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myfantasies:
I eat home cooked meal, i don't eat outside

Y will i forfeit my oha soup and wheat for pizza or shawama... No way

hmmmmmmm,still fair enough though,are you ibo?

Chommieblaq:
Yea am great, U?

an good,but i can be better with you beside me

myfantasies:
Story

Wen dat time comes u will be d one to even give me tips from Google

lol,ok continue eating all thee pizza and sharwarma and be expecting one faceless dynamite to give you tips on how to slim down. big OYO will still be your case.

myfantasies:
Rotfl

U r very funny

Nd tanks for the compliment

Maybe if i do get on the big size u will give me tips on how to shed some weight

ahhhhhh you grow fat is at your own peril,because am not well grounded in giving people tips on how to loose weight,oyo is your case ooooo

LuveU2:
Where are they at? You see average/ below average guys forming cute not even a 7

The few facially cute guys here are all shorties

For example...

really you dont mean it.

well i think am an exception to that.

Fraiser:
ok o... I still dey wait o

no worry my guy we are together.

myfantasies:
Naaah it is not

I know wat i am saying

ok oooooo,i hope so,because you are too pretty to be on the big size.

jubrealguy:
u sef dey see am, i dey para like this

ahan jubreal,its nothing now shebi na just fruit salad nothing more.she go drop am for his doorstep and she will turn back.no more no less.

iambibi:
.. Twinnie gud morning, yea i slept gud and hope u did too,......wait oo Twinnie, Fraiser? my fruit salad? Every morning? for one bloody month? At dis my tender age?? ..am finished!!! . Somebody wake me up from dis dream bfor i faint!!!!!

ahan twinnie,i knownyou can do it now

this is what we do for blood you know.

myfantasies:
I am ok d way i am

Trust me, i won't get fat

but the tendecies are there from the look of things.

Jadeite:
He doesn't need your advice or comment..Leave him be! Not all men are like you!

lol you don vex?

Chommieblaq:
Hahaha hahaha good morning to you toooooo, how was ya night.





PS: Good morning all

fine omoge me.hope you are good this morning.

Fraiser:
wao... You accept conditions? Dat means you mean business, well I will b waitin for dis morni salad after which I will give u d monicker of d babe

no worry you go get the fruit salad this morning,i trust my twinnie to do a very good job.

iambibi:
.. Lolz..yes twinnie, i did not forget , buh u see i dnt hav any idea in helpin u get a wife o.. . .(am not gifted in dah area) Buh i will giv u d little idea i hav, apparently from wat i saw yesterday, mayb u might jst get lucky... Hu knos... So in dat case,

Step 1: sight her,
Step 2: prepare ur pickup lines a.k.a punchlines,
Step 3: make d move.. on bended knees ooooo, (very important)
Step 4: failure to take along ur diamond ring and red roses, u r doomed!!!
Step 5: wat else again, if she doesn't agree bring her for fruit salad,
Step 6: and after testing my fruit salad... Boom!!! She becomes urs, and den u live happily ever after.

twinnie me goodmorning,sure you slept good,abeg twinnie i reached an agreement with fraiser and part of the agreement is for you to give himm fruit salad for one month everymorning,and i know that wont be too much for you to do.thanks in anticipation

goodmorning happy people of this golden city,shey dada le ji?

[quote author=Fraiser post=43769396]e com wit price o, u no know d kyn sacrifice wey I won do for u ni, d agreement b say u go deposit all d money wey I go take drink for spixytinxy shop for one year, secondly u go tell ur twinnie iambibi make she dey bring dat her fruit salad to my house every morni for one month. Thirdly u go agree to dey always support me anytym I dey hustle woman wit any guy for dis city. [/quotehmmmmmmmmmmm,ok terms and conditions accepted.

myfantasies:
No i won't

oh the earlier you stop the better for you ooooo,lol

Chommieblaq:
The word impossible itself says I'm possible.

ohhhhh ok,just watch,slow and steady wins the race.i know slowly but surely ama gat ya ,all the same goodmorning

that pdp man should be checked,he has prolly taken refnol mixed with sk,how on earth will this shoe be $8k.

well what do you expect from a pdp kind of opposition.see the shoe sef,i cant go to the market and pick this kinda shoe sef no matter the cost.

myfantasies:
Good

so you work on that.

Chommieblaq:
I is taken!

i know.just pushing my luck.well impossibilty is nothing.i gat my eyes on you.

iambibi:
.. Lolz..yes twinnie, i did not forget , buh u see i dnt hav any idea in helpin u get a wife o.. . .(am not gifted in dah area) Buh i will giv u d little idea i hav, apparently from wat i saw yesterday, mayb u might jst get lucky... Hu knos... So in dat case,

Step 1: sight her,
Step 2: prepare ur pickup lines a.k.a punchlines,
Step 3: make d move.. on bended knees ooooo, (very important)
Step 4: failure to take along ur diamond ring and red roses, u r doomed!!!
Step 5: wat else again, if she doesn't agree bring her for fruit salad,
Step 6: and after testing my fruit salad... Boom!!! She becomes urs, and den u live happily ever after.

lol,kilode all this steps just because of a lady,oga ooooooooooooooooo,this things no be here at all.i go dey find punchlines wey i no be tuface.well its ok we go try

Fraiser:
I still get one fyn sure single babe for dis city wey pple no notice o, I been one add her for my profile bur I fit network her for u if u fit let mo negotiate

ehen,so it comes with a price. oya what are we negotiating on

ginaz bae wadup

Ginaz:
i just C.A.N .T

iambibi:
... Darling twinnie, hw u, hope ur having a gud time

too much work to do jare at work,but am fine.how fAR with what we discussed

myfantasies:
Number 2 is all about me

I love food like say tomorrow no dey

okay girl like you,i dont like girls that eat much,its a big turn off for me.

iambibi:
... Here is it, *gives her fruit salad*, do enjoy ur self.....!!

twinnie how far now

iambibi were are you.

jaymichael:
It beats my imagination how some people could hate their country so much that they wish the country collapses just to malign the government.

as in i thought i was the only one that noticed,so much negativity flying,it has never been this bad.

jubrealguy:
in law.......anybody u want, work don start be that

how far my padi,hope you doing great.me still dey search ooooo,make i no go carry egun e le gun ooooo.

*who is on chommieblaq case make i know*

goodmorning happy people of this our illustrous golden city.hope you all had a wonderful night rest.

in other news i dont like mondays at all