₦airaland Forum

You have to be careful when watching football nowadays, RIP if it story is true.

RIP

Nairalane: why ar you sad b4 yestday. OR ur name was released

I wasn't sad before...it's just that
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I made frontpage!!!

[quote author=T.ice]it make brain urz[/quote]fyn oo... I've been happy since yesterday.

Good morning everyone, how was ya nyt?

jayAjoku: i fast on sunday morning then eat whatever i want later

This also works for many people especially church workers.

steffans: Rice and Stew in more dan 80% of houses in 9ja... If u try to change it.. It wunt look like a sunday!!!!

I think bread and tea/egg is more common

Fynestboi: [color=olive] wetin dis one tak for your church praise and worship na same thin, u beta go re-enrol and start from KG[/color]

Help me tell them o, @samxiulee or better still read tinkybabe's comment. Finestboy I c u.

sweetpoison: are buddhists not woman beings like me and u ni?

I'll pretend not to have seen that 'woman', but I think it's wrong for a Christian to tell anybody to become a Buddhist when the Bible told us to spread the Gospel.

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]Na ASUU cause am. My church for school is very lively with Fine-Fine ladies shaking their butt. Can't wait to go back to school. *sobs*[/quote]You are one of Nigeria's problems. ASUU should call of because you want to see ladies butts?

rattlesnake: yes it is better to say i prefer slow songs to fast tempo songs...instead of saying prefer "WORSHIP" to "praise"

and that's why I should become a Buddhist...are you sure you attended Bible school?

rattlesnake: haba......christains are so ignorant...what do u mean by comparing praise or worship...did u attend bible school at alll?.....u are the type of person that believes worship is slow Music while praise is fast...IGNORANCE IN THE PEAK LEVEL.....this is why all dis atheist laugh at we xtains...PRAISING GOD IS ALSO WORSHIPING HIM...AND WORSHIPING GOD IS ALSO PRAISING HIM.....there is nothing like style..u can even use rap to worship God and use slow hymns to praise him....seems you dont know what u are doing in church...i advice you to become a Buddhist

I don't know what I'm doing cos I prefer slow songs(that people refer to as worship) to fast ones? You must be joking. I'm sure you also prefer one to the others and who says rap is not acceptable?

Tolexander: Na worshipping praise o!

I neva hear dat 1 before o...lol

Which style of church music do you prefer? For me I prefer the worship, I even like sundays when we sing worship throughout, it is always touching. Oya which one do you prefer?

#ReasonWhyASUUShouldCallOff I don't want to start speaking English Patiently.

peternonso: d maker doesnt want it
d buyer doesnt use it
d user doesnt see it
wt is it?

eleyi gidi gan o, dis 1 is strong!

michaeltotti: **Read and Comment
You came back from work feeling
tired, only to find someone
beating your MUM.
Out of anger you went in to get a
weapon.
On Reaching in ..You saw your
lover with another person on bed.
Question is : Who would you
attend to first?
(A) Mum
(B) Lover
Please be sincere in your
comments!!

I wanna see yo answer first

Neither hardwork nor laziness will help you. Smart work will. Guyz, be smart! Enjoy your day

Oluwatola5: Yh, feel free, its a free world, only that you wld pay a fine of just 50k, that is all.

I'm sure u wouldn't ask for 50k if I had used my full name as username

Good morning class...am I allowed to enter the class @classteacher(mis Tola) cos I know I'm quite late.

Oluwatola5: Yh, there are exceptions to the rule of the subjunctive forms. When we have 'to' infinitive after the subjunctives, it changes from imagined and unreal future to a real future, for example now, saying something like ''i wish i were Adaeze'' is saying something unreal that can never happen, but when we use ''to'' it changes to a real stuff eg ''i wish to become like Adaeze'', this is realistic and attainable. ''to'' makes ''it is high time I left'' become ''it is time to go''

I'm impressed.

There's nothing kid about him anymore...nyc 1 anyway

Mtchww...2nd page, I no dey comment again.

I think you will forget it when you have a job with good pay. Dts d koko.

[quote author=x-kid2000]late March or Early April.. If e no come end tomao[sic] nko?[/quote]hi, did you do oaupd

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][size=14pt]SLAVE MENTALITY!

THERE ARE NO BRIDEMAIDS IN NIGERIA CULTURE!

ONLY HOUSEMAIDS![/size][/quote]what is this one saying??

The last one is so so on point.

Good morning fellas, guest I c u, hw was yo nyt? (u no fit reply)