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Fisher007:
Hmm where should I start from?

Trouble sit down jeje na you use your hand go find am.

So you picked up ashewo to shit in your house?

Then you come online, of all place, nairaland?

So what were you expecting? That we will have sympathy for you?

Or we will come and pack it for you? I don't get it.

Cause I am trying to understand what your goal or aim is?Making me imagine and think for no reason.

Giving us unnecessary shit issues on this forum.

Infact, you are just useless. Infact you desserve some beating.

Please post your address and flat number so that we can all come to beat you and add our own shit.

Mumu Oshi.

Lol!
Kai, you don vex.

Third wife? Then the husband should check himself.

Minemrys:
wetin g0mez even do am? Were they n0t on the pitch playing a very imp0rtant game? And u expect both to roll over? Or was sterling expecting the defense to be friendly and give him space like other teams have been doing? They play against small teams where they get treated nicely, win them and m0ve on and think they're playing smart games? Nah. I'd like to see man city play against physical teams like the spanish clubs or bayern munich. Na man city wey dy flog watford, s0me unkn0wn club in s0me unkn0wn leagues 7 nil, 8 nil, and sterling would go laughing, expecting others to r0ll over. Mtchew. I can't wait for them against chelsea. You think G0mez went pers0nal with sterling? Wait till that match.

My thoughts exactly.

DonBenny77:
Don't see anything wrong with what sterling did. That Gomez guy really ridiculed him on the pitch simply because he has a small stature. And that really hurt....he was trying to provoke him to see a red card but sterling handled it well on the pitch but when he met him in the canteen on international duty he had to vent his anger a bit.

Oga this your assertion get as e be o. Need I remind you,Gomez is a defender and he did his job perfectly.
I guess Gomez should have left the ball for him so he could score abi and you'll start shouting, Liverpool defense Na wash abi.
The kind ball you dey watch, Me no understand sef.

DonFreshmoney:
Person wey start fight no dey always win.

In sterling mind naa, he go fit beat Gomez.. the way gomez go pound am like pikin ehn.. forget those rubbish tatooes.

You dey mind am.
Sterling Na aggressive human being.

richie240:
Dhur!
U think u can cheat nature? Unfortunately, ds mindset of urs is ingrained in ur DNA. Don't be surprised when ur daughter turns out the way u think , for "as a man thinketh, so is he". Don't think u can have d mindset of Kim kardashian and raise up a Mother Theresa - like daughter.

A fruit doesn't fall far from d tree.

Thank you a million times for that comment up there.
She's just fooling herself.

When are we going to hear the last of this 'wahala'? Oga o!

kestolove95:
No go born..

Hatred, envy, jealousy all in just one person. Get a life.

proeast:
I will soon be wedding my fiancee.
We decided to do some prewedding pictures to create awareness about our coming wedding.

Nice pictures you got up there.
Congratulations!

Bigiyo:
Abeg... That how we speak our English, I can't come and kill myself

Bros abeg no kii person with laff o

thoollz:
I said it at the beginning when Liverpool were picking 3pts, it won't last for long. They're regular bottlers. They'll lose the title again. It's what they do best. I'm a Liverpool fan so I know what I'm saying.

Oga Ade, abeg go find somewhere siddon.

crestedaguiyi:
do you have proof of her wining any case or you just want to insult your elder

Oga this your thinking be as e get o.
lol!

RichDad1:
Lazy youths.
Btw, what is OAU compare to Unilag?
Apart from shouting gbo gbo gba gba like Agbero and faded glory like a bleached Kampala;
what is so special about OAU?
7 years for a 4 years degree ? Shame Dey catch me for una.
Unilag any day.
I Dey my house come and beat me.

Not forgetting that it's the textbooks Luggard handed over to their first set of Professors they use till date.

gaetano:
They should also investigate all the manutd matches officiated by Webb. Howard webb's retirement really finished Manu, look how they living now

As in!
Webb was their 12th invisible player.

Truth is APC and PDP are birds of a feather but in this case APC's "feathers' has deeper shades of the colored feather.
PDP is pained that APC has bigger and smoother thieves.

Oduduwa707:
Na wah for dis nation sef. Imagine the quality of personnel they chose from when there're millions of better candidates qualified for the position. A big slap on the faces of the millions of graduates and well educated folks deserving of that post.

She's definitely fvcking someone in the higher echelon of power.

NONSENSE!

You better not kill yourself over someone who doesn't know you exist.
It's gon be your loss.
#think

ikwedim:
I thank God I was at the service this very day. The guy is usman. He is an army officer. God's power is much. If you see the way the guy was vibrating when man of God was coming in our direction, I was shocked. He actually want to hit the man of God with it and he was arrested by the holy ghost. God is great

Story for the gods.
Not everyone is stupid.

Cumtroller:
Who is the father? We will never know. NA THEM AS USUAL

SINGLE MOTHERS CLUB....

Gbenusoun! She's married.
Envious human thing.

namiji2598:
this world has really got me pissed up
am tired of this life brothers
all am asking from nairalanders is their prayers after tonight,
the doors of heaven are open for me already,
I dnt really like committing suicide, but I think thats the only way out,
am gonna miss u all brotherz
ohhh lord forgive me

This is just a phase. Please hang on and you'll see that bright light at the end of the tunnel you're passing through.
Take heed, please.

gaetano:
Are we still looking for oil in 2019 while the world is moving towards cleaner energy? OK now they've found it can we divide the country now?

Or you guys just poured engine oil on the ground to deceive us that you found oil so they will increase your state allocation

Hmmm! Good thinking.

Eeyah!

KingAzubuike:
Next time you specify that it's Nigerian immigrants in Australia that came to welcome him. Nobody knows him there and he might end up dashing free tickets and drinks so people can come and watch his show.

This envy will end up killing you in the nearest future. At least he was welcomed. You wey never enter airport nko.

KendrickAyomide:
you might be 40+ but your brain is under 10

You're wrong. He doesn't even have one.

Esseite:
This get rich quick mentality is destroying Nigeria..

Nobody wants to work the ladder anymore, under 25 wanting what took a 50 years old 30 years to acquire now now now...

We really have a big problem at hand.

You couldn't have said it better.

Those tyres though! Inappropriate for the vehicle.

Those tyres though! Inappropriate for the vehicle.

lordprogress:
Lol jelousy wan kill them cause na web they score the goals them na rubbish Chelsea fan.
As for your info there is no way Manchester united is going to get relegated not when there is 40 point already garanteed at old trafford

*yimu*
Point 1, try not to be incoherent.
Point 2, keep consoling yourself.

brushesz:
The Law of Karma should be taught as a compulsory course in all schools.

Remember when referees like Howard Webb would do anything to ensure ManUtd wins?

Howard Webb was A Man U player , he was their 12th player just that you don't see him touch the ball.

Little difference between Mercy and Tacha.

Where did she keep this Bible all this while? Good luck to her though. Let the winner win o, them no go kuku give me for inside.

Oyinlomobambam:
The only reason I felt she should win is cos she's the poorest in the building for now.

Poor but she could afford a plastic ass. *Yimu*

naijadrivablog:
Entitlement mentality!

You can imagine. Such a stupid reason.