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Romance / Re: When You Break A Guy's Heart (pic) by IAMGEJ(m): 1:14am On Jul 06, 2015
But Iyaf die 4 love and resurrected after 3 days grin grin grin grin grin
Jollyjoy:
Lolz! Wait,did u tink he wil die? Sori bt no one has ever died for love be4.
Politics / Re: We May Negotiate With Boko Haram-presidency by IAMGEJ(m): 2:12pm On Jul 04, 2015
Naija is still far from change cry cry cry cry cry

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Family / Re: Man Disappears Over Wife’s Third Set Of Twins by IAMGEJ(m): 10:45am On Jul 03, 2015
Wish my future wife could do same embarassed embarassed embarassed

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Romance / Re: Checkout This Conversation Between A Lady's Ex-Boyfriend & Her New Man (Snapshot by IAMGEJ(m): 10:14pm On Jul 02, 2015
New boyfriend don faint be that oh. grin grin grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Killers Of Ex-FUTA VC Remanded In Prison (Photos) by IAMGEJ(m): 8:55am On Jul 02, 2015
Okay... Next.
Celebrities / Re: Ten Most Influential Singers In Nigeria 2015 - T.I.N by IAMGEJ(m): 12:39pm On Jun 20, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin I tire, even common NTA self nor show angry
bjt:

U no pay your dstv subscription? grin
Celebrities / Re: Ten Most Influential Singers In Nigeria 2015 - T.I.N by IAMGEJ(m): 12:14pm On Jun 20, 2015
cheesy

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Romance / Re: 40 Unwanted Mistakes Men Make While Having Fun With Women by IAMGEJ(m): 12:38pm On Jun 10, 2015
'Get your whole mouth down there'

Down where cheesy

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Phones / Re: How Beautiful Does Your Phone Keyboard Looks (pics) by IAMGEJ(m): 11:50am On Apr 23, 2015
Hello people...please I need a good monthly subcription code with d price on Mtn for my IPhone... Urgently.

Thanks in advance. God bless.
Politics / Re: It`s A Lie, Jonathan Was Not Protected With 2,123 Policemen-Eye Witness Account by IAMGEJ(m): 11:50am On Mar 18, 2015
And you... You double handedly counted the security men and arrive at 2123? shocked
PresidentAde:
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. U mean u single handedly counted the presidents security detail & u arrived @ a total Number of 50 ?? ??
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.Op are U okay ?? ........Oya kom & tell us how many SSS,,, ARMY,,, AIRFORCE,,, Civil Defence ,,, NSA ,,, U counted....
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You should be arrested & shot in the left hand index finger for writing a damaging & false story abt Gej.......
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Na craze you wan craze so oh. grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: It`s A Lie, Jonathan Was Not Protected With 2,123 Policemen-Eye Witness Account by IAMGEJ(m): 11:48am On Mar 18, 2015
PresidentAde:
********************************* ..... ...Education is KEY...
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. U mean u single handedly counted the presidents security detail & u arrived @ a total Number of 50 ?? ??
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.Op are U okay ?? ........Oya kom & tell us how many SSS,,, ARMY,,, AIRFORCE,,, Civil Defence ,,, NSA ,,, U counted....
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You should be arrested & shot in the left hand index finger for writing a damaging & false story abt Gej.......
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' You should also be flogged for believing ur own story !
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by IAMGEJ(m): 1:12pm On Mar 15, 2015
Dis guy you go mumu tey oh... sad sad sad
killerman47:
U no go talk true, mek devil shame..... u don go hustle, hustle hustle, tire, no headway, no money, u come see say life truly hard, say me no easy as u imagine, u want run back to nigeria come continue ur luck , instead u dey give lame reasons.... Madam I beg talk true mek devil shame..

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Jokes Etc / Re: You Wont Believe What The Hausa Boy Is Doing In This Picture by IAMGEJ(m): 9:29am On Mar 02, 2015
Dis OP na wa 4 u o........... Person dey do your light u dey snap am come show us. sad sad sad sad sad

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Romance / Re: If You Behave In These 3 Ways Around Girls, They Will Hate You Like Crazy by IAMGEJ(m): 9:01am On Mar 02, 2015
Get money and anyone you do will be appreciated grin grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: 16 Year Old Boy Robs, Rapes 52-Year-Old Woman In Ogun by IAMGEJ(m): 8:54am On Mar 02, 2015
So u dey support that man with retarded brain... Grandpa 9 u want make e rule naija... na wa 4 u oh. I dey shame 4 u n e supporters grin grin grin grin grin

btw---- #cluelessisbetterdanwack brain#
EggovinMma:


