using this same method to reseve rooms in school during my undergraduate days even wen d portal is not yet open. all u need to know is the parth url of the folder u want to access
3 The call up letter is generated authomatically when you chose ur states and hit on the sbmit butin wic is den saved in nysc11 path this is designed using OOP algorithms wic mstly made up of conditional statements dat is do while loop (only programmers will knw wat i mean by this) let me give u an example in java
(if state="north" i++)
else do
deploy="state"
ramdomiseState
}; this brings us to the stage of pple contemplating weda nysc will chge the state or not. sme one even said it will tke them days to reprograme the system to redeploy..
if nysc deside to chnge the ulredy asigned state bliv me it wuldnt take them less than 5 minutes using SQL query or OOP loop algorithms
for exam SELECT*FROM NYSCDATABASE WHERE STATE = DEPLOYEDSTATE UPDATE.NEXT.RAMDOM
or in java using linked list
deployedState.next, i++;
will authomatically change all d deployed state within seconds in d database

m not saying that nysc will chge the states on the CUL
but if the wnto it wuldnt cost them mch to chnge it.

na dis kind write up dey make me fear..... C now... Purge yaff catch me

dapaiks:
Srry this came in late coz i had to do sme diggings
fr sme days now since d leak in d CUL pple hav bin voicing out diffrnt opinion n point of view.
i wnt into deep research bfre saying anytin on this issue and i was eable to find sme facts wic i wuld like to share on this plattform.
As a computer Programmer this is my proffesional point of view based on research.
1 NYSC site was never hacked... mst pple dnt knw exactly wat d work hack or hacking means hacking means to gain unauthoriz access to a computer or a websit by running script or code...
Now wen we wer all checking our CUL we made use of our mail and password to access it. in hacking u dnt need a password to gain acces u run codes dat giv u access to d profile
2 The url portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc11 is the name of the parth way in wich our authomatically generated CUL is saved but the hyper link havnt bin made availabe on the site fr viewing. now this part is on the nysc server so if u knw the name of the parth u wuld be able to access it. its just like knowing the name of a particular folder on ur phone and searching for it. we hav bin using this same method to reseve rooms in school during my undergraduate days even wen d portal is not yet open. all u need to know is the parth url of the folder u want to access
3 The call up letter is generated authomatically when you chose ur states and hit on the sbmit butin wic is den saved in nysc11 path this is designed using OOP algorithms wic mstly made up of conditional statements dat is do while loop (only programmers will knw wat i mean by this) let me give u an example in java
(if state="north" i++)
else do
deploy="state"
ramdomiseState
}; this brings us to the stage of pple contemplating weda nysc will chge the state or not. sme one even said it will tke them days to reprograme the system to redeploy..
if nysc deside to chnge the ulredy asigned state bliv me it wuldnt take them less than 5 minutes using SQL query or OOP loop algorithms
for exam SELECT*FROM NYSCDATABASE WHERE STATE = DEPLOYEDSTATE UPDATE.NEXT.RAMDOM
or in java using linked list
deployedState.next, i++;
will authomatically change all d deployed state within seconds in d database

m not saying that nysc will chge the states on the CUL
but if the wnto it wuldnt cost them mch to chnge it.

na dis kind write up dey make ma belle spoil oooo........ C now... Purge don hook me........ If they change ma state, i go jst chuuk ma sef nife o

Joered63:
Abeg what of those of us wey Neva receive text msg containing our new call up number? Does it mean that the one on the green card slip is still valid?

nope it simply mins NYSC is not ur calling...go try mechanic ...

Abi na only me go dey for camp? where all d port Harcourt ppl dey na....... I don check evry where for dem..... Abi na hide and seek tinz ni

Profay11:
Which state were you given?

na PH them port me go o...

Wetin? After pesin don get beta state dem say na fake.... If they change i go jst chuuk ma sef knife Wetin? After pesin don get beta state dem say na fake.... If they change i go jst chuuk ma sef knife