Bia, if you dey support GEJ, comot for road before I jam you. grin
Celebrities / Re: Quilox Night Club Addresses MI's Tweets. by IAMGEJ(m): 8:48am On Mar 02, 2015
Short man short sense!!! grin grin grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: 16 Year Old Boy Robs, Rapes 52-Year-Old Woman In Ogun by IAMGEJ(m): 8:46am On Mar 02, 2015
Who be una??
btw# but dat ur ass sha wink wink wink wink E for nor escape that boy awich u dey that house oh. grin grin grin grin

#Justsaying#
EggovinMma:
UNA SEE WETIN I DEY TALK??
PERVERTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZ! !!!
THIS ONE NA HIM GRANNY HIM GO RAPE. MAKE UNA STOP TO DEY RAPE US OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.O ma se ooo
Education / Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by IAMGEJ(m): 10:55am On Feb 23, 2015
Touchin d gals ***** angry angry angry angry angry


See flog day sha embarassed
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Ladies Send Unclad Pictures by IAMGEJ(m): 10:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
I just succesfully completed my barn on here, So I will ignore ya brainlessness embarassed
mirexxx:
MuMu undecided
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Ladies Send Unclad Pictures by IAMGEJ(m): 10:12pm On Feb 19, 2015
Every guy loves looking... Dem dey look d one wen wear cloth na kor unclad own grin grin grin grin grin
prettythicksme:
he loves looking at my body!
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Ladies Send Unclad Pictures by IAMGEJ(m): 10:07pm On Feb 19, 2015
Naija gals always pretending since 2 BC cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
mirexxx:
how can your unclad pic satisfy him sexually?
he's already ya husband
i don't think its necessary no matter the distance
na wa o shocked

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Romance / Re: 8 Signs Of A Husband Material by IAMGEJ(m): 8:34pm On Feb 19, 2015
Bro... A player wil do no Sh*t. Laundry? shocked shocked shocked shocked Then you are no longer a player but a slave to p**sy cry cry cry
Psalmwise:
stcheeeeew(hisses in ibadan) i can do all that whats there, even a player sef can even go extramiles by doing all dat
Romance / Re: 8 Signs Of A Husband Material by IAMGEJ(m): 5:48pm On Feb 19, 2015
U go branch heaven wedA YOU go see ur man oh... Cus em don finish for earth grin grin grin grin
Psalmwise:
He's a goodlistner
Hez always ready to listen(pretend to listen) to her stories, even though are blabbiong doesnt make any sense or meaning, he would always listening attentively and give are the required comments(wow, thats nice, hmmm, really etc)

He takes you anywhere
He doesn't prevent her from going out with him even to the bar or watch football with him.


Kitchen Assistant
He assists you in the kitchen, by washing the dishes with you, cooks for you attimes etc . If your yoruba boyfrend can pound yam for you or Igbo Fiancee can pound FuFU for you, meen forgerit, he is Mr right Please stick to such guy.

Laundry Assistant
This is the greatest quality although somepeople call such guys dumb, but its still part of it, if the guy can washcloths with you then no doubt he's the one.........Note it shouldn't be on every occassion or you packing all her cloth jez maybe you doing the washing and him doing the rinsing or spreading.
Although i cant wash cloth for my babe ooo ...,my love no reach that side, cos i hate washing





#PsalmWise TheJollyGoodFellow# cool cool







Romance / Re: 8 Signs Of A Husband Material by IAMGEJ(m): 5:43pm On Feb 19, 2015
Story for d babalawo embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
emusmith:


I just listed my qualities dearie cool
Crime / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service Intercept Lorry Load Of Foreigners In Abia by IAMGEJ(m): 9:54am On Feb 18, 2015
Okay, what's next?
Religion / Re: Can You Be Good Without GOD?? by IAMGEJ(m): 1:07am On Feb 18, 2015
Health / Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by IAMGEJ(m): 11:07pm On Feb 11, 2015
Buy sharp blade n cut off all d balls cool cool cool cool cool cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (1 - 0) On 11th February 2015 by IAMGEJ(m): 11:02pm On Feb 11, 2015
Ask am na musa cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
juniormusa:

U never bend??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (1 - 0) On 11th February 2015 by IAMGEJ(m): 10:40pm On Feb 11, 2015
Bastard grin grin grin grin grin
Juliaann:
If Chelsea win this match make I bend into 2

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures Of The Year by IAMGEJ(m): 4:49pm On Jan 18, 2015
Na wa for wire grin grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Motorcycle Thief Stripped Unclad In Benue (Photo) by IAMGEJ(m): 3:25pm On Jan 18, 2015
Naked ghost rider grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: The President Is Coming To Abia State And The Whole Town Is Closed Down!!! by IAMGEJ(m): 11:23am On Jan 16, 2015
I tire 4 dis naija bro angry
hazyfm1:


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But sincerely our politicians should stop all these

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